In accessing this XML feed, you agree that you will only access its contents for your own personal and non-commercial use and not for any commercial or other purposes, including advertising or selling any goods or services, including any third-party software applications available to the general public. Me Too!~~Exotic Fruit~~~Jane McCarry,Rosemary Amoani~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Drama series for four to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Granny Murray. Rudi has some new exotic fruit to sell on his stall but no one seems interested. How can he get people to buy it?~false~22/11/2009~06:00~06:20~20 Big Cook Little Cook~~Fashion Designer~~~Steve Marsh,Dan Wright~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Small is looking at fashion magazines when Ben arrives back from a shopping trip, dressed in new designer clothes. Small is upset as there are no designer clothes small enough for him. Fenella the Fashion Designer comes into the cafe, and Ben and Small make her some fancy fashion biscuits. To say thank you, she leaves Small a designer outfit which she has made for him. Now he too can look stylish and fashionable.~false~22/11/2009~06:20~06:40~20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies~~Come Out of Your Shell~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. Playing on the savannah, Bo and Max stumble over a new friend, a tortoise named Tallulah. When they come on a little too strong, however, Tallulah retreats into her shell. Bo and Max ask Mama to help bring Tallulah back out of her shell.~false~22/11/2009~06:40~07:00~20 Uncle Max~~Plays Golf~~~David Schneider,William Howe~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy series about the adventures of nine-year-old Luke and his larger-than-life (and twice as accident prone) Uncle Max. The pair's zany adventures appeal to adults and children and cross language barriers, as the show is dialogue-free. Uncle Max and Luke triumph in a game of golf against a super-smug father and son. Max proves that the joy of golf lies not so much in hitting the ball as digging a six-foot hole around it while trying, and that one man's bunker is another man's beach.~false~22/11/2009~07:00~07:10~10 OOglies~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When the humans are away the OOglies play! The eccentric ensemble of household pranksters sprout eyes and clown around, embarking on a series of adventures that finds them slipping, sliding and splatting onto television screens. Mr Strawberry takes his quest for love to new heights, and the Playful Grapes try out bungee jumping in an attempt to avoid Clumsy Melonhead. In true cowboy style, action hero Sock tries to lasso his way across Snake Belt pit.~false~22/11/2009~07:10~07:30~20 Prank Patrol~~Crackers Crocs~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's series in which people play pranks on their friends. The prank targets believe they are helping a zoo vet during an operation performed on a massive crocodile. It is actually made of latex, but the teeth look mighty sharp, and disaster strikes when the creature appears to escape, and then it scares the pair as it jumps out of a bush.~false~22/11/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Da Dick and Dom Dairies~~~~Jason Garbett~Richard McCourt,Dominic Wood,Ian Kirkby,Dave Chapman,Melvin O'Doom,Lee Barnett~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Relive the madness of Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow, with an appearance by DI Harry Batt, a menagerie of mucky games, and classic bogies.~false~22/11/2009~08:00~08:30~30 M.I. High~~Operation Flopsy~~Mat King~Rachel Petladwala,Charlene Osuagwu,Ben Kerfoot,Jonny Freeman,Chris Stanton,Channelle Owen~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's spy drama. Oscar's mother is still being held captive by SKUL and is ill. She is in desperate need of some medicine, which is in her locker in MI9 headquarters. Oscar is very worried. The spies devise an elaborate plan to screen all white rabbits in the country for a fictitious disease, Blue Ear. They find Flopsy and the Grand Master, but he escapes, leaving them with the rabbit. The spies put Flopsy up for ransom in exchange for Oscar's mum, but the exchange doesn't go to plan.~false~22/11/2009~08:30~09:00~30 The Sorcerer's Apprentice~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The remaining Sorcerees continue to compete for the ultimate magic prize, but this time they have to perform their tricks in silence. World-renowned mime artist Loki drops in to give a masterclass in movement as the boys perform a tricky transposition routine and the girls make flowers appear from an empty paper bag. They only have a few hours to practise their routines before their silent show in front of an audience of very stern-looking librarians.~true~22/11/2009~09:00~10:00~60 Something for the Weekend~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Tim Lovejoy, chef Simon Rimmer and nutritionist Amanda Hamilton present a serving of mouthwatering recipes, chat with celebrity guests and some classic TV archive moments, followed by Sunday lunch dished up by a top chef. Today's guests are country singer Taylor Swift and comedian Mark Watson.~false~22/11/2009~10:00~11:30~90 Rugby Union~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Austin Healey presents highlights from England's meeting with New Zealand at Twickenham. The All Blacks have won their last seven matches against England, including three victories in the past year, the last of which completed a grand slam of the home nations on their autumn tour. England manager Martin Johnson captained the last side to beat the All Blacks back in 2003 and now he must try to find a way to inspire his team to repeat that feat. Commentary from Nick Mullins and Lawrence Dallaglio.~false~22/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60 Racing from Aintree~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Clare Balding presents three races from Aintree, including the totesport.com Becher Chase. This race is over the fearsome Grand National fences and gives horses a good trial for the National itself. Previous winners include Amberleigh House and Silver Birch, who both went on to Grand National glory. The races are at 12.35, 1.10 and 1.45 for the Becher Chase. With Rishi Persad, Mick Fitzgerald, John Parrott and Gary Wiltshire. Race commentary from Jim McGrath and Ian Bartlett.~false~22/11/2009~12:30~14:00~90 Tennis: World Tour Finals~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Sue Barker presents live coverage from the O2 Arena of the opening day of the Barclays ATP World Tour finals, which are taking place in London for the first time. Over the next week, the likes of Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal and Andy Murray will be battling it out for the prestigious title - and the five million dollar prize money. The world's top eight players are invited to the tournament, which features two round-robin groups, followed by semi-finals and the final. Commentary by Andrew Castle and Tim Henman.~false~22/11/2009~14:00~17:35~215 Meerkat Manor~~Home Alone~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Documentary series looking at a family of meerkats living on the edge of the Kalahari Desert. The Whiskers are already weakened, so Rocket Dog's second litter of pups arrives at a most inopportune time. The new pups' future is uncertain when a dangerous situation arises.~false~22/11/2009~17:35~18:00~25 Brian Cox's Jute Journey~~~~Brian Ross~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Hollywood actor Brian Cox is a son of Dundee. The city is the big constant of his life. He grew up amid the clatter of the jute mills, where both his parents began their working lives. The jute trade, making hessian from India's 'golden' fibre, dominated Dundee for over a century, linking it with Kolkata. It is now fast becoming a memory. Documentary journey into Brian Cox's past, and on to Kolkata in the footsteps of the Dundee jute workers who left to seek their fortunes in India.~false~22/11/2009~18:00~19:00~60 James May's Toy Stories~~4/4 - Scalextric~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~James May continues his quest to show what is possible with old-fashioned toys by using them on a scale never seen before. James attempts to build the biggest Scalextric track in the world, nearly three miles long, on the site of Britain's oldest grand prix track at Brooklands in Surrey. The track will have to go through people's gardens, over ponds and rivers and even negotiate a business park. Who will win the race of the century, the plucky locals or the team of Scalextric experts?~false~22/11/2009~19:00~20:00~60 Ray Mears Northern Wilderness~~5/6 - Koo Koo Sint - The Star Gazer~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Ray Mears goes on an epic adventure into Canada's unforgiving, yet inspiring landscape. In this episode, Ray follows in the footsteps of David Thompson, a Briton who helped change the face of Canada by mapping four million square miles of North America. Ray explores Thompson's footsteps across the Rocky Mountains to the Pacific Coast, drawing on a new set of bushcraft skills and local knowledge and investigating the mapping techniques used by Thompson.~false~22/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Top Gear~~2/7~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Once again a cry of “How hard can it be?” goes up from the Top Gear team, words that in the past have led to bumbling but enjoyable attempts to create amphibious vehicles (twice) and an open-top people carrier. Tonight, the focus switches to sustainability, as Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May set out to save the planet by constructing an electric car, with which they hope to woo the sceptical residents of Oxford. Meanwhile, the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car is Frost/ Nixon co-star Michael Sheen. Radio Times reviewer – David Butcher ~true~22/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Miranda~~2/6 - Teacher~~Juliet May~Miranda Hart,Patricia Hodge,Sarah Hadland,Tom Ellis,James Holmes,Peter Davison~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Miranda is rather British when it comes to sex, or shenanigans as she likes to call it. Trying to overcome her hang-ups she decides the way forward with Gary would be to create a romantic moment so he'll see her in a sexual light. Stevie persuades her to join an evening class to learn French, the language of love. She goes, only to discover it's run by her old school teacher Mr Clayton, who Stevie then starts dating, much to Miranda's disgust.~false~22/11/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Match of the Day 2~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Adrian Chiles presents highlights of the day's Barclays Premier games. Sam Allardyce takes his Blackburn side to his former club Bolton. Another manager facing an old club is Tony Pulis, whose former club Portsmouth visit his current employers Stoke. The day's other game sees Wigan travel to Tottenham. There is also a chance to catch up with all the goals from Saturday's matches and a look at football's funnier side in 2Good 2Bad.~false~22/11/2009~22:30~23:30~60 Argumental~~1/4~~Ian Lorimer~~false~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~~~Comedy~Comedy debating show chaired by John Sergeant. Team captains Marcus Brigstocke and Rufus Hound are joined by guests Dara O Briain and Chris Addison to argue that bodybuilders look fabulous and that Britain will bounce back better than ever.~false~22/11/2009~23:30~00:00~30 The Big Kahuna~~~1999~John Swanbeck~Larry Mann*Kevin Spacey|Phil Cooper*Danny DeVito|Bob Walker*Peter Facinelli~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~15~Film~Kevin Spacey followed his Oscar-winning turn in American Beauty with this more personal project, which he also produced. He plays one of a trio of salesmen who have gathered at an anonymous hotel suite for a convention. Spacey, all hyperactive bluster, is determined to secure a major client - the Big Kahuna of the title. However, it's the new boy on the team, Peter Facinelli, who may hold the key to capturing the elusive prize. Very much in the style of Glengarry Glen Ross (in which Spacey had a supporting role), this claustrophobic drama struggles to shake off its stage origins. However, Spacey delivers a bravura performance and he is more than matched by Danny DeVito, who carves out a turn of understated melancholy as Spacey's world-weary partner.~false~23/11/2009~00:00~01:25~85 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~23/11/2009~01:25~03:05~100 Me Too!~~Night and Day~~~Jane McCarry,Rosemary Amoani~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Drama series for four to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Granny Murray. Mikey John's class is about Night and Day but he is having problems explaining to the children what light and dark means.~false~23/11/2009~06:00~06:20~20 Big Cook Little Cook~~Cow~~~Steve Marsh,Dan Wright~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben is in a very good mood, but Small points out that he has a big red spot on his face. Ben can't find a way to see his spot. Clover the Cow comes to the cafe and the chefs make her a spotty trifle. Small finds out about cream. As a thank-you, Clover leaves Ben and Small a moon-shaped mirror each, and Ben can look at his spot, which turns out to be a blob of ketchup.~false~23/11/2009~06:20~06:40~20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies~~Hot and Cold Running Critters~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool drama combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around a group of animals on the African savannah, including Mama the elephant, her calf, Max, a cheetah named Bo and the monkey brothers Kip, Flip, and Chip. On an especially hot day, Mama shows the gang how animals adapt to the weather.~false~23/11/2009~06:40~06:55~15 Pingu~~Pingu Makes a Splash~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who's often misunderstood. Pingu is meant to be helping Father teach Pinga how to swim - but he is distracted by older penguins diving into the pool.~false~23/11/2009~06:55~07:00~5 Martha Speaks~~Martha the Weather Dog~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Windy McCloud, Wagstaff City's meteorologist, wants Martha to be her weather dog. Martha's thrilled that she'll be able to change the weather to suit Helen and her friends, until she finds out she's not going to make the weather, she's going to predict it. But all her predictions are way off. What should she tell Windy?~false~23/11/2009~07:00~07:15~15 Martha Speaks~~Martha Models~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Carolina is over the moon when she finds out that Mindy Munchhausen, host of Operation Catwalk, will be judging Wagstaff City's dog costume parade. She teams up with Helen to design outfits for Martha and Skits, sure that this will be her big break. Is Carolina on her way to Fashion Avenue?~false~23/11/2009~07:15~07:25~10 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date with the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~23/11/2009~07:25~07:30~5 ROY~~School Inspection~~Alan Shannon~Scott Graham,Simon Delaney,Cathy Belton,Martha Byrne,Fionn O'Shea,David Green~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The O'Brien family are new in town. An ordinary family - well, almost. Roy O' Brien is a little different - he's a cartoon! Ballyfermot School is preparing for a visit from the inspector and Mr Hammond is worried that Roy might disgrace the school with his animated antics. He decides it will be best to suspend Roy until the visit has taken place. Roy reluctantly stays away from school on the day of the inspection but manages to land himself in deep trouble with a gang of graffiti artists.~false~23/11/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Wait for It..!~~~~Steve Potter~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pete Firman hosts the game show in which contestants must wait as long as possible to answer the questions. Four contestants are transported onto the Intergalactic Time Capsule, and over four rounds they do their best to avoid being dropped into the 'goo portal', a large tank of orange gunge! In this show, contestants from Nottingham play against their friends as their nerves, reactions and general knowledge are tested. Who will have the patience to make it through to the final challenge?~false~23/11/2009~08:00~08:30~30 Pingu~~Jealousy~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Pingu the penguin is bright but rather clumsy, so he is occasionally misunderstood by those around him. Pingu is jealous when his mother gives baby Pinga all her attention.~false~23/11/2009~08:30~08:35~5 Pingu~~Pingu Goes Fishing~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who often feels he's misunderstood. Pingu goes fishing at his two ice holes. He puts his freshly caught fish in a pile behind him but when he turns round his fish are gone! Robby the seal ensures that Pingu catches the same fish every time and eats the bait while he is at it. Pingu cannot work it out but once he lures Robby out of the water he meets the trickster and is able to see the funny side of the situation.~false~23/11/2009~08:35~08:45~10 Pinky Dinky Doo~~A Promise Is a Promise~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Mixed media animation for young children. Seven-year-old Pinky Dinky Doo loves to make up stories. She thinks of amazing solutions for everyday situations, helped by her younger brother Tyler. Tyler helps out at the puppy kennels.~false~23/11/2009~08:45~09:00~15 Timmy Time~~Timmy the Artist~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Stop-frame animation. Nestling in the gently rolling hills is Timmy's nursery school, cosily housed in some old farm buildings. Complete with messy play area, story corner and garden, this is the perfect place for a young lamb to start finding his place in the world. Timmy and Mittens are paired up to paint each other's portraits during an art session at the nursery. After a dispute about who should have paintbrush, the situation becomes messy.~false~23/11/2009~09:00~09:10~10 Chuggington~~Koko and the Tunnel~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation set in Chuggington, a special place where all the trains talk, think and don't need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. The trainees are heading for a lesson with Dunbar in the training yard when an underground tunnel catches Koko's eye. She wants to explore it but Vee says she isn't ready yet. When no one is looking, Koko decides she's going to see where that tunnel goes...~false~23/11/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Numberjacks~~Forward Thinking~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy adventure series, aimed at four- and five-year-olds, in which animated numbers solve mathematical problems in the real world, with input from children. The Numberjacks are called on to sort out the Problem Blob. A boy's car will only go forward and he wants it to go backwards. A man in the park has slime on his shoe and can't walk back to get his briefcase - he can only walk forwards. The Numberjacks use the Brain Gain to put things right and sort the Problem Blob out.~false~23/11/2009~09:25~09:40~15 Tweenies~~Max Blows a Fuse~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Fun with the puppet people. As he is setting up a slide show, Max blows a fuse and all the lights go out. After Sparky the electrician fixes the lights, Max breaks the projector.~false~23/11/2009~09:40~10:00~20 Ethelbert the Tiger~~Ethelbert and the Lion~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The animated adventures of a mischievous tiger cub and his friend as they travel through a magic waterfall to different parts of the world, exploring and having fun. Ethelbert asks Dilip what exactly a tiger is, and Dilip explains that it is a type of cat. In Africa, they meet some other members of the cat family.~false~23/11/2009~10:00~10:05~5 Charlie and Lola~~I Want to Be Much More Bigger Like You~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Join Lola and Charlie, a brother and sister, as they deal with topics that affect their everyday lives. Life is just not fair to the one who is always smallest. They cannot go to bed late, they cannot get their own pink milk and they cannot go on the Super-Dooper-Loop-the-Looper ride at the fair. Lola does everything she can to make herself taller, including imagining she is a skyscraper. Finally the scariness of the Looper convinces her she is better off small.~false~23/11/2009~10:05~10:20~15 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!~~The Special Thing~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. Jakamoko and Yoko each have a special thing that only they can do. Toto does not, so he must find one.~false~23/11/2009~10:20~10:30~10 In the Night Garden~~Igglepiggle's Accident~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Igglepiggle discovers the stones which Makka Pakka has most carefully tidied into a special pattern. Igglepiggle accidentally knocks over the stones. He tries to put them back as they were, but somehow they are never quite right. Makka Pakka returns and cheerfully restores the stones to perfect order.~false~23/11/2009~10:30~11:00~30 Telling Stories~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Aimed at GCSE English students, this programme uses a variety of short plays in different settings and voices to look at the importance of comprehension when writing clear, concise English, and the significance of understanding an audience. Suitable for use as whiteboard video clips, the programme examines the ways in which the same start to a story can lead off into many different types of narrative.~false~23/11/2009~11:00~11:30~30 Primary History~~Henry's Wives - Catherine Parr~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Series in which Terry Deary, author of the Horrible Histories books, meets the six wives of Henry Vlll. In this edition he looks at Catherine Parr, who became Henry's caring nurse and stepmother to his children while at the same time establishing herself as an accomplished author and academic.~false~23/11/2009~11:30~11:40~10 Class Clips~~Darwin's Album - Favourable Characteristics of Animals~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A selection of clips taken from BBC programmes to support Primary science teaching on the theme of Darwin. The programme includes material about favourable animal characteristics.~false~23/11/2009~11:40~12:00~20 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Anita Anand have the top political stories of the day.~false~23/11/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~23/11/2009~12:30~13:00~30 All Saints~~Suspicious Minds~~~Georgie Parker,Tammy McIntosh,Conrad Coleby,Martin Lynes,Ben Tari,Judith McGrath~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Medical drama series set in a busy Australian hospital. Vince and Luke begin their new jobs after promotion, things look up for Terri, but Vince is still implicated in the investigation into Rose's death. Meanwhile Paula has to look after a student nurse, and Rebecca and Jared are leaving the department.~false~23/11/2009~13:00~13:45~45 Open House~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Property programme in which Kristian Digby shows sellers how to get ahead of the competition by launching their homes on the market through a one-off open day. Catherine Cleary has lived with her family in their 1930s semi in Manchester for 19 years. She now wants to make some changes to her life - starting with the selling of her house. Her family, however, has managed to fill entire rooms full of possessions. Can Kristian clean them out?~false~23/11/2009~13:45~14:15~30 Animal Park: Wild in Africa~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~A lion faces an amputation unless the vet can treat his injured paw. Ben Fogle and Kate Humble spend the day at a waterhole and find out why elephants prefer to drink alone. And a fatal illness has broken out amongst the litter of orphaned wild dog puppies - will any survive?~false~23/11/2009~14:15~15:00~45 Diagnosis Murder~~Murder by the Busload~~~Dick Van Dyke,Victoria Rowell,Barry Van Dyke,Michael Tucci,Charlie Schlatter,Nancy Youngblut~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Lighthearted drama series about a hospital doctor who uses his sleuthing skills to help the LAPD crack baffling cases. When the victims of a bus accident become suspects in a cold-blooded murder case, Doctor Sloan attempts to isolate the killer.~false~23/11/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Kilmarnock~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The team goes to Kilmarnock. Expert James Lewis is very excited about a painting that was found in a skip but could be worth thousands. David Fletcher spots a train set that was bought with pocket money 50 years ago, but looks like it's hardly been played with. Meanwhile presenter Paul Martin gets a guided tour of an exhibition dedicated to the Ayreshire Innovators - people from the region who've influenced the world.~false~23/11/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Are You an Egghead?~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Dermot Murnaghan hosts the grand final of the general knowledge quiz show that searches for the greatest quiz brain in Britain. The winner will be crowned series champion and wins the ultimate prize for quiz show enthusiasts - a regular place on Eggheads, joining the most fearsome quiz team in history.~false~23/11/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~Carmarthenshire~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Series in which prospective buyers are helped to find their dream home in the country. Nicki Chapman helps a couple swap the suburbs for a slice of west Wales. With retirement on the horizon, the time has come to say goodbye to their large five-bedroom house in Kent and hello to the Welsh property of their dreams. The house they have in mind needs to have four bedrooms, a big kitchen and at least one acre of land. As mum is moving with them, a separate two-bedroom annexe is a must.~false~23/11/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. The team is made up of some of the country's top quiz champions, including Barry Simmons, Millionaire winner Judith Keppel, Mastermind winner Chris Hughes, three-time World Quiz champion Kevin Ashman, Weakest Link winner CJ de Mooi and 15-1 winner Daphne Fowler. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize?~false~23/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Claudia Winkleman returns with backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. Judge Craig Revel Horwood analyses the weekend's events, while Claudia chats to the latest couple to be knocked out.~false~23/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Coal House at War~~7/9~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Three Welsh families give up their 21st-century creature comforts and travel back in time to 1944 to face the hardships of life during the Second World War. The threat of air raids and sleepless nights are taking their toll as the final week arrives for the inhabitants of the Coal House. The women charm the butcher for some black market meat, while the men resolve their rivalries through a game of football. And for some of the evacuees, Sunday lunch brings a surprise visitor.~false~23/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30 An Island Parish~~A Double Blessing~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Religion~Series charting a year in the life of the remote Isles of Scilly off the western coast of Cornwall. It's Easter, and the islanders are nervously preparing for the start of the critically important holiday season. Alistair has to explain why he suddenly broke off his engagement to Heike the vet, which has put his whole future on Scilly in doubt, and an important visitor arrives from the mainland - but how will the new bishop of Truro go down with the locals?~false~23/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30 University Challenge~~~~Tracey Rooney~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~In another second-round match, students representing University College, London do battle with Emmanuel College, Cambridge for a place in the quarter-finals of the student quiz. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions.