In accessing this XML feed, you agree that you will only access its contents for your own personal and non-commercial use and not for any commercial or other purposes, including advertising or selling any goods or services, including any third-party software applications available to the general public. Tikkabilla~~Circus and Rocket~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool magazine programme with songs, rhymes, surprise guests and things to make. Justin, Lorna and Tamba find out about dressing up, circuses, rockets and space.~false~04/07/2009~06:00~06:30~30 Teletubbies~~Cafe Chocolate~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies watch a little boy making drinking chocolate. And there is time for Tubby Custard before three magic ships sail through Teletubbyland.~false~04/07/2009~06:30~07:00~30 Funky Fables~~The Mirror Trekked~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation featuring audience participation. The magic mirror has had enough! No more will he be beaten down and verbally abused by the wicked queen for telling her the simple truth.~false~04/07/2009~07:00~07:15~15 Eliot Kid~~The Broken Toy~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation featuring Eliot, the little kid with the mind-boggling imagination that turns the most commonplace situations into Hollywood action adventure blockbusters. Loretta deviously offers Eliot a broken toy that she wants to get rid of. Eliot wonders if the gift offered by his beloved is something he must love and cherish, or if he can hate the awful thing because it has a wretched character. Sharing his bedroom with it is not going to be easy.~false~04/07/2009~07:15~07:30~15 Animalia~~The World According to Iggy~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~CGI animated series. Alex and Zoe stumble upon a magic portal in the library and are transported to the world of Animalia, where animals can talk. Iggy is asked to babysit Echo while his parents, Erno and Elni, handle a portal-guarding shift. To entertain the baby elephant, Iggy tells him tales of Animalia in which Iggy is cast as the hero. But the Creeper sweeps Elni and Erno into the tunnels in order to kidnap Echo, who the Creeper believes stands in the way of him controlling Animalia.~false~04/07/2009~07:30~07:50~20 Wolverine and the X-Men~~Stolen Lives~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series. Christy Nord is missing. Mystique tells Logan that she might know where Weapon X may have taken her. Logan is unsure of her motives. She reveals that she was once Raven, part of Weapon X, but escaped because the man she loved sacrificed himself for her. When they find where Christy is being held, Maverick is standing guard. He does not realise that he is putting his own daughter's life in danger. Fleeing as the facility burns, Logan finally remembers Raven from his past.~false~04/07/2009~07:50~08:15~25 Sportsround~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A look behind the stories making the sporting headlines.~false~04/07/2009~08:15~08:30~15 Richard Hammond's Blast Lab~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Science game show. Two teams of contestants compete to win a wheelbarrow-load of prizes. They will need to use all their powers of reason and logic as they answer questions, perform scientific experiments, predict the outcome of jaw-dropping stunts and battle to win prizes in a furiously messy final game. The theme is the strength of structures and weight distribution. In the Blast Lab, the two teams go surfing, but there are no waves, just cardboard tubes. Meanwhile, at Richard's secret test facility the Lab Rats are attempting to build a bridge out of paper. Will it work or will it end in disaster?~false~04/07/2009~08:30~09:00~30 Sorry, I've Got No Head~~~~Ian Curtis~Marcus Brigstocke,Mel Giedroyc,Anna Crilly,Nick Mohammed~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's comedy sketch show. Emily and Monty hunt for their big break, Sergeant Harrison goes on patrol and the Secret Negotiator gives out more invaluable advice.~false~04/07/2009~09:00~09:30~30 Hotel Trubble~~Monkey Business~~Natalie Bailey~Dominique Moore,Gary Darner,Sam Phillips,Sheila Bernette,Laurence Hobbs,Oliver Parham~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's sitcom. Celebrity gorilla Lionel disappears during his stay at the hotel. The staff try to find him without letting anyone know he is missing.~false~04/07/2009~09:30~10:00~30 Transmission Impossible with Ed and Oucho~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Ed and Oucho are taking to the skies in their customised airship, transmitting their home-made TV show across the UK. As they are the rulers of the airwaves, expect the unexpected - from characters such as Ted Metrie, sketches and games, to finding stowaways and guests hidden onboard the ship. They also get to choose their favourite programmes, including The Legend of Dick and Dom, The Secret Show and Pinky and Perky.~false~04/07/2009~10:00~11:30~90 Young Dracula~~Bad Reflection~~~Keith-Lee Castle,Gerran Howell,Clare Thomas,Simon Ludders,Craig Roberts,Aneirin Hughes~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's drama following the misadventures of Vlad and Ingrid, who have moved to Britain with their father, Count Dracula. The day Vlad has been dreading finally arrives as cousin Boris is dragged kicking and screaming to his transformation. To Vlad's surprise, though, things are not quite as bad as he anticipated.~false~04/07/2009~11:30~12:00~30 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Ben Fogle and Kate Humble explore life behind the scenes at Longleat Estate and Safari Park. Up at the wolf house, Freida has had a new litter, but can the cubs survive in the great outdoors? Ben meets the five newest members of the South African eland herd, which is growing for the first time in eight years.~false~04/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Exodus~~~1960~Otto Preminger~Ari Ben Canaan*Paul Newman|Kitty Fremont*Eva Marie Saint|Gen Sutherland*Ralph Richardson|Maj Caldwell*Peter Lawford|Barak Ben Canaan*Lee J Cobb|Dov Landau*Sal Mineo|Taha*John Derek|Mandria*Hugh Griffith|Lakavitch*Gregory Ratoff|Dr Lieberman*Felix Aylmer|Akiva*David Opatoshu|Karen*Jill Haworth~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~4~PG~Film~Leon Uris's bestseller gets the Otto Preminger treatment in this accomplished, epic-scale retelling of events leading to the birth of Israel in 1948. With a script by Dalton Trumbo, it's a gritty, forthright and marvellously cinematic experience, although an overlong one. Superbly filmed on location in Super Panavision 70mm, it really benefits from viewing on the huge screen for which it was intended. Some critics weren't happy about the all-star cast and sentiment, though it's hard to imagine better casting than Paul Newman as Haganah leader Ari Ben Canaan or Eva Marie Saint as nurse Kitty Fremont. Sal Mineo was nominated for best supporting actor as freedom fighter Dov Landau, but the Oscar went to Ernest Gold's marvellously grandiose music, which has achieved classic status. ~false~04/07/2009~12:30~15:50~200 Cat Ballou~~~1965~Elliot Silverstein~Cat Ballou*Jane Fonda|Kid Shelleen / Tim Strawn*Lee Marvin|Clay Boone*Michael Callan|Jed*Dwayne Hickman|Jackson Two-Bears*Tom Nardini|Frankie Ballou*John Marley|Sir Harry Percival*Reginald Denny|Sheriff Cardigan*Jay C Flippen|Butch Cassidy*Arthur Hunnicutt|Sheriff Maledon*Bruce Cabot|Singer*Nat King Cole|Singer*Stubby Kaye~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~4~PG~Film~In this entertaining comedy western, Jane Fonda's schoolteacher hires a gunman to avenge her murdered father. The man she hires is Kid Shelleen, a long-haired, buckskinned gunfighter played by Lee Marvin, who wakes up sozzled and gets worse by the minute. Even his horse is a drunkard, leaning against a barn for support. This showpiece role won an Oscar for Marvin, who also plays straight man to himself as Shelleen's psychopathic brother, a killer with a silver nose. Nat King Cole and Stubby Kaye string along for a singalong in what is an amiable and literally hit-and-miss affair that paved the way for such films as Mel Brooks's Blazing Saddles. ~false~04/07/2009~15:50~17:25~95 Flog It!~~Tavistock~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The Flog It team visit the pannier market in Tavistock, where Phillip Serrell and Charlie Ross offer up their antiques expertise. Presenter Paul Martin heads out across Dartmoor in a horse-drawn carriage.~false~04/07/2009~17:25~18:10~45 Wimbledon 2009~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Sue Barker introduces further live coverage from Wimbledon, featuring the men's and women's doubles finals. Number one seeds Bob and Mike Bryan of the USA take on the number two seeds, Daniel Nestor of Canada and Nenad Zimonjic of Serbia, while the Williams sisters are back in action after their singles final, up against third-seeded Australians Samantha Stosur and Rennae Stubbs.~true~04/07/2009~18:10~20:00~110 Dad's Army~~Number Engaged~~~Arthur Lowe,John Le Mesurier,Clive Dunn,John Laurie,Arnold Ridley,Ian Lavender~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Classic wartime sitcom. Mainwaring's motley crew is put in charge of a vital telephone line. They awake to find a bomb enmeshed in the wires.~false~04/07/2009~20:00~20:30~30 Timewatch - The Prince and The Plotter~~~~Ian Jones~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~In July 1969, 20-year-old Prince Charles was invested as Prince of Wales in a lavish ceremony at Caernarfon Castle. But unknown to the millions worldwide watching on TV, a group of Welsh nationalists was planning to disrupt proceedings in protest at what they regarded as England's attempts to subjugate their nation. The police were aware of the plot, but didn't know that the group's ringleader, John Jenkins, was a British soldier on duty in Caernarfon. "It needed something dramatic. And I can't think of anything more dramatic than bombs," he calmly explains without even a hint of remorse that a young boy holidaying in Wales at the time was seriously injured. Huw Edwards turns up his Welshness and valiantly tries to ramp up the tension as he takes us through events leading up to the day. The documentary includes an entertaining interview with ceremony organiser Lord Snowdon, who brought a touch of theatricality to the proceedings. "I looked like a 1950s cinema usherette, although the press described my outfit as Buttons," he chortles, "It was all as bogus as hell." Radio Times reviewer - Jane Rackham ~true~04/07/2009~20:30~21:30~60 Blood and Guts: A History of Surgery~~3/5 - Bleeding Hearts~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The development of heart surgery produced some of the most reckless experiments in the whole history of surgery. With a family history of heart problems, Michael Mosley takes a personal interest in these surgical pioneers who teetered on the scalpel-edge between saviour and executioner. Michael has a go at heart surgery, meets a man with no heartbeat and witnesses the latest breathtaking operation - where the patient is cooled until their brain stops and has all of their blood sucked out. ~false~04/07/2009~21:30~22:30~60 Today at Wimbledon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~John Inverdale and guests look back at the day's events at Wimbledon.~false~04/07/2009~22:30~23:30~60 Glastonbury 2009~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Mark Radcliffe and Lauren Laverne introduce highlights of the 2009 festival. UPDATED LISTING: Slot duration change - now runs for an additional ten minutes.~false~04/07/2009~23:30~01:40~130 On the Line~~~2001~Eric Bross~Kevin Gibbons*Lance Bass|Rod*Joey Fatone|Abbey*Emmanuelle Chriqui|Eric*G Q|Randy*James Bulliard|Al Green*Al Green|Jackie*Tamala Jones|Mick Silver*Richie Sambora|Nathan*Jerry Stiller~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~2~PG~Film~It's hard to imagine even the most devoted fans of the clean-cut boy band NSync deriving much pleasure from this crass Chicago-set romantic comedy. Band members Lance Bass and Joey Fatone star as roommates, but while party animal Fatone wallows in self-indulgence, Bass's bashful ad man covers the Windy City with handbills in a bid to trace Emmanuelle Chriqui, the archaeologist he met on the subway, but was too tongue-tied to ask out. Neither star has much screen presence, but Bass is afforded more opportunity than Fatone, who is reduced to a grossed-out sidekick. UPDATED LISTING: Was originally scheduled to transmit at 1:30am.~false~05/07/2009~01:40~03:05~85 Tikkabilla~~Porridge~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool magazine programme with songs, rhymes, surprise guests and things to make. Simon, Beverley and Tamba learn about porridge, painting and colours.~false~05/07/2009~06:00~06:30~30 Teletubbies~~Emily and and the Trap~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Po rides her scooter fast and slow. The Teletubbies watch Emily ride in her trap, drawn by her pony, Jester.~false~05/07/2009~06:30~07:00~30 ChuckleVision~~Caterpillar Crisis~~~Paul Elliott,Barry Elliott,Jamilla Massey~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~More jolly antics with the silly siblings. Paul and Barry encounter a rare man-eating caterpillar.~false~05/07/2009~07:00~07:15~15 ChuckleVision~~Chuck Bodgers~~~Barry Elliott,Paul Elliott~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~More jolly antics with the silly siblings. Far in the future, Ping the Merciless threatens Earth. Time for a hero to emerge.~false~05/07/2009~07:15~07:30~15 Gimme a Break~~The Ashams: Greece~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Series in which kids take control of the family break. Colette and Jem Asham have three trips to choose from. They pick their favourite and decide the holiday rules, making the decisions their parents would normally make on holiday. At the end of the break the kids have to answer two out of three questions correctly in order to win a fantastic treat. If they get it wrong the parents win the treat instead.~false~05/07/2009~07:30~08:00~30 The Legend of Dick and Dom~~Dr Cheese~~Jeremy Wooding~Richard McCourt,Dominic Wood,Terry Jones~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's sitcom. After months of searching for ingredients, the potion is finally complete - but will it work? The heroes return to the kingdom of Fyredor to try it out, and remember the many adventures they had along the way.~false~05/07/2009~08:00~08:30~30 M.I. High~~Face Off~~~Moustafa Palazli,Bel Powley,Rachel Petladwala,Danny John-Jules~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's spy drama with high school kids Blane, Daisy and Rose. A crimewave is committed by allegedly well-behaved kids, and the team are baffled when Lenny is arrested.~false~05/07/2009~08:30~09:00~30 Escape from Scorpion Island~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Sixteen children between 11 and 13 compete to escape from an exotic island thousands of miles from school, friends and parents. The challenge in this programme is called Daredevil Drop. The adventurers must make their way back and forth across a deep gorge on difficult-to-ride 'hand bikes' as they race to free a hot-air balloon basket suspended on cables. The team that cause the basket to plummet to the jungle floor win. Plus, the island has a final devastating surprise in store for one of the teams.~false~05/07/2009~09:00~10:00~60 Something for the Weekend~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~A live serving of mouthwatering recipes and chat to set up your Sunday. Tim Lovejoy, Jenni Falconer and chef Simon Rimmer are joined by singer James Morrison and actor Stephen Graham.~false~05/07/2009~10:00~11:30~90 Celebrity MasterChef~~~~Rob Clifford~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~The four semi-finalists must cook their best two-course meal to impress three of the country's most respected food critics. And the pressure is really on as at the end of the show, judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace decide which one of the celebrities must leave the competition.~false~05/07/2009~11:30~12:00~30 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Stories from Longleat Safari Park with Ben Fogle and Kate Humble. Darcy the Bongo escapes, and everyone is enlisted to try to find her. Lord Bath takes us on a tour of his legendary wardrobe. There are dramatic developments on Gorilla Island.~false~05/07/2009~12:00~13:00~60 The Super League Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Harry Gration presents highlights from Round 19 of the Super League. Plus, match analysis, the latest rugby league news, and the return of the Magic Moment of the Month.~false~05/07/2009~13:00~13:30~30 EastEnders~~~~Peter Rose~Cliff Parisi,Josie Lawrence,Steve McFadden,Rita Simons,Scott Maslen,Diane Parish~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Denise struggles to forgive Lucas, unaware that Trina has more nasty surprises in store. Minty makes a shocking discovery in the Arches, while Heather faces a life-changing decision.~false~05/07/2009~13:30~14:00~30 El Cid~~~1961~Anthony Mann~Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar/El Cid*Charlton Heston|Chimene*Sophia Loren|King Alfonso*John Fraser|Count Ordonez*Raf Vallone|Queen Urraca*Genevieve Page|King Sancho*Gary Raymond|Ben Yussuf*Herbert Lom|Fanez*Massimo Serato|Moutamin*Douglas Wilmer|Al Kadir*Frank Thring|Count Arias*Hurd Hatfield|King Ferdinand*Ralph Truman|Count Gomez*Andrew Cruickshank|Don Diego*Michael Hordern|Don Martin*Christopher Rhodes|Bermudez*Carlo Giustini|King Ramirez*Gerard Tichy|Dolfos*Fausto Tozzi|Priest*Tullio Carminati|Mother Superior*Barbara Everest~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~5~U~Film~The epic was in danger of losing its audience when this lavish account of the career of Spanish patriot Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar was first released. While not perhaps on a par with The Ten Commandments or Ben-Hur, it gave Charlton Heston the chance to carry the weight of a nation on his shoulders again, as he takes on the occupying Moors. Director Anthony Mann avoids a mere history lesson, effectively handling the court intrigue and the feud between Heston and estranged wife Sophia Loren. But it's the astonishing action sequences produced by Yakima Canutt's second-unit crew that give the picture its Super Technirama impact. With outstanding supporting performances from Herbert Lom and Genevieve Page, a literate script and a superlative Oscar-nominated score by Miklos Rozsa, this is 1960s Hollywood at its spectacular best.~false~05/07/2009~14:00~16:55~175 Coast~~Unst~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Neil Oliver meets the man who designed the first hydrogen car in Unst. Neil also visits the old Baltasound Herring Station. Bone expert Dr Alice Roberts unearths a mysterious skeleton which reveals the surprising lifestyle of ancient Shetlanders.~false~05/07/2009~16:55~17:05~10 Songs of Praise~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~With the wedding season starting, Pam Rhodes explores the world of getting married in church and goes behind the scenes of the nation's most popular church for weddings. One happy couple explain how their wedding didn't cost the earth - in more ways than one - and there is also that special moment as one bride and groom make the all-important vows. Also featuring a 'hit parade' of favourite wedding hymns including All Things Bright and Beautiful, and Make Me a Channel of your Peace.~false~05/07/2009~17:05~17:40~35 Wimbledon 2009~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Sue Barker presents more coverage from the final day of Wimbledon 2009. There will be reaction to the men's singles final, as well as a chance to see the mixed doubles final. 2008's final saw unseeded duo Bob Bryan and Samantha Stosur claim the title against Mike Bryan, Bob's brother, and Katerina Srebotnik.~true~05/07/2009~17:40~20:00~140 Top Gear~~3/7~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Motoring news and views. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May confront the credit crunch head on as they attempt to find three sensibly priced small cars that won't make you miserable, a process that involves haranguing bankers, harnessing large dogs, and almost getting arrested. Plus, James meets American stunt driving legend Ken Block, Jeremy tests the mildly insane Mercedes SL Black on the track, and Michael McIntyre is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.~false~05/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 On Thin Ice~~2/5~~Alexis Girardet~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~If you've been wondering why the introductory voiceover to this series is so coy referring to a "third teammate" rather than mentioning Jonny Lee Miller by name, the reason now becomes clear. In May 2008, after several months of training with Ben Fogle and James Cracknell, the actor had to bow out of their bid to race to the South Pole because of work commitments. It means they needed to find a replacement and most of this episode is given over to their search. After advertising and whittling the replies down to 40, they put the candidates through a rigorous selection process. For Ed Coats, the young, lantern-jawed doctor they choose to join them, there's a great deal of training and bonding to do in the months ahead. For Ben, it's more about recuperation as he comes down with what we now know was a potentially lethal disease caused by a South American flesh-eating bug. But it's not the illness that makes him break down in tears. Radio Times reviewer - Jane Rackham ~true~05/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 MotoGP 2009: Round 8 - Laguna Seca~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Suzi Perry hosts from the famous Laguna Seca track in California for live coverage of round eight of the MotoGP championship. It's been an exciting season so far, with reigning champion Valentino Rossi already well aware that he has a real fight on his hands to retain his title. The Italian claimed his first win on this circuit, edging a thrilling duel with Casey Stoner, with the lead constantly changing hands in the opening laps before a mistake from the American allowed Rossi to pull away.~false~05/07/2009~22:00~23:00~60 Today at Wimbledon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~John Inverdale presents highlights from the day's play at Wimbledon. Joining him in the studio will be former champions, who will offer their views on the day's events.