~false~23/11/2009~20:00~20:30~30 Miranda~~3/6 - Job~~Juliet May~Miranda*Miranda Hart|Penny*Patricia Hodge|Stevie*Sarah Hadland|Gary*Tom Ellis|Clive*James Holmes|Tilly*Sally Phillips~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Miranda's mother Penny is disappointed that Miranda runs a joke shop rather than having a proper job. Penny bumps into one of Miranda's old school friends, Tilly, and lies that Miranda has a great new job, so Miranda decides to prove everyone wrong and find a new career. After getting caught by Tilly while helping out as a waitress, she decides to come clean and be proud of her real job, but, thanks to Gary, Tilly jumps to a surprising conclusion about Miranda's employment.~false~23/11/2009~20:30~21:00~30 School of Saatchi~~1/4~~~~false~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~~~Documentary~This fine-art twist on reality TV could be annoying but - hurray! - it really isn't. Instead, it's rewarding and provocative and fun. The idea is a talent contest for young artists, so we're at risk of art-world cant from the word go, as well as some ropey excuses for works: one candidate presents two balled-up emails as his showpiece; another has written out War and Peace by hand. But after the programme has got its amusing no-hopers out of the way, X Factor-style, we get plenty of raw talent on view, with paintings, installations and video pieces that have real beauty to them while slightly messing with our minds. Passing judgement on them is a team of experts including the excellent Matthew Collings. But they're mere go-betweens. Behind the scenes is Charles Saatchi himself, the mega-patron whose nod can gold-plate careers. In a brilliant move, Saatchi never appears on camera, but makes his choices unseen. It's the ultimate in reality-show judging one-upmanship: imagine how much more terrifying Simon Cowell would be if he could only be contacted by phone, like the banker in Deal or No Deal. The programme is classily put together and proves a good way of examining what being an artist means and what we value in contemporary art. If it unearths a Damien Hirst-beating talent, even better. Radio Times reviewer - David Butcher~true~23/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Grumpy Old Women~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Well-known comedians, entertainers and personalities talk about the view that females are better at multi-tasking. Narrated by Alison Steadman.~false~23/11/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines, presented by Jeremy Paxman.~false~23/11/2009~22:30~23:20~50 Defying Gravity~~7/13 - Fear~~Jeff Woolnough~Ron Livingston,Laura Harris,Christina Cox,Malik Yoba,Florentine Lahme,Eyal Podell~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Sci-fi drama. It is Halloween aboard the Antares and the forces of darkness are revealed in more ways than one, as feverish hallucinations jeopardise the lives of the crew just as they are about to embark on a promotional event for which the whole world is waiting.~false~23/11/2009~23:20~00:05~45 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~24/11/2009~00:05~03:40~215 The Designed World~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Education~An insight into the world of design through 12 stories, shot across a range of countries, ranging from product design to world-class feats of engineering and design projects which have a social impact.~false~24/11/2009~04:00~05:00~60 Engineering for the World~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Documentary on engineering, following 12 different engineering subjects across a diverse range of topics.~false~24/11/2009~05:00~06:00~60 Me Too!~~Be Seen~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Drama series for four- to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Granny Murray. Dr Juno asks Bobby to distribute some leaflets on the buses about night safety - but will anyone be able to see them?~false~24/11/2009~06:00~06:20~20 Big Cook Little Cook~~Librarian~~~Steve Marsh,Dan Wright~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Small reads Ben his favourite story, and they start looking at their favourite books. When they try to put the books back on the shelf, the books keep falling down. Libby the Librarian comes into the cafe and Ben and Small cook her a delicious tortilla book. Small flies off to find out about tortillas, and Libby leaves Ben and Small a set of book ends for their shelf. Now their books won't fall over.~false~24/11/2009~06:20~06:40~20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies~~Why Zebras Can't Fly~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around the adventures of a group of animals on the African savannah. Karla and her friend, a peregrine falcon named Perry, are playing, and Karla begins to envy Perry's impressive flight skills. She wants to fly, spurring Mama to play several films showing which animals do and don't fly.~false~24/11/2009~06:40~06:55~15 Pingu~~Pingu and the Abominable Snowman~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The animated adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who often feels misunderstood. Pingu tries to trick Pinga into thinking there's an Abominable Snowman loose in the Antarctic.~false~24/11/2009~06:55~07:00~5 Martha Speaks~~TD and the Steak Tree~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. TD gets hoodwinked by Weaselgraft and Pablum into buying a steak tree. He is sure if he takes good care of it, soon he will be harvesting freshly blossomed steaks. But when the buds open to reveal flowers instead of sirloins, TD has to think fast before he is humiliated in front of his friends.~false~24/11/2009~07:00~07:15~15 Martha Speaks~~Martha vs Robot~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Alice's family gets a robotic pet called Dynamo who can do everything a real dog can do, and help with maths homework. Martha decides to show that she is even more perfect than the perfect pet, so Helen will not replace her with a mechanical mutt. If that fails, can she work with Nelson to get rid of Dynamo?~false~24/11/2009~07:15~07:25~10 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date with the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~24/11/2009~07:25~07:30~5 Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions~~The Falconator~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Factual programme. Ed and Oucho are travelling all over the country making inventions from bits of old rubbish they find in the back of their van. They are trying to build the Falconator, an all-terrain vehicle with a juicer and custard cannon. It starts off well, until Oucho crashes it. With the Big Big Cheese on their backs, will their general uselessness and lack of science know-how stop them from building the Falconator in time?~false~24/11/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Wait for It..!~~~~Steve Potter~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pete Firman hosts the game show in which contestants must wait as long as possible to answer the questions. Four contestants are transported onto the Intergalactic Time Capsule, and over four rounds they do their best to avoid being dropped into the 'goo portal', a large tank of sticky orange gunge! In this show, contestants from Swansea play against their friends as their nerves, reactions and general knowledge are tested. Who will have the patience to make it through to the final challenge?~false~24/11/2009~08:00~08:30~30 Pingu~~Barrel of Fun~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who feels he's misunderstood. Pingu and his friend have slippery fun with a broken old barrel.~false~24/11/2009~08:30~08:35~5 Pingu~~Hide and Seek~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Pingu the penguin is intelligent but rather clumsy, and is occasionally misunderstood by those around him. A real snowball fight is fun, but before the battle goes too far, Pingu and Robbie move on to a quieter game and have just as much fun.~false~24/11/2009~08:35~08:45~10 Pinky Dinky Doo~~What's Bugging Tyler?~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Mixed media animation for young children. Pinky Dinky Doo lives in Great Big City with her parents, her four-year-old brother Tyler and their amazing pet Mr Guinea Pig. When a problem arises, Pinky dances her way to a cardboard story box and uses a piece of chalk and her imagination to tell a story. Pinky and Tyler make friends with a purple polka dot dragon.~false~24/11/2009~08:45~09:00~15 Timmy Time~~Timmy Can't Dance~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Stop-frame animation. Nestling in the gently rolling hills is Timmy's nursery school, cosily housed in some old farm buildings. Complete with messy play area, story corner and garden, this is the perfect place for a young lamb to start learning about the world. Timmy and his class explore various dance styles, from hula dancing to line dancing, led by Harriet and Osbourne. Yet Timmy just cannot get into the groove.~false~24/11/2009~09:00~09:10~10 Chuggington~~Late Again Eddie~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation set in Chuggington, a special place where all the trains talk, think and don't need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. Eddie lives so far away from Chuggington that he just can't seem to get into work on time. After getting into trouble with Morgan yet again, Hodge and the trainees set out to find a new home for Eddie in Chuggington.~false~24/11/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Numberjacks~~Seven Wonders~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy adventure series aimed at four- and five-year-olds, in which animated numbers solve mathematical problems in the real world, with input from children. 3 and 4 are playing a dice game, and they are trying to head to the goal square. The Agents call in when a boy's toys have extra things appearing mysteriously, and discover that 7 is trapped inside the Puzzler's bubble. The puzzle is solved and 7 is released, and everything is returned to normal.~false~24/11/2009~09:25~09:40~15 Tweenies~~Polar Bears~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Playtime with the puppet people - featuring Bella, Milo, Jake and Fizz. After watching a video about polar bears, Jake imagines meeting a bear who teaches him the polar bear stomp. The others make the Tweenie garden look like the North Pole to help Jake remember the dance. Then they have fun dancing around.~false~24/11/2009~09:40~10:00~20 Ethelbert the Tiger~~Ethelbert and the Camel~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The animated adventures of a mischievous tiger cub and his friend as they travel through a magic waterfall to different parts of the world, exploring and having fun. Ethelbert is thirsty, but he is too lazy to get a drink from the river. He visits Egypt, but water is hard to find there.~false~24/11/2009~10:00~10:05~5 Charlie and Lola~~My Little Town~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Join Lola and Charlie, a brother and sister, as they deal with topics that affect their everyday lives. Sharing the My Little Town play set that Granny and Grandpa gave them proves to be a challenge for the pair. Charlie plans major construction projects, while Lola wants flowers, trees, butterflies and a zoo house. Charlie gets carried away with his empire and hogs the game, and an upset Lola has to decide whether to help save the town from a Martian invasion.~false~24/11/2009~10:05~10:20~15 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!~~The Scary Monster~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. Jakamoko is scared of snakes, Toto is scared of spiders, and Yoko is afraid of the dark. But together they help each other overcome their fears.~false~24/11/2009~10:20~10:30~10 In the Night Garden~~Upsy Daisy Kisses Everything~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Upsy Daisy loves the garden so much that she frequently kisses everything around her. Today, when she kisses things, magic starts to happen! The bridge plays music, the flower grows, the tree sheds beautiful blossom!~false~24/11/2009~10:30~11:00~30 Primary Geography~~Mexico - Changing Settlements~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Educational programme for seven to 11-year-olds. Jayne Constantinis investigates two very different Mexican cities. The capital Mexico City is possibly the largest city in the world. She discovers how it is tackling major environmental problems, including recent successful measures to curb air pollution. Then there is fast-growing Tijuana: fuelled by cross-border migration, trade and industry, the city and its people are a fascinating cultural mix of American and Mexican.~false~24/11/2009~11:00~11:20~20 Science Clips~~Light and Shadows~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Science for seven to nine-year-olds. The possibility of having more than one shadow, how light can make you look scary, and why shadows keep changing shape.~false~24/11/2009~11:20~11:30~10 Telling Tales~~English - Anansi and Turtle~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Educational programme for seven to 11-year-olds. Anansi invites Turtle into her home to share a meal, but contrives to eat all the yams herself, leaving Turtle hungry. Turtle returns the compliment by inviting Anansi to join him - and cleverly gets his own back.~false~24/11/2009~11:30~11:35~5 Telling Tales~~German - Anansi and Turtle~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Educational programme for 7 to 11-year-olds. Anansi invites Turtle into her home to share a meal, but contrives to eat all the yams herself, leaving Turtle hungry. Turtle returns the compliment by inviting Anansi to join him - and cleverly gets his own back. Translated into German.~false~24/11/2009~11:35~11:40~5 Look and Read~~Shadow Play - A Flicker at the Fairground~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Schools series. Ben follows Hester and Katie to a local fair, and tries to talk to Hester about the girl in blue.~false~24/11/2009~11:40~12:00~20 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Anita Anand have the top political stories of the day.~false~24/11/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~24/11/2009~12:30~13:00~30 All Saints~~Now You See Me~~~Georgie Parker,Tammy McIntosh,Conrad Coleby,Martin Lynes,Ben Tari,Judith McGrath~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Medical drama series set in a busy Australian hospital. Police track down the man they believe to be Rose's killer - and he's running amok! Terri and Vince are forced to put aside their differences, and Luke and Paula help a patient who is in for a sight-restoring operation.~false~24/11/2009~13:00~13:45~45 Open House~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Property programme in which Kristian Digby shows sellers how to get ahead of the competition by launching their homes on the market through a one-off open day. Marilyn Wedgewood bought her beautiful, Edwardian semi ten years ago for 140,000 pounds. However, she's now fallen for David and they've bought a new home in the West Country, so she must sell up and ship out.~false~24/11/2009~13:45~14:15~30 Animal Park: Wild in Africa~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~In Namibia, a wild cheetah is caught in a farmer's trap - can the rescuers reach him in time? Kate Humble learns about the birds and the bees on the Okavango river whilst Ben Fogle goes fishing in crocodile-infested waters. They also meet Smudge - a baby otter rescued from certain death.~false~24/11/2009~14:15~15:00~45 Diagnosis Murder~~A Candidate for Murder~~~Dick Van Dyke,Victoria Rowell,Barry Van Dyke,Michael Tucci,Charlie Schlatter,Michael Cole~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Lighthearted drama series about a hospital doctor who uses his sleuthing skills to help the LAPD crack baffling cases. With the prick of a needle, a young girl's life slips away, thrusting Dr Sloan into a murder case involving one of his oldest friends, a powerful US senator and his daughter.~false~24/11/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Bognor Regis~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The programme comes from the sunny West Sussex seaside town of Bognor Regis. Presenter Paul Martin is joined by experts Charlie Ross and Catherine Southon, and together they value the antiques and collectibles which have poured through the valuation day door in Bognor. Paul discovers a 1940s collection of exotic butterflies, but will they soar at the auction in Chichester?~false~24/11/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Ready Steady Cook~~~~Jane Elsdon-Dew~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Father-and-son dancing duo Stavros Flatley show off their dance moves and reveal just how good (or bad) they are at cooking. Ainsley Harriott keeps everyone on their toes for the 20-minute challenge.~false~24/11/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~Yorkshire~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Series in which prospective buyers are helped to find their dream home in the country. Denise Nurse is in Yorkshire with a couple keen to retire to the country. They will be leaving a large house in Essex behind and want to spend 500,000 pounds on a property large enough to accommodate all their hobbies, with enough land for their two dogs and a separate lounge for mum, who is moving in with them.~false~24/11/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. The team is made up of some of the country's top quiz champions, including Barry Simmons, Millionaire winner Judith Keppel, Mastermind winner Chris Hughes, three-time World Quiz champion Kevin Ashman, Weakest Link winner CJ de Mooi and 15-1 winner Daphne Fowler. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize?~false~24/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Claudia Winkleman returns with all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. Claudia is joined by the saved couple, and we take a look at the highs and lows of the weekend's dances in Choreography Corner.~false~24/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Ray Mears Northern Wilderness~~5/6 - Koo Koo Sint - The Star Gazer~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Ray Mears goes on an epic adventure into Canada's unforgiving, yet inspiring landscape. In this episode, Ray follows in the footsteps of David Thompson, a Briton who helped change the face of Canada by mapping four million square miles of North America. Ray explores Thompson's footsteps across the Rocky Mountains to the Pacific Coast, drawing on a new set of bushcraft skills and local knowledge and investigating the mapping techniques used by Thompson.~false~24/11/2009~19:00~20:00~60 A History of Scotland~~1/5 - God's Chosen People~~Tim Niel~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Neil Oliver continues his journey through Scotland's past with the story of the Covenanters, whose profound religious beliefs were declared in the National Covenant of 1638. This document licensed revolution, started the Civil War that cost King Charles I his head, cost tens of thousands of Scots their lives and led to Britain's first war on terror.~false~24/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60 This World~~~~Monica Garnsey~Diana Martin~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The investigative documentary series tells the story of Neda Agha Soltan, a young Iranian woman who was shot on a Tehran street on June 20th, with exclusive accounts from people who knew her. The video of Neda's death, filmed on a mobile phone, was seen by millions around the world. Many young Iranians have claimed her as a 'martyr' for Iran's protest movement; but the Iranian regime has tried to blame the West.~false~24/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Mock the Week Again~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.~false~24/11/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines, presented by Jeremy Paxman.~false~24/11/2009~22:30~23:20~50 Berlin~~2/3 - Ruined Visions~~Sam Hobkinson,David Vincent~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The second episode of the documentary series examines Berlin's architecture - how it has always looked to the future, but also how the Communist, Imperial and Nazi buildings bearing testimony to the city's chequered past inspire fierce scrutiny. Featuring the work of the 19th-century architect Karl Friedrich Schinkel and the Bauhaus pioneers of Modernism, as well as the buildings designed by Albert Speer, who had grand plans to transform Berlin into a monumental Nazi capital for Adolf Hitler.~false~24/11/2009~23:20~00:20~60 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~25/11/2009~00:20~03:25~185 Art and Design~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~An educational programme aimed at secondary school children aged 14 to 16. Artists are interviewed about the current curriculum and showcase their work via their sketchbooks.~false~25/11/2009~04:00~05:00~60 Class Clips~~Travels with Music~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Video clips for the classroom. A showcase of musical sounds, styles and rhythms of the world. An engaging selection which highlights world music, from the unusual Afro-Peruvian sounds to the varied instruments which form an Andalusian orchestra in Morocco.~false~25/11/2009~05:00~06:00~60 Me Too!~~Birthday Socks~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Drama series for four- to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Granny Murray. Mickey John wants to show the children how things have changed since he was a boy. Tina and Raymond help him do a presentation to the school about clothes over the past 100 years - using 100 pairs of socks.~false~25/11/2009~06:00~06:20~20 Big Cook Little Cook~~Gardener~~~Steve Marsh,Dan Wright~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Small is waiting for Ben to pick some flowers from the garden to put in a vase. Unfortunately all he returns with are vegetables as his flowers have not grown. Today's customer is Gary the Gardener; Ben and Small make him some delicious gardener's pickle. Small flies off to find out about pickling vegetables. To say thank you for his meal, Gary the Gardener leaves a pot and a packet of special fast-growing flower seeds.~false~25/11/2009~06:20~06:40~20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies~~Spot the Difference~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around the adventures of a group of animals on the African savannah. They include Mama the elephant, her calf, Max, a cheetah named Bo and Karla, a zebra. When Bo accidentally approaches a zebra, thinking it's Karla, he asks Mama to help him hone his powers of observation so that he can tell the difference between similar-looking animals.~false~25/11/2009~06:40~06:55~15 Pingu~~Pingu Boogaloo~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series about an intelligent but rather clumsy penguin, who is occasionally misunderstood by those around him. Pingu hears a new song on the radio, and can't get enough of it - but every time he gets his groove on, the music stops! Will he ever hear the funky tune all the way through? Perhaps he should ask Father, who turns out to be a groovy penguin musician.~false~25/11/2009~06:55~07:00~5 Martha Speaks~~Martha's Dirty Habit~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Every spring, Martha gets an urge to dig that she just cannot control. When Martha's habit gets her in trouble with the whole neighbourhood, the family decide they need to put her desire to dig to good use.~false~25/11/2009~07:00~07:15~15 Martha Speaks~~Martha Bakes~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Helen is sad when her drawing does not win the art competition, so Mom decides to bake her a cake to cheer her up. But when a last-minute order comes in at the flower shop, Martha and Skits decide to take over. Do two dogs with no thumbs (and a cookbook) have what it takes to bake?~false~25/11/2009~07:15~07:25~10 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date with the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~25/11/2009~07:25~07:30~5 Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions~~The Icecoolator~~~Warrick Brownlow-Pike~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Factual programme. Ed and Oucho are travelling all over the country making inventions from bits of old rubbish they find in the back of their van. Here, they are trying to build the Icecoolator, an ice-cream-making bicycle. It starts off well, until Ed realises the ice cream won't freeze and the bike keeps falling over. With the Big Big Cheese on their backs, will their general uselessness and lack of scientific know-how stop them from building the Icecoolator in time?~false~25/11/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Wait for It..!~~~~Steve Potter~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pete Firman hosts the game show in which contestants must wait as long as possible to answer the questions. Four contestants are transported onto the Intergalactic Time Capsule, and over four rounds they do their best to avoid being dropped into the 'goo portal', a large tank of sticky orange gunge! In this show, contestants from Edinburgh play against their friends as their nerves, reactions and general knowledge are tested. Who will have the patience to make it through to the final challenge?~false~25/11/2009~08:00~08:30~30 Pingu~~Fish Tennis~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series about an intelligent but rather clumsy penguin, who is occasionally misunderstood by those around him. Pingu and Robby find themselves with an enormous fish but are not at all hungry. They start to play with it and discover fish tennis.~false~25/11/2009~08:30~08:35~5 Pingu~~Lost Baby~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who often feels misunderstood. Pingu has arranged to meet his friend. His mother asks him to take care of his little sister Pinga. Whilst he and his friend play together, Pingu tells Pinga to stay where she is. When they discover Pinga is missing, Pingu and his friend look everywhere for her until they have to admit to Mother what has happened. It turns out that Pinga is at home!~false~25/11/2009~08:35~08:45~10 Pinky Dinky Doo~~Mr Guinea Pig's Museum~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Mixed media animation for young children. Seven-year-old Pinky Dinky Doo loves to make up stories. She thinks of amazing solutions for everyday situations, helped by her younger brother Tyler. Mr Guinea Pig shows Pinky and Tyler his latest collection.~false~25/11/2009~08:45~09:00~15 Timmy Time~~Timmy Says Sorry~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Stop-frame animation. Nestling in the gently rolling hills is Timmy's nursery school, cosily housed in old farm buildings. Complete with messy play area, story corner and garden, this is the perfect spot for a young lamb to start finding his place in the world. Timmy accidentally kicks a football through the nursery window. After a stretch on the naughty stump, he tries to be more careful, but ends up knocking down Otus's sandcastle with a careless kick of the ball.~false~25/11/2009~09:00~09:10~10 Chuggington~~Bang Clang Wilson~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation set in Chuggington, a special place where all the trains talk, think and don't need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. The trainees are learning how to use ice-cream cars, and the great Frostini is going to test them on their skills. When Wilson's car breaks down, Puffer Pete comes to the rescue, pulling out his old steam-driven ice-cream wagon.~false~25/11/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Numberjacks~~Getting Heavy~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated numbers solve mathematical problems with help from children. Numbers 3 and 4 are playing on the see-saw with their buddy blocks, using their weight to balance and unbalance each end. Agents call in: Spooky Spoon is causing weight problems as a boy is having trouble with his backpack. Numberjacks 3 and 5 are called in to balance it out.~false~25/11/2009~09:25~09:40~15 Tweenies~~Pink Is Yukerooni~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Playtime with the puppet people. Milo tells Fizz that pink is yukerooni. Fizz and Bella find a way to show him that it actually is a very nice colour.~false~25/11/2009~09:40~10:00~20 Ethelbert the Tiger~~Ethelbert and the Aye Aye Twins~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The animated adventures of a mischievous tiger cub and his friend as they travel through a magic waterfall to different parts of the world, exploring and having fun. Ethelbert's friends refuse to play with him because he was not taking turns, so he goes off to the Madagascan rainforest. There, Ethelbert meets a pair of Aye Aye lemurs, who never take it in turns.~false~25/11/2009~10:00~10:05~5 Charlie and Lola~~But I Am An Alligator~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Charlie loves his little sister Lola, even if she can be exasperating at times. Dressing up is one of Lola's absolutely favourite things to do and now she has got this fabulous new alligator costume, she is not ever going to take it off - not ever! Charlie is very embarrassed when she wears it to the supermarket and the park, and when he hears she plans to wear it for a school talk called All About Me, he has to act quickly to change her mind.~false~25/11/2009~10:05~10:20~15 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!~~The Waterhole~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. With a drought in the jungle and an angry crocodile guarding the only full waterhole, the three friends must outwit the crocodile in order to get a drink.~false~25/11/2009~10:20~10:30~10 In the Night Garden~~Following~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. The Tombliboos are playing inside their house, but Tombliboo Eee cannot decide what to do. She doesn't want to play with the drums like Tombliboo Unn. She doesn't want to play with the bricks like Tombliboo Ooo. Tombliboo Eee wanted to play the piano! Soon all the Tombliboos are playing happily together following each other.~false~25/11/2009~10:30~11:05~35 The Flintstones~~Glue for Two~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Prehistoric capers with Fred and Barney. Fred tries to create a new soft drink so that he can become rich. Unfortunately the drink turns out to be a glue and he ends up stuck to Barney and a bowling ball.~false~25/11/2009~11:05~11:30~25 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Anita Anand are here to cover Prime Minister's Questions and the top political stories of the day.~false~25/11/2009~11:30~13:00~90 See Hear~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~See Hear is on the football pitch as Memnos meets Roanna Simmons, the player coach of Fulham Deaf FC. They share coaching tips and test their managerial skills in a five-aside challenge. The programme also previews some of the top films screening at this year's Deaffest, which takes place at the end of the month in Wolverhampton, and meets some of the hottest directors. Plus, Memnos is back with another of his Stories behind the Signs.~false~25/11/2009~13:00~13:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~25/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Kate Humble and Ben Fogle look behind the scenes at Longleat Safari Park. They make the monkeys work for their nuts, the tigers go on the attack and Longleat's top brass head into the criminal underworld in pursuit of a stolen painting.~false~25/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60 Diagnosis Murder~~The ABCs of Murder~~~Dick Van Dyke,Victoria Rowell,Barry Van Dyke,Michael Tucci,Charlie Schlatter,Piper Laurie~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Lighthearted drama series about a hospital doctor who uses his sleuthing skills to help the LAPD crack baffling cases. All is not what it seems after a drive-by shooting at a school. Dr Sloan and the District Attorney join forces to unravel the case.~false~25/11/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Loughborough~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Paul Martin travels to Loughborough and on hand to help are experts Elizabeth Talbot and Adam Partridge. Elizabeth is starstruck by a young ice-skater and hopes a good price for a pair of Whitefriars glass vases could buy him some new skates. A Shelley tea set valued by Adam shocks everyone at the auction but it's a Moorcroft vase that sets the sale room alight.~false~25/11/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Ready Steady Cook~~~~Jane Elsdon-Dew~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Ainsley Harriott introduces another edition of the classic 20-minute cooking challenge. Ray Quinn and Emma Stephens reveal how their on-stage romance in the West End became a real-life love affair, as they cook up a surprising feast of dishes in the red and green kitchens.~false~25/11/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~Pembrokeshire~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Series in which prospective buyers are helped to find their dream home in the country. Nicki Chapman is in Pembrokeshire and has a maximum of 700,000 pounds to help a couple achieve the lifestyle change they've always dreamt of. They want to run holiday lets and their ideal home should provide four bedrooms with a master en suite, a large country kitchen, a study and a garden big enough to accommodate a vegetable plot and some outbuildings.~false~25/11/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. The team is made up of some of the country's top quiz champions, including Barry Simmons, Millionaire winner Judith Keppel, Mastermind winner Chris Hughes, three-time World Quiz champion Kevin Ashman, Weakest Link winner CJ de Mooi and 15-1 winner Daphne Fowler. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize?~false~25/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Claudia Winkleman returns with all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. We take a peek into the training rooms to find out how the couples are shaping up for the weekend.~false~25/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30 This World~~~~Sara Afshar~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Investigative documentary series. Justin Rowlatt reports on whether or not President Obama is on target to keep his climate-change promises. Travelling across the US, using public transport, he encounters coal miners and car manufacturers, activists and politicians, a pig farmer and a film star. The film reveals two very different sides of America - people who agree that the US should be leading the world on tackling global warming and those who see Obama's plans as an attack on their liberties.~false~25/11/2009~19:00~20:00~60 Top Gear~~2/7~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Motoring show. Jeremy, Richard and James attempt to save the planet by building their own electric car, and then put their latest 'green' creation through the rigours of the new car testing process. Meanwhile on the track, Europe takes on the USA in the battle of the continents, as Jeremy pits the Corvette ZR1's muscle against the finesse of Audi's R8 V10. The Star in a Reasonably Priced Car is Hollywood's hottest new property, Frost/Nixon and Damned United star Michael Sheen.~false~25/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Andrew Marr's The Making of Modern Britain~~5/6 - Little Britain~~Francis Whately~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The fifth film in Andrew Marr's epic six-part series charting the events that shaped Britain. A climate of betrayal, political extremism and unemployment pervaded 1930s Britain, with the country descending into chaos following the financial crash on Wall Street. Modern Britain had one eye on the future and one nostalgic eye on the past, but with Fascists on the march in Europe, our reticent nature was put to to the test, and the country finally chose confrontation over appeasement.~false~25/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Never Mind the Buzzcocks~~9/13~~Ian Lorimer~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Anarchic, award-winning pop quiz. Little Britain's David Walliams hosts, with team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding. Guests include Lord of the Rings star Andy Serkis, Gareth Malone from BBC Two's The Choir, Swedish pop star Basshunter and comedian Josie Long.~false~25/11/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines, presented by Jeremy Paxman.~false~25/11/2009~22:30~23:20~50 Rich Man, Poor Man~~~~Ian Denyer~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~At 67, multi-millionaire businessman John Madejski is to be knighted for a lifetime of giving to the arts and education, and especially to his home town of Reading. As the recession bites, he is not a happy man, but the powerlessness he feels at least means he can dedicate some thought to the Inner Man. All his life he has been troubled by the need to find out more about his origins, about the man who fathered him, and to discover the secrets and lies about his illegitimate birth.~false~25/11/2009~23:20~00:20~60 An Island Parish~~A Double Blessing~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Religion~Series charting a year in the life of the remote Isles of Scilly off the western coast of Cornwall. It's Easter, and the islanders are nervously preparing for the start of the critically important holiday season. Alistair has to explain why he suddenly broke off his engagement to Heike the vet, which has put his whole future on Scilly in doubt, and an important visitor arrives from the mainland - but how will the new bishop of Truro go down with the locals?~false~26/11/2009~00:20~00:50~30 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~26/11/2009~00:50~04:00~190 Blast TV: Your Label~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Education~Ten young people get the chance to create their own collection for London Fashion Week.~false~26/11/2009~04:00~05:00~60 Blast TV~~~~Alan King~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Education~Twenty four young people with no radio experience are given the opportunity to take over 1Xtra for the day. Will they create eighteen hours of banging radio or will they fall short and fall off air? We follow the trainees' journey as they take part in U Takeover - a pioneering radio project set up by BBC Blast and 1Xtra.~false~26/11/2009~05:00~06:00~60 Me Too!~~Packed Lunches~~~Jane McCarry,Rosemary Amoani~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Drama series for four to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Granny Murray. Raymond is selling new lunch boxes on the train. When he finds an empty one, he tries to remember whom he sold it to.~false~26/11/2009~06:00~06:20~20 Big Cook Little Cook~~Wee Willie Winkie~~~Steve Marsh,Dan Wright~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Small is exercising when Ben arrives in the cafe, still in his dressing gown. Small says Ben's dressing gown is much nicer than his. The customer is Wee Willie Winkie, and Ben and Small make him a perfect eight o'clock cake. Small goes off to find out about drinking chocolate, and to thank the cooks Wee Willie Winkie leaves a two presents - a new dressing gown for Small, and a lavender pillow to help Ben sleep.~false~26/11/2009~06:20~06:40~20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies~~Travels with Mama~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool drama combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around a group of animals on the African savannah. The kids have difficulty solving a riddle, which reminds Mama of the first time she travelled to Australia and found a very special animal.~false~26/11/2009~06:40~06:55~15 Pingu~~Pingu and the Rubber Band Plane~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The animated adventures of the clumsy young penguin who feels he's misunderstood. Pingu's classmate has brought a wind-up plane to school, and it really flies when you wind the propeller! Pingu swaps the rubber band for a bigger one so that the plane flies further - and it whizzes through the town, causing chaos. Pingu is in trouble! But then he ties the plane to a swing-ball set, and as it flies round and round, it helps his maths teacher to explain circles to the class.~false~26/11/2009~06:55~07:00~5 Martha Speaks~~Martha the Witness~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Mrs Demson hates dogs and blames them for everything, which is a problem since she lives right down the street from Martha. But she changes her tune after Martha witnesses an accident that destroys Mrs Demson's lawn furniture. Now Mrs Demson will do anything to get Martha to appear as her witness in court.~false~26/11/2009~07:00~07:15~15 Martha Speaks~~Martha Goes to School~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. TD thinks it is funny to put Martha's name on the list for substitute teachers. What starts out as a joke turns into a nightmare for Helen, Alice, and TD, when Martha gets the job and takes it very seriously.~false~26/11/2009~07:15~07:25~10 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date with the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~26/11/2009~07:25~07:30~5 Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions~~Aqua Drifters~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Factual programme. Ed and Oucho are travelling all over the country making inventions from bits of old rubbish they find in the back of their van. Here, they are trying to build Aqua Drifters, shoes that walk on water. It starts off well, until Oucho's ping pong shoes sink without trace. With the Big Big Cheese on their backs, will their general uselessness and lack of science know-how stop them from building the Aqua Drifters in time?~false~26/11/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Wait for It..!~~~~Steve Potter~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pete Firman hosts the game show in which contestants must wait as long as possible to answer the questions. Four contestants are transported onto the Intergalactic Time Capsule, and over four rounds they do their best to avoid being dropped into the 'goo portal', a large tank of sticky orange gunge. In this show, contestants from Belfast play against their friends as their nerves, reactions and general knowledge are tested. Who will have the patience to make it through to the final challenge?~false~26/11/2009~08:00~08:30~30 Pingu~~Pingu Delivers the Mail~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is often misunderstood. Pingu helps his father deliver the post. In the process, he learns what different post means to different people and that it can be both happy and sad.~false~26/11/2009~08:30~08:35~5 Pingu~~Building Igloos~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of the clumsy young penguin who feels he's misunderstood. Pingu and Hugo decide to build an igloo but cannot agree on where to build it.~false~26/11/2009~08:35~08:45~10 Pinky Dinky Doo~~Teeny Weeny Waste~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Mixed-media animation for young children. Seven-year-old Pinky Dinky Doo loves to make up stories. She thinks of amazing solutions for everyday situations, helped by her younger brother Tyler. Super Dooper Doo and Tyler Tornado find out why the water in Great Big Lake is disappearing.~false~26/11/2009~08:45~09:00~15 Timmy Time~~Timmy Steals the Show~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Stop-frame animation. Nestling in the gently rolling hills is Timmy's nursery school, cosily housed in some old farm buildings. Complete with messy play area, story corner and garden, this is the perfect place for a young lamb to start finding his place in the world. While bossing everybody about during rehearsals for the nursery's talent show, diva Yabba loses her voice. Yabba is crestfallen that she may not able to perform, but Timmy saves the day by performing for her.~false~26/11/2009~09:00~09:10~10 Chuggington~~Koko and the Squirrels~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation set in Chuggington, a special place where all the trains talk, think and do not need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. Koko has her first big solo job, delivering timber to the paper mill, but she ignores Old Puffer Pete's advice to take it slow and ends up coming off the track and spilling her load!~false~26/11/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Numberjacks~~Belongings~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated numbers solve mathematical problems with children. The Numberjacks are playing Thinkyjump, trying to match the pictures. Agents call in - there's a boy wearing strange clothes, and a girl that looks wrong too. It is Spooky Spoon mixing things up. The Numberjacks use the Brain Gain to stop the mixing and start the matching, before trapping Spooky Spoon.~false~26/11/2009~09:25~09:40~15 Tweenies~~Milo's Odd Socks~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Playtime with the puppet people. Milo has lost one of his socks. The Tweenies play a game in which they visit Odd Sock Land to find the missing sock. Then they make pom-poms to decorate a pair of socks for Doodles.~false~26/11/2009~09:40~10:00~20 Ethelbert the Tiger~~Ethelbert and the Meerkats~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The animated adventures of a mischievous tiger cub and his friend as they travel through a magic waterfall to different parts of the world, exploring and having fun. Dilip and Ethelbert travel to Africa, after Dilip sees Ethelbert collecting food for his family by himself. Ethelbert meets a colony of meerkats who show him why they do everything as a team.~false~26/11/2009~10:00~10:05~5 Clifford the Big Red Dog~~Boo~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation following the exploits of a big red dog, his friends Cleo and T-Bone, and his owner Emily Elizabeth. Jetta learns that it is okay to have fears and admit to them.~false~26/11/2009~10:05~10:20~15 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!~~The Patient~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. Toto pretends to be ill in order to get the undivided attention of his friends.~false~26/11/2009~10:20~10:30~10 In the Night Garden~~Look What the Ball Did!~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. The ball is bouncing all over the garden. It accidentally knocks over Makka Pakka's pile of stones. Makka Pakka rebuilds his stone pile and protects it from the bouncing ball - only for the ball to accidentally knock him over too.~false~26/11/2009~10:30~11:00~30 Emotional Literacy~~Coping with Anger~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Education~Exploring the consequences of anger, why it happens and how to manage it using interviews with children, role play, demonstrations and animation.~false~26/11/2009~11:00~11:10~10 Emotional Literacy~~Managing Conflict~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Education~An opportunity to see conflict management skills in operation as children apply to be peer mediators. The programme follows them through their training and demonstrates good listening skills, seeing the other person's point of view and coming up with win-win situations.~false~26/11/2009~11:10~11:20~10 Science Clips Investigates~~Plants and Animals in Local Environment~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Education~Scientific investigation show for nine- to eleven year-olds. How to spot the difference between a rabbit and a hare, or a frog and a toad. Plus identifying birds through their song, and investigating what attracts butterflies and bees to certain plants.~false~26/11/2009~11:20~11:30~10 Barnaby Bear~~Becky's New Friends~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Educational fun with the little bear and his friend Becky. Becky wins a drawing competition. The prize is a day at Chester Zoo, helping the keepers. Barnaby goes to meet Becky, but she's so busy she forgets all about him, and he begins to think she's found some new friends.~false~26/11/2009~11:30~11:45~15 Primary Geography~~Nile Shorts - Gift of the Nile~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Education~Documentary about the longest river in the world, the Nile. This recreation of Egypt in ancient times traces the cycle of the river's seasons through drought, emergence and inundation.~false~26/11/2009~11:45~12:00~15 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Jo Coburn have the top political stories of the day.~false~26/11/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~26/11/2009~12:30~13:00~30 All Saints~~A Second Look~~~Georgie Parker,Tammy McIntosh,Conrad Coleby,Martin Lynes,Ben Tari,Judith McGrath~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Medical drama series set in a busy Australian hospital. Charlotte turns up in emergency, apparently drunk and possibly on drugs, demanding to see Vincent. Max is hit by a car.~false~26/11/2009~13:00~13:45~45 Open House~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Property programme in which Kristian Digby shows sellers how to get ahead of the competition by launching their homes on the market through a one-off open day. Chris Frank has been trying to sell his home in Harrogate for over a year with very little success, so he's hoping Kristian can give the property the kick-start it needs to attract those house hunters. Kristian comes up with a clever plan and some minor adjustments to get this house back on the property market map.~false~26/11/2009~13:45~14:15~30 Animal Park: Wild in Africa~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Kate Humble and Ben Fogle are on safari in Namibia, where the game capture team are after a herd of wildebeest. Ben goes fishing for one of the ocean's most dangerous sharks and the veterinary team must capture a leopard who needs some urgent dental treatment.~false~26/11/2009~14:15~15:00~45 Diagnosis Murder~~Murder in the Family~~~Dick Van Dyke,Victoria Rowell,Charlie Schlatter,Barry Van Dyke,Michael Tucci,Stacy Van Dyke~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a crime-solving medic. A blackmail attempt involving a toxic waste conspiracy backfires, bringing Dr Sloan in touch with his daughter, whom he has not seen for eight years.~false~26/11/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Sunderland~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Paul Martin and the team are at Sunderland's Stadium of Light. Experts Anita Manning and Adam Partridge are on hand to hunt through the antiques and collectibles. Adam spots a grotesque piece of pottery while Anita finds a touch of romance with a Beswick wall mask. And Paul takes a trip back in time when he visits Beamish - The Living Museum of The North.~false~26/11/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Ready Steady Cook~~~~Jane Elsdon-Dew~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Jenny Eclair and Wendi Peters are transformed from Grumpy Old Women into garrulous gastronomes, in just 20 minutes. Ainsley Harriott presides over another mouth-watering cookery competition between the red and green kitchens.~false~26/11/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~Devon~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Series in which prospective buyers are helped to find their dream home in the country. Jules Hudson is house-hunting in east Devon with a young couple keen to offer their baby son a better quality of life. They want to swap the modern estate they live on with a character cottage in a central village location. They want three bedrooms, office space, a big kitchen diner and an equally big garden with countryside views. Can this be achieved for 370,000 pounds in such a popular location?~false~26/11/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. The team is made up of some of the country's top quiz champions, including Barry Simmons, Millionaire winner Judith Keppel, Mastermind winner Chris Hughes, three-time World Quiz champion Kevin Ashman, Weakest Link winner CJ de Mooi and 15-1 winner Daphne Fowler. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize?~false~26/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Claudia Winkleman returns with all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. We hear the latest news from the training rooms.~false~26/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30 The Culture Show~~6/8~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Lauren Laverne is joined by writers and thinkers for a discussion on the past, present and future of the British pub. Sting visits the Cumberland Arms, the heart of Newcastle's folk scene, and performs from his new album If on a Winter's Night. Carol Ann Duffy performs a special poem for this pub-themed edition. Plus a rare TV interview with John Cale, Mark Kermode and Simon Mayo discussing films with apocalyptic themes, and Martha Wainwright singing a song from her new album.~false~26/11/2009~19:00~20:00~60 The Restaurant~~5/8 - The Cake~~Barnaby Coughlin~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Raymond Blanc is on the hunt for a couple to back in a brand new restaurant venture, and this time he and his partners will be investing their own money in the winners' restaurant. During a heatwave in Bristol, the four remaining couples sweat it out at a tea dance serving afternoon tea to over 100 guests. Front of house must up their game in presentation and service, and it's a chance for the chefs to show off their baking skills.~false~26/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Natural World~~Bringing Up Baby~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Natural World investigates the vital bond between animal mothers and their babies. The more we study animals, the more we realise just how emotional they are; all mothers are faced with tough choices as they struggle to bring up babies in a difficult and dangerous world, constantly balancing their own needs with those of their infants. Yet there are many ways to raise your brood, from the fish who looks after her young in her mouth to the extended childhoods of gorillas or orang-utans.~false~26/11/2009~21:00~21:50~50 Wonderland: Virgin Swimmers~~6/8~~Lorraine Charker-Phillips~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Documentary in which nine very different adults are brought together to face a challenge that has always defeated them - learning to swim. Instructor Linda knows that all of them will probably have to conquer demons that run much deeper than a fear of water, and as the students progress, their worries, frustrations and insecurities are revealed. After six weeks Linda leads her proteges to the ultimate test in the big pool - it's sink-or-swim time.~true~26/11/2009~21:50~22:30~40 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Gavin Esler.~false~26/11/2009~22:30~23:20~50 The Culture Show~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Lauren Laverne is joined by writers and thinkers for a discussion on the past, present and future of the British pub. Sting visits the Cumberland Arms, the heart of Newcastle's folk scene, and performs from his new album If on a Winter's Night. Carol Ann Duffy performs a special poem for this pub-themed edition. Plus a rare TV interview with John Cale, Mark Kermode and Simon Mayo discussing films with apocalyptic themes, and Martha Wainwright singing a song from her new album.~false~26/11/2009~23:20~00:20~60 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~27/11/2009~00:20~03:50~210 Blast TV: Creates~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Education~Teenagers get the opportunity to work with TV professionals to make their own short film.~false~27/11/2009~04:00~05:00~60 Blast TV~~~~Karen Chambers~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Education~MOBO winner Akala takes on the challenge of staging Shakespeare's Othello with a hip hop twist. Can he and 50 young Manchester-based MCs, musicians, dancers and visual artists script and perform Othello Retold in just two weeks? BBC Blast follows the young hopefuls in their challenge to breathe new life into Shakespeare.~false~27/11/2009~05:00~06:00~60 Me Too!~~Taxi Lanes~~~Jane McCarry,Donald Cameron~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Drama series for four- to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Granny Murray. Tina is in a hurry and stuck in a traffic jam. She doesn't know how she is going to get to her destination in time but then she recalls Granny Murray's advice about getting a taxi.~false~27/11/2009~06:00~06:20~20 Big Cook Little Cook~~Archaeologist~~~Steve Marsh,Dan Wright~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben comes in from the garden excited, as he has dug up a bone and thinks it might be from a dinosaur. Small shows Ben the model dinosaurs he has collected, and Amanda the Archaeologist visits the cafe. Ben and Small make her Dinosaur Mash, and Small flies off to get some asparagus. Amanda leaves a note saying she was digging in their garden and found a bone buried by next door's dog.~false~27/11/2009~06:20~06:40~20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies~~Super Duper Savannah Animals~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool series combining animation with wildlife footage from National Geographic and the BBC archives. The stories centre around a group of animals on the African savannah. Bo, Karla and Max are playing their favourite pretend game, Savannah Superheroes, and they're on the lookout for new members. When a rhino beetle named Ron shows up, they learn that even the smallest of us can be powerful.~false~27/11/2009~06:40~06:55~15 Pingu~~Pingu Goes Cross-Country Skiing~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures of a loveable young penguin. When Pingu and his friend are cross-country skiing, they carelessly crash into an elderly skier. Then Pingu breaks his ski, and they need the skier's help to get home.