~false~05/07/2009~23:00~00:00~60 Q & A~~~1990~Sidney Lumet~Lieutenant Mike Brennan*Nick Nolte|Al Reilly*Timothy Hutton|Bobby Texador*Armand Assante|Kevin Quinn*Patrick O'Neal|Leo Bloomenfeld*Lee Richardson|Luis Valentin*Luis Guzman|Sam Chapman*Charles S Dutton|Nancy Bosch*Jenny Lumet|Roger Montalvo*Paul Calderon|Jose Malpica*International Chrysis|Larry Pesch*Dominick Chianese [Dominic Chianese]~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~18~Film~Sidney Lumet was once described as New York's Charles Dickens, and here he chronicles yet another case of civic corruption and bigotry. However, Lumet has delved deep into such topics so often (in Dog Day Afternoon, Serpico and Prince of the City) that a feeling of deja vu sets in pretty quickly. In all those movies, Lumet depended on a charismatic central performance, and it's no different here, with Nick Nolte playing a hulking, dedicated if brutal cop suspected of killing a drug pusher. Seeking the truth behind the murder is a squeaky-clean assistant district attorney, played by Timothy Hutton. It's possible to view this tough movie as a liberal, East Coast version of a Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry yarn, but it is probably best appreciated now as a showcase for Nolte's explosive talent (which the public at the time clearly ignored, as the picture bombed). ~false~06/07/2009~00:00~02:05~125 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~06/07/2009~02:05~04:10~125 The Super League Show~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Harry Gration presents highlights from Round 19 of the Super League. Plus, match analysis, the latest rugby league news, and the return of the Magic Moment of the Month.~false~06/07/2009~04:10~04:40~30 Tikkabilla~~Farms and Harps~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool magazine programme with songs, rhymes, surprise guests and things to make. Sarah-Jane, Justin and Tamba find out about farms, animal sounds and harps.~false~06/07/2009~06:00~06:30~30 Teletubbies~~The Beach~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Tubbies watch some children take their dog and a ball to the beach.~false~06/07/2009~06:30~07:00~30 Maya and Miguel~~Politics Unusual~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Ten-year-old bilingual twins Maya and Miguel Santos are convinced that there is nothing they can't do, fix or improve for their family and friends. Ultimately, Maya's well-intended meddling in her family's and friends' lives leads her to create new quandaries to fix. Maggie's attempts to play politics in order to influence the running of the School Assembly Day Show lead to her learning that listening to people is more important than glamour.~false~06/07/2009~07:00~07:25~25 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~06/07/2009~07:25~07:30~5 Stake Out~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's hidden camera game show that finds out how well kids know their mates. The sneaky peek cameras are on holiday in Hastings, covering Bradley's every move. Measuring toilet roll is all in a day's work on Stake Out, but if Bradley's mates get the measure of him, they will skip away with prizes.~false~06/07/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Mortified~~First Child in Space~~Pino Amenta~Marny Kennedy,Dajana Cahill,Luke Erceg,Rachel Blakely,Andrew Blackman~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy series about Taylor Fry, who feels like a misfit, but deals with the world around her with a little imagination. Taylor discovers that Glenda is going to be teaching 'Healing by Humming' at her school, and is devastated. She decides that there's only one logical way to solve her problems and escape her family. With Hector's help, she begins her campaign to become the first child astronaut.~false~06/07/2009~08:00~08:20~20 Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging Disaster~~Hippos~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A light-hearted look at how to survive the most dangerous situations that Mother Nature can chuck at you.~false~06/07/2009~08:20~08:30~10 Big and Small~~The Gwelf in the Garden~~~Imelda Staunton,Lenny Henry~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of two unlikely friends. Small's favourite night-time story book is about the mischievous Gwelf, who sneaks in gardens and eats turnip sandwiches. One evening the two friends hear a strange noise outside. Small is convinced it is the Gwelf, so they go out to investigate.~false~06/07/2009~08:30~08:40~10 Bob the Builder: Project Build It~~Meet Marjorie~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and friends as they construct a new, ecologically friendly town from scratch. The team is building Farmer Pickles's new factory. Everyone is excited to meet Marjorie, the new manager. Dizzy is full of questions, and Muck teases her. Dizzy resolves to work without asking anything, which leads to health and safety issues. Dizzy decides to ask questions again and the issues are resolved.~false~06/07/2009~08:40~08:50~10 3rd and Bird~~A Chorus for Us!~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Colourful adventures of a group of birds who teach children about social responsibility. Samuel, Muffin and Rudy each make up a silly song. Mrs. Billingsley invites them to perform one song after the adult bird chorus' concert. When the kids can't agree on whose song to sing, Samuel figures out a way to make all three songs into one big song.~false~06/07/2009~08:50~09:05~15 Poetry Pie~~~~Kez Margrie~Amber Warren,Evie Connolly,Mischa Baker,Findlay Smith,Julie Grifo,Emma Halvorsen~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun featuring a cast of animated creatures who act, dance and sing in a magical world of poetry. Featuring hiding fish and a hamster that may really be a dragonfly.~false~06/07/2009~09:05~09:10~5 LazyTown Extra~~One, Two, Ski!~~~Juilianna Rose Mauriello,Magnus Scheving~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Spin-off series in which the LazyTown characters have lots of fun finding out about different sports and activities. Ziggy's UK adventures continue when he joins friends to learn all about skiing. Ziggy discovers that you can slide down a hill without a slide, that to be really good at skiing you need confidence, and that you cannot make skis out of lollipop sticks.~false~06/07/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Mister Maker~~~~Helen Scott~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker makes a pretend pizza, shows how to paint with sand and finds out how to make a badge birthday card in a minute. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle, and watch The Mister Maker Kids make a giant bowl of fruit.~false~06/07/2009~09:25~09:45~20 Harry and Toto~~Fast and Slow~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation with a hare and tortoise who help young children learn about opposites. Harry and Toto decide to play a swapping game. While Harry tries to do everything slowly, Toto rushes around Opposite Town, helped by Carmen the Chicken's energy boosting pizza. Will the two friends understand each other better - or will it be a recipe for disaster?~false~06/07/2009~09:45~09:55~10 Tellytales~~The Baby Buniyp~~Elen Rhys~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Myths, legends and tales from around the world jump off the pages and straight into children's imagination in this innovative mix of animation and live action. Children help create the artwork and play all the characters, creating a fantastic mix of multi-layered pop-up book and magical stage play. Featuring a story inspired by traditional Aboriginal tales from Australia. The Baby Buniyp goes on an exciting adventure.~false~06/07/2009~09:55~10:05~10 Jakers: The Adventures of Piggley Winks~~Wish Upon a Story - Part One~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Porcine adventures with Piggley Winks and friends. Grandpa is feeling a little blue on his birthday, so his young grandpigs decide to try to cheer him up by telling the great storyteller a few stories of their own, describing what life would be like if they were in Tara.~false~06/07/2009~10:05~10:30~25 Yesterday at Wimbledon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~John Inverdale introduces highlights and talking points from the previous day's play at Wimbledon.~false~06/07/2009~10:30~11:30~60 Castle in the Country~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~During the second week of their visit to Scotland, John Craven and Nicki Chapman explore the treasures in and around Mount Stuart on the Island of Bute. Nicki tries her hand at campanology in a remote spot in the Highlands, Paul Atterbury looks at some of Mary Queen of Scots' personal artefacts, and James Martin cooks using the best Scottish beef.~false~06/07/2009~11:30~12:00~30 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Anita Anand are here with the top political stories of the day.~false~06/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~06/07/2009~12:30~13:00~30 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Stories from Longleat Safari Park with Ben Fogle and Kate Humble. Kate has her hands full with three royal pythons, the monkeys get a deluxe feeding post, Ben takes one of the park's boats for a spin round gorilla island, and a newborn pygmy goat has to fight to survive.~false~06/07/2009~13:00~14:00~60 Axe the Agent?~~~~Ruppert Gabriel~Lindsey Dawson~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Property series following two homeowners who have decided to go it alone and sell their home without going through an estate agent, helped by property developer Gary McCausland and former estate agent Jonny Benarr. Joe Nevin in Northampton and Maggie Mitchell in Stevenage have decided to try and sell their properties on their own. But will Joe's culinary skills make people hungry to buy his home, and how will camera-novice Maggie cope with producing a virtual tour?~false~06/07/2009~14:00~15:00~60 Murder, She Wrote~~The Dark Side of the Door~~~Angela Lansbury,Richard Beymer,Tracy Midden,Marcia Strassman,Richard Libertini,Meg Foster~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Murder mystery series featuring sleuthing scribe Jessica Fletcher. A young publishing house editor becomes convinced that a new manuscript chronicles an unsolved kidnapping ordeal she endured 11 years earlier. But when she accuses the author of abducting her, he is later found dead in his hotel suite.~false~06/07/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Barnsley~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Barnsley is the home to this edition of Flog It. Valuing the heirlooms and antiques are experts Michael Baggott and Philip Serrell, while presenter Paul Martin pays a visit to local artist Graham Ibbeson to find out more about his unique sculptures.~false~06/07/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Television's top consumer experts are put to the test. Two of television's best known antiques experts - Eric Knowles and Jonty Hearnden - are pitted against each other at an antiques auction, where they must spend 1,000 pounds of their own money purchasing the items that they think will make them the most profit. They then have to sell their purchases with the aim of making as much money as possible, testing their knowledge and expertise to the limit. There can be only one winner.~false~06/07/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~East Sussex~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Home relocation series. Alistair Appleton travels to East Sussex to help John and Jean Bates from Norwood, who are trying to find the perfect house for their escape to the country. John is looking forward to country life but Jean is not so sure ? will Alistair manage to find something to keep them both happy?~false~06/07/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the formidable Eggheads.~false~06/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds~~Rakie Ayola v Charles Dale~~Barry Hecker~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~ Holby City's Rakie Ayola and Casualty's Charles Dale hunt for bargains in West Sussex.~false~06/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Nigella Express~~Speedy Gonzales~~Dominic Cyriax~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Nigella cooks Latin-influenced food the express way. Recipes include a standby sweetcorn chowder topped with toasted tortilla chips for a late-night treat, a quesadilla, and a dinner of 'Roqualmole' (Roquefort and guacamole) dip served with a cool cured fish ceviche, and margarita ice cream.~false~06/07/2009~19:00~19:30~30 RHS Hampton Court Flower Show 2009~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Gardening~Joe Swift and Rachel de Thame present a preview of the Hampton Court Palace Flower Show run by the Royal Horticultural Society. The show celebrates 500 years since Henry VIII's accession to the throne with gardens designed for each of his wives. A special feature, The Conceptual Gardens, sparks controversy between plant purists and art lovers, and all the beauty of the season's top blooms is displayed to its best advantage in the show's largest ever Floral Marquee.~false~06/07/2009~19:30~20:00~30 University Challenge~~~~Tracey Rooney~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~The last series was a corker, thanks to the staggering intellect of Gail Trimble who helped her team from Corpus Christi College, Oxford, bulldoze its way to victory in a terrific final against Manchester University. Of course, everything fell apart within days when it emerged that a Corpus Christi team member wasn't a student at the time of filming. Thus the rules were broken, the college was stripped of its title (which went to the runners-up), and the august quiz show was mired in scandal. This was a pity, as the whole farrago marred what had been a gripping series, so here's hoping all will go smoothly this time around and we can get back to normal. Jeremy "Come on! Come on!" Paxman is, as usual, asking the questions and the teams in the opening round are from Christ's College, Cambridge and Warwick University. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham ~true~06/07/2009~20:00~20:30~30 What To Eat Now~~1/6~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~The genial and endearing Valentine Warner is posh, so when it comes to barbecuing, you can be sure that he's not a man who'd be content with cremated burgers on charcoal briquettes. No, the Bertie Wooster of TV chefs is more a lightly scorched courgettes and chanterelle mushrooms man. Or how about lamb's liver? Or pineapple? Or lobster? In a bizarre sequence, Warner visits a "lobster whisperer", who teaches him how to hypnotise the creature so it's in a Zen-like trance when Warner goes in for the kill. But the best-looking dish is the fabulous beef from cattle grazing on common land around Cambridge that Warner rustles up for a local rowing team. Yum. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham ~true~06/07/2009~20:30~21:00~30 The Supersizers Eat... The French Revolution~~4/6~~Hugo Macgregor~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The format is starting to wear thin as we reach the French Revolution, with Sue Perkins and Giles Coren donning powdered wigs to stuff their faces as Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette. Certainly seeing Coren shovel endless greasy handfuls of meat into his mouth has a limited appeal, as does watching the two stars doing little more than larking about in silly costumes. There are interesting bits, though, like learning that Marie Antoinette was a domestic plumbing pioneer who loved taking regular baths filled with what amounted to muesli (nuts, seeds and whatnot). And the lavish contemporary menus are fascinating; it's easy to see why the peasants revolted - eggs in orange flower water, anyone? Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham ~true~06/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire~~5/5 - The Thrilla in the Villa~~Alex Hardcastle~Kröd Mändoon*Sean Maguire|Dongalor*Matt Lucas|Aneka*India de Beaufort|Zezelryck*Kevin Hart|Grimshank*John Rhys-Davies|Loquasto*Steve Spiers|Bruce*Marques Ray|Barnabus*Alex MacQueen|Ralph Longshaft*James Murray|Arcadius*Roger Allam|Homunculo*Tony Bignell|Anges Grimshank*Janine Duvistski~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Fantasy comedy series. Krod and the gang learn they have been pawns in a conspiracy and try to save the resistance by deactivating the Eye of Gulga Grymna before it is too late.~false~06/07/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Emily Maitlis.~false~06/07/2009~22:30~23:20~50 The Wire~~7/12 - Back Burners~~Tim van Patten~Det Jimmy McNulty*Dominic West|Det Shakima Greggs*Sonja Sohn|Lt Cedric Daniels*Lance Reddick|Det Lester Freamon*Clarke Peters|Maj Howard "Bunny" Colvin*Robert Wisdom|Det William "Bunk" Moreland*Wendell Pierce|Det Thomas "Herc" Hauk*Domenick Lombardozzi|Det Ellis Carver*Seth Gilliam|Russell "Stringer" Bell*Idris Elba|Avon Barksdale*Wood Harris|Marlo Stanfield*Jamie Hector~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Critically acclaimed drama series about drug dealers in West Baltimore and the police investigating them. Herc is suprised to discover a blast from his past. Stringer is furious to find out that Brianna wants to contact McNulty about her son D'Angelo's death. Greggs has home problems. Colvin is forced to explain his 'Amsterdam' scheme to the detail. Freamon finds a way to use a cell phone to find out more about Barksdale's corporation. Omar has an itch he just can't scratch.~false~06/07/2009~23:20~00:15~55 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~07/07/2009~00:15~04:00~225 Deutsch Plus 1-8~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Drama set in the busy television studios of Deutschland Plus - a German language soap opera made especially for beginners.~false~07/07/2009~04:00~06:00~120 Tikkabilla~~Opposites, Ducks, Recorder and Seashore~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool magazine programme with songs, rhymes, surprise guests and things to make. Paul, Beverley and Tamba learn about opposites, the seashore, and making a musical instrument.~false~07/07/2009~06:00~06:30~30 Teletubbies~~Rolling~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun, fantasy and education. Noo-Noo tidies up Laa-Laa's ball. The Teletubbies watch children rolling things up and down a hill. The animals are on the march through Teletubbyland.~false~07/07/2009~06:30~07:00~30 Maya and Miguel~~Tito's Mexica Vacation~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Ten-year-old bilingual twins Maya and Miguel Santos are convinced that there is nothing they can't do, fix or improve for their family and friends. Ultimately, Maya's well-intended meddling in her family's and friends' lives leads her to create new quandaries to fix. Maya's cousin Tito is homesick for Mexico. Maya's attempt to cheer him up with all things Mexican fails, but it does makes him realise he can be happy where he is.~false~07/07/2009~07:00~07:25~25 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~07/07/2009~07:25~07:30~5 Stake Out~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's hidden camera game show that finds out how well kids know their mates. The Prince of Askabar visits Edinburgh, but will Nick realise that he is a Stake Out actor? If he does, he and his pals will lose a trolleyload of prizes.~false~07/07/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Mortified~~The Family Tree~~Pino Amenta~Marny Kennedy,Dajana Cahill,Luke Erceg,Rachel Blakely,Andrew Blackman~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy series about Taylor Fry, who feels like a misfit, but deals with the world around her with a little imagination. Taylor has to do an assignment on an ancestor or relative, but everyone she can think of is far too embarrassing. When the Fry family receives a visit from their Great Aunt Ally, Taylor thinks the universe is smiling on her at last. However, she quickly realises that Great Aunt Ally is an eccentric, and her hopes are dashed - until the kooky old woman teaches her a valuable lesson.~false~07/07/2009~08:00~08:20~20 Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging Disaster~~Wild Dogs~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A light-hearted look at how to survive the most dangerous situations that Mother Nature can chuck at you.~false~07/07/2009~08:20~08:30~10 Big and Small~~Something Is Missing~~~Lenny Henry,Imelda Staunton~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The comic adventures of two unlikely best friends. When Big wakes up one morning and thinks there is something missing from his house, the last thing he expects is for Small to knock on his door. An excited Big shows Small the garden swing that is hanging from the apple tree. But zooming through the air is not a lot of fun for Small, who ends up with a smooshed nose. As Small races round the living room in a model car, Big finally realises what is missing from his house.~false~07/07/2009~08:30~08:40~10 Bob the Builder: Project Build It~~Muck's Mud Hut~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and all his friends as they construct a new, ecologically friendly town from scratch. Bob and the team are building a special flat-packed eco-home for Marjorie. Muck and Benny go off exploring with Spud. The trio find a river bank full of mud and Muck decides to build a mud hut. They are soon having a huge mud fight! Muck picks up so much mud that the riverbank bursts, flooding Marjorie's tent. This teaches Muck an important lesson.~false~07/07/2009~08:40~08:50~10 3rd and Bird~~To Play or Not to Play!~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Colourful adventures of a group of birds who teach children about social responsibility. Samuel and Rudy are playing, but they can't agree on what to do. Mr Beakman tells them that there must be something they both like. Muffin leads Rudy and Samuel to Missy's house where everyone agrees on dressing up!~false~07/07/2009~08:50~09:05~15 Poetry Pie~~~~Kez Margrie~Charlie Kenyon,Evie Connolly,Mischa Baker,Julie Grifo,Emma Halvorsen,Elanor Sims~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun featuring a cast of animated creatures who act, dance and sing in a magical world of poetry. Poor old Pinkasaurus can never play hide-and-seek. Also, lessons on how to catch a star and a visit to the funniest zoo in the world.