~false~27/11/2009~06:55~07:00~5 Martha Speaks~~Martha Treads the Boards~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Helen's mom and dad are starring in the community theatre production, and Helen's the stage manager. Even Martha gets a part - as a bull. When the big night finally comes, Mom and Dad get trapped in their dressing room. The play must go on, but now the bull is the bullfighter and the bullfighter is her sister!~false~27/11/2009~07:00~07:15~15 Martha Speaks~~Martha Smells~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Martha is secretly trapped inside Pablum and Weaselgraft's hideout. She manages to call Helen and tell her how to get there by smell. Can Helen and TD follow her scent map and uncover Weaselgraft and Pablum's lair?~false~27/11/2009~07:15~07:25~10 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date with the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~27/11/2009~07:25~07:30~5 Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions~~Fizzerrari~~~Warrick Brownlow-Pike~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Factual programme. Ed and Oucho are travelling all over the country making inventions from bits of old rubbish they find in the back of their van. They are trying to build the Fizzerrari, a car powered only by lemonade, which will race against the Oucho-mobile. It starts off well, until Oucho crashes the prototype. With the Big Big Cheese on their backs, will their general uselessness and lack of science know-how stop them from building the Fizzerrari in time?~false~27/11/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Wait for It..!~~~~Steve Potter~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pete Firman hosts the game show in which contestants must wait as long as possible before answering the questions. Contestants are transported onto the Intergalactic Time Capsule, and over four rounds they do their best to avoid being dropped into the goo portal, a large tank of sticky orange gunge! Contestants from Manchester play against their friends as their nerves, reactions and general knowledge are tested. Who will have the patience to make it through to the final challenge?~false~27/11/2009~08:00~08:30~30 Pingu~~Pingu and Pinga Stay Up~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pre-school stop frame animation. Pingu is a young penguin who is always up to mischief. Pingu's companions include his baby sister Pinga, his best friend Robby the Seal and his caring mother and father. The two penguin children try to avoid going to bed. First they need to go to the loo, then they're thirsty and then they have to have the light on. Mother is worn out and falls asleep on the chair. When they see this, the children realise what they have done and help their mother to bed.~false~27/11/2009~08:30~08:35~5 Pingu~~Music Lessons~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who often feels misunderstood. Pingu pulls an accordion out of the toy chest and is playing away enthusiastically, but the noise is so awful that his parents send him outside. When Pingu gets the same reaction from the other penguins he decides to go to see his grandfather who is an accomplished musician. Pingu learns quickly and astounds his family when he gets home.~false~27/11/2009~08:35~08:45~10 Pinky Dinky Doo~~Pinky and the Duck~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Mixed media animation for young children. Seven-year-old Pinky Dinky Doo loves to make up stories. She thinks of amazing solutions for everyday situations, helped by her younger brother Tyler. Pinky draws an interesting picture of her new teacher.~false~27/11/2009~08:45~09:00~15 Timmy Time~~Timmy Wants the Beret~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Stop-frame animation. Nestling in the gently rolling hills is Timmy's nursery school, cosily housed in some old farm buildings. Complete with messy play area, story corner and garden, this is the perfect place for a young lamb to start finding his place in the world. Ruffy is wearing a beret and Timmy wants it. After successfully getting hold of it, however, Timmy also takes Otus's glove puppet and Mittens's wagon. But he does not know what to do when his beloved teddy bear goes missing.~false~27/11/2009~09:00~09:10~10 Chuggington~~Hodge and the Magnet~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Chuggington is a special place where all the trains talk, think and do not need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. Part of the track is out and there is chaos in Chuggington. Vee needs Eddie to repair the track but he is late for work again. As Hodge prepares the magnetic crane, Wilson persuades him to do the repairs by himself.~false~27/11/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Numberjacks~~He's a Jolly Good Fellow~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's comedy adventure series in which animated numbers solve mathematical problems in the real world, with input from real children. Numbers 3, 4 and 6 are learning how to play shut-eye bloop ball. Agents call in and report that a girl has a problem with her clock - its number four is missing. The Numbertaker is taking fours. Number 4 is called in to take the mission, and uses himself to fill the gaps.~false~27/11/2009~09:25~09:40~15 Tweenies~~Dinosaur Park~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Fun with the puppet people. Judy is having trouble spotting dinosaurs on a trip to the dinosaur park. With the Tweenies' help she sees more dino than she expected.~false~27/11/2009~09:40~10:00~20 Ethelbert the Tiger~~Ethelbert and the Snake~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The animated adventures of a mischievous tiger cub and his friend as they travel through a magic waterfall to different parts of the world, exploring and having fun. Ethelbert can't understand why some things have to change - he would like everything to stay the same forever. But when he helps a grumpy snake shed his skin, he sees that change can sometimes be for the better.~false~27/11/2009~10:00~10:05~5 Clifford the Big Red Dog~~The Ears Have It~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation following the exploits of Clifford, his friends Cleo and T-Bone, and his owner Emily Elizabeth. Clifford and Cleo are excited about the forthcoming town parade and fireworks - but T-Bone doesn't seem quite so enthusiastic.~false~27/11/2009~10:05~10:20~15 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!~~The Whale~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. Toto pretends to be ill in order to get the undivided attention of his friends. The three friends help a beached whale to get back out to sea.~false~27/11/2009~10:20~10:30~10 In the Night Garden~~The Tombliboos Build an Arch~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. The Pontipines are out for a walk in the garden when the children stay behind in the pile of stones. Inside the Tombliboo house, the Tombliboos build an arch out of their bricks, while the Pontipine children make an arch out of the stones. All play at going under and through.~false~27/11/2009~10:30~11:00~30 Primary Class Clips~~Art and Design - Sculpture~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The third in a series of four programmes to support Primary Art and Design. Using extracts from the BBC archive, this programme shows how to make Picasso-style sculptures from junk. Antony Gormley explains his public art sculpture Another Place and Andy Goldsworthy gives an insight to his environmental sculpture as he creates The Laight Quarry. Plus a clip shows how Degas's Little Dancer was produced using the lost wax technique.~false~27/11/2009~11:00~11:15~15 KS1 Science Clips~~Hearing and Sound~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Education~In-depth look at a science topic. From making sounds to hearing an alarm, and music from a load of old rubbish. But what has happened to the sound in the clip player?~false~27/11/2009~11:15~11:25~10 Something Special~~What I Like~~~Justin Fletcher~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. What do you like to do? Mr Tumble shows us what he likes to do.~false~27/11/2009~11:25~11:40~15 Food Stuff~~Seasonality, Jam and Export~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A collection of short films which look at contemporary food issues through a number of individual stories. Tom Kitchin, a Michelin-starred chef, talks about his experiences with Scottish produce and explains why he is so passionate about seasonality. Fraser Doherty, a young Scottish entrepreneur, tells the story of his success with his Superjam brand and the importance of giving something back.~false~27/11/2009~11:40~12:00~20 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Anita Anand has the top political stories of the day.~false~27/11/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~27/11/2009~12:30~13:00~30 All Saints~~Some You Win~~~Georgie Parker,Tammy McIntosh,Conrad Coleby,Martin Lynes,Ben Tari,Judith McGrath~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Medical drama series set in a busy Australian hospital. Von is astonished when she is subpoenaed for professional negligence, Vincent and Charlotte encounter some of their old sexual tension, and Vincent gets in trouble for his scruffy handwriting.~false~27/11/2009~13:00~13:45~45 Open House~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Property programme in which Kristian Digby shows sellers how to get ahead of the competition by launching their homes on the market through a one-off open day. Mary and Philip Newey moved into their Sheffield home 28 years ago and raised their family here but their plan is to downsize and live mortgage-free. They have put an offer in on a new place so the pressure really is on Kristian to launch their house on to the market with a splash.~false~27/11/2009~13:45~14:15~30 Animal Park: Wild in Africa~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Ben Fogle and Kate Humble are on safari in Namibia to come face to face with some of Africa's wildest animals. At Africat, it's time for the wild dog puppies to move out before they destroy the house and eat their carers. Ben meets a small snake with a big reputation, and a big cat scientist is in for a surprise when he tries to sedate two lions that have become cattle killers.~false~27/11/2009~14:15~15:00~45 Diagnosis Murder~~In Defence of Murder~~~Dick Van Dyke,Victoria Rowell,Barry Van Dyke,Michael Tucci,Charlie Schlatter,Marta Martin~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Lighthearted drama series about a hospital doctor who uses his sleuthing skills to help the LAPD crack baffling cases. The secrets of a Hollywood madam bind Dr Sloan in a twisted blackmail plot.~false~27/11/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Weston~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Paul Martin and experts Anita Manning and Michael Baggott visit Weston-Super-Mare. Anita is captivated by an oil painting of a rural scene and Paul discovers that a hand warmer which was thought to be from the 18th century is not all it seems. But the star find of the day is made by Michael Baggott, who discovers a rare mantel clock that not only tells the time but shows the phases of the moon as well.~false~27/11/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Ready Steady Cook~~~~Jane Elsdon-Dew~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Comedy actors Nigel Planer and Brian Conley reveal what it is like playing opposite each other as husband and wife on the West End stage, and set the chefs a cookery challenge with a taste of the Mediterranean and India. Ainsley Harriott hosts.~false~27/11/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~Yorkshire~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Series in which prospective buyers are helped to find their dream home in the country. Aled Jones is horsing around South Yorkshire in search of the ultimate equestrian pad for a feisty couple from Sheffield. With a fantastic budget of up to one million pounds, they are looking for a house with that elusive wow factor. The perfect property should deliver a large family kitchen, four bedrooms, stables and at least five acres of land.~false~27/11/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. The team is made up of some of the country's top quiz champions, including Barry Simmons, Millionaire winner Judith Keppel, Mastermind winner Chris Hughes, three-time World Quiz champion Kevin Ashman, Weakest Link winner CJ de Mooi and 15-1 winner Daphne Fowler. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize?~false~27/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Claudia Winkleman returns with all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. Claudia breaks into the Strictly Come Dancing rehearsals, and the Friday Panel looks forward to the weekend.~false~27/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Andrew Marr's The Making of Modern Britain~~5/6 - Little Britain~~Francis Whately~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The fifth film in Andrew Marr's epic six-part series charting the events that shaped Britain. A climate of betrayal, political extremism and unemployment pervaded 1930s Britain, with the country descending into chaos following the financial crash on Wall Street. Modern Britain had one eye on the future and one nostalgic eye on the past, but with Fascists on the march in Europe, our reticent nature was put to to the test, and the country finally chose confrontation over appeasement.~false~27/11/2009~19:00~20:00~60 Gardener's World~~Women and Gardening~~Patty Kraus~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Gardening~Gardeners' World presenter and nursery woman Carol Klein has been a passionate gardener all her life and she has always acknowledged that the opportunities she has enjoyed are a legacy from the many women over the centuries who have fought for the right to garden. In this one-hour narrative journey, Carol looks back at those special women who defied convention in order to follow their passion for horticulture.~false~27/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60 We Are Family~~1/4 - The Minchews~~Gabe Solomon~~false~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~~~Documentary~Documentary focusing on an unusual family over the course of an extraordinary weekend. The film follows the Minchew family members' progress as they come together to strengthen family ties and uncover a shared past shrouded in secrecy. With three different fathers between them, the only thing the eight siblings have in common is their ageing and ailing mother, who still refuses to divulge key information about her early life - much to the frustration of her children.~true~27/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Beautiful People~~3/6 - How I Got My Water Feature~~David Kerr~Young Simon*Luke Ward-Wilkinson|Simon Doonan*Samuel Barnett|Debbie Doonan*Olivia Colman|Kylie*Layton Williams|Andy Doonan*Aidan McArdle|Ashlene Doonan*Sophie Ash|Aunty Hayley*Meera Syal|Reba*Sarah Niles|Happiness*Sarah Paul|Tiger*Alex Lanipekun|Miss Perrin*Michelle Butterly|Elaine Paige*Herself|Monsieur Antoine*Barry Howard|Fit Farka*Shazia Mirza|Virgin Mary*Nadia Albina~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Ground Force is at its height in 1998 and Simon feels a desperate need for a water feature. Meanwhile, the women of Melody Crescent feel a desperate need to 'sloshercise' with hunky training instructor Tiger. And Elaine Page makes a stunning appearance in Simon's imagination.~false~27/11/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Gavin Esler.~false~27/11/2009~22:30~23:00~30 Newsnight Review~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Round-table arts and culture discussion programme with Kirsty Wark.~false~27/11/2009~23:00~23:35~35 Queen: The Legendary 1975 Concert~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~On Christmas Eve 1975, Queen crowned a glorious year with a special concert at London's Hammersmith Odeon. The final night of their triumphant UK tour, the show was broadcast live on BBC TV and radio, and has become a legendary event in Queen's history. Featuring stunning renditions of early hits Keep Yourself Alive, Liar and Now I'm Here alongside Brian May's epic guitar showcase Brighton Rock, a rip-roaring version of the then new Bohemian Rhapsody and the crowd-pleasing Rock 'n' Roll Medley.~false~27/11/2009~23:35~00:25~50 Medium~~Burn, Baby, Burn - Part One~~~Patricia Arquette,Jake Webber,Miguel Sandoval,Anjelica Huston,Sofia Vassilieva,Maria Lark~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a suburban housewife who can see the dead and read minds. Joe's mother pays an unexpected visit, while Cynthia Keener encourages Allison to look into an arson-related murder, reuniting her with Devalos and Scanlon in an unexpected way.~false~28/11/2009~00:25~01:10~45 Medium~~Burn, Baby, Burn - Part Two~~~Patricia Arquette,Jake Webber,Miguel Sandoval,Anjelica Huston,David Cubitt,Bruce Gray~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a suburban housewife who can see the dead and read the minds of others. Allison searches for the link between the Devalos murder case, her dreams about Cynthia and a chilling prediction by Arial.~false~28/11/2009~01:10~01:50~40 Buddy Boy~~~1999~Mark D Hanlon~Francis*Aidan Gillen|Gloria*Emmanuelle Seigner|Sal*Susan Tyrrell|Vic*Mark Boone Junior|Father Gillespie*Harry Groener|Mr Salcedo*Hector Elias|Omar*Jon Huertas|Haroonian*Richard Assad~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~2~18~Film~The repressed mummy's boy meets the guilt-ridden voyeur in this self-consciously cultish thriller. Director Mark D Hanlon shovels in an excess of religious iconography and laboured macabre comedy to set the tone. But it's Aidan Gillen's furtive performance that more effectively conveys the seedy neediness of the loner who finds release from the demands of his bedridden stepmother in the arms of the excessively grateful Emmanuelle Seigner (the object of his nocturnal peeping), whom he rescues - seemingly all-too-conveniently - from a mugger. That said, Susan Tyrrell dominates the increasingly unlikely proceedings with her grotesque display of alcoholic tyranny.~false~28/11/2009~01:50~03:30~100 Me Too!~~Chatterbox~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Entertaining drama series for four- to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Granny Murray. Rudi spends all of his day complaining that he makes hardly any money. He needs to buy Jack a new jacket, but he needs to make enough money first.~false~28/11/2009~06:00~06:20~20 Big Cook Little Cook~~Yeti~~~Steve Marsh,Dan Wright~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben and Small have come in from playing in the garden in the snow as they don't have warm footwear. Yan the Yeti comes into the cafe and Ben and Small make him yeti pear pudding. Small flies off to find out about rice pudding, and to thank Ben and Small for his meal, Yan leaves them both a pair of furry snow boots. Now they can go back into the garden and play.~false~28/11/2009~06:20~06:40~20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies~~Tails of the Galapagos~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around a group of animals on the African savannah. When Bo, Max and Karla spy what looks like a couple of slow-moving rock monsters, they panic and tell Mama. She's pleased to tell them those aren't rocks - they're her friend Glynnis and son Glenn, over from the Galapagos Islands for a visit.~false~28/11/2009~06:40~07:00~20 Dennis & Gnasher~~Attack of the Walterbot~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation. Dennis lives in Beanotown with Mum, Dad, little sister Bea and his pet dog Gnasher. Together with their friends Curly and Pie Face, Dennis and Gnasher believe the world truly is their oyster and that kids should make the rules. Not everyone agrees, including Mum and Dad. Dennis and Walter both make robots for a school project, but after an accident, their robots combine and create a Den-Walter-Bot that threatens the school. Dennis and his friends unite with Walter to save the day.~false~28/11/2009~07:00~07:15~15 Dennis & Gnasher~~Great Outdoors~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation. Dennis lives in Beanotown with Mum, Dad, little sister Bea and his pet dog Gnasher. Together with their friends Curly and Pie Face, Dennis and Gnasher believe the world truly is their oyster and that kids should make the rules. Not everyone agrees, including Mum and Dad. Dennis, Gnasher and Dad go camping, and find themselves working together to overcome the challenges set by outdoorsman Terry Tuff.~false~28/11/2009~07:15~07:25~10 Sportsround~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A look behind the stories making the sporting headlines.~false~28/11/2009~07:25~07:40~15 What's New Scooby Doo?~~Gold Paw~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animated series about a group of teenage sleuths and their cowardly dog. The gang's visit to Fort Knox uncovers a priceless monster.~false~28/11/2009~07:40~08:00~20 Gimme a Break~~Bishop - Lake District~~Victoria Watts~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Series in which kids take control of the family break. Adrenalin seekers Conor and Evie want to take their history-loving parents somewhere where they can't bore them with historical facts. Will mum and dad cope with the kids in charge? At the end of the break the boys have to answer two out of three questions correctly in order to win a fantastic treat. If they get it wrong, their parents win the treat instead.~false~28/11/2009~08:00~08:30~30 TMi~~~~James Morgan~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's reality TV show, with a mix of competitions, games and celebrity guests. Sam and Mark host another jam-packed Saturday morning with more fun, fooling around and famous faces. Plus the search for the mightiest TMi-ers in the land continues. Including League of Super Evil and The Twisted Whiskers Show.~true~28/11/2009~08:30~10:00~90 Best of Friends~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Friendships are put on the line with a series of tough tasks and tempting treats, as Abs and Rani put five more children from Southampton through their paces. Will they remain the best of friends?~false~28/11/2009~10:00~10:30~30 Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions~~Treat Run~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Factual programme. Ed and Oucho travel the country making inventions. They try to build the Treat Run, a treadmill that powers music, a water spray, a chocolate drawer and a confetti bomb. Things go well until Ed and Oucho bring out their gear-testing custard machine. With the Big Big Cheese on their backs, will their general uselessness and lack of science know-how stop them from building the machine in time?~false~28/11/2009~10:30~11:00~30 The Story of Tracy Beaker~~In with the Wellards/Meet the Parent~~~Dani Harmer,Ben Hanson,Lisa Coleman,Clive Rowe,Ciaran Joyce,Nisha Nayar~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Double bill of the drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Jackie is surprised to find the Wellards might not be as bad as she first thought. Tracy's loyalties are tested when a new family member promises a lifestyle she would like to get used to.~false~28/11/2009~11:00~11:30~30 Animals at Work~~Nellie the Truffle Hunter~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Factual series about working animals with John Barrowman. A Sussex spaniel competes in the first British Truffle Hunting Championship, an extreme doggie athlete attempts his newest challenge, and an intelligent goldfish performs his nine tricks.~false~28/11/2009~11:30~12:00~30 The Cut~~I'm 17, It's a Struggle~~~Samuell Benta,Scarlet Bowman,Jessica Dickens,Lara Goodison,Ed Green,Matt Kane~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Marla and Jay run away to Brighton, one step closer to finding Amy. Fin and Stephen connect over cold fish and chips, but why has Toni been crying?~false~28/11/2009~12:00~12:25~25 The Season~~~~Sarah Dillistone~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Dramatic reality series from BBC Switch about a group of ten teenagers spending their gap years in the party capital of Val d'Isère in the French Alps. Hari's juicy revelations cause mountains of drama in her already tricky love triangle; Holly's trust issues reach new highs; and concerns grow for Abi's future with Jay.~false~28/11/2009~12:25~12:55~30 Revealed~~Do You Have a Drinking Problem?~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Charlotte Ashton and Anthony Baxter ask if UK teenagers think they have a problem with alcohol. British teenagers are among the biggest binge drinkers in Europe, but why? Charlotte meets the son of an alcoholic, while Anthony spends a Saturday night in Brighton to find out why cheap vodka and cider are so appealing.~false~28/11/2009~12:55~13:10~15 Kyle XY~~Lockdown~~~Matt Dallas,Marguerite MacIntyre,April Matson,Bruce Thomas,Jean-Luc Bilodeau,Kirsten Prout~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama about a mysterious boy who has no memory of his past. Self-doubt troubles Kyle, Jessi and Josh, while Nicole and Stephen uncover disturbing information.~false~28/11/2009~13:10~14:00~50 Tennis: World Tour Finals~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Sue Barker presents live coverage from the semi-finals of the Barclays ATP Tour World finals, which are taking place at London's O2 Arena for the first time. Over the last week, the likes of Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal and Andy Murray have battled it out for the prestigious title. British star Murray will be looking to end the season on a high note, having got as high as number two in the world during the course of it.~false~28/11/2009~14:00~17:00~180 Rugby Union 2009: Wales v Australia~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~John Inverdale presents live coverage from the Millennium Stadium where Wales play host to Australia. The Wallabies travel to Cardiff looking for revenge for last year's 21-18 defeat, when the Welsh claimed a rare win against one of the southern hemisphere giants in a thrilling game. Commentary from Nick Mullins and Jonathan Davies.~false~28/11/2009~17:00~19:30~150 Coast~~Channel Islands to Dover~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Alice Roberts explores Jersey's remarkable post-war transformation from Nazi-occupied stronghold into 'Honeymoon Island'. To discover the island's unique appeal to 1950s newlyweds, Alice meets a couple returning fifty years after their honeymoon night on Jersey. Mark Horton reveals how the forts on Guernsey explain why the islanders remain loyal to the Queen, even though they remain proudly outside the United Kingdom.~false~28/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30 Berlin~~Ich bin ein Berliner~~Sam Hobkinson~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~This episode of the series looks at how the life and character of Berliners have been defined by a struggle for freedom. Although instrumental in creating the city we know today, Berlin's Jewish population was driven underground during the Nazi years. Citizens became pawns in a global game through the Berlin blockade, and when the Berlin Wall was built, both East and West held themselves up as beacons of freedom. But only when it fell did Berliners attain the freedom that their early rulers had promised them.~true~28/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Why Beauty Matters~~~~Louise Lockwood~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Philosopher Roger Scruton presents a provocative essay on the importance of beauty in the arts and in our lives. In the 20th century, he argues, art, architecture and music turned their backs on beauty, making a cult of ugliness. Using the thoughts of philosophers from Plato to Kant and by talking to artists Michael Craig-Martin and Alexander Stoddart, Scruton analyses where art went wrong and presents a case for restoring beauty to its traditional position at the centre of our civilisation.~false~28/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Have I Got a Bit More News for You~~~~Paul Wheeler~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~The extended version of the popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Jimmy Carr and Bob Crow.~false~28/11/2009~22:00~22:40~40 The Thick of It~~~~Armando Ianucci~Peter Capaldi,Rebecca Front,Chris Addison,Joanna Scanlan,James Smith,Justin Edwards~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Satirical political sitcom. With the Prime Minister away at a summit in Spain, Malcolm Tucker is left at home to mind the shop. Just as Nicola Murray is about to launch her Fourth Sector Initiative to the media, the media decide that what they really want is someone to launch another leadership contest. Does Nicola have what it takes and, if she does, can Malcolm take it away from her before she does any damage?~true~28/11/2009~22:40~23:10~30 Defying Gravity~~Love, Honour, Obey~~Fred Gerber~Ron Livingston,Laura Harris,Christina Cox,Malik Yoba,Florentine Lahme,Eyal Podell~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Sci-fi drama. An impending solar flare threatens the crew of the Antares with dangerous radiation, while the strange force in Pod 4 finally sends out a siren call that proves utterly irresistible.~false~28/11/2009~23:10~23:55~45 Never Mind the Buzzcocks~~~~Ian Lorimer~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Anarchic, award-winning pop quiz. Little Britain's David Walliams hosts, with team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding. Guests include Lord of the Rings star Andy Serkis, Gareth Malone from BBC Two's The Choir, Swedish pop star Basshunter and comedian Josie Long.~false~28/11/2009~23:55~00:25~30 Family Business~~~1989~Sidney Lumet~Jessie McMullen*Sean Connery|Vito McMullen*Dustin Hoffman|Adam McMullen*Matthew Broderick|Elaine McMullen*Rosana De Soto|Margie*Janet Carroll|Christine*Victoria Jackson|Doheny*Bill McCutcheon|Michele Dempsey*Deborah Rush|Rose*Marilyn Cooper|Nat*Salem Ludwig|Ray Garvey*Rex Everhart|Judge*James S Tolkan [James Tolkan]|Marie*Marilyn Sokol|Neary*Thomas A Carlin|Phil*Tony DiBenedetto~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~15~Film~The line-up of stars is mouthwatering (Sean Connery, Dustin Hoffman and Matthew Broderick, plus director Sidney Lumet), but this comedy drama is something of a disappointment. Connery plays an irascible old-school thief and Hoffman is his bitter son who is now desperately trying to go straight. However, he is reluctantly drawn back into a life of crime when he learns that his own son (Broderick) is about to go to work with grandpa in the family business. The scenes between the leads are superb, but all three are poorly served by an ill-focused script and surprisingly sluggish direction from the usually reliable Lumet.~false~29/11/2009~00:25~02:15~110 Me Too!~~The Lost Phone~~~Jane McCarry,Samantha Seager~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Drama series for four to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Granny Murray. Raymond has a new phone, which he is very proud of. When he leaves it on a train, he is in a panic to get it back before the train leaves Helenbridge.~false~29/11/2009~06:00~06:20~20 Big Cook Little Cook~~Magpie~~~Steve Marsh,Dan Wright~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben is upset because has lost his gold ring, which was a present from his grandad. A customer comes into the cafe - it is Monica the Magpie! Ben and Small decide to make her a delicious fruity nest, so Small flies off to find out about frozen yoghurt. Monica enjoys her meal and she leaves a thank-you note, along with Ben's ring, which she has found.~false~29/11/2009~06:20~06:40~20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies~~Happy Habitats~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Series in which an elephant mum teaches her calf and his friends about life on the savannah by showing them wildlife films. Max is bored. Nobody's around, not even Karla and Bo. Mama assures him that there are potential friends all around - all he has to do is look closer.~false~29/11/2009~06:40~07:00~20 Uncle Max~~Buys Some Shoes~~~David Schneider,William Howe~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Uncle Max takes Luke to buy some special trainers, and saves the day when he steps in to serve the man with the smelliest feet ever.~false~29/11/2009~07:00~07:10~10 OOglies~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When the humans are away the OOglies play! The eccentric ensemble of household pranksters sprout eyes and clown around, embarking on a series of adventures that will find them slipping, sliding and splatting onto television screens. The Dopey Doughnut Builders bring down the house again - quite literally. Mr Magnetic loses his bearings and his temper when the Metal Balls attack, and Strongman Monkey Nut tries to raise a tune from a guitar - but will he fret when the going gets tough?~false~29/11/2009~07:10~07:30~20 Prank Patrol~~Aliens Exist~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's series in which people play pranks on their friends. Will Harry be able to convince his friends that aliens have landed in his back garden? Prank Patrol recruits a BBC North West reporter to make up a story about the mysterious appearance of crop circles in a small farming community. Professor Prank helps our prankster to make the crop circle. How will Harry's friends react when creatures from another planet emerge from bright lights and smoke and pay them a visit?~false~29/11/2009~07:30~08:00~30 The Secret Show~~World Anthem~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy series for seven- to 12-year-olds about two agents in a top-secret organisation. Victor and Anita go undercover as musicians in the World Anthem Competition and uncover a plot by Doctor Doctor to hypnotise the world. With Changed Daily on piano, Professor Professor on xylophone, Agent Ray on trumpet and Alphonse the sculptor on drums, it's UZZ against THEM in a battle of the bands!~false~29/11/2009~08:00~08:15~15 The Secret Show~~Catch the Birdman~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy series for seven- to 12-year-olds about two agents in a top secret organisation. When bit-part actor Birdman discovers that his role in an UZZ secret training film is a secret, he decides to get famous by releasing all of UZZ's secrets to the press. This time it is up to Changed Daily and Professor Professor to stop him, as they have been demoted to Trainee Agents for failing a recruitment test.~false~29/11/2009~08:15~08:30~15 M.I. High~~Moontaker~~Mat King~Rachel Petladwala,Ben Kerfoot,Charlene Osuagwu,Jonny Freeman,Gareth Thomas,Ashley Lilley~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's spy drama. A SKUL space probe has landed on the moon. MI9 suspects SKUL are using it to spy on the world. The spies must find out exactly what SKUL are up to and put a stop to it. In an effort to stop another rocket from being launched, the spies have to go inside the rocket to shut down its engines. A SKUL agent launches the rocket with the spies inside. None of them knows how to fly the rocket and their lives are in grave danger. Will they ever make it back to Earth?~false~29/11/2009~08:30~09:00~30 The Sorcerer's Apprentice~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~With the semi-finals in sight, all the eight remaining Sorcerees dream of victory, but to get close, they must master another magical subject: Comedy Magic. The Sorcerer kicks off the laughs with a rib-tickling comedy trick and then it's straight to the classroom for the Sorcerees to start loosening up their own funny bones. The boys must learn how to magically deduce a card randomly selected by an audience member, cracking gags along the way of course.~false~29/11/2009~09:00~10:00~60 Something for the Weekend~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Live recipes, the best of the week's TV and celebrity chat to set up your Sunday. Tim Lovejoy, Amanda Hamilton and chef Simon Rimmer are joined by girl band the Sugababes and comedian Jason Manford.~false~29/11/2009~10:00~11:30~90 Escape to the Country~~Northamptonshire~~Marc Beers~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Jules Hudson helps a couple from Leamington Spa find an idyllic country home in Northamptonshire. She shows them houses with traditional features and contemporary barn conversions. Will any of the properties on offer tempt them to buy?~false~29/11/2009~11:30~12:15~45 Island in the Sky~~~1953~William A Wellman~Captain Dooley*John Wayne|Stutz*Lloyd Nolan|Colonel Fuller*Walter Abel|McMullen*James Arness|Moon*Andy Devine|J H Handy*Allyn Joslyn|Murray the navigator*James Lydon|Hunt*Harry Carey Jr~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~true~2~U~Film~One of the chilliest films ever made. John Wayne is the pilot of a transport plane that makes an emergency landing on a frozen lake. He keeps the crew in shape while they endure six days of waiting to be rescued. The realism of the black-and-white photography is dissipated by the clichéd characters, but Wayne is suitably heroic. Director William A Wellman, writer Ernest K Gann, John Wayne and most of the technical crew went on to make another drama of a plane in trouble, The High and the Mighty, which was at least in warm colour.~false~29/11/2009~12:15~14:00~105 Tennis: World Tour Finals~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Sue Barker presents live coverage of the Barclays ATP Tour World final at London's O2 Arena. Today's match brings down the curtain on a gruelling season for the world's top players, but both finalists will be determined to end the year on a high by claiming the title. Last year's tournament saw Serb Novak Djokovic produce a superb display to overcome Russia's Nikolay Davydenko in straight sets.~false~29/11/2009~14:00~17:35~215 Meerkat Manor~~The Darkest Day~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Documentary series looking at a family of meerkats living on the edge of the Kalahari Desert. Zorro's sudden disappearance leads to chaos among the rest of the Commandos. Back at the Whiskers' burrow, a family tragedy takes place for a second time.~false~29/11/2009~17:35~18:00~25 Montezuma~~~~John Trefor~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Dan Snow travels to Mexico to investigate the history, character and legacy of Montezuma, the last great ruler of the Aztecs of Central America. He uncovers the extraordinary story of the Aztecs themselves, a cultured and civilised people whose lives were governed by eleborate ceremony and blood-curdling ritual. The programme reveals how, in a titanic clash of cultures, their leader Montezuma faced up to a mortal threat from the greed of 16th-century Spanish conquistadors.~false~29/11/2009~18:00~19:00~60 The Joy of Motoring~~~~James Runcie~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Tristram Hunt shows how motoring has gone from allowing us to explore the beautiful English countryside to the present day of speed cameras, congestion charges and environmental issues. Along the way, he looks at different cars through the ages that define a decade and a generation.~false~29/11/2009~19:00~20:00~60 Ray Mears Northern Wilderness~~Journey's End~~Julia Foot~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Series in which Ray Mears goes on an epic adventure into Canada's unforgiving yet inspiring landscape. Until David Thompson found a route through the Rockies, the west coast was effectively cut off from the rest of Canada. The unique cultures, skills and landscape of Canada's far west make it a rich and diverse place, a place where totem poles once dominated the landscape and people relied on the sea. Ray explores its bushcraft, nature and traditions as he completes his journey across Canada.~false~29/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Top Gear~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Motoring news and views with Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. Jeremy and Richard settle the thorny issue of which company has, above all others, made the greatest number of truly brilliant cars. James has a novel solution for getting caravans to campsites without clogging up the roads, and Jeremy hits the track in a remarkable replica of a legendary rally car. Plus Radio 2's Breakfast Show DJ-elect and all round petrolhead Chris Evans is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.~true~29/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Miranda~~Job~~Juliet May~Miranda Hart,Patricia Hodge,Sarah Hadland,Tom Ellis,James Holmes,Sally Phillips~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Miranda's mother Penny is disappointed that Miranda runs a joke shop rather than having a proper job. Penny bumps into one of Miranda's old school friends, Tilly, and lies that Miranda has a great new job, so Miranda decides to prove everyone wrong and find a new career. After getting caught by Tilly while helping out as a waitress, she decides to come clean and be proud of her real job, but, thanks to Gary, Tilly jumps to a surprising conclusion about Miranda's employment.~false~29/11/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Match of the Day 2~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Adrian Chiles presents highlights from the day's Premier League games, with local pride at stake in all three matches. Arsenal host Chelsea, Liverpool make the short trip across Stanley Park to face Everton at Goodison, and Wolverhampton Wanderers meet Birmingham City at Molineux. Plus a chance to catch up with the goals from Saturday's matches, and a look at football's funnier side in 2Good 2Bad.~false~29/11/2009~22:30~23:30~60 Argumental~~~~Ian Lorimer~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Comedy debating show chaired by John Sergeant. Team captains Marcus Brigstocke and Rufus Hound are joined by guests Phill Jupitus and Sean Lock to argue whether nuclear power is the fuel of the future and whether bees are better than wasps.~false~29/11/2009~23:30~00:00~30 A Man Called Horse~~~1970~Elliot Silverstein~Lord John Morgan*Richard Harris|Buffalo Cow Head*Judith Anderson|Yellow Hand*Manu Tupou|Batise*Jean Gascon|Running Deer*Corinna Tsopei|Joe*Dub Taylor|Bent*William Jordan~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~15~Film~This key film in the trend towards a more realistic depiction of life in the Old West provides a thorough study of the Sioux tribe's mores as experienced by an English aristocrat who is unfortunate enough to become its prisoner. Richard Harris gives a compelling performance as the man who is tortured, ridiculed and turned into a beast of burden before finding ways to improve his lot. You'll need a strong stomach to watch Harris undergoing the elaborate (and accurately depicted) Sun Vow ceremony in which he is impaled by hooks. Despite a largely native American supporting cast and much use of unsubtitled Sioux dialogue, the film's veracity is spoilt by Judith Anderson's turn as a Sioux harridan. Its success led to two sequels.~false~30/11/2009~00:00~01:50~110 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~30/11/2009~01:50~04:25~155 Me Too!~~The Chef~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Entertaining drama series for four- to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Granny Murray. Raymond is off to the continent for a cookery lesson with a chef. Raymond would very much like to thank the chef but he is too busy, can he find a way to show his gratitude?~false~30/11/2009~06:00~06:20~20 Big Cook Little Cook~~Three Billy Goats Gruff~~~Steve Marsh,Dan Wright~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben comes into the cafe in a disguise, but Small spots him straight away as his face looks the same. The three Billy Goats Gruff come into the cafe, and Ben and Small make them a baguette bridge. Then Small flies off to find some goat's cheese. To thank Big Cook and Little Cook for their meal, the goats leave Small some mossy shoes and a goatee beard for Ben's disguise.~false~30/11/2009~06:20~06:40~20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies~~Savannah Lullaby~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool nature adventures combining animation with wildlife footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around a group of animals on the African savannah. The three kids can't get to sleep, and Mama shows them that the most important thing about bedtime is having a routine - and a good lullaby, of course.~false~30/11/2009~06:40~06:55~15 Pingu~~Pingu at the Museum~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures of a plasticine penguin. Pingu and his friend get up to mischief at the museum, aggravating the curator.~false~30/11/2009~06:55~07:00~5 Martha Speaks~~Martha's Worst Best Day~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Why is Martha so grumpy? She has offended just about everybody with her insults. Truman figures out that she is saying the exact reverse of what she means to say. But can they figure out the cure before she ruins Grandpa Bernie's birthday party?~false~30/11/2009~07:00~07:15~15 Martha Speaks~~Here's Martha!~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Martha hosts a TV show where she helps people understand their animals better by explaining what they are saying. Unfortunately, the only viewers are Martha and her friends, so the producers try a new format, Crime Scene Doggie.~false~30/11/2009~07:15~07:25~10 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date with the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~30/11/2009~07:25~07:30~5 Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions~~Sir Save-a-Lot~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Factual programme. Ed and Oucho travel all over the country making inventions from bits of old rubbish they find in the back of their van. They try to build Sir Save-a-Lot, a robot goalie that's also a karaoke machine. It starts off well, until Oucho realises he doesn't know anything about robots and pretends to be one himself instead. With the Big Big Cheese on their backs, will their general uselessness and lack of science know-how stop them from building the robot in time?~false~30/11/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Wait for It..!~~~~Steve Potter~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pete Firman hosts the game show in which contestants must wait as long as possible before answering the questions. Contestants are transported onto the Intergalactic Time Capsule, and over four rounds they do their best to avoid being dropped into the goo portal, a large tank of sticky orange gunge! Contestants from Innerleithen play against their friends as their nerves, reactions and general knowledge are tested. Who will have the patience to make it through to the final challenge?~false~30/11/2009~08:00~08:30~30 Pingu~~Little Accidents~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Adventures with Pingu, the intelligent but rather clumsy penguin who is occasionally misunderstood by those around him. Pingu has to rush to the loo because he has drunk too much. When he gets home, however, his father is in the bathroom and then when he does get in the toilet, it's simply too high.~false~30/11/2009~08:30~08:35~5 Pingu~~School Time~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy and misunderstood young penguin. Pingu meets Robby on the way to school and Robby slips into the school ice-hole. During their lesson the class all have to dive into the ice-hole in order to find out what types of fish live beneath the ice. But Pingu knows that not only fish live in the ocean and Robby catches all sorts of creatures for them to learn about.~false~30/11/2009~08:35~08:45~10 Pinky Dinky Doo~~Pinky's Silliest Story~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pinky Dinky Doo lives in Great Big City with her parents, her four year old brother, Tyler, and their amazing pet, Mr. Guinea Pig. When a problem arises, Pinky dances her way to a cardboard Story Box and uses a piece of chalk and her imagination to tell a story. The Dinky Doos make up a new game.~false~30/11/2009~08:45~09:00~15 Timmy Time~~Timmy Wants the Blues~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Stop-frame animation. Nestling in the gently rolling hills is Timmy's nursery school, cosily housed in some old farm buildings. Complete with messy play area, story corner and garden, this is the perfect place for a young lamb to start finding his place in the world. Timmy is having a blue day and collects all the blue toys, blue cushions and blue paint. When it comes to painting a picture, he quickly discovers he is going to need more than just one colour.~false~30/11/2009~09:00~09:10~10 Chuggington~~Clunky Wilson~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Chuggington is a special place where the trains talk, think and don't need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. Wilson and Koko have fun racing each other, until Wilson damages his wheel. He's scared of going to the repair shed to get it fixed, so tries to put on a brave face and ignore the problem.~false~30/11/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Numberjacks~~Boxing Day~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy adventure series, aimed at four- and five-year-olds, in which animated numbers solve mathematical problems in the real world, with input from real children. Using a sequence of lights which guides them in different directions, 4 and 6 are practising their jumping. Agents call in - the sides of boxes are disappearing. The mission is taken on by 6, and he finds boxes with wonky sides and boxes changing their shape. Using the right amount of Brain Gain, the Numberjacks put things right.~false~30/11/2009~09:25~09:40~15 Tweenies~~Tea Party~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Playtime with the puppet people. The Tweenies decide to have a tea party, but they cannot agree on where to have it. They each have their own party - until they realise that having a party together is much more fun.~false~30/11/2009~09:40~10:00~20 Ethelbert the Tiger~~Ethelbert and the Emu~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The magical adventures of a mischievous tiger cub and his friend. Ethelbert wishes he had wings like a bird. In the Australian bush he meets an emu who wishes he had a tail like a tiger!~false~30/11/2009~10:00~10:05~5 Clifford the Big Red Dog~~Clothes Don't Make a Dog~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the exploits of a big red dog and his friends. T-Bone gets a new sweater, but when Mac teases him about it, he gets too embarrassed to wear it. He soon learns that it's not what you wear that makes you friends.~false~30/11/2009~10:05~10:20~15 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!~~The Night~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. Jakamoko and Toto have trouble getting to sleep after playing scary monsters all day, so Yoko sings them a lullaby.~false~30/11/2009~10:20~10:30~10 In the Night Garden~~Makka Pakka's Stone Garden~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Travel with Iggle Piggle to the magical night garden. Makka Pakka discovers he can make musical notes by tapping different stones. He makes up a tune. Everyone hears it and comes to listen to Makka Pakka's stone concert.~false~30/11/2009~10:30~11:00~30 Speakers and Listeners~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Aimed at GCSE English students, this programme uses a variety of short plays in different settings and voices to look at the importance of comprehension when writing clear, concise English, and the significance of understanding an audience. Suitable for use as whiteboard video clips, the programme looks at language and explains how it can be used to good and bad effect.~false~30/11/2009~11:00~11:20~20 Primary History~~Black History - Gandhi~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Schools programme for seven- to 11-year-olds. An introduction to the life and times of Mahatma Gandhi.~false~30/11/2009~11:20~11:30~10 Primary History~~Black History - Mandela~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Schools programme for seven- to 11-year-olds. An introduction to the life and times of Nelson Mandela.~false~30/11/2009~11:30~11:40~10 Class Clips~~Darwin's Album - The Survival of Offspring~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A selection of clips taken from BBC programmes to support Primary science teaching on the theme of Darwin. The programme includes material about the survival of offspring.~false~30/11/2009~11:40~12:00~20 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Anita Anand have the top political stories of the day.~false~30/11/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~30/11/2009~12:30~13:00~30 All Saints~~Eyes Wide Open~~~Georgie Parker,Jeremy Cumpston,Martin Lynes,Judith McGrath,Libby Tanner,Ben Tari~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Medical drama series set in a busy Australian hospital, following the lives of the nursing staff. Matt finds himself grappling with the meaning of life and death when he takes a baby which has been pronounced dead to the morgue, only for it to wake up. Morris dumps Regina and she can't understand why... but he has a secret. Matt has to come to terms with his girlfriend's cancer.~false~30/11/2009~13:00~13:45~45 Open House~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Property programme in which Kristian Digby shows sellers how to get ahead of the competition by launching their homes on the market through a one-off open day. Robert Haughton runs his busy recruitment company from his Balham bachelor pad. He bought it for 245,000 pounds six years ago and now he's moving on up. Balham has become quite the place to be over the last few years so Robert has high hopes for an impressive sale price. Kristian may be good but can he work miracles? The pressure is on.~false~30/11/2009~13:45~14:15~30 Animal Park: Wild in Africa~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Ben Fogle and Kate Humble are on safari in Namibia as they come face to face with some of Africa's wildest animals. They meet scientists who are trying to crack elephants' communication code. They also examine termite towers, finding out what humans can learn from the engineering skills of these ancient insects.~false~30/11/2009~14:15~15:00~45 Diagnosis Murder~~A History of Murder~~~Dick Van Dyke,Victoria Rowell,Barry Van Dyke,Michael Tucci,Charlie Schlatter,Nicholas Pryor~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a hospital doctor who uses his sleuthing skills to help the LAPD crack baffling cases. A confounding case of a missing person and embezzled funds is finally solved after 30 years, but now Dr Sloan has an even more puzzling problem on his hands.~false~30/11/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Liverpool~~Emma Burman~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The magnificent St George's Hall in Liverpool plays host to Paul Martin and experts Mark Stacy and Kate Bateman. Kate spots a fun-shaped scent bottle, but it is Mark's tiny watch seal that raises a big laugh at auction. Paul gets a sneak preview behind the scenes at one of the country's newest museums.~false~30/11/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Ready Steady Cook~~~~Jane Elsdon-Dew~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Ainsley Harriott introduces another edition of the classic 20-minute cooking challenge. Aled Jones and Faryl Smith reveal the secrets of their phenomenal classical singing success, bringing music and laughter to the red and green kitchens.~false~30/11/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~Suffolk~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Series in which prospective buyers are helped to find their dream home in the country. Alistair Appleton help a couple fulfil a childhood dream, swapping the fast lane of London for an artistic life in the Suffolk countryside. Armed with 400,000 pounds, the duo want a detached period or ultra-modern home on the edge of a village. Their must-haves include a big kitchen-diner, a large living room for entertaining and at least three bedrooms.~false~30/11/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. The team is made up of some of the country's top quiz champions, including Barry Simmons, Millionaire winner Judith Keppel, Mastermind winner Chris Hughes, three-time World Quiz champion Kevin Ashman, Weakest Link winner CJ de Mooi and 15-1 winner Daphne Fowler. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize?~false~30/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Claudia Winkleman presents all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. Judge Craig Revel Horwood analyses the weekend's events, while Claudia chats to the latest couple to be knocked out.~false~30/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Coal House at War~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Three Welsh families give up their 21st century creature comforts and travel back in time to 1944 to face the hardships of life during the Second World War. With victory nearing, the pressure is on to fuel the frontline in the mining community of the Coal House. Will the men in the mine and the women at the munitions factory hit their deadlines? Meanwhile, the scholarship exam looms at school, and a testing day in the mud leads to promotion for one of the Home Guard.