~false~07/07/2009~09:05~09:10~5 LazyTown Extra~~Goal~~~Juilianna Rose Mauriello,Magnus Scheving~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A spin-off series in which the LazyTown characters have fun finding out about different sports and activities. Ziggy's UK adventures get off to a flying start when he joins his friends on the football field to learn about their favourite game. Meanwhile, Sportacus gets energetic as he introduces his exercise of the day, and Stephanie and her friends are on the move as they show how to do the PlayTime dance.~false~07/07/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Mister Maker~~~~Helen Scott~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker uses plastic containers to make funny monster faces, shows how to build a pipe cleaner mouse in under a minute and finds out how to create hilarious gloopy glue bugs. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle and watch The Mister Maker Kids build a brilliant police car.~false~07/07/2009~09:25~09:45~20 Harry and Toto~~Over and Under~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation with a hare and tortoise who help young children learn about opposites. Opposite Town's traffic is in a jam so a new underground railway is under construction. Harry can't resist a peek at the building site, despite PC Barry the Bear's warnings. Harry soon finds out that rules are there for a reason - a lesson PC Barry makes sure he learns. So while Toto goes under the ground for a trip on the train, Harry remains over the ground, on his own.~false~07/07/2009~09:45~09:55~10 Tellytales~~The Golden Duck~~Elen Rhys~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Myths, legends and tales from around the world jump off the pages and straight into children's imagination in this innovative mix of animation and live action. Children help create the artwork and play all the characters, creating a fantastic mix of multi-layered pop-up book and magical stage play. Featuring a traditional story from Warsaw, Poland, about Lutek, a poor shoemaker who has a rather surprising adventure in store.~false~07/07/2009~09:55~10:05~10 Jakers: The Adventures of Piggley Winks~~Wish Upon a Story - Part Two~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Porcine adventures with Piggley Winks and friends. Uncle Ferny arrives with a surprise for Grandpa Piggley from the past.~false~07/07/2009~10:05~10:35~30 In the Night Garden~~Waving From the Ninky Nonk~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read stories. Igglepiggle is taking a ride on the Ninky Nonk. Upsy Daisy gets on too, and she and Igglepiggle wave to each other from their different carriages. The Ninky Nonk travels around the garden and soon everybody is on board. The Tombliboos and Makka Pakka wave to Upsy Daisy and Igglepiggle. Even the teeny tiny Pontipines are waving to their neighbours the Wottingers. Everybody loves waving.~false~07/07/2009~10:35~11:05~30 The Flintstones~~Carry On, Nurse Fred~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Prehistoric capers. The baby nurse arrives and upsets Fred's efforts to ensure peace and quiet.~false~07/07/2009~11:05~11:30~25 Castle in the Country~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~During the second week of their visit to Scotland, John Craven and Nicki Chapman explore the treasures in and around Mount Stuart on the Island of Bute. John hears of some rare documents that might change our view of British history, James Martin whisks up a cheese souffle, and Diana Moran learns how to make jewellery from flotsam and jetsam.~false~07/07/2009~11:30~12:00~30 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Anita Anand are here with the top political stories of the day.~false~07/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~07/07/2009~12:30~13:00~30 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Stories from Longleat Safari Park with Ben Fogle and Kate Humble. Kate bravely goes down to Wolf Wood to get food for the tortoises. Meanwhile, Ben puts out some super-sized cat toys for the lions, and all eyes are on Meerkat Mountain as some babies are imminent.~false~07/07/2009~13:00~14:00~60 Axe the Agent?~~~~Ruppert Gabriel~Lindsey Dawson~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Property series. This programme follows two homeowners who have decided to go it alone and sell their home without going through an estate agent. The experts, property developer Gary McCausland and former estate agent Jonny Benarr, put the homeowners through their paces to help them achieve that elusive sale. The Careys try to sell their converted barn at a day at the races, and rocking-horse enthusiasts the Ashlees try to attract visitors at an antiques fair to their chapel conversion.~false~07/07/2009~14:00~15:00~60 Murder, She Wrote~~Murder among Friends~~~Angela Lansbury,Cindy Katz,John Terlesky,Barbara Alyn Woods,Allison Smith~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Murder mystery series. On a trip to Hollywood, Jessica investigates when the producer of a hit TV comedy series is murdered just before she announces which of the show's six lead characters is to be killed off to cut costs.~false~07/07/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Northampton~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Mark Stacey and James Lewis value items in Northampton. Presenter Paul Martin steps out to discover how footwear company Crockett and Jones make their fabulous boots and shoes.~false~07/07/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Television's top consumer experts are put to the test. Two of television's best known antiques experts - Eric Knowles and Jonty Hearnden - are pitted against each other at a car boot sale, where they must spend 250 pounds of their own money purchasing the items that they think will make them the most profit. They then have to sell their purchases with the aim of making as much money as possible, testing their knowledge and expertise to the limit. There can be only one winner.~false~07/07/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~Hampshire~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Home relocation series. Melissa Porter helps Noreen and Danny French try and find the perfect property for their escape to the country. Danny is an air traffic controller and is due to make the move to the new centre at Swanwick near Southampton, so the couple are keen to find a village home nearby. With a new baby on the way, the pressure is on.~false~07/07/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the formidable Eggheads.~false~07/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds~~Helen Lederer and Bobby Davro~~Cathy Clarke~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~It is the turn of the funny guys as comedienne Helen Lederer, star of such hit series as Absolutely Fabulous and Naked Video, takes on comedian, impersonator and EastEnders actor Bobby Davro. Helen is accompanied in her search for bargains by her big sister Jan, while Bobby shops with his partner Vicky. Presenter Tim Wonnacott talks to Helen about wine collectables and uncovers Bobby's interest in fishing.~false~07/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 On Thin Ice~~2/5~~Alexis Girardet~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~If you've been wondering why the introductory voiceover to this series is so coy referring to a "third teammate" rather than mentioning Jonny Lee Miller by name, the reason now becomes clear. In May 2008, after several months of training with Ben Fogle and James Cracknell, the actor had to bow out of their bid to race to the South Pole because of work commitments. It means they needed to find a replacement and most of this episode is given over to their search. After advertising and whittling the replies down to 40, they put the candidates through a rigorous selection process. For Ed Coats, the young, lantern-jawed doctor they choose to join them, there's a great deal of training and bonding to do in the months ahead. For Ben, it's more about recuperation as he comes down with what we now know was a potentially lethal disease caused by a South American flesh-eating bug. But it's not the illness that makes him break down in tears. Radio Times reviewer - Jane Rackham ~true~07/07/2009~19:00~20:00~60 The Great British Foreign Holiday~~~~~Mark Benton~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Mark Benton narrates a clip show looking at the Brits when they go abroad, somewhere he claims to be 'far away - outlandish, exotic and scary. Frankly, we're terrified of it.'.~false~07/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Girl with a Pearl Earring~~~2003~Peter Webber~Johannes Vermeer*Colin Firth|Griet*Scarlett Johansson|Van Ruijven*Tom Wilkinson|Maria Thins*Judy Parfitt|Pieter*Cillian Murphy|Catharina Vermeer*Essie Davis|Tanneke*Joanna Scanlan|Cornelia Vermeer*Alakina Mann|Griet's father*Chris McHallem|Griet's mother*Gabrielle Reidy|Maertge*Anna Popplewell~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~4~12~Film~British director Peter Webber makes an astonishing feature debut with this ravishing period drama. Based on a bestselling novel by Tracy Chevalier, it's a fictionalised reconstruction of the story behind 17th-century Dutch master Johannes Vermeer's celebrated painting Girl with a Pearl Earring. Following her outstanding turn in Lost in Translation, Scarlett Johansson cements her golden girl status with a heartbreakingly brilliant portrayal of Vermeer's housemaid and eventual muse. Inadvertently drawn to the secretive artist (a brooding Colin Firth), she finds head and heart colliding to costly effect. Though a work of fiction, the exquisite tale feels authentic thanks to the strong central performances and a naturalistic script that avoids tawdry melodrama. Instead, the film's considerable emotional and erotic power comes from expectation and electric flashes of intimacy, with one look from Johansson enough to convey a thousand words. The cinematography is equally intoxicating, transforming every detailed frame into a richly coloured tableau vivant, while Alexandre Desplat's beautiful score adds extra intensity. ~true~07/07/2009~21:00~22:30~90 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Emily Maitlis.~false~07/07/2009~22:30~23:20~50 The Wire~~8/12 - Moral Midgetry~~Agnieszka Holland~Jamie Hector,Wood Harris,Idris Elba,Aiden Gillen,Robert Wisdom,Isiah Whitlock Jr.~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Critically acclaimed drama series about drug dealers in West Baltimore and the police investigating them. While Colvin begins to see the benefits of his Amsterdam plan, the Deacon points out deficiencies. The Western District cops weigh up its merits and their loyalty. Greggs and McNulty go on a road trip after a tip-off from Prez. State Senator Clay Davis attempts to appease Stringer.~false~07/07/2009~23:20~00:20~60 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~08/07/2009~00:20~04:00~220 Deutsch Plus 9 - 16~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Continuing the drama set in the busy television studios of Deutschland Plus - a German language soap opera made especially for beginners.~false~08/07/2009~04:00~06:00~120 Tikkabilla~~Head to Toe~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, and things to make. Today in the Tikkabilla House, Simon, Lorna and Tamba look at dressing up and clown hats, and visit the Higgledy House.~false~08/07/2009~06:00~06:30~30 Teletubbies~~Swimming with Stephanie~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies have fun falling over, and a fluffy cloud causes trouble when it floats inside their house.~false~08/07/2009~06:30~07:00~30 Maya and Miguel~~Prince Tito~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Ten-year-old bilingual twins Maya and Miguel Santos are convinced that there is nothing they can't do, fix, improve or invent for their family and friends. To help Tito overcome his stage fright, Maya convinces him to audition for a play called The Doubtful Prince. When the director casts Tito in the lead and Maya in a bit part, Tito is bound for stardom, but only if Maya can find a way to keep him from freezing up.~false~08/07/2009~07:00~07:25~25 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~08/07/2009~07:25~07:30~5 Stake Out~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's hidden camera game show that finds out how well kids know their mates. Eyes to the skies and ears to the ground in Newcastle, because the Stake Out hit squad are in Toon to cause trouble for Jonathan and his mates.~false~08/07/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Mortified~~Divorce Camp~~Pino Amenta~Marny Kennedy,Dajana Cahill,Luke Erceg,Rachel Blakely,Andrew Blackman~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy about Taylor Fry, who feels like a misfit, but deals with the world around her with a little imagination. Taylor overhears her parents arguing and becomes paranoid that they are getting a divorce. At school camp, Taylor convinces herself that there is something going on between her mother and her teacher, Mr Frankel. She sabotages every activity in an effort to keep them apart, but as one thing leads to another, Taylor finds herself lost in the bush.~false~08/07/2009~08:00~08:20~20 Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging Disaster~~Ants~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A light-hearted look at how to survive the most dangerous situations that Mother Nature can chuck at you.~false~08/07/2009~08:20~08:30~10 Big and Small~~Door for Small~~~Lenny Henry~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The comic adventures of two unlikely best friends. Big decides to help Small by building him a tiny front door, but is confused when Small tells him rather huffily that he liked the big door. Then Big gets stuck in the new door and needs Small's help to get free. He realises this is the first time he has ever asked Small for help, and that he should have asked if Small wanted help with the front door before ploughing ahead. But will Small be able to get him free so they can patch things up?~false~08/07/2009~08:30~08:40~10 Bob the Builder: Project Build It~~Wendy's Party Plan~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and all his friends as they construct a new, ecologically friendly town from scratch. The team are building Sunflower Valley's first geodesic dome. As Wendy has organised the dome and knows how it all fits together, Bob suggests that she should take charge. However, he doesn't know that she is also planning his surprise party! It all gets too much, and Wendy realises she has to delegate some responsibility. Both the party and the dome are great successes.~false~08/07/2009~08:40~08:50~10 3rd and Bird~~Muffin Express~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Colourful adventures of a group of birds who teach children about social responsibility. Mr Beakman is building a train set, the Sunset Express. Muffin tries to help but she makes things worse. Luckily, it is all sorted out before Mr Beakman returns and Muffin gets to ride around in the train.~false~08/07/2009~08:50~09:05~15 Poetry Pie~~~~Kez Margrie~Findlay Smith,Evie Connolly,Mischa Baker,Julie Grifo,Emma Halvorsen,Elanor Sims~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pre-school fun featuring a cast of animated creatures who act, dance and sing in a magical world of poetry. In this episode, a search for beetles, flying hovercrafts, and worms that are let loose in the playground.~false~08/07/2009~09:05~09:10~5 LazyTown Extra~~I Love Sports Candy~~~Juilianna Rose Mauriello,Magnus Scheving~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A spin-off series in which theLazyTown characters have fun finding out about different sports and activities. The LazyTown gang find out about sweet and juicy sports candy, while Ziggy's UK adventures continue when he joins friends at a fruit farm to learn about fruit picking.~false~08/07/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Mister Maker~~~~Helen Scott~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker makes a hilarious woolly spider, shows how to transform tin foil into a terrific picture and creates a toothbrush holder whale in a minute. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle and watch 'The Mister Maker Kids' build a wonderful watering can.~false~08/07/2009~09:25~09:45~20 Harry and Toto~~Win and Lose~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation. Harry and Toto are a hare and tortoise who help young children learn about opposites. Harry learns that fast isn't always best.~false~08/07/2009~09:45~09:55~10 Tellytales~~The Palace of the Seals~~Elen Rhys~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Myths, legends and tales from around the world jump off the pages and straight into children's imagination in this innovative mix of animation and live action. Children help create the artwork and play all the characters, creating a fantastic mix of multi-layered pop-up book and magical stage play. Featuring a traditional tale from the coast of North Scotland. Ronan the fisherman has quite a surprise in store when he visits a rather unusual palace.~false~08/07/2009~09:55~10:05~10 Jakers: The Adventures of Piggley Winks~~Creepy Cabbages of County Galway~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Porcine adventures with Piggley Winks and friends. Piggley has a bad dream after listening to a radio show he was told he was too young for.~false~08/07/2009~10:05~10:30~25 In the Night Garden~~Where Did Makka Pakka's Sponge Go?~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read stories. Makka Pakka is walking in the garden when he comes across some stones which he decides to clean. Mind the small stone Makka Pakka, whoops! Makka Pakka trips over a stone and his sponge flies off straight into Upsy Daisy's megaphone, what a funny noise! Now Makka Pakka must get his sponge back.~false~08/07/2009~10:30~11:00~30 Alien Empire~~Replicators~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~A journey to the heart of the insect empire. This edition focuses on reproduction. Even the tiniest insect can find a mate by using powerful chemicals or a song loud enough to carry a long distance. If all their offspring were to survive, one pair of flies could produce a ball of maggots as big as the earth within a year.~false~08/07/2009~11:00~11:30~30 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Anita Anand are here to cover Prime Minister's Questions and the top political stories of the day.~false~08/07/2009~11:30~13:00~90 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Ben Fogle and Kate Humble explore life behind the scenes at Longleat Estate and Safari Park. There's mayhem in the aviary when the spoonbills go to war. The playful Longleat lions have a new rope toy, but will it last longer than the previous one? Kate pays a visit to some of the most intelligent rats in the world.~false~08/07/2009~13:00~13:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~08/07/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Axe the Agent?~~~~Dani Carlaw~Lindsey Dawson~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Property series following two homeowners trying to sell their home without an estate agent. Property developer Gary McCausland and former estate agent Jonny Benarr put the homeowners through their paces to help them achieve that elusive sale. Kay Digby in Shropshire and the Snowdens from Maidenhead are desperate to sell their homes. The Snowdens go back to school to take a lesson in marketing, while Kay hopes her attempts to sell her home will not send her on a merry dance.~false~08/07/2009~14:00~15:00~60 Murder, She Wrote~~Something Foul in Flappieville~~~Angela Lansbury,Alan Fudge,Richardson Morse,Bryan Cranston~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Another murder mystery for the sleuthing scribe. A character created by Jessica for a children's story becomes the puppet star of a children's TV show - and a killer.~false~08/07/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Swindon~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Paul Martin and the Flog It team steam in to Swindon to value the public's antiques with help from experts David Barby and Will Axon. Paul takes time out to explore the Science Museum's oversized store in neighbouring Wroughton.~false~08/07/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Television's top consumer experts are put to the test. Two of television's best known antiques experts - Eric Knowles and Jonty Hearnden - are pitted against each other at a French antiques market, where they must spend 500 pounds of their own money purchasing the items that they think will make them the most profit. They then have to sell their purchases with the aim of making as much money as possible, testing their knowledge and expertise to the limit. There can be only one winner.~false~08/07/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~Carmarthenshire~~~Amanda Lowe~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Home relocation series. Allan and Susan Sneller are being shown a selection of country houses by Jules Hudson in Carmarthenshire, South Wales. The couple are keen to quit the rat race of the South East for a more relaxed life in South Wales, but can Jules find something to tempt them?~false~08/07/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the formidable Eggheads.~false~08/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds~~Lembit Opik MP and Edwina Currie~~Ben Brewster~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Political heavyweights Edwina Currie and Lembit Opik use all their debating, deliberating, and dealing skills when they take on each other at an auction house. Edwina, a former Tory MP is helped in her search for bargains by her husband, John Jones, while Lib Dem frontbencher Lembit is partnered by his mother Liivi. They find their items at an antiques fair in Ardingly, with the help of antiques experts James Lewis and Anita Manning. Presented by Tim Wonnacott.~false~08/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 The Culture Show~~1/8 - Manchester International Festival~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The Culture Show captures the best of the 2009 Manchester International Festival and looks at the collaboration between film-maker Adam Curtis, theatre company Punchdrunk, and Damon Albarn. Lauren Laverne talks to Elbow's Guy Garvey. Also, an interview with Kraftwerk's Ralf Hutter, and a panel of cultural critics discuss the festival's highlights. Plus Mark Kermode and Simon Mayo bring a new recurring strand to the Culture Show - Film Club, with a lively mix of banter and audience participation.~false~08/07/2009~19:00~19:50~50 Puffin Island~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Every summer, thousands of Atlantic puffins congregate on Skomer Island to breed. Over the course of a summer, we follow their adventures on this enchanting island.