~false~30/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30 An Island Parish~~When the Heavens Open~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Religion~Series charting a year in the life of the remote Isles of Scilly off the western coast of Cornwall. It's the famous world gig-rowing championships on the Isles of Scilly, and all eyes are on the magnificent new boat built in the local yard for a group of Dutch rowing fanatics. Heike the vet, still reeling from the abrupt cancellation of her wedding, tries her hand at giving driving lessons.~false~30/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30 University Challenge~~~~Tracey Rooney~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~In another second-round match of the student quiz, Imperial College, London fights it out against St Hugh's College, Oxford for a place in the quarter finals. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions.~false~30/11/2009~20:00~20:30~30 Miranda~~Holiday~~Juliet May~Miranda Hart,Patricia Hodge,Sarah Hadland,Tom Ellis,James Holmes,Dave Lamb~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom. Miranda knows she is not exactly cool, but being young, free and single has its advantages, like jetting off to Thailand on holiday for a few days. Although when it comes down to it, she would rather not bother with the hassle of going quite so far, so she books herself into a hotel across the road instead. She thoroughly enjoys the hotel, and even makes new friends with helpful porter Jason and conference organiser Colin. As her stay goes on, she becomes a new woman.~false~30/11/2009~20:30~21:00~30 School of Saatchi~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Series exploring the strange and controversial world of contemporary art through a nationwide search by Charles Saatchi. He will select one artist to join his next major exhibition and offer them their own studio for three years. Saatchi's six chosen artists are commissioned to produce large-scale pieces of art for the Hastings seafront in just two weeks and with a limited budget. After coming face-to-face with the public, the artists are judged by Saatchi and his panel of advisors.~false~30/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 QI~~Gardens~~Ian Lorimer~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Quiz show in which extra points are gained if answers are 'quite interesting'. Stephen Fry glances gleefully at gardens and other subjects starting with the letter G. With David Mitchell, Rob Brydon, Dara O Briain and Alan Davies.~false~30/11/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines, presented by Gavin Esler.~false~30/11/2009~22:30~23:20~50 Have I Got News for You~~~~Paul Wheeler~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~The popular news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Jimmy Carr and Bob Crow.~false~30/11/2009~23:20~23:50~30 Defying Gravity~~Love, Honour, Obey~~Fred Gerber~Ron Livingston,Laura Harris,Christina Cox,Malik Yoba,Florentine Lahme,Eyal Podell~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Sci-fi drama. An impending solar flare threatens the crew of the Antares with dangerous radiation, while the strange force in Pod 4 finally sends out a siren call that proves utterly irresistible.~false~30/11/2009~23:50~00:35~45 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~01/12/2009~00:35~04:10~215 Me Too!~~Thunder~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Drama series for four- to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Granny Murray. Bobby is scared of thunder, so when a thunder storm comes to Riverseafingal Bobby remembers Granny Murray's advice. She tries to makes nice things that will help her forget about the noisy thunder.~false~01/12/2009~06:00~06:20~20 Big Cook Little Cook~~Snail~~~Steve Marsh,Dan Wright~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben does everything really slowly. Small does everything really quickly but keeps knocking things over and breaking things. A very slow customer comes into the cafe - it is Sarah the snail. Ben and Small make her delicious cheese and spinach snails. Small flies off to find some spinach, and to say thank you for her meal Sarah leaves a present - a new sugar bowl.~false~01/12/2009~06:20~06:40~20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies~~Out of Reach~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool nature adventures combining animation with wildlife clips from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around a group of animals on the African savannah. After hearing a story about a magician, Max is determined to find a magic wand of his own. He tries to make a ripe marula fruit drop out of a nearby tree. When it doesn't happen, Mama shows him that while wishing is a good place to start, getting something done requires action.~false~01/12/2009~06:40~06:55~15 Pingu~~Pingu's Grandpa Comes to Stay~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Adventures of an antisocial plasticine penguin. Pingu and his sister Pinga only want to eat fish and cake for dinner, so Grandpa eats everything else. When Father finds out, he thinks Grandpa is spoiling them.~false~01/12/2009~06:55~07:00~5 Martha Speaks~~Therapy Dog~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Martha becomes a hospital therapy dog, spreading cheer among the patients. Trouble brews when Mrs Demson, who claims a horrible allergy to dogs, is admitted for an invisible rash. Can Martha sneak in to help the other patients without Mrs Demson knowing?~false~01/12/2009~07:00~07:15~15 Martha Speaks~~Truman's Secret~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Where has Truman been and why is he acting so weird? He is hiding in the garage, lurking in the shadows. He finally agrees to tell the whole gruesome story, but will it be too horrible to bear?~false~01/12/2009~07:15~07:25~10 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date with the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~01/12/2009~07:25~07:30~5 Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions~~Mermaid Tail~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Factual programme. Ed and Oucho are travelling all over the country making inventions from bits of old rubbish they find in the back of their van. They are trying to build the Mermaider, a mermaid tail for humans. It starts off well, until Ed realises that the mermaid tail they made from 13 pairs of flippers doesn't work at all. With the Big Big Cheese on their backs, will their general uselessness and lack of science know-how stop them from building the Mermaider in time?~false~01/12/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Wait for It..!~~~~Steve Potter~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pete Firman hosts the game show in which contestants must wait as long as possible before answering the questions. Contestants are transported onto the Intergalactic Time Capsule, and over four rounds they do their best to avoid being dropped into the goo portal, a large tank of sticky orange gunge! Contestants from Liverpool play against their friends as their nerves, reactions and general knowledge are tested. Who will have the patience to make it through to the final challenge?~false~01/12/2009~08:00~08:30~30 Pingu~~Pingu and Pinga at Home~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy and misunderstood young penguin. Father and Mother would like to go and see a concert for a change. Their little 'angels' promise to be good, but once the parents are out of the way the story is different.~false~01/12/2009~08:30~08:35~5 Pingu~~Noise~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures with the clumsy and often misunderstood little penguin. Pingu and his friends are playing ball. They are so excited that they do not notice how loud they are. The neighbours are annoyed at the noise the youngsters are making and keep chasing them away, but they refuse to let themselves be driven off so easily.~false~01/12/2009~08:35~08:45~10 Pinky Dinky Doo~~Tyler's Big Idea~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Mixed media animation for young children. Pinky Dinky Doo lives in Great Big City with her parents, her four-year-old brother Tyler and their amazing pet, Mr Guinea Pig. When a problem arises, Pinky dances her way to a cardboard story box and uses a piece of chalk and her imagination to tell a story. Pinky encourages Tyler to 'think big' when he needs to make up a story.~false~01/12/2009~08:45~09:00~15 Timmy Time~~Timmy Plays Ball~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Stop-frame animation. Nestling in gently rolling hills is Timmy's nursery school, cosily housed in old farm buildings. Complete with messy play area, story corner and garden, it's the perfect place for a lamb to find his place in the world. The class learn how to play football, but Timmy keeps hogging the ball. Ruffy and Paxton soon get bored, leaving Timmy to play football with a not-very-athletic Otus. After teaching Otus how to pass the ball, Timmy wins himself a new football partner.~false~01/12/2009~09:00~09:10~10 Chuggington~~The Chugger Championships~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Chuggington is a special place where all the trains talk, think and don't need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. It is time for the annual Chugger Championship Race, and Koko is sure she can win. She spends hours practising and ends up arguing with Wilson. When Wilson breaks down during the race, Koko must choose whether to help him, or keep going and win.~false~01/12/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Numberjacks~~Out of Order~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated numbers solve mathematical problems in the real world, with help from children. Numbers 3 and 4 discover that 0 has disappeared and is causing things to disappear into nothing. When 3 helps out on the Brain Gain machine, everything is tripled, but order is restored and 6 and 0 are returned to base.~false~01/12/2009~09:25~09:40~15 Tweenies~~We Miss Bella~~~Samantha Dodd,Jenny Hutchinson,Christopher Beck,Tamsin Heatley,Simon Grover,Alan Riley~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Puppet fun with Jake, Fizz, Milo and Bella, four loveable characters who, with their dog Doodles and their helpers Max and Judy, enjoy singing songs, telling stories and watching TV. Bella isn't there because she is ill, but the Tweenies are thinking of her. They decide to make a get-well card for poorly Bella.~false~01/12/2009~09:40~10:00~20 Ethelbert the Tiger~~Ethelbert and the African Elephant~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures of a mischievous tiger cub and his friend Dilip. Ethelbert is fed up with being little - he can't do anything. The magic raft takes Ethelbert and Dilip to Africa where they find a baby elephant in trouble. Ethelbert saves the day because he is so small.~false~01/12/2009~10:00~10:05~5 Clifford the Big Red Dog~~Short Changed~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the exploits of a big red dog called Clifford, his friends Cleo and T-Bone, and his owner, Emily. Clifford is excited when family friend and super-tall basketball player Skyscraper Jackson comes to stay. However, Emily worries that Clifford prefers the attentions of Skyscraper to the attentions of a short little girl.~false~01/12/2009~10:05~10:20~15 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!~~The Shell~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. The friends fight over a beautiful shell, but before they can learn to share it, it walks away, leaving them empty-handed.~false~01/12/2009~10:20~10:30~10 In the Night Garden~~Hurry Up Tombliboos~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Travel with Iggle Piggle to the magical night garden. The Tombliboos are in their house when Makka Pakka comes to call. In their haste to leave, Tombliboo Eee keeps going the wrong way. Finally, they discover they can find their way together.~false~01/12/2009~10:30~11:00~30 BBC Primary Arabic~~Arabic Language and Culture~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's education. The Arabic language is introduced and demystified as this programme reveals what life is like in Cairo, capital city of Egypt. From the pyramids to a traditional bazaar, it is a lively journey through this beautiful country.~false~01/12/2009~11:00~11:20~20 Look and Read~~Shadow Play - Phantoms and Photographs~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Schools series. Ben helps Hester escape from the Wherry after she discovers that the Trimbys stole her aunt and uncle's gold. He finds out more about the girl in blue.~false~01/12/2009~11:20~11:40~20 Look and Read~~Shadow Play - A Secret Comes to Light~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Schools series. Nathan is in the clutches of the evil Bob Trimby. Uncle Augustus comes to the rescue, and after hearing what happened, sends Trimby off alone. Uncle Augustus explains what he's invented, and the mystery of the girl in blue is revealed.~false~01/12/2009~11:40~12:00~20 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Anita Anand have the top political stories of the day.~false~01/12/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~01/12/2009~12:30~13:00~30 All Saints~~Friend in Need~~~Georgie Parker,Jeremy Cumpston,Martin Lynes,Judith McGrath,Libby Tanner,Ben Tari~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Medical drama series set in a busy Australian hospital. A delirious patient lashes out and gives Charlotte a black eye. Terri has to resolve a dispute on the ward. Scott and Alex must rescue a diabetic on the golf course.~false~01/12/2009~13:00~13:45~45 Open House~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Property programme in which Kristian Digby shows sellers how to get ahead of the competition by launching their homes on the market through a one-off open day. Committed environmentalists Tim Robinson and Joanne Bowlt spent two years converting their 1970s north Oxford flat into an eco-friendly paradise. But with the arrival of baby Benjamin, the time has come to move on to the next big eco project. Can Kristian help them find the ideal green buyer for their flat?~false~01/12/2009~13:45~14:15~30 Animal Park: Wild in Africa~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Ben Fogle and Kate Humble are on safari in Namibia as they come face to face with some of Africa's wildest animals. Camel patrols help to save the endangered black rhino, and the duo try to track down the rare brown hyena, whose bite is three times stronger than that of a great white shark.~false~01/12/2009~14:15~15:00~45 Diagnosis Murder~~Murder Two, Part One~~Christopher Hibler~Dick Van Dyke,Victoria Rowell,Barry Van Dyke,Michael Tucci,Charlie Schlatter,Andy Griffith~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a hospital doctor who uses his sleuthing skills to help the LAPD crack baffling cases. Murder, mayhem and a malpractice suit bring famous attorney Ben Matlock from Atlanta to Los Angeles to rescue Dr Jessie Travis from a frame-up.~false~01/12/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Monmouth~~Gareth Luxton~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The crowds gather in the Welsh town of Monmouth, as Paul Martin and experts Charlie Ross and Mark Stacey work the queue and uncover interesting items. Charlie has the most luck: he is excited by a small Austrian bronze, but his most successful find is a Sri Lankan bracelet that shocks everyone at the auction. Paul heads into the nearby Forest of Dean and meets up with a local man who creates works of art with the help of a chainsaw.~false~01/12/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Ready Steady Cook~~~~Jane Elsdon-Dew~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Ainsley Harriott introduces another edition of the classic 20-minute cooking challenge. Comedy actor John Thomson and wife Samantha dish the dirt on domestic kitchen rivalry.~false~01/12/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~Herefordshire~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Series in which prospective buyers are helped to find their dream home in the country. Denise Nurse introduces a couple of ex-property developers who want to leave Hazlemere, Surrey and head for the hills of Herefordshire with their two dogs and ten-month-old twins. With a budget of 800,000 pounds, they want a family home that gives them a large kitchen, three bedrooms, country character features and four acres for a smallholding, their business centre and the horses they plan to keep.~false~01/12/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. The team is made up of some of the country's top quiz champions, including Barry Simmons, Millionaire winner Judith Keppel, Mastermind winner Chris Hughes, three-time World Quiz champion Kevin Ashman, Weakest Link winner CJ de Mooi and 15-1 winner Daphne Fowler. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize?~false~01/12/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Claudia Winkleman presents all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. She is joined by the saved couple from the latest dance-off, and there's a look at the highs and lows of the weekend's dances in Choreography Corner.~false~01/12/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Ray Mears Northern Wilderness~~Journey's End~~Julia Foot~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Series in which Ray Mears goes on an epic adventure into Canada's unforgiving yet inspiring landscape. Until David Thompson found a route through the Rockies, the west coast was effectively cut off from the rest of Canada. The unique cultures, skills and landscape of Canada's far west make it a rich and diverse place, a place where totem poles once dominated the landscape and people relied on the sea. Ray explores its bushcraft, nature and traditions as he completes his journey across Canada.~false~01/12/2009~19:00~20:00~60 A History of Scotland~~Let's Pretend~~Tim Niel~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Bitterly divided by politics and religion for centuries, this is the infamous story of how Scotland and England came together in 1707 to form Great Britain. Over time the Union matured into one of the longest in European history, but it very nearly ended in divorce. Exploiting the Union's unpopularity, the exiled Stuarts staged several comebacks, selling themselves as a credible and liberal alternative to the Hanoverian regime. Neil Oliver reveals just how close they came to succeeding.~false~01/12/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Delia's Classic Christmas~~~~Nicky Taylor~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~For the first time since 1990, Delia returns to television screens at Christmas time to unveil a celebration feast packed with indulgent, scrumptious recipes. Delia is a firm believer that the festive period of cooking and feasting should be cherished, not feared. She treats viewers with Christmas classics, from gloriously fragrant home-made mincemeat and a traditional Christmas pudding to a glossily bronzed turkey with all the trimmings.~false~01/12/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Grumpy Old Women~~Beat the Clock~~Claire Storey Lambert~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~A group of middle-aged women grumble about various aspects of modern life. This week they discuss finding a plumber, leaving 'pretty please' notes for the cleaner, and the nightmare of parcel deliveries. The female grumpies include Ann Widdecombe, Germaine Greer, Arabella Wier, Indira Joshi, Janet Street Porter, Jenny Eclair, Sheila Ferguson and Sheila Hancock.~false~01/12/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines, presented by Gavin Esler.~false~01/12/2009~22:30~23:20~50 Berlin~~Ich bin ein Berliner~~Sam Hobkinson~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~This episode of the series looks at how the life and character of Berliners have been defined by a struggle for freedom. Although instrumental in creating the city we know today, Berlin's Jewish population was driven underground during the Nazi years. Citizens became pawns in a global game through the Berlin blockade, and when the Berlin Wall was built, both East and West held themselves up as beacons of freedom. But only when it fell did Berliners attain the freedom that their early rulers had promised them.~false~01/12/2009~23:20~00:20~60 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~02/12/2009~00:20~03:35~195 Me Too!~~Gadgets~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Drama series for four to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Granny Murray. Mickey John loves gadgets and he is giving his class a talk about Roman gadgets. Unfortunately he gets his notes in a mess but luckily Rebecca has given him a very handy gadget to help him out.~false~02/12/2009~06:00~06:20~20 Big Cook Little Cook~~Gingerbread Man~~~Steve Marsh,Dan Wright~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben and Small are getting ready for the Cooks' Fun Day. Small is upset as he is too small to enter most of the races, and he will never win. A gingerbread man comes to the cafe, and Ben and Small make him some gingerbread people. To thank Ben and Small for his meal, the gingerbread man leaves a small egg - now Small can enter the egg and spoon race! He should be able to win now - he has a special spoon.~false~02/12/2009~06:20~06:40~20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies~~It Gives You Paws~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool nature drama combining animation with wildlife clips from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. The stories centre around a group of animals on the African savannah. A game of Follow the Leader nearly goes awry when Max, Bo and Karla find they're unable to follow each other on certain terrain. Mama shows a movie about the specialised hands and feet of different animals.~false~02/12/2009~06:40~06:55~15 Pingu~~Pingu's Long Journey~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Chaotic adventures of a plasticine penguin. Pingu sets off an a great expedition, but doesn't realise that his little sister Pinga is hiding in the sled. Forced to return, they sit down to supper with their mother, who is oblivious to their adventures.~false~02/12/2009~06:55~07:00~5 Martha Speaks~~What's Bothering Bob?~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. What's the matter with Bob? He is off his chain and he is chasing Truman all over town. Soon Truman, Helen, Alice, TD, Kazuo the dog officer, the pizza guy, and Bob's owner are all up a tree, imprisoned by a barking Bob. Can Martha work out what is bothering him?~false~02/12/2009~07:00~07:15~15 Martha Speaks~~Martha Makes Scents~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Always on the lookout for a way to avoid bathing, Martha decides TD's dad OG should invent a perfume that will cover up her doggy scent. After a few tries, he concocts the perfect pooch perfume. So why is Martha begging for a bath?~false~02/12/2009~07:15~07:25~10 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date with the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~02/12/2009~07:25~07:30~5 Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions~~Dirt Rumbler~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Factual programme. Ed and Oucho are travelling all over the country making inventions from bits of rubbish they find in the back of their van. Here, they are trying to build the Dirt Rumbler, a tank that waterbombs people. It starts off well until Oucho realises their catapult is a dismal failure and only manages to fire water bombs at their feet. With the Big Big Cheese on their backs, will their general uselessness and lack of science know-how stop them from building the Dirt Rumbler in time?~false~02/12/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Wait for It..!~~~~Steve Potter~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pete Firman hosts the game show in which contestants must wait as long as possible before answering the questions. Contestants are transported onto the Intergalactic Time Capsule, and over four rounds they do their best to avoid being dropped into the goo portal, a large tank of sticky orange gunge! Contestants from Leeds play against their friends as their nerves, reactions and general knowledge are tested. Who will have the patience to make it through to the final challenge?~false~02/12/2009~08:00~08:30~30 Pingu~~Grandpa Is Ill~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is often misunderstood. Grandfather is sick, and Pingu and Pinga set off with their mother right away. While mother is looking after grandfather, brother and sister play together, but their noise and nuisance soon means their mother sends them home - but they play a trick on her.~false~02/12/2009~08:30~08:35~5 Pingu~~Pingu and the Barrel Organ~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who's often misunderstood.~false~02/12/2009~08:35~08:45~10 Pinky Dinky Doo~~Where Are My Shoes?~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Mixed media animation for young children. Seven-year-old Pinky Dinky Doo loves to make up stories. She thinks of amazing solutions for everyday situations, helped by her four-year-old brother Tyler. Tyler has day camp and can't find his shoes. Pinky tells a story about being unable to find her shoes for school. She slaps two pieces of salami on her feet, ties them with green beans and calls them shoes! When Pinky gets to school she discovers that everyone is wearing food on their feet.~false~02/12/2009~08:45~09:00~15 Timmy Time~~Timmy's Picnic~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Stop-frame animation. Nestling in gently rolling hills is Timmy's nursery school, housed in old farm buildings. Complete with messy play area, story corner and garden, it is the perfect place for a young lamb to find his place in the world. Timmy's class go on a picnic, but during a game of football the ball bursts on Apricot's spikes. Apricot feels guilty that the little animals no longer have a ball to play with, but soon finds a good use for her prickly spikes - picking up the picnic litter.~false~02/12/2009~09:00~09:10~10 Chuggington~~Cool Wilson~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Chuggington is a special place where the trains talk, think and don't need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. Everyone loves Frostini, the cool Italian ice cream chugger. Wilson wants to be just like him, so he's especially excited to learn that Frostini needs a helper for the school holidays.~false~02/12/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Numberjacks~~Nine Lives~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated numbers solve mathematical problems in the real world, with help from children. Numbers 3 and 4 discover that 0 has disappeared and is causing things to disappear into nothing. He is refusing to come home. When 3 helps out on the Brain Gain machine, everything is tripled, but order is finally restored and 6 and 0 are returned to base.~false~02/12/2009~09:25~09:40~15 Tweenies~~Tweenie Grand Prix~~~Samantha Dodd,Jenny Hutchinson,Christopher Beck,Tamsin Heatley,Simon Grover,Alan Riley~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun with the puppet people. Judy, Fizz and Jake find a snail in the garden, then make their own and have a snail race. Milo and Bella make racing cars and have a fantasy race.~false~02/12/2009~09:40~10:00~20 Ethelbert the Tiger~~Ethelbert and the Koalas~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cartoon about Ethelbert, a mischievous tiger cub, and his friend Dilip, who travel through a magic waterfall to different parts of the world. Ethelbert is having problems learning to climb. He and Dilip travel to Australia where some very friendly koalas help them out.~false~02/12/2009~10:00~10:05~5 Clifford the Big Red Dog~~The Crunch Crook~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the exploits of a big red dog, his friends Cleo and T-Bone, and his owner, Emily Elizabeth. T-Bone can't resist sneaking a bite of Cleo's new dog food. When Cleo gets upset, T-Bone blames it on another dog and sends Clifford and Cleo on a wild goose chase.~false~02/12/2009~10:05~10:20~15 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!~~The Very Sticky Thing~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. The three friends get themselves into a right old sticky mess.~false~02/12/2009~10:20~10:30~10 In the Night Garden~~Wake Up Igglepiggle~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's show about a magic place inhabited by toy characters. Travel to the night garden with Igglepiggle to meet his friends. Igglepiggle tucks himself up in Upsy Daisy's bed. When Upsy Daisy comes back, he has to jump out quickly because even though Igglepiggle and Upsy Daisy are best friends, only Upsy Daisy is allowed to sleep in Upsy Daisy's bed.~false~02/12/2009~10:30~11:05~35 The Flintstones~~Big League Freddie~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Prehistoric capers with Fred and Barney. Fred is dropped from the Bedrock Quarry baseball team, but when Big League scouts notice his replacement, Fred gets thrown an unlikely lifeline.~false~02/12/2009~11:05~11:30~25 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Anita Anand are here to cover Prime Minister's Questions and the top political stories of the day.~false~02/12/2009~11:30~13:00~90 See Hear~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~With 40 per cent of deaf and hard of hearing people experiencing a mental health problem at some point in their lives, See Hear visits a mental health outreach team dedicated to working with deaf young people. There is also an update on the educational progress of deaf children Lucy and Yasin. Along with their parents and teachers, the kids report on what they have been getting up to at school and at home. And Memnos has another of his Stories Behind the Signs.~false~02/12/2009~13:00~13:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~02/12/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Kate Humble and Ben Fogle look behind the scenes at Longleat Safari Park. Kate prepares a thorny treat for the giraffes, Ben is on the run with the pygmy goats, and a keeper's worst nightmare unfolds as an animal escapes.~false~02/12/2009~14:00~15:00~60 Diagnosis Murder~~Murder Two, Part Two~~~Dick Van Dyke,Victoria Rowell,Barry Van Dyke,Michael Tucci,Charlie Schlatter,Andy Griffith~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a hospital doctor who uses his sleuthing skills to help the LAPD crack baffling cases. As Ben Matlock follows the trail of evidence, he becomes convinced that this is not the first time that the killers he is hunting for have framed an innocent man.~false~02/12/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Torquay~~Andrew Lester~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Paul Martin is joined by Phillip Serrell and David Fletcher down in Devon. Torquay plays host as the experts uncover a treasure trove. Philip discovers a ship's brass plaque found off the coast of Torbay, while David is sweet on a fruit jug. The experts' valuations are put to the test at auction in Plymouth, which also provides the location for Paul Martin to find out more about controversial local artist Robert Lenkiewicz.~false~02/12/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Ready Steady Cook~~~~Jane Elsdon-Dew~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Ainsley Harriott hosts the classic 20-minute cooking challenge. Famous singing sisters Bernie and Linda Nolan cook up a family feast, sharing the secrets of their musical success and revealing their favourite childhood foods.~false~02/12/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~North Wales~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Series in which prospective buyers are helped to find their dream home in the country. Nicki Chapman helps a couple relocate from south Wales to north Wales, with a job promotion the driving factor. On a budget of 300,000 pounds they need a three-bedroom detached house with a large kitchen and separate dining room. A garden big enough for a vegetable patch and a conservatory are also high on their wish list.~false~02/12/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. The team is made up of some of the country's top quiz champions, including Barry Simmons, Millionaire winner Judith Keppel, Mastermind winner Chris Hughes, three-time World Quiz champion Kevin Ashman, Weakest Link winner CJ de Mooi and 15-1 winner Daphne Fowler. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize?~false~02/12/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Claudia Winkleman presents all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. There's a peek into the training rooms to find out how the couples are shaping up for the next show.~false~02/12/2009~18:30~19:00~30 This World: Stalin's Return~~~~Roger Corke~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~International investigative documentary series. Joseph Stalin is back. Or is he? Reporter John Sweeney travels more than 5,000 miles through the old Soviet Union, from Stalin's birthplace in Georgia to a former labour camp in Russia, to find out if one of the twentieth century's most notorious mass-murderers is really being rehabilitated.~false~02/12/2009~19:00~20:00~60 Top Gear~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Motoring news and views with Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. Jeremy and Richard settle the thorny issue of which company has, above all others, made the greatest number of truly brilliant cars. James has a novel solution for getting caravans to campsites without clogging up the roads, and Jeremy hits the track in a remarkable replica of a legendary rally car. Plus Radio 2's Breakfast Show DJ-elect and all round petrolhead Chris Evans is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.~false~02/12/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Andrew Marr's The Making of Modern Britain~~Britannia at Bay~~Roger Parsons~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The final film in Andrew Marr's epic six-part series charting the events that shaped Britain. Marr concludes his series with a vivid account of Britain in the Second World War, beginning with an examination of the events at Dunkirk. Marr finds some surprising twists to legendary stories, including the fact that the Battle of Britain was not simply a story of reckless bravery, but also a one of lethally efficient command and control.~false~02/12/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Never Mind the Buzzcocks~~~~Ian Lorimer~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Anarchic, award-winning pop quiz. Presiding over team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding is The X Factor's Dermot O'Leary, The guests are star of stage and screen Michael Ball, Irish comedian David O'Doherty, History Boys and Being Human star Russell Tovey and, from JLS, Aston Merrygold.~false~02/12/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines, presented by Gavin Esler.~false~02/12/2009~22:30~23:20~50 Rich Man, Poor Man: Ben Dover Straightens~~~~Ian Denyer~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~For years, Ben Dover has been one of Britain's top porn performers and producers. This fictional character, a middle-aged man who women can't resist, is the alter-ego of one Lindsay Honey. Porn has made him rich but dissatisfied, and he has always yearned to be taken seriously as a straight actor. Now, when money is not an issue but personal fulfilment is, he sets out to achieve his dream of performing, with lines and a costume. Can he make it or will his previous success make him unemployable?~false~02/12/2009~23:20~00:20~60 An Island Parish~~When the Heavens Open~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Religion~Series charting a year in the life of the remote Isles of Scilly off the western coast of Cornwall. It's the famous world gig-rowing championships on the Isles of Scilly, and all eyes are on the magnificent new boat built in the local yard for a group of Dutch rowing fanatics. Heike the vet, still reeling from the abrupt cancellation of her wedding, tries her hand at giving driving lessons.~false~03/12/2009~00:20~00:50~30 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~03/12/2009~00:50~04:25~215 Me Too!~~Chilly Day~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Drama series for four to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Granny Murray. It's a cold day in Riverseafingal and Dr Juno wants to make sure everyone wraps up warm so that they don't catch a cold.~false~03/12/2009~06:00~06:20~20 Big Cook Little Cook~~Weather Forecaster~~~Steve Marsh,Dan Wright~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben has been caught in the rain and is not happy. Small is explaining why it is important that it rains when a customer comes into the cafe - It's Wendy the Weather Forecaster. Ben and Small decide to make her some Cauliflower Clouds. To thank the cooks for her meal, Wendy gives Ben and Small their own special forecast in a rhyme. It stops raining outside and the sun comes out!~false~03/12/2009~06:20~06:40~20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies~~Family Style~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~African animal adventures, combining animation with wildlife clips from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. Max, Karla and Bo are discussing their families when they realise that Max's friend Benny's family is different from their own. Mama shows the kids that there are many kinds of families in the animal kingdom, but that all families care for each other.~false~03/12/2009~06:40~06:55~15 Pingu~~Pingu Pretends to Be Ill~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures of an antisocial plasticine penguin. Pingu pretends to be ill to get a day off school. The doctor sees through his ruse, and prescribes a cure so disgusting that he is back at his desk in no time.~false~03/12/2009~06:55~07:00~5 Martha Speaks~~Martha Takes a Stand~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Something smells bad and it's Martha. Faced with yet another bath, Martha makes a stand for her right to, well, stink. But if Martha is going to stand up for her rights, Dad says she can do it outside. Will Martha be an outside dog forever?~false~03/12/2009~07:00~07:15~15 Martha Speaks~~TD and the Light Bulb of Doom~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. TD swears he will start working on his report just as soon as he watches the Harry Blotter, Boy Wizard movie marathon, all nine parts. As Helen predicts, TD winds up in a panic until he has a moment of inspiration. Can he pull off his project in time?~false~03/12/2009~07:15~07:25~10 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date with the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~03/12/2009~07:25~07:30~5 Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions~~Gardening Dragon~~~Warrick Brownlow-Pike~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Factual programme with Ed and Oucho, who are travelling all over the country making inventions. Here, they are trying to build Dolly the Gardening Dragon, a dragon that can dig, water, plant seeds and has a hot chocolate tummy. It starts off well, but then Ed and Oucho realise their invention isn't very dragony, can't dig and doesn't have hot chocolate. With the Big Big Cheese on their backs, will their general uselessness and lack of science know-how stop them from building Dolly in time?~false~03/12/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Wait for It..!~~~~Steve Potter~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pete Firman hosts the game show in which contestants must wait as long as possible before answering the questions. Contestants are transported onto the Intergalactic Time Capsule, and over four rounds they do their best to avoid being dropped into the goo portal, a large tank of sticky orange gunge! Contestants from Glasgow play against their friends as their nerves, reactions and general knowledge are tested. Who will have the patience to make it through to the final challenge?~false~03/12/2009~08:00~08:30~30 Pingu~~Pingu's Circus~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Chaotic adventures of a plasticine penguin. Pingu, Pinga and Robby play put on a circus. Their performances meet huge applause, even though not all of them go according to plan. In fact, the more they go wrong the funnier they seem to be.~false~03/12/2009~08:30~08:35~5 Pingu~~Pingu's Ice Cave~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pre-school stop frame animation. Pingu is a charming and cheeky young penguin who is always up to mischief, finding himself in comical situations in the snowy world in which he lives. Pingu's companions include his baby sister Pinga, his best friend Robby the Seal and his caring mother and father. During a game of catch with a friend Pingu's ball rolls out of sight. Whilst trying to retrieve it the two friends get trapped in an ice tunnel. Pingu's ingenuity lets them get out and back home.~false~03/12/2009~08:35~08:45~10 Pinky Dinky Doo~~Pinky Dinky Doo and the Outer Space Muffins~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Mixed media animation for young children. Seven-year-old Pinky Dinky Doo loves to make up stories. She thinks of amazing solutions for everyday situations, helped by her younger brother Tyler. Pinky puts too much baking powder in her muffins and they lift her block of flats up into outer space.~false~03/12/2009~08:45~09:00~15 Timmy Time~~Timmy Tries to Hide~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Stop-frame animation. Nestling in the gently rolling hills is Timmy's nursery school, cosily housed in some old farm buildings. Complete with messy play area, story corner and garden, this is the perfect place for a young lamb to start finding his place in the world. The class plays hide-and-seek, but no-one wants to hide with the noisy Paxton, who keeps giving them away. Timmy helps Paxton, but they both end up too well hidden.~false~03/12/2009~09:00~09:10~10 Chuggington~~Old Puffer Pete's Tour~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Chuggington is a special place where all the trains talk, think and do not need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. Koko is yearning for adventure and she just might get it, as today the chuggers are making deliveries out of town. Vee asks old Puffer Pete to join them and, during their travels, they come across a mysterious old track that leads to Old Chuggington, which is now a ghost town.~false~03/12/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Numberjacks~~Takeaway~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's comedy adventure series in which animated numbers solve mathematical problems in the real world, with input from real children. Agents call in - toys are disappearing, and the Numbertaker is to blame. Using the Brain Gain the Numberjacks think of things they could get the Numbertaker to take, like grains of sand and blades of grass, to utterly confuse him.~false~03/12/2009~09:25~09:40~15 Tweenies~~Motorboat~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Musical preschool series. Max sets off in a motorboat to catch a fish for his tea. He casts his line and manages to catch a number of things, but none of them are fish.~false~03/12/2009~09:40~10:00~20 Ethelbert the Tiger~~Ethelbert and the Penguins~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation about a mischievous tiger cub and his many adventures on the other side of the magic waterfall. When Ethelbert meets some penguins in the Antarctic he thinks they are really clumsy. But when they dive into the water he realises that everyone has different talents.~false~03/12/2009~10:00~10:05~5 Clifford the Big Red Dog~~Screaming for Ice Cream~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the exploits of a big red dog, his friends Cleo and T-Bone, and his owner, Emily Elizabeth. Charley takes it upon himself to serve ice cream while his father is at a Doctor's appointment. Charley and Emily Elizabeth soon find themselves up to their elbows in ice cream.~false~03/12/2009~10:05~10:20~15 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!~~The Fly~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. The three friends try to catch an irritating fly but when they succeed, they feel guilty and decide to let it go free.~false~03/12/2009~10:20~10:30~10 In the Night Garden~~Washing the Haahoos~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's show about a magic place inhabited by toy characters. Travel to the night garden with Iggle Piggle to meet his friends. The smallest Pontipines and the biggest Haahoos are clean when Makka Pakka washes their faces. But the Tombliboos are especially clean, because they also have great fun cleaning their teeth.~false~03/12/2009~10:30~11:00~30 Emotional Literacy~~Working Together~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Six children explore the skills needed to be an effective member of a team by taking part in a Search and Rescue challenge. The programme looks at the importance of leadership, co-operation and communication.~false~03/12/2009~11:00~11:10~10 Primary Geography: A Village in Bangladesh~~Life in Gangkul~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Series of educational programmes for seven- to 11-year-olds. Meet the extended Hussain family and share their life in Gangkul village: fetching water, preparing and cooking food, going to the mosque and getting the children vaccinated.~false~03/12/2009~11:10~11:20~10 Science Clips Investigates~~Grouping and Changing Materials~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Science for seven- to nine-year-olds. How do the sorting skills of a keen eight-year-old recycler compare to the automated sorting machinery of the most advanced recycling plant in Europe? Find out how and when people first discovered that firing clay changed its properties. Solve a great mystery: why did the first little pig build his house out of straw?~false~03/12/2009~11:20~11:30~10 Barnaby Bear~~Getting Active~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Educational fun with the little bear. Barnaby Bear is preparing for Get Active week at school. The only problem is, he doesn't like being active and he doesn't know what to do. He visits a local sports centre and meets the Paralympian gold medallist, Tanni Grey-Thompson. There he finds out how physical activity every day can be good for you, and fun!~false~03/12/2009~11:30~11:45~15 Primary Geography~~Nile Shorts - Journey Down the Nile~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Documentary about the longest river in the world, the Nile - running from the highlands of Ethiopia to the Nile Valley in Egypt.~false~03/12/2009~11:45~12:00~15 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Jo Coburn have the top political stories of the day.~false~03/12/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~03/12/2009~12:30~13:00~30 All Saints~~Too Close For Comfort~~~Georgie Parker,Jeremy Cumpston,Martin Lynes,Judith McGrath,Libby Tanner,Ben Tari~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Medical drama series set in a busy Australian hospital. When a disgruntled patient sets off a bomb in the hospital car park, the incident has ramifications for all the staff. Paula has trouble treating the patient who confesses, the scene brings back troublesome memories for Vince and some practical jokers make life difficult for Von and Charlotte.~false~03/12/2009~13:00~13:45~45 Open House~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Property programme in which Kristian Digby shows sellers how to get ahead of the competition by launching their homes on the market through a one-off open day. Polish husband and wife Marek and Iwona Galinski bought their Edwardian semi-detached house in Teddington, south west London for 328,000 pounds in 2005. They now feel it is time to sell up and move on but, with direct competition from the house for sale immediately next door, they need to do all they can to up the presentation stakes.~false~03/12/2009~13:45~14:15~30 Animal Park: Wild in Africa~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Ben Fogle and Kate Humble are on safari in Namibia as they come face to face with some of Africa's wildest animals. Two fighting rhinos have escaped from a reserve and need to be recaptured. We find out why a dustbin might help save the African Penguin and meet the orphans who are seeing their country for the very first time.~false~03/12/2009~14:15~15:00~45 Diagnosis Murder~~Hard Boiled Murder~~Christian I Nyby II~Dick Van Dyke,Victoria Rowell,Barry Van Dyke,Michael Tucci,Charlie Schlatter,Mike Connors~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a hospital doctor who uses his sleuthing skills to help the LAPD crack baffling cases. Flashing back to the past, an unsolved murder puts old friends Dr Sloan and PI Jo Mannix back in touch to unravel a complex case of collusion and corruption.~false~03/12/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Nantwich~~Mike Jackson~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Presenter Paul Martin and experts Kate Bliss and Will Axon are at Nantwich Civic Hall, Cheshire. A quirky money box nearly delivers a fatal blow when Will puts money in it, and Paul tries to hit a six with a celebrity-signed cricket bat, but it's a distinguished flying medal that takes the room by storm. Paul visits nearby Arley Hall to find out what it's like to run a stately home.~false~03/12/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Ready Steady Cook~~~~Jane Elsdon-Dew~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Ainsley Harriott introduces another edition of the classic 20-minute cooking challenge. Comedian Dave Spikey and his wife Kay indulge their love of Spanish cuisine and a passion for cheese in the green and red kitchens.~false~03/12/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~West Sussex~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Series in which prospective buyers are helped to find their dream home in the country. Aled Jones helps a couple who've hardly lived together during their 34 years of marriage find a home together in the country. They've chosen to settle down in West Sussex, and with a budget of 500,000 pounds they hope to find a three-bedroom period house with an area for grooming the dogs. Their wish list is achievable, as long as they compromise in certain areas.~false~03/12/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. The team is made up of some of the country's top quiz champions, including Barry Simmons, Millionaire winner Judith Keppel, Mastermind winner Chris Hughes, three-time World Quiz champion Kevin Ashman, Weakest Link winner CJ de Mooi and 15-1 winner Daphne Fowler. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize?~false~03/12/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Claudia Winkleman presents all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing, including the latest gossip from inside the training rooms.~false~03/12/2009~18:30~19:00~30 The Culture Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Tonight's Culture Show, presented by Mishal Husain, comes from the new medieval and Renaissance Galleries at London's Victoria and Albert Museum. Andrew Graham-Dixon picks out his favourites from the collection. He also meets up with John Lydon, who is performing exclusively with the re-formed Public Image Ltd. Plus Josie Long on online comedy, Mark Kermode at a special premiere of Me and Orson Welles and Clemency Burton-Hill talking to opera director Graham Vick about his production of Othello.~false~03/12/2009~19:00~20:00~60 The Restaurant~~The Singles~~Barnaby Coughlin~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~In his search for new restaurant partners, Raymond Blanc puts love on the menu - a challenge guaranteed to put pressure on the couples and up the enjoyment for the viewer. Firstly, a romantic takeaway dinner for two, where bags of love appear on the menu, alongside lasagne. This is followed by a singles night. Given that one of his couples starts off by wondering what happens on a singles night and asking where the solo diners are supposed to sit, expect the worst!~false~03/12/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Natural World~~Highland Haven~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Documentary revealing the unique wildlife of the Scottish Highlands, seen through the eyes of filmmaker Fergus Beeley. Based for a year at Loch Maree and the surrounding hills in Scotland's far North West, Beeley presents his personal view of the shy animals whose lives are ruled by the rains. He follows the fortunes of rare black-throated divers and white-tailed sea eagles, red deer and salmon. With an evocative score provided by local musician Phil Cunningham.~false~03/12/2009~21:00~21:50~50 Wonderland: The Trouble with Mother~~~~Daniel Vernon~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Documentary about 80-year-old former concert pianist Pauline, who is in need of some help and care from her middle-aged son, Frederick. The film follows Frederick as he attempts to get his mother's cluttered, five-bedroom South London house in order. As Frederick sorts through coathangers, newspapers and old advertising leaflets, he realises the task is going to take far longer than the fortnight he had predicted it would.~false~03/12/2009~21:50~22:30~40 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines, presented by Emily Maitlis.~false~03/12/2009~22:30~23:20~50 The Culture Show~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Tonight's Culture Show, presented by Mishal Husain, comes from the new medieval and Renaissance Galleries at London's Victoria and Albert Museum. Andrew Graham-Dixon picks out his favourites from the collection. He also meets up with John Lydon, who is performing exclusively with the re-formed Public Image Ltd. Plus Josie Long on online comedy, Mark Kermode at a special premiere of Me and Orson Welles and Clemency Burton-Hill talking to opera director Graham Vick about his production of Othello.~false~03/12/2009~23:20~00:20~60 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~04/12/2009~00:20~03:50~210 Me Too!~~A Joke Too Far~~~Jane McCarry,Samantha Seager~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Drama series for four to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Granny Murray. It's Tell A Joke Day in Riverseafindal and Rudi is having a great time. However when one of his jokes upsets Dr Juno he realises he should always consider other's feelings.~false~04/12/2009~06:00~06:20~20 Big Cook Little Cook~~Seagull~~~Steve Marsh,Dan Wright~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Little Cook Small has been keeping lots of rubbish for recycling, Big Cook Ben wants to recycle too. A customer comes into the cafe - it is Siegfried the seagull, and Ben and Small make him a delicious seafood cocktail. Small flies off to find out about shellfish. To thank the cooks for his meal, Siegfried leaves Ben and Small three recycling bins so now they can sort all their recycling easily.~false~04/12/2009~06:20~06:40~20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies~~Curtain Up!~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated aventures of Mama, an African elephant who teaches her calf and his friends about nature by showing them wildlife clips. When the kids decide to put on a show, Mama shows them a movie of other animals at play.~false~04/12/2009~06:40~06:55~15 Pingu~~Pingu the Painter~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of a clumsy young penguin who often feels misunderstood. Pingu finds a box of paints and decides to paint Robbie, but he makes a mess.~false~04/12/2009~06:55~07:00~5 Martha Speaks~~Martha's Pack~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. When Helen leaves Martha off her family tree, Martha decides to make her own pack. However, the call of the wild becomes the call of the can opener for her pack mates, and soon Martha is left alone at Doghead Lake, hunting for dinner. But can she really eat that poor wounded duck?~false~04/12/2009~07:00~07:15~15 Martha Speaks~~Martha Hears~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the adventures of Martha, a loveable, honest and kind dog who gains the power of speech after she is accidentally fed alphabet soup. Martha once again finds herself trapped in Weaselgraft and Pablum's lair, but this time she leads Helen and TD to their hideout by describing what she hears.~false~04/12/2009~07:15~07:25~10 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date with the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~04/12/2009~07:25~07:30~5 Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions~~Solar Jak-et~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Factual programme. Ed and Oucho are travelling all over the country making inventions. They try to build the Solar Jak-et, a jacket that lights up, plays music, sprays water and has a walkie talkie. It starts off well: everything is working - just not all at the same time. Disaster! With the Big Big Cheese on their backs, will their general uselessness and lack of science know-how stop them from building the Solar Jak-et in time?~false~04/12/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Wait for It..!~~~~Steve Potter~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pete Firman hosts the game show in which contestants must wait as long as possible before answering the questions. Contestants are transported onto the Intergalactic Time Capsule, and over four rounds they do their best to avoid being dropped into the goo portal, a large tank of sticky orange gunge! Contestants from Stevenage play against their friends as their nerves, reactions and general knowledge are tested. Who will have the patience to make it through to the final challenge?