~false~08/07/2009~19:50~20:00~10 Top Gear~~3/7~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Motoring news and views. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May confront the credit crunch head on as they attempt to find three sensibly priced small cars that won't make you miserable, a process that involves haranguing bankers, harnessing large dogs, and almost getting arrested. Plus, James meets American stunt driving legend Ken Block, Jeremy tests the mildly insane Mercedes SL Black on the track, and Michael McIntyre is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.~false~08/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Taking the Flak~~1/7 - Bigfooting~~Jon Rolph,Adam Miller~Harry Chambers*Bruce Mackinnon|David Bradburn*Martin Jarvis|Margaret Hollis*Joanna Brookes|Jane Thomason*Doon Mackichan|Joyful Sifuri*Kobna Holdbrook-Smith|Jack*Lloyd Owen|Nigel Bagwell*Mackenzie Crook|Grace*Lydiah Gitachu|Samantha*Lucy Chalkley|Bill Turnbull*Himself|Sian Williams*Herself|George Alagiah*Himself~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~"This ancient country, 38 times the size of Wales, is in desperate need." So begins BBC correspondent Harry Chambers' piece to camera from a central African republic at the start of this spoof on foreign news reporting. "It wouldn't take much to make a difference here," he adds, "A visit by Angelina Jolie or Fearne Cotton...perhaps even a simple, one-off drama by Richard Curtis." It's one of the better jokes in what turns out to be a rambling farce set under African skies - imagine Drop the Dead Donkey crossed with Evelyn Waugh's Scoop. Martin Jarvis is enjoyable as a John Simpson-style foreign editor who flies in to take over any story when it gets big enough, treading on the toes of local stringers like Harry. But Jarvis and the rest of the cast have to fight with a script that wobbles alarmingly. A running joke about a plump female reporter's troubled bowels is about as unfunny as comedy gets. There's a great satire to be made deconstructing the foibles of the news machine. Sadly, this isn't it. Radio Times reviewer - David Butcher ~true~08/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Supersave Me~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~A financial journalist called Merryn Somerset Webb takes us on a timely tour of the options available for parking our savings in the middle of a recession. If you're hoping she might point us towards a deposit account paying 15 per cent AER, think again: the advice here is along the lines of "spread your risks". Merryn talks to savers who take different approaches. My favourite is the retired fireman who sinks a third of his savings into a vintage Ferrari, by far the most photogenic investment here, but the programme is at pains to point out that "exotic" investments are something of a gamble. Meanwhile, a man in big red braces whose office overlooks the Gherkin talks about how "Investment is not about punting on stocks and shares. That's the financial version of...", and at this point he tries to say "the 2.30 at Newmarket" but it sounds more like "the thoo-nirty at Twomarket". But I think we get the point. Radio Times reviewer - David Butcher ~true~08/07/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Emily Maitlis.~false~08/07/2009~22:30~23:20~50 The Wire~~9/12 - Slapstick~~Alex Zakrzewski~Chad Coleman,Wood Harris,Idris Elba,Aiden Gillen,Robert Wisdom,Christopher Mann~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Critically acclaimed drama series about drug dealers in West Baltimore and the police investigating them. There's disapproval on the corners when a long standing agreement not to shoot people on Sundays is violated. Brianna seeks answers from Avon and Stringer. Pearlman and Daniels confront a unhelpful cell phone company over wiretap orders. A murder in Amsterdam presents new challenges and further divides the Western District troops and their allegiance to Colvin.~false~08/07/2009~23:20~00:20~60 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~09/07/2009~00:20~04:00~220 Deutsch Plus 17-20~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Education~Concluding the drama set in the busy television studios of Deutschland Plus - a German language soap opera made especially for beginners.~false~09/07/2009~04:00~05:00~60 Deutsch Plus II~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Education~German for intermediate learners.~false~09/07/2009~05:00~06:00~60 Tikkabilla~~Bedtime, Feely and Teapot~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, and things to make. Beverley, Justin and Tamba look at teapots, seaside and animal skins.~false~09/07/2009~06:00~06:30~30 Teletubbies~~Yellow Cow~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pre-school fun, fantasy and education. It's time for toast in Teletubbyland. The Teletubbies and a group of children see Tamzin Griffin pretend to be Funny Lady and tell the story of the Yellow Cow. A voice trumpet brings a message for Laa-Laa and the dancing bear appears in Teletubbyland.~false~09/07/2009~06:30~07:00~30 Maya and Miguel~~The Bully and the Bunny~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Ten-year-old bilingual twins Maya and Miguel Santos are convinced that there is nothing they can't do, fix, improve or invent for their family and friends. A hulking new kid named Jimmy McCorkle moves in across the street and appears to bully everyone around. Maya, however, is not so certain he is bad. When Jimmy buys the twins' favorite bunny rabbit from the pet shop, Maya decides they have to find out once and for all whether Jimmy is a bully or just misunderstood.~false~09/07/2009~07:00~07:25~25 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~09/07/2009~07:25~07:30~5 Stake Out~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's hidden camera game show that finds out how well kids know their mates. It's Liverpool's turn to come under the all-seeing gaze of the Stake Out sneaky-peek cameras. Will Tom fall for the mug test, and will his mates be able to predict what he'll do?~false~09/07/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Mortified~~Taylor Gets a Job~~Pino Amenta~Marny Kennedy,Dajana Cahill,Luke Erceg,Rachel Blakely,Andrew Blackman~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy. Taylor Fry feels like a misfit, but deals with the world around her with a little imagination. All Taylor's friends have mobile phones, and she feels left out. She decides she will get a job and save for a phone herself. The job of pet-sitting Mystic Marj's cats turns out to be somewhat less simple than she had anticipated, as the unruly cats take over Taylor's bedroom and run riot.~false~09/07/2009~08:00~08:20~20 Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging Disaster~~Tornadoes~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A light-hearted look at how to survive the most dangerous situations that Mother Nature can chuck at you.~false~09/07/2009~08:20~08:30~10 Big and Small~~Fish Wish~~~Lenny Henry,Imelda Staunton~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of two unlikely best friends. Small sees a fish in the garden pond and wants to put it in a bowl for a house pet, but Big thinks fish are better left in the water. Small finds the fish but is suddenly dragged and yanked through the water by what must be one ferocious aquatic animal.~false~09/07/2009~08:30~08:40~10 Bob the Builder: Project Build It~~Scrambler in the Doghouse~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and friends as they construct a new, ecologically friendly town from scratch. Farmer Pickles asks Bob if he will put together Scruffty's new kennel, and Bob agrees. Scrambler, Spud and Scruffty see a beaver's dam and are impressed by how it is built. A misadventure with a jump smashes the kennel materials, but effective recycling sees Scruffty's kennel constructed from a wide selection of materials - just like the beaver's dam.~false~09/07/2009~08:40~08:50~10 3rd and Bird~~The Rudy Show~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Colourful adventures of a group of birds who teach children about social responsibility. Rudy, Samuel and Muffin invite the whole town to see the Rudy Show. But when they arrive at the theatre, they find a big branch has fallen on the stage. Will the kids be able to fix the stage in time for Rudy's performance?~false~09/07/2009~08:50~09:05~15 Poetry Pie~~~~Kez Margrie~Charlie Kenyon,Evie Connolly,Findlay Smith,Amber Warren,Julie Grifo,Emma Halvorsen~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pre-school fun featuring a cast of animated creatures who act, dance and sing in a magical world of poetry. The dinosaurs are having a ball, and the worms have been naughty again.~false~09/07/2009~09:05~09:10~5 LazyTown Extra~~Ready Set Go!~~~Juilianna Rose Mauriello,Magnus Scheving~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A spin off series in which the LazyTown characters have lots of fun finding out about different sports and activities. Ziggy's UK adventures continue when he joins friends at the sports track to learn all about running. Meanwhile, the race is on for everyone in LazyTown. Sportacus accepts a challenge from Pixel to run around LazyTown in less than ten seconds. Can he do it?~false~09/07/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Mister Maker~~~~Helen Scott~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker shows how to paint a prickly picture, creates spongy cards using kitchen sponges and builds a brilliant bowl dinosaur using newspaper and an old plastic bowl. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle and watch 'The Mister Maker Kids' build a circus tent.~false~09/07/2009~09:25~09:45~20 Harry and Toto~~High and Low~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation. Harry and Toto are a hare and tortoise who help young children learn about opposites. It's a windy day in Opposite Town and there are lots of things blowing about, including PC Barry the Bear's hat. Harry and Toto think it's a perfect day for kite flying.~false~09/07/2009~09:45~09:55~10 Tellytales~~The Woodcarver and the Princess~~Elen Rhys~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Myths, legends and tales from around the world jump off the pages and into children's imaginations in a mix of animation and live action. Children help create the artwork and play all the characters, creating a combination of pop-up book and magical stage play. Featuring a traditional tale from the island of Java. Beautiful princess Endah receives some precious gifts and has to decide which one is her favourite.~false~09/07/2009~09:55~10:05~10 Jakers: The Adventures of Piggley Winks~~Judging a Book~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Porcine adventures with Piggley Winks and friends. When Meg is going to watch a DVD rather than read the book it's based on, Grandpa recalls the first time he ever got a book without pictures. As young Piggley reads the story, he imagines himself as the book's hero, Finn McCoul.~false~09/07/2009~10:05~10:35~30 In the Night Garden~~Ninky Nonk Dinner Swap~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read stories.The Pontipines are taking their dinner for a walk in the garden. Here comes the Ninky Nonk. The Pontipines take their dinner aboard the Ninky Nonk. What a lovely dinner - delicious food for Mr and Mrs Pontipine and runny grobbles for the children. The Ninky Nonk takes the Pontipines for a ride round the garden and everybody joins in the dance at the Gazebo.~false~09/07/2009~10:35~11:05~30 The Flintstones~~Ventriloquist Barney~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Prehistoric cartoon capers. When Barney learns how to throw his voice he decides to have some fun and convinces Fred that Pebbles can talk.~false~09/07/2009~11:05~11:30~25 Castle in the Country~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The second week of John Craven and Niki Chapman's visit to Scotland explores the treasures in and around Mount Stuart on the Island of Bute. Nicki takes to the water to get close to some timid Scottish wildlife, James Martin prepares a special dish made with local lamb and Diana Moran tours Bute with a successful painter who is inspired by the highlands.~false~09/07/2009~11:30~12:00~30 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Jo Coburn are here with the top political stories of the day.~false~09/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~09/07/2009~12:30~13:00~30 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Stories from Longleat Safari Park with Ben Fogle and Kate Humble. Four keepers leave Longleat behind and travel to the wilds of Tanzania to work with a legend of African conservation and take part in some vital conservation work. Back at the safari park, Ben and Kate give three hungry new tigers a meat feast.~false~09/07/2009~13:00~14:00~60 Axe the Agent?~~~~~Lindsey Dawson~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Property series following two homeowners trying to sell their home without an estate agent. Property developer Gary McCausland and former estate agent Jonny Benarr put the homeowners through their paces to help them achieve that elusive sale. Deborah Yonge and Sue and Mike Housley are eager to sell their homes. Deborah hopes the allure of chocolate might prove a sweetener to someone looking for a million-pound property, while the Housleys aim for success with their unique eco-home.~false~09/07/2009~14:00~15:00~60 Murder, She Wrote~~Track of a Soldier~~~Angela Lansbury,Wings Hauser,Audrey Landers,Frederic Lehne,Stephen Macht~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Murder mystery drama series. Jessica Fletcher tackles mystery while on holiday at a friend's ranch when a surly visitor who threatened to reveal some scandalous information about her friend is found dead.~false~09/07/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~St Albans~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~St Albans is the location for this show. Experts Mark Stacey and Kate Bliss find some gems while presenter Paul Martin visits the cathedral to get to the root of the city's name.~false~09/07/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Television's top consumer experts are put to the test. Two of television's best known antiques experts - Eric Knowles and Jonty Hearnden - are pitted against each other at a UK antiques market, where they must spend 500 pounds of their own money purchasing the items that they think will make them the most profit. They then have to sell their purchases with the aim of making as much money as possible, testing their knowledge and expertise to the limit. There can be only one winner.~false~09/07/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~Gloucestershire~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Home relocation series. Jules Hudson has four properties arranged for Roy and Clare King to view. The couple currently live in South East Wales and are keen to find a house big enough for their family and horses in the Forest of Dean. Will Jules manage to come up trumps?~false~09/07/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the formidable Eggheads.~false~09/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds~~Keith Chegwin v Sally James~~Tracy Comer~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Former rivals on children's TV Keith Chegwin and Sally James search for bargains at an antiques centre in Chiswick, London. Joined by Keith's friend Steve and Sally's husband Mike, they select items to take to auction in Wandsworth in the hope of making the biggest profit. Tim Wonnacott presents~false~09/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 How the Celts Saved Britain~~A New Civilisation~~Steven Clarke~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Dan Snow blows the lid on the traditional Anglo-centric view of history and reveals how the Irish saved Britain from cultural oblivion during the Dark Ages of 400-800AD. He examines the demise of civilisation in Britain after the collapse of the Roman Empire and looks at how Ireland became the cradle of a new European civilisation.~false~09/07/2009~19:00~20:00~60 RHS Hampton Court Flower Show 2009~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Gardening~Joe Swift and Rachel de Thame are joined by James Wong to give a guided tour of the show. In a cookery special, a signature pizza is created for each of the BBC's main gardening presenters using the showground's Grow Your Own exhibits, and there is a homage to roses in a special festival in the Floral Marquee.~false~09/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Mock the Week~~1/13~~Geraldine Dowd~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Two teams of comedians take a satirical swipe at the news and world events. Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons and special guests Frank Skinner and Gina Yashere.~true~09/07/2009~21:00~21:30~30 That Mitchell and Webb Look~~5/6~~Ben Fuller~David Mitchell,Robert Webb,James Bachman,Mark Evans,Toby Davies,Sarah Hadland~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Comedy sketch show starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb. Features a pair of cellists who want to build an airport; some bad news about toast; a bitter row about pens; and a very saintly man on top of a pole. Plus, there is exciting police drama Bussman and Christmas, featuring an old-school cop with a jumper, a paper hat and a bit of a sherry problem; and the secret behind the futuristic cult of Vectron is revealed.~false~09/07/2009~21:30~22:00~30 Psychoville~~4/7~~Matt Lipsey~Steve Pemberton,Reece Shearsmith,Sam Kisgart,David Smallbone~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~A completely different cup of tea this week. Instead of the usual rogues' gallery, we focus entirely on murderous (and hideous) mother-and-son duo the Sowerbutts (Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton), who are bundling their latest victim into a chest as we meet them. But hang on, this looks different, too. Instead of the usual gothic style, we have a simple, stagey approach: one room, a single shot with no (visible) edits. Yes, what we have here is Psychoville's very own tribute to Alfred Hitchcock's Rope. It's an ambitious idea and it's slickly done, with the expected touches of the surreal. As they try to get over the unpleasantness of the murder, the pair put "the cheering-up tape" on - an upbeat aerobics workout to which they do a hopeless dance routine. But no sooner have they put the kettle on than there's a knock at the door and they're disturbed by a stranger in a belted mac and trilby, asking uncomfortable questions. He's played by a familiar face (especially to fans of Shearsmith and Pemberton's work), but the show begs us not to reveal his identity, for some reason, so anagram fans, take note: he's billed as "Sam Kisgart". Radio Times reviewer - David Butcher ~true~09/07/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Gavin Esler.~false~09/07/2009~22:30~23:20~50 Golf: Scottish Open Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Hazel Irvine presents highlights of the first day of the Scottish Open from Loch Lomond, the traditional warm-up event to the Open Championship. The iconic course has played host to the tournament since 1996 and Northern Ireland's Graeme McDowell won the title in 2008 on 13 under par.~false~09/07/2009~23:20~00:20~60 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~10/07/2009~00:20~04:00~220 Germany Inside Out 1-4~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Education~Guide to German travel, people and culture covering Munich and the South, Cologne and the Rhineland, Leipzig and the East and Hamburg and the North.~false~10/07/2009~04:00~06:00~120 Tikkabilla~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, and things to make. Paul, Sarah-Jane and Tamba find out about dressing up, making pencils and tea-time.~false~10/07/2009~06:00~06:30~30 Teletubbies~~My Mum's Keyboard~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool comedy combining fun, fantasy and education. Teletubbies love dancing, but everything stops when the Teletubbies watch two boys play with their mum's keyboard. Inside the house, Dipsy decides it's time to make some adjustments.~false~10/07/2009~06:30~07:00~30 Maya and Miguel~~Family Time~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Bilingual twins Maya and Miguel Santos are convinced that there is nothing they cannot do, fix, improve or invent for their family and friends. Noticing that her family is overstressed, Maya concludes that they have been missing quality family time. She and Miguel plan a camping trip, doing all the packing themselves. But when they arrive at their campsite, the kids have forgotten some essentials, and rain, wildlife and a capsized boat make the family even more stressed.~false~10/07/2009~07:00~07:25~25 Newsround~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.~false~10/07/2009~07:25~07:30~5 Stake Out~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's hidden camera game show that finds out how well kids know their mates. Cardiff gets the treatment as Matthew is taken on the drive of his dreams. If he works out it's a Stake Out prank then he and his mates will lose out on a trolleyload of prizes.~false~10/07/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Mortified~~Rome Wasn't Built in a Day~~Pino Amenta~Marny Kennedy,Dajana Cahill,Luke Erceg,Rachel Blakely,Andrew Blackman~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy. Taylor Fry feels like a misfit, but deals with the world around her with a little imagination. Don and Glenda leave Layla, Taylor and Hector home alone. But when Layla is dumped by her most recent heart-throb, she starts sobbing uncontrollably. It's a domino effect as the oven catches on fire, Hector's half-built model melts and the TV breaks. Taylor and Hector have to dry Layla's tears and save the day, while maintaining their composure enough to complete their school project.~false~10/07/2009~08:00~08:20~20 Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging Disaster~~Ostriches~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A light-hearted look at how to survive the most dangerous situations that Mother Nature can chuck at you.~false~10/07/2009~08:20~08:30~10 Big and Small~~There's Space for Small~~~Lenny Henry,Imelda Staunton~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of two unlikely best friends. Big thinks that Small is creating a mess all over the house and invents a machine which tidies away all of Small's things. Small is not happy and decides to find somewhere else to live. He discovers, through a mouse hole, a neat little room where he builds a fort from a sofa and bounces on the bed. But Ruby, the pink mouse whose home it is, is not impressed.~false~10/07/2009~08:30~08:40~10 Bob the Builder: Project Build It~~Benny's Important Job~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and friends as they construct a new, ecologically friendly town from scratch. The team are working on Mr and Mrs Bentley's new house, built into the side of a hill. Mr Bentley has arranged for the house to be on the cover of Gorgeous Homes magazine as a surprise. Mrs Bentley is delighted by the house, but the photographer is due any minute and there is little time to put in her new plants. Benny is perfect for the job and gets them planted just in time.~false~10/07/2009~08:40~08:50~10 3rd and Bird~~Super Slide~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Colourful adventures of a group of birds who support children through the turmoil of growing up. Samuel and Muffin ask Mrs Lovebird to fly them to the super slide, but she is too busy. The children are disappointed, but then get the idea to build a super slide of their own. They'll need to ask the neighbours for help.~false~10/07/2009~08:50~09:05~15 Poetry Pie~~~~~Evie Connolly~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pre-school fun featuring a cast of animated creatures who act, dance and sing in a magical world of poetry. A tiger sneezes and loses all of his stripes.~false~10/07/2009~09:05~09:10~5 LazyTown Extra~~Fantastic Gymnastics~~~Juilianna Rose Mauriello,Magnus Scheving~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A spin-off series in which the LazyTown characters have lots of fun finding out about different sports and activities. Ziggy's UK adventures continue when he joins his friends to learn about jumping, tumbling, flipping and fantastic gymnastics. Meanwhile, Sportacus shows how to do the Spider Stretch.~false~10/07/2009~09:10~09:25~15 Mister Maker~~~~Helen Scott~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker shows how to make a hilarious rubber hand glove to surprise your friends, uses stencils to make brilliant art, and creates gorgeous glittery boxes in a minute. Guess the answer to the shape puzzle and watch 'The Mister Maker Kids' make an amazing aeroplane.~false~10/07/2009~09:25~09:45~20 Harry and Toto~~In and Out~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation. Harry and Toto are a hare and tortoise who help young children learn about opposites. While Harry enjoys going out and about, Toto prefers to stay in, writing to his friends. The thought of a delicious picnic entices Toto out to the park but Harry's high spirits result in his front door key going into the postbox instead of the letter.~false~10/07/2009~09:45~09:55~10 Tellytales~~The Wonderful Fruit Tree~~Elen Rhys~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Myths, legends and tales from around the world jump off the pages and straight into children's imagination in this innovative mix of animation and live action. Children help create the artwork and play all the characters, creating a fantastic mix of multi-layered pop-up book and magical stage play. Featuring a tale from South America, where fruits of every kind come floating past a village.~false~10/07/2009~09:55~10:05~10 Jakers: The Adventures of Piggley Winks~~Macarooned~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Porcine adventures with Piggley Winks and friends. Grandpa Piggley recounts the story of the time he was lost at sea and subsequently stranded on a remote island.~false~10/07/2009~10:05~10:35~30 In the Night Garden~~Trubliphone Fun~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures.The Pontipines are out for a walk in the garden and hear lots of noise. Upsy Daisy is singing, Makka Pakka is stacking stones and the Tombliboos are playing their Tombliboo music. Igglepiggle is out for a long walk, skipping through the garden, but he goes so far that he gets lost. The Pontipines use the Trubliphone to get everyone to make even more noise so that Igglepiggle can follow the noise back to his friends.~false~10/07/2009~10:35~11:05~30 The Flintstones~~The Big Move~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Animation~Prehistoric cartoon capers with Fred and Barney. After falling out with Barney, Fred gets ideas above his station and moves Pebble and Wilma to a swanky high rise.~false~10/07/2009~11:05~11:30~25 Castle in the Country~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~John Craven and Nicki Chapman explore the treasures in and around Mount Stuart on the Island of Bute. John visits a James Bond-style power plant deep inside a mountain. Antiques Roadshow's Lars Tharp enthuses about the high quality of Welsh porcelain, and James Martin searches for fresh mussels off the beautiful Scottish coastline.~false~10/07/2009~11:30~12:00~30 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Anita Anand is here with the top political stories of the day.~false~10/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~10/07/2009~12:30~13:00~30 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Stories from Longleat Safari Park with Ben Fogle and Kate Humble. A cutting-edge thermal imaging camera is used to investigate Winston the rhino's life-threatening arthritis, the sex of Sunday the macaw and Jolly the giraffe's bad leg. Ben and Kate join the keepers to look at the animals in a way that has never been done before.~false~10/07/2009~13:00~14:00~60 Axe the Agent?~~~~Patrick Talbot~Lindsey Dawson~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Property series following two homeowners trying to sell their home without an estate agent. Property developer Gary McCausland and former estate agent Jonny Benarr put the homeowners through their paces to help them achieve that elusive sale. Val Hiett in Abingdon and Marilyn Booth in Gedling are two women on a mission to sell their homes. While Val hopes to attract interest from people with green fingers, Marilyn hopes to score a hole-in-one on the streets of Nottingham.~false~10/07/2009~14:00~15:00~60 Murder, She Wrote~~Evidence of Malice~~~Angela Lansbury,Ron Masak,William Windom,Louis Herthum~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Murder mystery series. Deputy Andy is first accused of planting evidence in the case of a murdered local businessman, then of being the killer.~false~10/07/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Stoke-On-Trent~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Paul Martin and the Flog It team visit Stoke-on-trent to value the public's antiques with help from experts David Barby and James Lewis. Plus Paul takes time out to visit the glass houses of Tatton Park.~false~10/07/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Television's top consumer experts are put to the test. In the grand finale to their epic battle, two of television's best known antiques experts - Eric Knowles and Jonty Hearnden - go head to head in a fight for profit. This time, they each have 1,000 pounds of their own money to spend on purchasing the items they think will generate the most profit.~false~10/07/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~Suffolk~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Home relocation series. Melissa Porter is in Suffolk with Elaine and Alan Tomlinson from Kent on a quest to find them their perfect country home. They have a healthy budget to spend but want a lot for their money - can Melissa rise to the challenge?~false~10/07/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the formidable Eggheads.~false~10/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds~~Johnny Ball v Eddie Large~~Michelle Bullen~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Eddie Large competes against Johnny Ball, trying to find bargains which could be sold for profit at auction. They are helped along the way by antiques experts Philip Serrell and David Barby. Among the items found by Manchester City fan Eddie is a retro football-shaped radio, while Johnny and his partner, family friend Brenda, fall for a small British porcelain bowl. It is not a joking matter when their items come up for auction in Wandsworth.~false~10/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 How the Celts Saved Britain~~2/2 - Salvation~~Steven Clarke~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Dan Snow blows the lid on the traditional Anglo-centric view of history and reveals how the Irish saved Britain from cultural oblivion during the Dark Ages of 400-800 AD. He follows in the footsteps of Ireland's earliest missionaries as they venture through treacherous barbarian territory to bring literacy and technology to the future nations of Scotland and England.~false~10/07/2009~19:00~20:00~60 Gardeners' World~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Gardening~Toby Buckland, Carol Klein, Joe Swift and Alys Fowler give a few professional pointers to help you groom your garden to perfection. Toby visits the RHS garden at Rosemoor and gets expert tips on how they keep their displays visitor-perfect. Carol is at Glebe Cottage with her students pricking out seedlings and potting on plants. Joe is back on his allotment with an update on the year's progress. And Alys joins Toby at Greenacre and makes 'herbal tea pots' - herbs you can grow which make perfect chilled teas to refresh you while you garden.~false~10/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 RHS Hampton Court Flower Show 2009~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Gardening~Joe Swift and Rachel de Thame are joined by James Wong to give a guided tour of the show. Artist and Royal Academician David Mach joins RHS medal winner Cleve West to fathom whether the Conceptual Gardens should be viewed as horticulture or art. The programme also reveals those who have won coveted RHS medals with this year's designs, in which the wives of Henry VIII and replanting for our future have been strong themes.~false~10/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Horne and Corden~~2/6~~Kathy Burke~Mathew Horne,James Corden,Mathew Baynton,Nick Mohammed,Helen Cripps,Kellie Bright~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Mathew Horne and James Corden host and star in their own comedy sketch show. James struggles to keep the show together when Mathew is late; Shovey Mate surprises his friend mid-urination; Mat and James struggle in the synchronised swimming world championships; Superman and Spider-Man have another awkward meeting in the local supermarket; gay reporter Tim Goodall investigates knife crime; and Apparently Man tells his work mate about the fight he 'apparently' got into last night.~false~10/07/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Gavin Esler.~false~10/07/2009~22:30~23:00~30 Newsnight Review~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Round table arts and culture discussion programme, with Gavin Esler.~false~10/07/2009~23:00~23:35~35 Golf: Scottish Open Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Hazel Irvine presents highlights of the Scottish Open from Loch Lomond, at the conclusion of the second day. Ernie Els, Retief Goosen and Colin Montgomerie have all won this title in the past. Some of the world's best golfers will again be on show as they fine tune their game ahead of the Open Championship.~false~10/07/2009~23:35~00:35~60 Medium~~Twice Upon a Time~~~Patricia Arquette,Jake Webber,Miguel Sandoval~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Supernatural drama series. Allison dreams of the life she could have had if she'd become the attorney she originally wanted to be.~false~11/07/2009~00:35~01:20~45 The Wire~~Back Burners~~Tim van Patten~Andre Royd,Wood Harris,Idris Elba,Aiden Gillen,Robert Wisdom,Wendell Pierce~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Critically acclaimed drama series about drug dealers in West Baltimore and the police investigating them. Herc is suprised to discover a blast from his past. Stringer is furious to find out that Brianna wants to contact McNulty about her son D'Angelo's death. Greggs has home problems. Colvin is forced to explain his 'Amsterdam' scheme to the detail. Freamon finds a way to use a cell phone to find out more about Barksdale's corporation. Omar has an itch he just can't scratch.~false~11/07/2009~01:20~02:15~55 The Wire~~Moral Midgetry~~Agnieszka Holland~Jamie Hector,Wood Harris,Idris Elba,Aiden Gillen,Robert Wisdom,Isiah Whitlock Jr.~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Critically acclaimed drama series about drug dealers in West Baltimore and the police investigating them. While Colvin begins to see the benefits of his Amsterdam plan, the Deacon points out deficiencies. The Western District cops weigh up its merits and their loyalty. Greggs and McNulty go on a road trip after a tip-off from Prez. State Senator Clay Davis attempts to appease Stringer.~false~11/07/2009~02:15~03:10~55 The Wire~~Slapstick~~Alex Zakrzewski~Chad Coleman,Wood Harris,Idris Elba,Aiden Gillen,Robert Wisdom,Christopher Mann~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Critically acclaimed drama series about drug dealers in West Baltimore and the police investigating them. There's disapproval on the corners when a long standing agreement not to shoot people on Sundays is violated. Brianna seeks answers from Avon and Stringer. Pearlman and Daniels confront a unhelpful cell phone company over wiretap orders. A murder in Amsterdam presents new challenges and further divides the Western District troops and their allegiance to Colvin.~false~11/07/2009~03:10~04:10~60 Tikkabilla~~Balloons and Hiccups~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool magazine programme with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, and things to make. Lorna, Justin and Tamba find out about colours, balloons, food and hiccups.~false~11/07/2009~06:00~06:30~30 Fimbles~~Musical Baton~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Series for young children in which Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. Learning when to stop and when to go is not easy, but when Fimbo finds a baton, it solves everyone's problems.~false~11/07/2009~06:30~06:55~25 Take a Bow~~Jamboree in the Park~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A celebration of children's performing talents across the UK. In Cardiff, South Wales children from Roath Park School gather together for a huge musical jamboree in the park.~false~11/07/2009~06:55~07:00~5 Animalia~~Nothing But the Truth~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~CGI animated series. Alex and Zoe stumble upon a magic portal in the library and are transported to the world of Animalia, where animals can talk. Tyrannicus plants a story that Livingstone is to retire. Livingstone refutes the rumour, but many Animalians believe Tyrannicus. When the Truth Corespore blasts off, Animalia can only speak in lies, so the kids must find the Corespore before Tyrannicus tricks Livingstone into quitting.~false~11/07/2009~07:00~07:25~25 Sportsround~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A look behind the stories making the sporting headlines.~false~11/07/2009~07:25~07:40~15 Funky Fables~~Beautiful on the Inside~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation featuring audience participation. Well known folk stories and fairy tales are given a modern twist, with viewers able to become the characters by uploading a picture of their face through the internet. The handsome prince attends a contest to break the world record for waking sleeping beauties.~false~11/07/2009~07:40~07:55~15 Eliot Kid~~Moving to the Stars~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation featuring Eliot, the little kid with the mind-boggling imagination that turns the most commonplace situations into Hollywood action-adventure blockbusters. When Eliot finds the model rocket that his father, Jeremy, has built for the exhibition at the space museum, he believes his whole family is moving to Venus. After becoming enthusiastic, Eliot realises he'll never be able to leave his friends. There's no other solution but to sabotage the rocket in order to stop the move.~false~11/07/2009~07:55~08:05~10 Wolverine and the X-Men~~Hunting Grounds~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series. Nightcrawler and Wanda are kidnapped by Spiral and taken to Mojo's underwater dome to fight for survival against their deadly opponents, the Reavers. Nightcrawler almost enjoys playing the part of the gentlemanly hero, until Mojo releases his guest hunter: Wolverine. Nightcrawler and Wanda's only hope of survival is to remove the mind control headgear that Wolverine has been forced to wear. Time is of the essence as the dome begins to fill with water.~false~11/07/2009~08:05~08:30~25 Richard Hammond's Blast Lab~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Science game show. Two teams compete, using reason and logic to answer questions, perform scientific experiments and predict the outcome of jaw-dropping stunts. They battle to win prizes in a furiously messy final game. The theme is the movement of air. On Richard's secret test facility, there is a race between a Spitfire, a rocket and Mercury the messenger to the ancient gods (a Lab Rat spraypainted silver). Back in the Lab, the teams use vacuum cleaner launchers to fire projectiles at a target.~false~11/07/2009~08:30~09:00~30 Sorry, I've Got No Head~~~~Ian Curtis~Marcus Brigstocke,Mel Giedroyc,Anna Crilly,Nick Mohammed~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's comedy sketch show. Jasmine and Prudith visit the local swimming pool, the fearsome Vikings enjoy some quiet time, and Steve and Frank are made an extraordinary offer.~false~11/07/2009~09:00~09:25~25 Diddy Dick and Dom~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Diddy Dick and Dom live in a pink cupboard. Nobody knows they live there, which is probably just as well!~false~11/07/2009~09:25~09:30~5 Hotel Trubble~~Dribble Versus Trubble~~Natalie Bailey~Sam Phillips,Dominique Moore,Gary Darner,Sheila Bernette~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's sitcom. The evil staff of Hotel Dribble run a dastardly campaign to put Hotel Trubble out of business. Can Jamie, Sally and the others save the day?~false~11/07/2009~09:30~10:00~30 Transmission Impossible with Ed and Oucho~~~~Geoff Coward~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Ed and Oucho take to the skies in their customised airship, transmitting their home-made TV show across the UK. Expect the unexpected, from characters such as Ted Metrie, sketches and games, to finding stowaways and guests hidden onboard the ship. They also get to choose their favourite programmes, including The Legend of Dick and Dom, Secret Show and Pinky and Perky. When the airship loses height, the only way to keep it in the air is to lose something or someone.~true~11/07/2009~10:00~11:30~90 Young Dracula~~Dad's Back~~~Keith-Lee Castle,Gerran Howell,Clare Thomas,Simon Ludders,Craig Roberts,Aneirin Hughes~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's drama following the misadventures of Vlad and Ingrid, who have moved to Britain with their father, Count Dracula. Vlad and Robin's experiments with alchemy result in the regrowth of Renfield's father. Will Renfield Senior help Vlad find a cure for vampirism, or has he got an entirely different agenda?~false~11/07/2009~11:30~12:00~30 The Sky at Night~~The Apollo Miracle~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Science~The 29th July 1969 witnessed one of the greatest triumphs in human exploration when man stepped on the moon. Forty years on, Sir Patrick Moore and his guests reminisce and celebrate the enormous achievements of the entire Apollo programme.~false~11/07/2009~12:00~12:20~20 Coast~~Sand Castles~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Alice Roberts goes to Weymouth, Lyme Regis and Torquay searching for the best sand and water combination to build the perfect sandcastle.~false~11/07/2009~12:20~12:25~5 Fire Down Below~~~1957~Robert Parrish~Irena*Rita Hayworth|Tony*Jack Lemmon|Felix*Robert Mitchum|Harbour master*Herbert Lom|Lt Sellers*Bonar Colleano|Miguel*Anthony Newley|Dr Sam*Bernard Lee|Jimmy Jean*Edric Conner|Captain*Peter Illing~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~2~A~Film~Jack Lemmon and Robert Mitchum play smuggling partners who fall out over Rita Hayworth in this corny and only vaguely watchable melodrama. Hayworth is on board Mitchum's ship, trying to get to the West Indies so she can get a passport, when the boat catches fire, creating much back-projected action. The film wastes its top-rank cast - Hayworth is still playing Gilda - and was shot in Britain on a tiny budget by producers "Cubby" Broccoli and Irving Allen. ~false~11/07/2009~12:25~14:15~110 The Prince and the Showgirl~~~1957~Laurence Olivier~Elsie Marina*Marilyn Monroe|Charles, Prince Regent*Laurence Olivier|Queen Dowager*Sybil Thorndike|Northbrooke*Richard Wattis|King Nicholas*Jeremy Spenser|Hoffman*Esmond Knight~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~PG~Film~ What should have been an explosive pairing of Hollywood's golden girl, Marilyn Monroe, and England's greatest theatre actor, Laurence Olivier, doesn't quite come off, largely owing to the vapidity of the vehicle chosen: a tired Terence Rattigan play, The Sleeping Prince, written for the Coronation and already dated before it hit the West End boards. Yet there's much to be thankful for, especially the presence of Monroe, lovingly lit in Technicolor by the great Jack Cardiff. As you would expect, Monroe sparkles, showing a terrific sense of comic timing in a performance of great skill and beauty certainly helped by that figure-hugging white evening dress she wears throughout. Olivier, who also directed, seems overawed, and hampers himself with a Balkan accent that's a cross between Garbo and Bela Lugosi. Richard Wattis is splendid, however, and Marilyn, whose company financed the project, is a dream. ~false~11/07/2009~14:15~16:10~115 Flog It!~~Tunbridge Wells~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Paul Martin and experts James Lewis and Charlie Ross visit the Kent spa town of Tunbridge Wells in search of antiques to sell at auction. Paul uncovers the history of Tunbridge Ware and finds how to make a trug, a traditional timber basket used for fruit and vegetables.