~false~04/12/2009~08:00~08:30~30 Pingu~~Pingu at the Doctor's~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Adventures of a naughty little penguin. Pingu and his sister Pinga are home alone, and Pingu gets carried away while playing and hurts his beak. They realise they must go to the doctor where, at first, Pingu is frightened. However, when Mother arrives he is reassured.~false~04/12/2009~08:30~08:35~5 Pingu~~Pingu's Female Admirer~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Adventures of a naughty plasticine penguin. At school, Pingu is irritated to find that the new girl penguin seems to have taken a shine to him and is insisting on following him. However, when a snowball misses its target, they are united in being the culprits and become friends.~false~04/12/2009~08:35~08:45~10 Pinky Dinky Doo~~Tyler's Great Big Solo~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Mixed media animation for young children. Seven-year-old Pinky Dinky Doo loves to make up stories. She thinks of amazing solutions for everyday situations, helped by her younger brother Tyler. Tyler is anxious about singing in front of an audience. Pinky tells a story about going to the opera for Mummy Dinky Doo's birthday. Luciano the Magnificient loses his voice and cannot perform, so Pinky asks Tyler to perform the opera instead, and Mummy Dinky Doo has the best birthday ever.~false~04/12/2009~08:45~09:00~15 Timmy Time~~Timmy on Wheels~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Stop-frame animation. Nestling in the gently rolling hills is Timmy's nursery school, cosily housed in old farm buildings. Complete with messy play area, story corner and garden, this is the perfect place for a young lamb to start finding his place in the world. Timmy is having fun on the tricycle, but Ruffy does not have much luck learning how to ride it. Timmy can't be bothered to take the time to teach him, but he soon learns to help others.~false~04/12/2009~09:00~09:10~10 Chuggington~~Brewster Goes Bananas~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Chuggington is a special place where all the trains talk, think and don't need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. Brewster delivers some feed to the safari park and hurries back to practise picking up mail sacks, unaware that he has a naughty monkey stowaway on board.~false~04/12/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Numberjacks~~The Cuck-cuck-cuck-oo-oo-oo Bird~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy adventure series, aimed at four and five-year-olds, in which animated numbers solve mathematical problems in the real world, with input from real children. 0 has disappeared, and is causing things to disappear into nothing. When 3 helps out on the Brain Gain machine everything is tripled, but order is finally restored and 6 and 0 are returned to base.~false~04/12/2009~09:25~09:40~15 Tweenies~~Fierce as a Lion~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Fun with the puppet people. Jake is trying to be a lion but he hasn't got a very good roar. The Tweenies look at some real lions, Judy helps Jake make a lion's mane and they all tell the story of the lion and the mouse.~false~04/12/2009~09:40~10:00~20 Ethelbert the Tiger~~Ethelbert and the Peacock~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation about a mischievous tiger cub and his many adventures on the other side of the magic waterfall. Ethelbert shows off to Dilip, but in China they meet a peacock who is probably the biggest show off of all!~false~04/12/2009~10:00~10:05~5 Clifford the Big Red Dog~~The New Dog in Town~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series following the exploits of a big red dog, his friends Cleo and T-Bone, and his owner, Emily Elizabeth. The story of how Clifford's enormous size frightened T-Bone when they met for the first time.~false~04/12/2009~10:05~10:20~15 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!~~The Egg~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation about the friendship of three happy nomadic animals. There is Yoko the bird, Jakamoko the armadillo and Toto the monkey. Come and join them as they sing, laugh and dance their way through their wilderness environment. The three friends compete for the affections of Tee Tee, a baby turtle.~false~04/12/2009~10:20~10:30~10 In the Night Garden~~Where's Upsy Daisy Gone?~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's show about a magic place inhabited by toy characters. Travel with Igglepiggle to the magical night garden. Upsy Daisy teaches Igglepiggle how to play hiding. Upsy Daisy is very good at hiding. Igglepiggle is impressed.~false~04/12/2009~10:30~11:00~30 Primary Class Clips~~Art and Design - Photography~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Series of programmes for five- to 11-year-olds studying Primary Art and Design. Clips from the BBC archive explain the techniques of composition, how to take excellent landscape photographs, and how make an animation using the stop-frame technique.~false~04/12/2009~11:00~11:15~15 KS1 Science Clips~~Using Electricity~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Science for five- to seven-year-olds. What would you miss most without electricity? This programme looks at life with and without electricity in Peru and Zambia. Plus, what is going on underneath Piccadilly Circus?~false~04/12/2009~11:15~11:25~10 Something Special~~Music~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Educational series for four to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. The Mandeville School band makes music with a variety of instruments.~false~04/12/2009~11:25~11:40~15 The L.A.B Serves Up Food~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Education for six- to 11-year-olds. Follow two allotment groups, from Merrylee Primary School and the North Glasgow Community Food Initiative, on their growing journey from seed to plate. The Initiative members explain how they help the community with their food projects, while the children visit an organic farm and learn gardening tips. Joining the Dig In campaign roadshow in the centre of Glasgow, the group are given ideas for what to do with their vegetables.~false~04/12/2009~11:40~12:00~20 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Anita Anand is here with the top political stories of the day.~false~04/12/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~04/12/2009~12:30~13:00~30 All Saints~~Complicity~~~Georgie Parker,Jeremy Cumpston,Martin Lynes,Judith McGrath,Libby Tanner,Ben Tari~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Medical drama series set in a busy Australian hospital, following the lives of the nursing staff. Liz Thomas calls Charlotte because Liz's husband, Edward, has died of pneumonia - and Charlotte fears she may have become involved in a euthanasia case. Sterlo has to get through to a skater who's injured himself doing dares. Matt encounters problems with a priest.~false~04/12/2009~13:00~13:45~45 Open House~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Property programme in which Kristian Digby shows sellers how to get ahead of the competition by launching their homes on the market through a one-off open day. Barry and Anne Wicks' brood are about to fly the coop, leaving them in a four-bedroom house. Builder Barry has renovated the property and, keen to do it all over again, the pair have already spotted their next project.~false~04/12/2009~13:45~14:15~30 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Ben Fogle and Kate Humble explore life behind the scenes at Longleat Estate and Safari Park. The new white-backed African vultures are settling in and the keepers have arranged a special feast in their honour. It's time for Seanna the sea lion pup to leave mum and attend her first day of training. And despite being the most fearsome predators in the park, the lions of Longleat prove surprisingly playful.~false~04/12/2009~14:15~15:00~45 Diagnosis Murder~~Murder Country Style~~Christopher Hibler~Dick Van Dyke,Victoria Rowell,Barry Van Dyke,Michael Tucci,Charlie Schlatter,Barbara Mandrell~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a hospital doctor who uses his sleuthing skills to help the LAPD crack baffling cases. It is the biggest night of the year for country music, and Dr Sloan and Jesse are part of the audience, watching their favourite singing stars perform. Meanwhile, the real show is going on behind the scenes, as just minutes before his acceptance speech, Artist of the Decade Mickey McShayne is murdered in his dressing room.~false~04/12/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Dover~~Clare Wilmshurst~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Presenter Paul Martin is joined by experts Mark Stacey and Catherine Southon as they value antiques and collectibles in the Kent port of Dover, followed by an auction in the cathedral city of Canterbury. Mark becomes enchanted with a Meissen figurine, and Catherine falls in love with a Minton Jardinière, while Paul finds a portrait of Lady Dover. On the seafront in Dover, Paul learns about the challenge of swimming the English Channel and he meets a local lady who conquered the waters.~false~04/12/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Ready Steady Cook~~~~Jane Elsdon-Dew~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Ainsley Harriott introduces another edition of the classic 20-minute challenge. Actors Tony Sheldon and Clive Carter tread the boards in the red and green kitchens in a theatrical edition of British television's longest-running cookery programme.~false~04/12/2009~16:30~17:15~45 FIFA World Cup 2010: The Draw~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Live coverage from Cape Town of the draw for the 2010 Fifa World Cup. The 32 teams that have qualified for South Africa will be split into eight groups of four, with the top two in each group progressing to the knock-out stages. Most of the biggest names in world football will be in the hat, including Brazil, Argentina, Spain, Germany and world champions Italy. Fabio Capello's England will travel to South Africa on the back of an impressive qualification campaign.~false~04/12/2009~17:15~18:35~80 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Claudia Winkleman presents all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. Claudia breaks into the Strictly rehearsals and the Friday Panel looks forward to the weekend.~false~04/12/2009~18:35~19:00~25 Andrew Marr's The Making of Modern Britain~~Britannia at Bay~~Roger Parsons~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The final film in Andrew Marr's epic six-part series charting the events that shaped Britain. Marr concludes his series with a vivid account of Britain in the Second World War, beginning with an examination of the events at Dunkirk. Marr finds some surprising twists to legendary stories, including the fact that the Battle of Britain was not simply a story of reckless bravery, but also a one of lethally efficient command and control.~false~04/12/2009~19:00~20:00~60 Gardeners' World~~The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen~~Joanna Brame~Allin Kempthorne,Peter Maddick,Peter Green,Martin Garfield,Kevin Norton,Alvin Roy~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Gardening~Narrated by keen gardener Sandi Toksvig, this documentary explores the stories behind the seven founders of the Royal Horticultural Society - a disparate group of gentlemen who met in 1804 above a bookshop in London's Piccadilly. Detailing their feuds and quarrels, the film then jumps forward to investigate where gardening is heading today, through the eyes of seven modern key horticulturists hoping to ensure the successful future of the RHS.~false~04/12/2009~20:00~21:00~60 We Are Family~~The Deebles~~Ben Rumney~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Documentary focusing on an unusual family over the course of an extraordinary weekend. This moving film follows the Deeble family in Port Talbot, South Wales, as they come together to confront and bury the ghosts of a past that has haunted all of them. But even if the siblings can come to terms with their difficult past, will it be enough to bring the family back together? Can this reunion kick-start a process of reconciliation that will bring the Deebles closer than they have ever been?~false~04/12/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Beautiful People~~How I Got My Camp~~David Kerr~Luke Ward-Wilkinson,Simon Barnett,Olivia Colman,Layton Williams,Aidan McArdle,Sophie Ash~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~The Doonans plan a holiday abroad but a plumbing disaster spoils everything. Meanwhile across the road, Kylie's father meets his match in the form of a snarling dog called Madonna.~false~04/12/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines, presented by Emily Maitlis.~false~04/12/2009~22:30~23:00~30 Newsnight Review~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Round-table arts discussion series, presented by Martha Kearney.~false~04/12/2009~23:00~23:35~35 The History Boys~~~2006~Nicholas Hytner~Hector*Richard Griffiths|Dorothy Lintott*Frances de la Tour|Irwin*Stephen Campbell Moore|Posner*Samuel Barnett|Dakin*Dominic Cooper|Timms*James Corden|Scripps*Jamie Parker|Rudge*Russell Tovey|Crowther*Samuel Anderson|Akthar*Sacha Dhawan|Mrs Bibby*Penelope Wilton|Headmaster*Clive Merrison~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~4~15~Film~Alan Bennett's hit stage play, about a group of Sheffield grammar school boys being drilled for their Oxbridge entrance exams, makes an efficient transition to the big screen. Utilising the original stage cast, director Nicholas Hytner wisely opts to change as little as possible, resisting the urge to open up the material cinematically. This brilliantly serves Bennett's screenplay, which is a masterpiece of wit and intellect worn feather-lightly; a perfectly balanced blend undercut with the darker subject of general studies teacher Hector (Richard Griffiths) and his sexual attraction to the boys. Which leads to this thoroughly enjoyable film's only flaw: there's something slightly implausible about these pupils who combine a kind of romanticised notion of male adolescence extracted from Goodbye Mr Chips with an incredible nonchalance towards the subject of homosexuality and their teacher's repeated attempts to cop a feel. Still, it's not a documentary, and this niggle is more than made up for by the performances, which are uniformly first-rate.~false~04/12/2009~23:35~01:25~110 Medium~~Wicked Game - Part 1~~Peter Werner~Patricia Arquette,Jake Webber,David Cubitt,Miguel Sandoval,Anjelica Huston,Miranda Carabello~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a suburban housewife who can see the dead and read the minds of others. While trying to locate a missing girl, Allison stumbles upon some shocking secrets from Cynthia Keener's past. Meanwhile, Joe's relationship with Allison is tested after Bridgette's science class project sparks his imagination.~false~05/12/2009~01:25~02:10~45 Medium~~Wicked Game, Part 2~~Arlene Sanford~Patricia Arquette,Jake Weber,David Cubitt,Miguel Sandoval,Anjelica Huston,Sarah Drew~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a suburban housewife who can see the dead and read the minds of others. A shocking and brutal conclusion awaits Allison and Cynthia as they delve into the decade-old case of the kidnapping and murder of Cynthia's daughter. Meanwhile, Joe tries to get funding for a new invention, and Bridgette predicts good fortunes for her dad.~false~05/12/2009~02:10~02:50~40 Me Too!~~Ditched~~~Jane McCarry,Donald Cameron~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Drama series for four- to six-year-olds about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children who stay with warm-hearted minder Granny Murray. When Tina's taxi rolls into a ditch she needs to gather a team of people to help her pull it out.~false~05/12/2009~06:00~06:20~20 Big Cook Little Cook~~Donkey~~~Steve Marsh,Dan Wright~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Big Cook Ben and Little Cook Small have been invited to a party at Old King Cole's palace. They are very excited, but they have to take a game with them that everyone can play and they can't decide what to take. Daphne the donkey comes into the cafe and Ben and Small decide to make her a Munchy Crunchy Carrot. She leaves them a present. It's a game of Stick the Tail on the Donkey which they can take to the party.~false~05/12/2009~06:20~06:40~20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies~~Listen Up!~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated animal adventures with Mama, an elephant who teaches her calf and his friends about the savannah by showing them wildlife clips from the BBC archives. Karla and Bo disagree over an animal they have seen. Bo claims it was a giraffe, and Karla is sure that it was a zebra. Mama shows them that if they could listen to each other, they might see that the answer lies in what both of them have seen.~false~05/12/2009~06:40~07:00~20 Dennis & Gnasher~~No Pies for Pie Face~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation. Dennis lives in Beanotown with Mum, Dad, little sister Bea and his pet dog, Gnasher. Together with their friends Curly and Pie Face, Dennis and Gnasher believe the world truly is their oyster and that kids should make the rules. Not everyone agrees, including Mum and Dad. After a failed attempt to keep Pie Face away from Beanotown Pie Festival, Dennis manages to use Pie Face's weakness as strength, resulting in him being made the Pie Festival judge.~false~05/12/2009~07:00~07:10~10 Dennis & Gnasher~~Dog Tired~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation. Dennis lives in Beanotown with Mum, Dad, little sister Bea and his pet dog, Gnasher. Together with their friends Curly and Pie Face, Dennis and Gnasher believe the world truly is their oyster and that kids should make the rules. Not everyone agrees, including Mum and Dad. Dennis challenges Walter to a football game in the park. Walter's cheating threatens Dennis's reputation and his relationship with Gnasher.~false~05/12/2009~07:10~07:25~15 Sportsround~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A look behind the stories making the sporting headlines.~false~05/12/2009~07:25~07:40~15 What's New Scooby Doo?~~Reef Grief~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animated series about a group of teenage sleuths and their cowardly dog. Where are the teenagers disappearing to from the beach?~false~05/12/2009~07:40~08:00~20 Gimme a Break~~Marshall - Finland~~Victoria Watts~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Series in which kids take control of the family break, making the decisions that mum and dad usually make on holiday. Jack and Tom want their parents to have some fun - they're bored of mum teaching all the time. There's lots of laughter along the way as the boys have plenty of tricks up their sleeve. At the end of the break the boys have to answer two out of three questions correctly in order to win a fantastic treat. If they get it wrong their parents win the treat instead.~false~05/12/2009~08:00~08:30~30 TMi~~~~Jeanette Goulbourn~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's reality TV show, with a mix of competitions, games and celebrity guests. Sam and Mark host another jam-packed Saturday morning with more fun, fooling around and famous faces. Plus the search for the mightiest TMi-ers in the land continues. Including League of Super Evil and The Twisted Whiskers Show.~false~05/12/2009~08:30~10:00~90 Doctor Who: Dreamland~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventure. America, 1958. The Doctor becomes involved in an alien war being fought inside the US military base known as Dreamland.~false~05/12/2009~10:00~10:45~45 ChuckleVision~~The Picnic~~~Paul Elliott,Barry Elliott,Brian Patton~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~More jolly antics with the silly siblings. Paul and Barry settle down for a peaceful picnic, unaware they are on someone else's spot.~false~05/12/2009~10:45~10:55~10 The Story of Tracy Beaker~~Single White Female/Can't Buy Me Love~~~Dani Harmer,Ben Hanson,Lisa Coleman,Clive Rowe,Ciaran Joyce,Nisha Nayar~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Double bill of the drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. In Single White Female, one Elaine is bad enough, two Elaines are unbearable, but Tracy meets three. In Can't Buy Me Love, Tracy is convinced she can budget better than Cam, while Layla is operating a money-making scam of her own.~false~05/12/2009~10:55~11:30~35 Animals at Work~~Einstein the Imitator~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Factual series about working animals, hosted by John Barrowman. A superstar parrot loaded with talent and her own entourage gets ready for an important competition, a bat-sniffing Labrador locates a secret lair, and a goat reluctantly parts with his fleece to solve a stinky situation.~false~05/12/2009~11:30~12:00~30 The Cut~~How Do You Feel About Moving to the Moon?~~~Samuell Benta,Scarlet Bowman,Jessica Dickens,Lara Goodison,Ed Green,Matt Kane~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Marla and Jay are back in town carrying a massive secret with them. Can Marla bring herself to tell Stephen the truth and what is Tommy doing hanging around the art room?~false~05/12/2009~12:00~12:25~25 The Season~~~~Sarah Dillistone~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Dramatic reality series from BBC Switch about a group of ten teenagers spending their gap years in the party capital of Val d'Isère in the French Alps. Hari and Holly both catch the attention of model scouts who are scouring Val d'Isère. But the good news doesn't last for long. When Henry discovers a secret that Hari has been keeping from Tom, she's forced to confront him and it all kicks off. Snowboarder Sam starts to question his relationship with Holly, and Oscar is at war with everyone.~false~05/12/2009~12:25~12:55~30 The 5:19 Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Youth~Broadcasting from the depths of the BBC Switch basement, award-winning young comedian Tom Deacon and hot new talent AJ Odudu present a mix of interviews, performances, sketches and spoofs.~false~05/12/2009~12:55~13:15~20 Kyle XY~~Leap of Faith~~~Matt Dallas,Marguerite MacIntyre,April Matson,Bruce Thomas,Jean-Luc Bilodeau,Jaimie Alexander~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama about a mysterious boy who has no memory of his past. Kyle breaks out of quarantine to try and find Jessi, using the photo from Baylin's box. The Tragers attempt once more to figure out who exactly Kyle XY really is.~false~05/12/2009~13:15~14:00~45 Revealed~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Series looking at the headlines that affect teenagers, and finding out what they've got to say about them.~false~05/12/2009~14:00~14:15~15 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Ben Fogle and Kate Humble take a look at the goings-on at Longleat Safari Park. An orphaned marmoset gets the fright of his life, but it's in his best interests. Meanwhile, on Half Mile Lake, expectant sea lion mums gets to relax on a specially built Californian beach.~false~05/12/2009~14:15~14:45~30 The Big Circus~~~1959~Joseph M Newman~Hank Whirling*Victor Mature|Randy Sherman*Red Buttons|Helen Harrison*Rhonda Fleming|Jeannie Whirling*Kathryn Grant|Hans Hagenfeld*Vincent Price|Tommy Gordon*David Nelson|Zach Colino*Gilbert Roland|Skeeter*Peter Lorre|Mama Colino*Adele Mara|Mr Lomax*Howard McNear|Jonathan Nelson*Charles Watts|Steve Allen*Steve Allen~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~U~Film~Minor league studio Allied Artists attempted a huge leap upwards with this colourful and gritty circus film, directed superbly in CinemaScope by cult favourite Joseph M Newman. Co-writer/producer Irwin Allen - now famous for The Towering Inferno and The Poseidon Adventure - assembled a fine though slightly second-rung cast, headed by world-weary Victor Mature and featuring such stars as Peter Lorre (as a neurotic clown) and Gilbert Roland (as the tightrope walker). Although clearly hindered by budget, this is a worthy attempt by the studio to break new ground, and rejects the phoney romanticism of The Greatest Show on Earth to good effect. Though it was not the box-office hit it so desperately wanted to be, the movie remains a treat. ~false~05/12/2009~14:45~16:30~105 Snooker: UK Championship~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Hazel Irvine introduces coverage from the opening day's play at the Telford International Centre. Defending champion Shaun Murphy and 2004 winner Stephen Maguire are both in action as the 33rd UK Championship gets under way. Dennis Taylor, Willie Thorne, John Virgo, Ken Doherty, Terry Griffiths and Neal Foulds commentate.~false~05/12/2009~16:30~18:05~95 Dad's Army~~High Finance~~~Arthur Lowe,John Le Mesurier,Clive Dunn,John Laurie,Arnold Ridley,Ian Lavender~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Classic wartime sitcom. Captain Mainwaring, in his capacity as bank manager, calls in Corporal Jones to explain why his account is always in the red. Investigation reveals a complicated chain of outgoings, and the involvement of a certain Air Raid Warden.~false~05/12/2009~18:05~18:40~35 Dinner at Noon~~~~Jonathan Stedall~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~In the setting of the Crown Hotel in Harrogate, with its leisure breaks and conference facilities, Alan Bennett reflects on the subject of class.~false~05/12/2009~18:40~19:20~40 An Englishman Abroad~~~~John Schlesinger~Alan Bates,Coral Browne,Charles Gray,Harold Innocent,Vernon Dobtcheff,Czeslaw Grocholski~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Alan Bennett's award-winning film drama based on a meeting between Australian actress Coral Browne and British spy Guy Burgess. When a mysterious Englishman appears in her dressing room, Coral Browne assumes he is attached to the Embassy, but if so, why are his trousers out at the knees? What does he want with her face powder? An invitation to lunch will perhaps explain, though the lunch consists of one tomato.~false~05/12/2009~19:20~20:25~65 Talking Heads~~Her Big Chance~~Giles Foster~Julie Walters~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama monologue by Alan Bennett, starring Julie Walters. Lesley is a small-part actress who lands a role in a video set on a yacht, but things are not as they seem.~false~05/12/2009~20:25~21:00~35 Talking Heads 2~~Waiting for the Telegram~~Stuart Burge~Thora Hird~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama monologue written by Alan Bennett, starring Dame Thora Hird. Violet's long life includes two telegrams, both from the monarch. Awaiting the second, she remembers the first.~false~05/12/2009~21:00~21:30~30 Being Alan Bennett~~~~Archie Powell~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~To mark his 75th year, a rare glimpse into the life and work of Alan Bennett, one of the UK's best-loved writers. Given exclusive access to the key moments in his year, including final rehearsals of his new play, The Habit of Art, the programme gains unique insight into a national treasure - a title Bennett would, no doubt, hate. Through candid interviews, classic archive footage, new work and personal testimony, this documentary celebrates the reluctant elder statesman of English culture.~false~05/12/2009~21:30~22:30~60 The Thick of It~~~~Armando Ianucci~Peter Capaldi,Rebecca Front,Chris Addison,Joanna Scanlan,James Smith,Peter Sullivan~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Satirical political sitcom. Nicola Murray and her team are desperate to find a major sports personality to be the face of DoSAC's new Healthy Choices campaign. Malcolm's away on holiday and doesn't want to be disturbed, so they take advice from Steve Fleming, who's back on the scene as the PM's new fixer. Is Steve really as nice as he seems? Everyone knows Malcolm never takes holidays, so what's he up to now?~false~05/12/2009~22:30~23:00~30 Have I Got a Bit More News for You~~~~Paul Wheeler~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~The extended version of the popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Jo Brand and guest panellists Charles Kennedy MP and radio presenter and comedian Jon Richardson.~false~05/12/2009~23:00~23:45~45 Snooker: UK Championship - Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Hazel Irvine introduces highlights from the evening's first-round matches, in which Shaun Murphy, the reigning champion, and Stephen Maguire, the 2004 champion, aim to book their places in the second round. Dennis Taylor, Willie Thorne, John Virgo, Ken Doherty, Terry Griffiths and Neal Foulds commentate.~false~05/12/2009~23:45~00:35~50