~false~11/07/2009~16:10~16:40~30 Athletics: World Trials~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~John Inverdale presents live coverage from the Alexander Stadium in Birmingham, where the National Championships - which are also doubling as the British trials for the World Championships in Berlin - are taking place. One of the highlights of the day is the men's 100m. Dwain Chambers is considered to be the favourite, but he is just one of five British male sprinters within five one hundredths of a second. It promises to be a nail-biting event, with both the semis and finals covered live. Commentary comes from Steve Cram, Paul Dickenson and Jonathan Edwards.~false~11/07/2009~16:40~18:30~110 Empire of Cricket~Australia~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Series telling the story of cricket. From Don Bradman and Richie Benaud to Steve Waugh and Shane Warne, this programme finds out how Australia defined itself through cricketing success and went on to become the best team in the world today. Featuring interviews with cricketers including Richie Benaud, Ian Chappell, Steve Waugh, Jeff Thomson, Shane Warne, Mike Gatting and Richie Richardson, plus cricket writers Gideon Haigh and Greg Baum.~false~11/07/2009~18:30~19:30~60 Dad's Army~~Everybody's Trucking~~~Arthur Lowe,John Le Mesurier,Clive Dunn,John Laurie,Arnold Ridley,Ian Lavender~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Classic wartime sitcom. Mainwaring's platoon runs into an abandoned steam engine on the route of a planned exercise.~false~11/07/2009~19:30~20:00~30 Terror! Robespierre and the French Revolution~~~~Carl Hindmarch~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The watchwords of the French Revolution were liberty, equality and fraternity. Maximilien Robespierre believed in them passionately. He was an idealist and a lover of humanity. But during the 365 days that Robespierre sat on the Committee of Public Safety, the French Republic descended into a bloodbath. 'The Terror' only came to an end when Robespierre himself was devoured by the repressive machinery he had created. This drama-documentary tells the story of the Terror and looks at how Robespierre's revolutionary idealism quickly became an excuse for tyranny, and why a lover of liberty was so keen to use the guillotine. Simon Schama and Slavoj Zizek are among the contributors.~true~11/07/2009~20:00~21:30~90 Blood and Guts: A History of Surgery~~Spare Parts~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Documentary series about the brutal, bloody and dangerous history of surgery continues with a look at the development of transplant surgery. These days, transplant surgery saves thousands of lives every year and almost everything, from heart to eyes, can be replaced. But in the beginning, transplants killed rather than cured, because surgeons didn't understand that they were taking on one of the most efficient killing systems we know of - the human immune system.~false~11/07/2009~21:30~22:30~60 The Supersizers Eat... The French Revolution~~~~Hugo Macgregor~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Restaurant critic Giles Coren and writer and comedian Sue Perkins experience the food culture of years gone by. Giles and Sue go for a journey back to Revolutionary France in the 1780s. Donning wigs and corsets, Giles and Sue find out what King Louis 16th ate, why Marie Antoinette was so hated, and how the Revolution was instrumental in creating the first restaurant and first restaurant critic. French chef Mickael Weiss from London's Coq d'Argent sweats it out to provide the lavish banquets.~false~11/07/2009~22:30~23:30~60 Vatel~~~2000~Roland Joffe~Gerard Depardieu,Uma Thurman,Tim Roth,Timothy Spall,Julian Glover,Julian Sands~false~true~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Film~France, 1671. With war brewing against Holland, the penniless Prince de Conde invites King Louis XIV to his country chateau for a three-day feast of magnificent proportions. Desperate for a commission as a general, the prince wants no expense spared and places Vatel, a man of honour, talent and low rank, in charge of proceedings.~false~11/07/2009~23:30~01:10~100 The Culture Show~~Manchester International Festival~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The Culture Show captures the best of the 2009 Manchester International Festival, looking at It Felt Like a Kiss - a theatrical collaboration between film-maker Adam Curtis, theatre company Punchdrunk and Damon Albarn. Lauren Laverne talks to Elbow's Guy Garvey. Also, an interview with Kraftwerk's Ralf Hutter, and a panel of cultural critics discuss the festival's highlights. Plus Mark Kermode and Simon Mayo bring a new recurring strand to the Culture Show - Film Club, with a lively mix of banter and audience participation.~false~12/07/2009~01:10~02:00~50 The Lady & the Duke~~~2001~Eric Rohmer~Grace Elliott*Lucy Russell|Le Duc d'Orl�s*Jean-Claude Dreyfus|Dumouriez*Fran�s Marthouret|Marquis de Champcenetz*L�ard Cobiant|Nanon*Caroline Morin|Duc de Biron*Alain Libolt|Madame Meyler*H�na Dubeil|Justin, the porter*Daniel Tarrare~true~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~4~PG~Film~The inspired combination here of historical document and contemporary technology enables Eric Rohmer to create a compelling study of quiet courage in the face of ever-present danger during the French Revolution. The story of Scottish royalist Grace Elliott's friendship with a radical sympathiser, the Duke of Orl�s, is played out against Jean-Baptiste Marot's stunning canvasses, based on paintings and street maps of the period and brought to vivid life through the selective use of computer animation. The tender relationship between the ex-lovers is elegantly expressed through the literate dialogue and the danger Elliott faced is keenly conveyed by the film's uncompromising approach to the period's bloody political machinations. Yet Rohmer imparts plenty of suspense into the proceedings as well , while coaxing a persuasive display of heroic resourcefulness and gentle vulnerability from Lucy Russell as the loyal and courageous Elliott. ~false~12/07/2009~02:00~04:00~120 Inside F1~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~The latest news and views from the world of Formula One - part of the build-up to the big Grand Prix weekends through the year.~false~12/07/2009~04:00~04:15~15 Tikkabilla~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool magazine programme with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, and things to make. Sarah-Jane, Simon and Tamba find out about violins and dolphins, and sing The Happy Song.~false~12/07/2009~06:00~06:30~30 Fimbles~~Smelly Sock~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Series for young children in which colourful characters Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. Pom finds a smelly sock, which scares everyone away, until Florrie finds out just what to do with it.~false~12/07/2009~06:30~06:55~25 Take a Bow~~Roller Boogie at the Barrier~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A celebration of children's performing talents across the UK. Get your skates on with a brother and sister act from London.~false~12/07/2009~06:55~07:00~5 Uncle Max~~Goes for Pizza~~~David Schneider,William Howe~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy series about a nine-year-old boy and his accident-prone uncle. Max gets mistaken for a waiter, and singlehandedly ends up feeding a restaurant of desperately hungry diners. Along the way, he proves that the only way to stay dry on a stormy day is to wear twelve layers of anoraks over a wetsuit, and that it does not matter if you knock the chef and waiter unconscious, as long as you have the kung fu skills to handle a spatula and the accuracy of a gun-slinger with a soft drinks hose.~false~12/07/2009~07:00~07:10~10 Thumb Wrestling Federation~~Wrap Match 1: Vini Vidi Victory v Flashback~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Puppet animation featuring two rival thumb wrestling teams. Victory is no surprise when Vini, the Dextera's leader, takes on the distracted yet sinister Flashback. Stuck in a series of memories, Flashback takes a lot of hits early on but is still able to pull off his blinding move, the Photo Finish.~false~12/07/2009~07:10~07:15~5 ChuckleVision~~Et Tu Chuckle~~~Paul Elliott,Barry Elliott~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul and Barry are stonemasons in Roman Britain. Courage is called for when they have to foil a plot to kidnap the great Caesar.~false~12/07/2009~07:15~07:30~15 Gimme a Break~~The Dabedeens - Croatia~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Series in which kids take control of the family break. Yotisha and Ronisha have three awesome trips to choose from. They pick their favourite one and set the Holiday Rules, assuming complete control and making all the decisions that their parents would normally make on holiday. At the end of the break the kids have to answer two out of three questions correctly in order to win a fantastic treat. If they get it wrong the parents win the treat instead!~false~12/07/2009~07:30~07:55~25 Diddy Dick and Dom~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Diddy Dick and Dom live in a pink cupboard. Nobody knows they live there, which is probably just as well!~false~12/07/2009~07:55~08:00~5 Da Dick and Dom Dairies~~~~Jason Garbett~Richard McCourt,Dominic Wood,Ian Kirkby,Lee Barnett,Dave Chapman~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Relive the madness of Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow. Baby racing, strange talents and muck muck are in abundance!~false~12/07/2009~08:00~08:30~30 M.I. High~~Big Sister~~~Moustafa Palazli,Bel Powley,Rachel Petladwala,Danny John-Jules~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's spy drama with high school kids Blane, Daisy and Rose. The spies investigate when a child-hating MP threatens to send Britain's kids to a remote island.~false~12/07/2009~08:30~09:00~30 Escape from Scorpion Island~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Sixteen children between 11 and 13 compete to escape from an exotic island thousands of miles from school, friends and parents. After the eliminator round, the final two teams will go head-to-head in a race. The first team to get all their number to the finish line will escape in two waiting helicopters, while the losers will stay behind. How will the Island Torches help them in the final race? Which team will make it off the island? And what else has the island got in store for the adventurers?~false~12/07/2009~09:00~10:00~60 Something for the Weekend~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~A live serving of mouthwatering recipes, the best of the week's TV and chat to set up your Sunday. Presented by Tim Lovejoy, Jenni Falconer and chef Simon Rimmer.~false~12/07/2009~10:00~11:30~90 Celebrity MasterChef~~~~Dave Crerar~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~It's the grand final of Celebrity MasterChef. The three finalists have to cook their best three-course meal for one final judgment from John Torode and Gregg Wallace. Only one of them can be crowned Celebrity MasterChef Champion.~false~12/07/2009~11:30~12:00~30 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Ben Fogle and Kate Humble explore life behind the scenes at Longleat Estate and Safari Park. There's a bug's-eye view of some of the Park's creepiest residents using specialist wildlife cameras. The vultures are gathering at Longleat, and the keepers have arranged a special feast in their honour. There's exciting news at the giraffery as Becky's new calf takes her very first steps. Plus, a fond farewell to house steward Ken Windess as he hands over for the last time.~false~12/07/2009~12:00~13:00~60 The Super League Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Harry Gration presents highlights from Round 20 of the Super League. Plus match analysis, special features and discussion with the studio panel on the latest rugby league issues.~false~12/07/2009~13:00~14:00~60 Golf: Scottish Open~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Hazel Irvine presents live coverage of the Scottish Open from Loch Lomond, as the final round draws to a close and a new champion is crowned. In 2008 Graeme McDowell of Northern Ireland became the first British or Irish player to lift the trophy since Colin Montgomerie triumphed at the Loch Lomond course a decade ago. Who will emerge victorious in the final European Tour event before thoughts turn to Turnberry and the Open Championship?~false~12/07/2009~14:00~17:30~210 Athletics: World Trials~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~John Inverdale is at the Alexander Stadium in Birmingham to present live coverage of the World Championships trials, with the winners of each event effectively booking their places on the Great British plane to Berlin. Among a whole host of finals on the final day is the women's 800m, which is turning into a real strength for Great Britain. Already this season Jenny Meadows, Marilyn Okoro and Jemma Simpson have got very close to the two minute mark and a handful of rivals are lined up behind them to make this one too close to call. Commentary comes from Steve Cram, Paul Dickenson and Jonathan Edwards.~false~12/07/2009~17:30~20:00~150 Top Gear~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Motoring news and views. Jeremy Clarkson gets chased by the British Army in some of their latest and most deadly toys. Meanwhile, Richard Hammond and James May compare the new Porsche Panamera against a small envelope, a 39p stamp and the logistical might of the Royal Mail in a race from one end of the British Isles to the other. Plus, Olympic gold medal-winning sprinter Usain Bolt is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.~false~12/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 On Thin Ice~~~~Alexis Girardet~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~While TV presenter and adventurer Ben Fogle undergoes an intensive course of treatment for a lethal tropical illness, Olympic gold medallist James Cracknell and new third team mate Doctor Ed Coats keep training for the race to the South Pole. Their dreams of reaching the South Pole look in tatters and James has to consider leaving his friend Ben behind. After four weeks of intensive and dangerous treatment, Ben waits for his results; will the doctors pass him well enough to face Antarctica?~false~12/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Confetti~~~2006~Debbie Isitt~Matt*Martin Freeman|Sam*Jessica Stevenson|Josef*Stephen Mangan|Isabelle*Meredith MacNeill|Michael*Robert Webb|Joanna*Olivia Colman|Archie Heron*Vincent Franklin|Gregory Hough*Jason Watkins|Antoni*Jimmy Carr|Sam's mother*Alison Steadman|Sam's father*Ron Cook|Joanna's mother*Selina Cadell|Marriage counsellor*Julia Davis|Registrar*Mark Heap~true~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~2~15~Film~A host of faces from the alternative end of the sitcom spectrum star in this "mockumentary" from writer/director Debbie Isitt. Musical fans Martin Freeman (The Office) and Jessica Stevenson (Spaced) play one of three couples battling it out to stage a wedding magazine's most original nuptials. Fellow contestant Robert Webb (Peep Show) is an ardent naturist who proposes a nude wedding, and as such is reduced to flashing the family jewels for easy laughs - amusing the first time, but Isitt takes an inch and tries to stretch it a mile, as it were. Stephen Mangan (Green Wing) finds a good slant as a washed-up tennis player bent on victory, but even this storyline flounders as the big day dawns and the action takes off into bizarre realms. Essentially a series of improvised scenarios, this does provide a few funny moments, but too often feels meandering and obvious. Ultimately, Confetti is all over the place. ~false~12/07/2009~22:00~23:35~95 Mock the Week~~~~Geraldine Dowd~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Two teams of comedians take a satirical swipe at the news and world events. Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons, plus and special guests Frank Skinner and Gina Yashere.~false~12/07/2009~23:35~00:05~30 The Adventures of Barry McKenzie~~~1972~Bruce Beresford~Barry McKenzie*Barry Crocker|Edna Everage / Hoot / Dr Meyer de Lamphrey*Barry Humphries|Curly*Paul Bertram|Mr Gort*Dennis Price|Mrs Gort*Avice Landone|Dominic*Peter Cook|Lesley*Mary Anne Severne|Detective*Dick Bentley|Landlord*Spike Milligan~false~true~true~true~true~false~false~false~3~15~Film~ A scrappy but often hilarious screen version of Private Eye's comic strip, with Barry Crocker visiting some of England's grottiest highways and dirtiest byways, in the company of his aunt, Edna Everage. That's right, possums, this is an early screen outing for Barry Humphries's batty alter ego, offending pommies left, right and centre, and even flashing Joan Bakewell on a late-night TV show. Words and phrases like "chunder" and "tubes of beer" entered the English language and a lot of it, frankly, is disgusting. And to think that director Bruce Beresford went on to make Driving Miss Daisy. ~false~13/07/2009~00:05~01:50~105 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~13/07/2009~01:50~03:25~95 The Super League Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Harry Gration presents highlights from Round 20 of the Super League. Plus match analysis, special features and discussion with the studio panel on the latest rugby league issues.~false~13/07/2009~03:25~04:25~60 Tikkabilla~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool magazine programme with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, and things to make. Paul, Lorna and Tamba find out about food and senses.~false~13/07/2009~06:00~06:30~30 Teletubbies~~Shadows~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun, fantasy and education. Po looks after the Teletubbies' favourite things.~false~13/07/2009~06:30~07:00~30 Lunar Jim~~Tag the Dog~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool stop-frame animation. Lunar Jim lives in Moonaluna, on the second to last moon of the Milky Way. While Jim is testing Ripple's Space Springers, Rover's dog tag falls off and he loses his sense of direction. He's discovered high up on a column in Crazy Column Cave. Jim uses the Space Springers to jump up and rescue Rover.~false~13/07/2009~07:00~07:10~10 Kerwhizz~~Vegetable Valley Alley~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Kerwhizz is the quiz with added whizz where three teams answer questions and then race around weird and wonderful raceworlds. Join teams Ninki, Twist and Kit as they battle it out to win Mods for their racing Pods. A new and exciting race world may involve more weeding than whizzing for our teams and their trusty sidekicks, so they must use their Mods wisely.~false~13/07/2009~07:10~07:35~25 LazyTown~~Rockin Robbie~~~Magnus Scheving,Julianna Rose Mauriello,Stefan Karl Stefansson~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight-year-old, and superhero Sportacus, as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Their friends include Ziggy, who likes sweets; Stingy, who can't share anything; Pixel, who loves video games; and Trixie, who can't follow rules. Robbie pretends to be a famous rock 'n' roll singer to convince the LazyTown children to be lazy, and demands that Sportacus leave LazyTown forever. Sportacus must return to save him before it's too late.~false~13/07/2009~07:35~08:00~25 Maya and Miguel~~Surprise Surprise~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Ten-year-old bilingual twins Maya and Miguel Santos are convinced that there is nothing they can't do, fix, improve or invent for their family and friends. Chrissy is unhappy because pop star Enrique has not answered the hundreds of fan letters she has sent. Maya decides to cheer her up with a surprise birthday party. When all the party preparations go awry, Maya reasons there's only one way to salvage things: get Enrique himself to show up.~false~13/07/2009~08:00~08:25~25 Stake Out~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's hidden camera game show that finds out how well kids know their mates. Stake Out is undercover in Northampton, and it's Clara and her mates' turn to win prizes - but only if they can prove their friendship.~false~13/07/2009~08:25~08:55~30 Mortified~~Girl Power~~Pino Amenta~Marny Kennedy,Dajana Cahill,Luke Erceg,Rachel Blakely,Andrew Blackman~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy. Taylor Fry feels like a misfit, but deals with the world around her with a little imagination. Taylor learns that Brittany and her family are moving house. As Michael and Loretta vacuum their front lawn in preparation for the sale of their house, Taylor and Brittany hatch a cunning scheme to sabotage the open day and ensure that they can remain next-door neighbours forever.~false~13/07/2009~08:55~09:20~25 Jakers: The Adventures of Piggley Winks~~The Haunted Shipwreck~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Porcine adventures with Piggley Winks and friends. When Piggley and friends come upon an old shipwreck which bears the legend of being haunted, they take it upon themselves to free the ghost of Captain White. In doing so, they create a memory - and an adventure story - to last a lifetime.~false~13/07/2009~09:20~09:40~20 Basil's Game Show~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A host of games, entertainment and comedy from Basil's Swap Shop, with special guest Richard Fleeshman.~false~13/07/2009~09:40~10:10~30 What's New Scooby-Doo?~~E-Scream~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animated series about a group of teenage sleuths and their cowardly dog. The gang have an encounter with some video game characters.~false~13/07/2009~10:10~10:30~20 The Owl~~Gluttony~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~3D animation about a pink owl. The Owl tries to quieten down a nest of famished squealing baby birds. But these babies are so hungry that anything that comes within reach is immediately shredded.~false~13/07/2009~10:30~10:35~5 Beat the Boss~~Karting~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Saira Khan presents as a team of three children go head-to-head with three top business people to create a novel product for the children's market. Both teams design a dream go-kart and matching driving suit. The Big Shots know all about business but the Bright Sparks have inside knowledge of the children's market.~false~13/07/2009~10:35~11:05~30 The Flintstones~~Swedish Visitors~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Prehistoric capers with Fred and Barney. When Wilma desperately needs cash, the Flintstones decide to rent their home out to mysterious Swedish visitors.~false~13/07/2009~11:05~11:30~25 Castle in the Country~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~John Craven and Nicki Chapman explore the treasures in and around Mount Stuart on the Island of Bute. Nicki visits a perfectly preserved Highland crofter's village, Paul Atterbury reveals the artistry of Scottish architect Robert Adam, and James Martin searches for fresh vegetables that will complement a halibut dish.~false~13/07/2009~11:30~12:00~30 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Anita Anand are here with the top political stories of the day.~false~13/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~13/07/2009~12:30~13:00~30 Rowing - World Cup Highlights: Lucerne~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Garry Herbert presents highlights from Lucerne as the final World Cup regatta of the 2009 season takes place. The Rotsee venue is traditionally the setting for the final leg of the three race competition, an event Great Britain has won in each of the last two years. This is the regatta where all the big names come out, so victory here will be a real promise of success at the World Championships in Poland. Dan Topolski joins Garry in the commentary box.~false~13/07/2009~13:00~14:00~60 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Ben Fogle and Kate Humble explore life behind the scenes at Longleat Estate and Safari Park. As the mating season approaches, who will emerge as top dog in Wolf Wood? Also, a meeting with Sonya, one of Africa's most dangerous animals.~false~13/07/2009~14:00~14:30~30 Car Booty~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lorne Spicer presents a series in which people sell unwanted household goods at a car boot sale. 79-year-old Pat Smith wants to scale down the collections that have taken over her South London flat as she prepares to move into sheltered accommodation. With the help of her daughter, Maddie, and the Car Booty team, Pat hopes to raise 200 pounds to give Chloe, her 18-month-old granddaughter, the perfect garden play area.~false~13/07/2009~14:30~15:00~30 Murder, She Wrote~~Southern Double-Cross~~~Angela Lansbury,Lisa Darr,Donald Burton,Spencer Garrett,Nick Tate,Alastair Duncan~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Murder mystery series. Sleuthing scribe Jessica Fletcher becomes the unlikely catalyst for a clash between miners and sheep farmers in the Australian outback.~false~13/07/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Bury St Edmunds~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Antique experts David Barby and Adam Partridge join Paul Martin in Bury St Edmunds. Paul takes a tour around the house of illustrious painter Thomas Gainsborough.~false~13/07/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The series in which television's top consumer experts are put to the test continues, as antiques gurus Mark Franks and Lorne Spicer are pitted against one another at a French antiques market. Armed with 500 pounds of their own money, they must buy the items they think will make them the most profit. Once back in the UK they must sell these items for as much money as possible, testing their expertise to the limit. Who will emerge victorious?~false~13/07/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~South Devon~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~In today's show Jules Hudson is helping John and Sally Salter from Surrey find their ideal country retreat in South Devon. They are keen to start a dog agility business so are looking for a country house with lots of land and outbuildings – a real challenge for Jules. UPDATED LISTING: South Devon replaced Perthshire.~false~13/07/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the formidable Eggheads, who include Millionaire winner Judith Keppel, former Brain of Britain Chris Hughes and World Quiz Champion Kevin Ashman.~false~13/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds~~Keith Chegwin and Sally James~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Keith Chegwin and Sally James, once arch rivals on television, find themselves facing a different kind of competition when they hunt for bargains at an antique centre in Chiswick, London. While a lot of water has gone under the bridge since their Saturday morning rivalry, it's clear there is still some competition in the air when their items are sold at auction in Wandsworth. Who is going to get the highest figures this time round? Presented by Tim Wonnacott.~false~13/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Top Gear~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Motoring news and views. Jeremy Clarkson gets chased by the British Army in some of their latest and most deadly toys. Meanwhile, Richard Hammond and James May compare the new Porsche Panamera against a small envelope, a 39p stamp and the logistical might of the Royal Mail in a race from one end of the British Isles to the other. Plus, Olympic gold medal-winning sprinter Usain Bolt is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.~false~13/07/2009~19:00~20:00~60 University Challenge~~~~Tracey Rooney~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~In the second of the first-round matches, the students of the Royal Veterinary College, which is a constituent college of the University of London, fight it out against Manchester University for a place in the second round. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions.~false~13/07/2009~20:00~20:30~30 What To Eat Now~~~~Paul Ratcliffe~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Valentine Warner returns for a second series of his guide to seasonal cooking and eating, this time concentrating on the culinary delights of summer. Valentine unpacks the best ingredients for the perfect picnic. He reveals his top five picnic tips, searches out salad leaves for the ultimate summer salad, 'bigs up' the broad bean and bakes the sweetest cake.~false~13/07/2009~20:30~21:00~30 The Supersizers Eat... The Twenties~~~~Hugo Macgregor~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Restaurant critic Giles Coren and writer and comedian Sue Perkins discover the culinary delights of the bright young things in the 1920s. Chef for the week is food writer Allegra McEvedy, providing aspic-inspired cookery. During their 1920s week, they go from one social engagement to another: cocktails at The Ritz, the charleston at Cafe de Paris and motor racing at Brooklands.~false~13/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 How Not to Live Your Life~~Home Sweet Home~~~Dan Clark~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about 20-something Don, a man with bad luck and even worse instincts. Don's overactive imagination is always in full flow in the form of quick-fire fantasy sequences as he imagines what he would really like to say. Don discovers he's been left a house by his recently deceased grandmother, only to find out it has huge back payments and a strange man who won't leave. He decides to get a lodger to help with the rent - the girl he was in love with as a teenager.~false~13/07/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Jeremy Paxman.~false~13/07/2009~22:30~23:20~50 The Wire~~Reformation~~Christine Moore~Robert Wisdom,Deirdre Lovejoy,Idris Elba,Aiden Gillen,Andre Royo,Chad Coleman~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Critically acclaimed drama series about drug dealers in West Baltimore and the police investigating them. Brother Mouzone returns to Baltimore on a mission of revenge. Colvin has to deal with a Sun reporter inquiring about Amsterdam. While Marlo raises the stakes against the Barksdale gang, Stringer is given an ultimatum by Prop Joe and the Co-op. Cutty tries to recruit some corner boys for his boxing gym.~false~13/07/2009~23:20~00:20~60 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~14/07/2009~00:20~03:45~205 Tikkabilla~~Water, Fish and Friends~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, and things to make. Sarah-Jane, Justin and Tamba find out about friends, water, fish, rivers and streams.~false~14/07/2009~06:00~06:30~30 Teletubbies~~Painting Swings~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun and fantasy for the under-fives. The Teletubbies watch some children painting pictures. And a magic book appears in Teletubbyland.~false~14/07/2009~06:30~07:00~30 Lunar Jim~~Ted's Big Bang Boomerang~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool stop-frame animation. Lunar Jim lives in Moonaluna, on the second to last moon of the Milky Way. The fan heater in the Ecodome is broken and it's getting dangerously cold for the plants. Luckily a replacement fan blade is scheduled to arrive on the supply pod, but when Ted goes to fetch it he thinks it's his new boomerang. He throws it and it vanishes into the lunar landscape.~false~14/07/2009~07:00~07:10~10 Kerwhizz~~The Slip and Slide Snow Ride~~~Jacob Scipio,Kriselle Basilio,Telka Donyai,Yasmin Garrad,Alex Velleman,Jermaine Woods~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Kerwhizz is the quiz with added whizz, and the teams will certainly be whizzing in a fantastically freezing race world, though not before they have answered Kerwhizzitor's questions and won those precious 'Pod Mods'. The teams are going to need all the cheers the Kerwhizzkids can give them in order to emerge victorious.~false~14/07/2009~07:10~07:35~25 LazyTown~~Haunted Castle~~~Magnus Scheving,Julianna Rose Mauriello,Stefan Karl Stefansson~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight-year-old, and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Their friends include Ziggy who likes sweets, Stingy who cannot share, Pixel who loves gaming and Trixie who cannot follow rules. The Mayor warns the children to stay away from an old, unsafe castle but Trixie ignores the warning and convinces them to join her inside. When Robbie poses as a ghost to scare the children, Trixie learns a valuable lesson.~false~14/07/2009~07:35~08:00~25 Maya and Miguel~~An Okri-Dokey Day~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Ten-year-old bilingual twins Maya and Miguel Santos are convinced that there is nothing they can't do, fix, improve or invent for their family and friends. When Maya realizes that her neighbors don't have any children of their own, she concludes that their life must be horribly empty. She engineers things so she and Miguel spend most of a weekend with them. However, this does not bring her neighbours the happiness she expected it to.~false~14/07/2009~08:00~08:25~25 Stake Out~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's hidden camera game show that finds out how well kids know their mates. A seismic eruption happens in Birmingham, as Stake Out targets Rowan for a few hilarious hits. If his mates can prove how he will react, there is a trolleyload of prizes to be won.~false~14/07/2009~08:25~08:55~30 Mortified~~Taylor's Song~~Pino Amenta~Marny Kennedy,Dajana Cahill,Luke Erceg,Rachel Blakely,Andrew Blackman~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Comedy. Taylor Fry feels like a misfit, but deals with the world around her with a little imagination. Taylor thinks all her prayers have been answered when she is allowed to move in with Brittany's family for a few days. But she quickly realises the Flune family is a well-oiled machine, with strict house rules. She shares her dilemma with Beethoven and realises her own family might not be perfect, but they're perfect for her.~false~14/07/2009~08:55~09:20~25 Jakers: The Adventures of Piggley Winks~~Judging a Book~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Porcine adventures with Piggley Winks and friends. When Meg is going to watch a DVD rather than read the book it's based on, Grandpa recalls the first time he ever got a book without pictures. As young Piggley reads the story, he imagines himself as the book's hero, Finn McCoul.~false~14/07/2009~09:20~09:40~20 Basil's Game Show~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A host of games, entertainment and comedy from Basil's Swap Shop, with special guests.~false~14/07/2009~09:40~10:10~30 What's New Scooby Doo?~~Block Long Hong Kong Terror~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animated series about a group of teenage sleuths and their cowardly dog. A trip to Hong Kong turns into yet another mystery for the gang to solve.~false~14/07/2009~10:10~10:30~20 The Owl~~The Sloth~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~3D animation about a pink owl. The Owl has spotted a tasty worm, but catching it isn't easy when a sleepy sloth keeps getting in the way.~false~14/07/2009~10:30~10:35~5 Beat the Boss~~Den~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Saira Khan presents as a team of three children go head to head with three top business people to create a novel product for the children's market. Both teams have to design a secret den for the back garden. The Big Shots know all about business but the Bright Sparks have inside knowledge of the children's market.~false~14/07/2009~10:35~11:05~30 The Flintstones~~Birthday Party~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Prehistoric capers with Fred and Barney. Wilma plans a surprise birthday party for Fred and needs Barney to keep him busy for her. But things don't go as smoothly as planned.~false~14/07/2009~11:05~11:30~25 Castle in the Country~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~John Craven and Nicki Chapman explore the treasures in and around Mount Stuart on the Island of Bute. John visits the ancient home of Scottish kings at Kilmartin, James Martin conjures up a new twist on the traditional herring, and Antiques Roadshow's Rupert Maas discovers a poignant story hidden in the largest tapestry in Scotland.~false~14/07/2009~11:30~12:00~30 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Anita Anand are here with the top political stories of the day.~false~14/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~14/07/2009~12:30~13:00~30 Living in the Sun~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Kristian Digby helps families planning a new life in Spain. Brits James Honess and Chander Mehan attempt to start a café specialising in fresh food in an area dominated by greasy spoons. We househunt in the Murcia region of Spain with a couple who don't want any neighbours, and Kristian turns junior hack for the day reporting for an expat newspaper on the Costas.~false~14/07/2009~13:00~14:00~60 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Ben Fogle and Kate Humble explore life behind the scenes at Longleat Estate and Safari Park. Keepers anxiously await the birth of one of the rarest species on earth ? the Pere David deer. Plus, the bird whose eyes are bigger than its brain.~false~14/07/2009~14:00~14:30~30 Car Booty~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lorne Spicer presents a series in which people sell unwanted household goods at a car boot sale. Karen Edmundson and her partner, John Freeman, only have two months before the arrival of their first child. They've called on Car Booty to help them clear some space for the new member of the family and hope to raise 200 pounds to transform their junk room into a nursery.~false~14/07/2009~14:30~15:00~30 Murder, She Wrote~~Race to Death~~~Angela Lansbury,William Windom,Ron Masak,Louis Herthum,Steve Forrest,Rick Rossovich~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series featuring crime writer Jessica Fletcher. The rivalry between sailing captains competing for a trophy leads to a death.~false~14/07/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Brighton~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Paul Martin and the Flog It team have a day out at the seaside with a valuation day in Brighton. Experts Catherine Southern and Mark Stacey make some great finds with antiques brought in by the public and Paul takes a look at a fixture of the British seaside landscape - the beach hut.~false~14/07/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The series in which television's top consumer experts are put to the test continues, as antiques gurus Mark Franks and Lorne Spicer are pitted against one another at a car boot sale. Armed with 250 pounds of their own money, they must buy the items they think will make them the most profit. Later, they must sell these items for as much money as possible, testing their expertise to the limit. Who will emerge victorious?~false~14/07/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Home relocation series. Jules Hudson is on the hunt for the perfect country property for Steve and Joanne Smith from Sheffield. The couple are keen to move to the Peak District and want an isolated location with stunning views. Will Jules manage to find the rural home of their dreams?~false~14/07/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the formidable Eggheads, who include millionaire winner Judith Keppel, former Brain of Britain Chris Hughes and World Quiz Champion Kevin Ashman.~false~14/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds~~Tony Blackburn v Alvin Stardust~~Tracy Comer~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Tony Blackburn and Alvin Stardust look for bargains at an antiques fair in Sussex to sell them for profit at auction in London. Among the items Alvin loves is a 70s hi-fi pod, while Tony cannot resist a coat of arms bearing the Blackburn crest and a canon ball. During their day shopping, presenter Tim Wonnacott discusses Tony's interest in old gramophone players, while Alvin demostrates the old acoustic guitar which his mother gave him and which he got many of the biggest names in music to sign, including all the Beatles and Buddy Holly.~false~14/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 On Thin Ice~~~~Alexis Girardet~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~While TV presenter and adventurer Ben Fogle undergoes an intensive course of treatment for a lethal tropical illness, Olympic gold medallist James Cracknell and new third team mate Doctor Ed Coats keep training for the race to the South Pole. Their dreams of reaching the South Pole look in tatters and James has to consider leaving his friend Ben behind. After four weeks of intensive and dangerous treatment, Ben waits for his results; will the doctors pass him well enough to face Antarctica?~false~14/07/2009~19:00~20:00~60 Coast~~Whitstable to Isle of Wight~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Coast returns for a brand new journey around the British Isles and for the first time visits the shores of our European neighbours. Beginning at the famous Oyster Festival in Whitstable, Neil Oliver ventures offshore to the remarkable Red Sands Sea Forts. Built as air defences in the Second World War they went on to inspire the design of the first North Sea oil rigs. In Dover, Alice Roberts re-lives the glamour days of the hovercraft crossing to France. Miranda Krestovnikoff joins a one thousand-year-old battle between men and fish in Hastings, and shares some of the tricks of the fishermen's trade. Mark Horton visits Rottingdean, to peek over Rudyard Kipling's garden wall and Nick Crane explores the geology of the Isle of Wight, England's biggest island.~false~14/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Freefall~~~~Dominic Savage~Dominic Cooper,Aidan Gillen,Joseph Mawle,Anna Maxwell Martin,Rosamund Pike,Riz Ahmed~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama tackling the extraordinary financial crisis we are living through. Helmed by multiple-BAFTA winning director Dominic Savage, the film takes a startling and provocative look at events that caused our lives to spiral out of control.~false~14/07/2009~21:00~22:30~90 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Jeremy Paxman.~false~14/07/2009~22:30~23:20~50 The Wire~~Middle Ground~~Christine Moore~Robert Wisdom,Deirdre Lovejoy,Idris Elba,Aiden Gillen,Andre Royo,Chad Coleman~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Critically acclaimed drama series about drug dealers in West Baltimore and the police investigating them. While Stringer and Avon reminisce on how far they've come, the police wire begins to yield information about them. Tipped by Burrell, Carcetti sees Amsterdam for himself and Colvin awaits his fate. Cutty hits upon an unusual benefactor for his boxing gym and continues to reach out to the corner boys.~false~14/07/2009~23:20~00:25~65 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~15/07/2009~00:25~03:35~190 Tikkabilla~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, and things to make. Paul, Beverley and Tamba find out about shoes, animal sounds, football and the jungle.~false~15/07/2009~06:00~06:30~30 Teletubbies~~My Mum's a Doctor~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pre-school fun, fantasy and education. Po has too much Tubby Custard and gets Tubby Custard tummy.~false~15/07/2009~06:30~07:00~30 Lunar Jim~~Ted and the Stick-Um Plant~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool stop-frame animation. Lunar Jim lives in Moonaluna, on the second to last moon of the Milky Way. When Ted sticks himself to Delores with Eco's sticky tree tar, his hand pops free when he touches Ripple's frozen lunarberries. Later, when Ted sits on a rare Stick-Um plant, the lunarberries don't free him.~false~15/07/2009~07:00~07:10~10 Kerwhizz~~Castle Kingdom~~~Jacob Scipio,Kriselle Basilio,Telka Donyai,Yasmin Garrad,Alex Velleman,Jermaine Woods~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Kerwhizzitor is the quiz controller with even more kerwhizzical questions up his sleeve for teams Ninki, Twist and Kit. They need to choose their mods carefully to avoid a castle catastrophe in another crazy race world, so must do their best to answer the questions.~false~15/07/2009~07:10~07:35~25 LazyTown~~Little Sportacus~~~Magnus Scheving,Julianna Rose Mauriello,Stefan Karl Stefansson~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight-year-old, and superhero Sportacus, as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Their friends include Ziggy, who likes sweets, Stingy, who can't share anything, Pixel, who loves video games, and Trixie, who can't follow rules. Robbie shrinks Sportacus, turning him into a ten-year-old boy again. Stephanie and the LazyTown children help Little Sportacus sneak into Robbie's lair so he can change back into his superhero self.~false~15/07/2009~07:35~08:00~25 Maya and Miguel~~Chrissy's Big Move~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Ten-year-old bilingual twins Maya and Miguel Santos are convinced that there is nothing they can't do, fix, improve or invent for their family and friends. Maya's friend Chrissy discovers that her father's job has been transferred and is moving the whole family to Hong Kong. Chrissy is distraught and doesn't want to go. Eager to help her friend adjust to a very different culture, Maya enlists Miguel and the gang to perform an introduction to Hong Kong for Chrissy.~false~15/07/2009~08:00~08:25~25 Stake Out~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's hidden camera game show that finds out how well kids know their mates. Unsuspecting member of the public Stuart is invited to Stake Out's Scotland headquarters for a few hilarious hits, but will he work out it's a set-up? His mates could win prizes.~false~15/07/2009~08:25~08:55~30 Krypto the Superdog~~Kids in Capes~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation about Superman's puppy Krypto. Kevin and Andrea team up when they become super-powered like Krypto.~false~15/07/2009~08:55~09:05~10 Krypto the Superdog~~Attack of the Virtual Vegetable~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation about Superman's puppy Krypto. Krypto and Kevin are transferred into a videogame that tests their game-playing skills and superpowers.~false~15/07/2009~09:05~09:20~15 Jakers: The Adventures of Piggley Winks~~Macarooned~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Porcine adventures with Piggley Winks and friends. Grandpa Piggley recounts the story of the time he was lost at sea and subsequently stranded on a remote island.~false~15/07/2009~09:20~09:40~20 Basil's Game Show~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~A host of games, entertainment and comedy from Basil's Swap Shop, with special guests.~false~15/07/2009~09:40~10:10~30 What's New Scooby Doo?~~Gold Paw~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animated series about a group of teenage sleuths and their cowardly dog. The gang's visit to Fort Knox uncovers a priceless monster.~false~15/07/2009~10:10~10:30~20 Beat the Boss~~Beach Inflatable~~Charlotte Ingham~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Saira Khan presents as a team of three children go head to head with three top business people to create a novel product for the children's market. Both teams have to come up with a giant inflatable game for the beach. The Big Shots know all about business but the Bright Sparks have inside knowledge of the children's market.~false~15/07/2009~10:30~11:00~30 Alien Empire~~Battle Zone~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~A journey to the heart of the insect empire, one of the most successful life forms on the planet. The programme goes fishing in the rainforests of Panama and Costa Rica, searching for fishing bugs and abseiling wasps, whose unusual behaviour has never before been documented on film.~false~15/07/2009~11:00~11:30~30 The Daily Politics~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Andrew Neil and Anita Anand cover Prime Minister's Questions and the top political stories of the day.~false~15/07/2009~11:30~13:00~90 Castle in the Country~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~John Craven and Nicki Chapman explore the treasures in and around Mount Stuart on the Island of Bute. John visits a shopping centre which used to be the hub of the Scottish motor industry, Lars Tharp explains the history of a well-travelled fireplace, and James Martin presents the ultimate combination of mint and lamb.~false~15/07/2009~13:00~13:30~30 Working Lunch~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Business~The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.~false~15/07/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Animal Park~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Ben Fogle and Kate Humble explore life behind the scenes at Longleat Estate and Safari Park. Aggressive behaviour from the wolf pack can only mean one thing ? wolf cubs are on the way. The bird of the pharaohs, the Sacred Ibis, starts nesting in the aviary.~false~15/07/2009~14:00~14:30~30 Car Booty~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lorne Spicer presents a series in which people sell unwanted household goods at a car boot sale. 30-year-old Ayesha Hosein has been given the go-ahead to clear out her family home in Croydon. She's hoping to shake her stuff and raise 200 pounds at the boot sale for some belly dancing lessons.~false~15/07/2009~14:30~15:00~30 Murder, She Wrote~~What You Don't Know Can Kill You~~~Angela Lansbury,Anthony Michael Hall,Cari Shayne,Jerry Hardin~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Detective drama series following the adventures of Jessica Fletcher, successful mystery novelist and a talented amateur sleuth. An aggressive young Cabot Cove resident resents the boyfriend of Seth's niece Amy.~false~15/07/2009~15:00~15:45~45 Flog It!~~Lancaster~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The Flog It team visit Lancaster where experts Anita Manning and Phillip Serrell pore over your family treasures. Meanwhile, presenter Paul Martin pops up to the top of the town to tell the story of an amazing local structure.~false~15/07/2009~15:45~16:30~45 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Two of television's best-known antiques experts - Mark Franks and Lorne Spicer - battle each other at an auction, where they must spend 1,000 pounds of their own money purchasing the items that they think will make them the most profit. Then they must sell their purchases with the aim of making as much money as possible, testing their knowledge and expertise to the limit. There can only be one winner - the expert who makes the biggest profit.~false~15/07/2009~16:30~17:15~45 Escape to the Country~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Home relocation series. Jules Hudson is joined by Vanessa and Katie Novak from Sutton Coldfield, who are viewing country retreats in Oxfordshire. Can mother and daughter agree on what they really want, and will Jules find them their perfect home?~false~15/07/2009~17:15~18:00~45 Eggheads~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the formidable Eggheads, who include millionaire winner Judith Keppel, former Brain of Britain Chris Hughes and World Quiz Champion Kevin Ashman.~false~15/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds~~Vanessa Feltz v Nicki Chapman~~Michelle Bullen~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~TV presenters Vanessa Feltz and Nicki Chapman go head-to-head to see who is the best at spotting antique bargains. They scour an antique centre in Farnham, Surrey, to find three items each which they can then sell for profit at an auction in London. Among the items Vanessa opts for is a needlepoint footstool while Nicki chooses some decorative vases.~false~15/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 The Culture Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Miranda Sawyer presents from the Manchester International Festival. Art critic Alastair Sooke puts himself through a four hour live art experience curated by artist Marina Abramovic at the Whitworth Gallery. Zaha Hadid converts the Manchester Art Gallery into a new chamber music hall for the solo works of Bach and there is a performance by violinist Alina Ibragimova. Rufus Wainwright talks about his first opera, Prima Donna - a collaboration with Opera North - which gets its world premiere on 10 July 2009; and Dancer Carlos Acosta prepares to perform new work at the festival exploring the idea of the male muse in ballet. There is also a profile of the Young at Heart Chorus, 25 singers in their seventies and eighties. They have been rehearsing a brand new show for the Manchester Festival based on iconic Manchester songs. All that plus Film Club with Mark Kermode and Simon Mayo.~false~15/07/2009~19:00~19:50~50 Dean the Diving Decorator~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Wildlife documentary. Dean is a painter and decorator by trade, but he dreams of being a wildlife cameraman. He's spent the past few years filming in a freezing flooded quarry in Leicester. Although he's an amateur, Dean's footage of courting pike was so good it was used in The Nature of Britain. This film was made to share more of Dean's fantastic footage. It also features Dean talking about his experiences. Presented by Jenny Eclair.~false~15/07/2009~19:50~20:00~10 Home for Life~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~No Genre~Designers Jamie Anley and Phil Nutley believe that homes should be a reflection of their owners, not just homogenous identikit houses. After 14 years in a world of magnolia and oversized furniture, an Essex couple decide to tackle their nondescript home, while a couple in Aston have recently bought a million pound house, but hate the dated decor. Over five months Phil and Jamie encourage and inspire the families to put their own personality into their homes - with some unexpected results.~false~15/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Dragons' Den~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The banks may not be parting with their funds right now, but will our multi-millionaire Dragons still be prepared to back the best business with their own money? Alan Mandel Butler is looking for investment in a horror-based scare attraction. How will the Dragons respond to Katie Olver who has them starring in her personalised romance novels? Plus an eco-friendly patio heater, a more cat-friendly collar, a hat to make wrinkles disappear and an invention that puts an end to nuisance phone calls.~false~15/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Taking the Flak~~Black Gold, Code Red~~Jon Rolph,Adam Miller~Martin Jarvis,Doon Mackichan,Bruce MacKinnon,Kobna Holdbrook-Smith,Joanna Brookes,Lloyd Owen~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom with Martin Jarvis and Doon Mackichan. In London, new desk-jockey Alex sparks a panic among the BBC team in war-torn Karibu by declaring a Code Red. Are the Americans on their way? Chief Foreign Editor David thinks so, and is terrified that they may park their tanks on his lawn. Stringer Harry tries to find a story he can sell to London, but like the team's new hotel, he is suffering an energy crisis.~false~15/07/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Gavin Esler.~false~15/07/2009~22:30~23:20~50 Golf: The Open 2009 - Preview~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~On the eve of the 138th Open Championship, Gary Lineker looks ahead to the next four days as Turnberry hosts the event for the first time in 15 years. Ireland's Padraig Harrington hopes to secure a third successive Open title and in doing so join Tom Watson, Greg Norman and Nick Price on the roll of honour at the South Ayrshire course.~false~15/07/2009~23:20~00:20~60 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~16/07/2009~00:20~04:45~265 Tikkabilla~~Transport and Bugs~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, and things to make. Simon, Lorna and Tamba look at transport and bugs, and sing The Slimy Song.~false~16/07/2009~06:00~06:30~30 Teletubbies~~Tweet Tweet~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pre-school fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies are enjoying their Tubby Toast when a voice trumpet brings them a message.~false~16/07/2009~06:30~07:00~30 Lunar Jim~~Homemade Circus~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool stop-frame animation. Lunar Jim lives in Moonaluna, on the second to last moon of the Milky Way. Ted is disappointed when the Super Space Circus have to cancel their visit to Moonaluna at the last minute, but the day is saved when the gang put on their own circus.~false~16/07/2009~07:00~07:10~10 Kerwhizz~~Bedroom Zoom~~~Jacob Scipio,Kriselle Basilio,Telka Donyai,Yasmin Garrad,Alex Velleman,Jermaine Woods~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Kerwhizzitor is the quiz controller with more kerwhizzical questions up his sleeve for teams Ninki, Twist and Kit. They must be wide awake to answer his questions correctly - there's no time for snoring when there's scoring to be done in the big race.~false~16/07/2009~07:10~07:35~25 LazyTown~~Double Trouble~~~Magnus Scheving,Julianna Rose Mauriello,Stefan Karl Stefansson~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight-year-old, and superhero Sportacus, as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. When the mayor of LazyTown goes away for the day, Robbie poses as mayor so he can change LazyTown's rules, and orders Sportacus to leave forever. However, when Robbie gets into trouble, Sportacus returns to save him and LazyTown from a rotten fate.~false~16/07/2009~07:35~08:00~25 Maya and Miguel~~Career Day~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Ten-year-old bilingual twins Maya and Miguel Santos are convinced that there is nothing they can't do, fix, improve or invent for their family and friends. It's Career Day and each child gets to spend a whole day with a classmate's parent as a mentor. Maya ends up with Mort, an insurance salesman who has lost his self-belief. She takes it upon herself to find Mort a new career, but ultimately discovers that what he really needs is some help restoring his confidence.~false~16/07/2009~08:00~08:20~20 Thumb Wrestling Federation~~Wrap Match 2: N Fuego v Unit 19G~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Puppet animation featuring two rival thumb wrestling teams. It's a dance-off between the samba-prone N Fuego and the Dexteras' own robot, Unit 19G, who can only do the Robot. Even though 19G blasts the hot Sinistra with cooling water, N Fuego cheats and has his cohort, Cheeko Rojo, throw a chair at 19G.~false~16/07/2009~08:20~08:25~5 Do Something Different~~Afro~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's activity series in which Sam Nixon and Mark Rhodes hit the road to encourage the country's kids to find new things to do. Sam trains as an Afro hairdresser.~false~16/07/2009~08:25~09:00~35 Golf: The Open~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Gary Lineker and Hazel Irvine present live coverage of the 138th Open Championships, as the Claret Jug returns to Turnberry, on the Ayrshire coast for the first time since 1994. Zimbabwe's Nick Price emerged as the winner 15 years ago, beating Sweden's Jesper Parnevik by a single shot. Irishman Padraig Harrington has been the man to beat in recent years, the back-to-back defending champion is looking to become the first man to win three successive Opens since Peter Thomson in 1956. World number one Tiger Woods makes a welcome return to the event after missing out in 2008 due to knee surgery. Neither he nor Harrington have played the Turnberry course in a tournament before.~false~16/07/2009~09:00~20:00~660 Rick Stein's Far Eastern Odyssey~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Rick Stein takes the viewer on an epic culinary journey by sea, down rivers and overland to explore the Far East's diverse food cultures. He begins his odyssey in Cambodia, where he discovers the joys of freshly caught swimmer crabs cooked with green peppercorns from Kampot, once the king of pepper. He learns how to cook the famous Fish Amok, made with lemongrass and coconut and he samples Lok Lak, an extremely popular and delicious dish made with stir-fried strips of marinated beef.~false~16/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Mock the Week~~~~Geraldine Dowd~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Two teams of comedians take a satirical swipe at the news and world events. Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons and special guests Rhod Gilbert and Tom Stade.~false~16/07/2009~21:00~21:30~30 That Mitchell and Webb Look~~~~Ben Fuller~David Mitchell,Robert Webb,Toby Davies,Abigail Burdess,James Bachman,Mark Evans~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Comedy sketch show starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb. Features some unusual services you can get on your phone, including all of Wagner's operas by text; some people have a bit of a problem with a giant evil robot; and Rob gives David a less-than-relaxing massage. Plus Barbieri, the fifteenth century's finest inventor comes up with the tin opener, just five hundred years before the invention of the tin; and two Victorian brothers find their final farewell doesn't take as long as they expected.~false~16/07/2009~21:30~22:00~30 Psychoville~~~~Matt Lipsey~Steve Pemberton,Reece Shearsmith,Dawn French,Eileen Atkins,Daisy Haggard,Adrian Scarborough~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Dark comedy thriller series. Midwife Joy is left alone with her demonstration doll Freddy, when - like Pinocchio - a miracle happens. David and his mum lure their next victim to a waxwork museum and Mr Jolly explains to Mr Jelly the reason for the blackmail letters.~false~16/07/2009~22:00~22:30~30 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Gavin Esler.~false~16/07/2009~22:30~23:20~50 The Death of Respect~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~John Ware asks what has happened to British values and behaviour over the last 50 years. Britons lead Europe in everything from brand awareness and rates of obesity, to public drunkenness, drug use, sexually transmitted infections and family breakdown. There is also less intervention in acts of public nuisance while mutual mistrust between adults and children is growing. How did Brtiain get to where it is today?~false~16/07/2009~23:20~00:20~60 BBC News~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.~false~17/07/2009~00:20~04:05~225 Tikkabilla~~~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, and things to make. Justin, Beverley and Tamba find out about blue things, visit Higgledy House and sing the Weather Song.~false~17/07/2009~06:00~06:30~30 Teletubbies~~Bubbles~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Pre-school fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies watch some children making bubbles.~false~17/07/2009~06:30~07:00~30 Lunar Jim~~Moon Mole Madness~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool stop-frame animation. Lunar Jim lives in Moonaluna, on the second to last moon of the Milky Way. Moonaluna needs new power stones and Ripple locates them under the lunar surface. The only problem is that the rock is too hard for shovels, drills or the Earth Eater to break through.~false~17/07/2009~07:00~07:10~10 Kerwhizz~~The Daring Dino Dash~~~Jacob Scipio,Kriselle Basilio,Telka Donyai,Yasmin Garrad,Alex Velleman,Jermaine Woods~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Kerwhizzitor has more Kerwhizzical questions for the three totally terrific teams on this rock 'n' rollercoaster of a show. For Ninki, Twist and Kit, not everything is what it seems in this wacky race world, and they will need all the help they can get from their Pod Mods!~false~17/07/2009~07:10~07:35~25 LazyTown~~Trash Trouble~~~Magnus Scheving,Juilianna Rose Mauriello,Stefan Karl~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Fun with pink-haired Stephanie and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. The Mayor wants to keep LazyTown clean and tidy, but Robbie has other plans. Disguised as the official trash man, he convinces the kids that making a mess is more fun than cleaning up, and creates a giant trash cannon to shoot trash all over town. When the trash cannon goes berserk, Sportacus arrives and saves LazyTown and Robbie from being buried in rubbish - saving the day again!~false~17/07/2009~07:35~08:00~25 Maya and Miguel~~I've Got to Beat Miguel~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Ten-year-old bilingual twins Maya and Miguel Santos are convinced that there is nothing they can't do, fix, improve or invent for their family and friends. Tito really admires his big cousin Miguel. He decides to imitate everything Miguel says, does and wears, from his sneakers to his haircut. Miguel is flattered by this new Mini-Miguel, but Maya finds the whole thing annoying. Later, Tito's cool response to an emergency makes him realise he can be cool just by being Tito.~false~17/07/2009~08:00~08:20~20 Thumb Wrestling Federation~~Wrap Match 3: Wasabi v Corbata~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Puppet animation featuring two rival thumb wrestling teams. Teenage video game champion Corbata gains the upper hand when he jabs the Dextera's poet laureate as swiftly as if she were a game controller, and almost destroys her with the illegal Cheat Code. Pinky distracts Corbata with a poem to Wasabi, allowing the girl to perform her most powerfully lyrical move, the Best Poem Ever.~false~17/07/2009~08:20~08:25~5 Do Something Different~~Stock Car Racing~~~~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's activity series in which Sam Nixon and Mark Rhodes hit the road to encourage the country's kids to find new things to do. Mark takes up a challenge to repair a car, and learns to drive in a stock car race in just a week.~false~17/07/2009~08:25~09:00~35 Golf: The Open~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Gary Lineker presents further live coverage of the Open Championships from the Ailsa course at Turnberry. The course first held the event in 1977, with Tom Watson beating Jack Nicklaus by a single shot in one of the best finishes in Major history, the contest is fondly remembered as the Duel in the Sun. For the 2009 tournament, the famous picturesque course has been lengthened by 247 yards. There are six new tee positions and three additional bunkers have also been added. The course's signature hole is the 10th, where players face a daunting 200 yard drive over the bay, alongside the famous lighthouse.~false~17/07/2009~09:00~20:00~660 First Night of the Proms~~~~Helen Mansfield~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~From the Royal Albert Hall the 115th Proms season launches with the BBC Symphony Orchestra under the baton of chief conductor Jirí Belohlávek. Clive Anderson introduces an exciting mix of music by Elgar, Brahms, Tchaikovsky and Stravinsky; and performances by singers Ailish Tynan and Alice Coote, and pianists Stephen Hough, and Katia and Marielle Labèque. During the interval there's discussion and chat with the artists and some special guests.~false~17/07/2009~20:00~22:30~150 Newsnight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Gavin Esler.~false~17/07/2009~22:30~23:00~30 Newsnight Review~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Round table arts and culture discussion programme with Martha Kearney.~false~17/07/2009~23:00~23:35~35 T: Highlights~~~~~The Killers,Elbow,Razorlight,Lily Allen,Lady Gaga,Keane~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Edith Bowman, Nick Grimshaw and Reggie Yates present highlights from the 2009 T in the Park festival at Kinross, Scotland, including performances from The Killers, Elbow, Razorlight, Lily Allen, Lady Gaga, Keane, Pet Shop Boys, Snow Patrol, Manic Street Preachers and The Ting Tings. Plus there's exclusive performances from the BBC Three InTimate stage and behind-the-scenes reports from Matt Edmondson.~false~17/07/2009~23:35~01:35~120