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The Treacle People~~Stormy Weather~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Children's animation series set in the treacle-mining town of Sabden Moor. It's raining cats and dogs in the village and the whole place is soaked. Where's Moobark gone? And what have the Boggarts got in store for Sabden?~false~22/11/2009~05:55~06:05~10
Sali Mali~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's programme charting the various adventures of Sali and her friend Jackdaw. Narrated by Rhys Ifans.~false~22/11/2009~06:05~06:10~5
The Hoobs~~Jambo Tambo~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. The Hoobs' African friend Rijina is about to release Tambo the baby elephant back into the wild. But Tula is worried. Will Tambo be alright left alone in the African Bush without anyone to help her?~false~22/11/2009~06:10~06:35~25
AVP Pro Beach Volleyball Tour~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Highlights from the AVP Pro Beach Volleyball Tour in San Francisco, USA.~false~22/11/2009~06:35~07:30~55
Freesports on 4~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Extreme sports coverage from the urban downhill mountain biking challenge in Rio, Brazil.~false~22/11/2009~07:30~08:00~30
Freesports on 4~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Phil Young presents the finale of the Breakdancing World Championship 2009 at Brixton Academy.~false~22/11/2009~08:00~08:55~55
T4:Friends~~The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,David Schwimmer,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Ross asks the guys for moral support when he meets Elizabeth's dad for the first time. Joey's job on his new sitcom is jeopardised. With special guest Bruce Willis.~false~22/11/2009~08:55~09:25~30
T4:Hollyoaks Omnibus~~~~~Ashley Slanina-Davies,Kieron Richardson,Dominique Jackson,Nico Mirallegro,Gerard McCarthy,Garnon Davies~false~false~false~true~false~false~true~false~~~Soap~Amy returns to Hollyoaks and finds it difficult to settle back in. Ste refuses to speak to Amy. Lauren is suspicious of Newt's feelings towards Rae. Kris, Elliot and Zak are becoming disillusioned with their jobs. Elliot and Sheila break up. Darren is sacked after the incident with Tom. Hannah worries that Darren has fallen off the wagon again.~false~22/11/2009~09:25~11:55~150
T4:JLS in 3D~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~JLS are filmed in 3D performing their hits as part of Channel 4's 3D week.~false~22/11/2009~11:55~12:10~15
T4:90210~~9/24 - Secrets and Lies~~~Shenae Grimes,Rob Estes,Tristan Wilds,AnnaLynne McCord,Dustin Milligan,Ryan Eggold~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Teen drama series. Silver invites a few friends over for a girls' night, but things quickly get out of hand. Annie and Dixon learn that they have an older brother who was given up for adoption long ago.~false~22/11/2009~12:10~13:10~60
T4:Rimmel London Presents the World's Greatest Pop Star: Pink~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Music series celebrating the life and work of pop icons. US reality TV personality Kim Kardashian advocates Pink, delving into her non-Hollywood attitude and varied career.~false~22/11/2009~13:10~14:10~60
T4:JLS in 3D~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~JLS are filmed in 3D performing their hits as part of Channel 4's 3D week.~false~22/11/2009~14:10~14:25~15
T4:Friends~~The One Where Paul's the Man~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,David Schwimmer,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Ross secretly takes his girlfriend away for the weekend, even though her father threatens to have him fired if he continues to see her.~false~22/11/2009~14:25~15:00~35
T4:Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert~~~~Bruce Hendricks~Miley Cyrus,Billy Ray Cyrus,Joe Jonas,Kevin Jonas,Nick Jonas,Kenny Ortega~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Pop star Miley Cyrus and alter-ego Hannah Montana live in concert. Filmed in 3D.~false~22/11/2009~15:00~16:40~100
T4:The Simpsons~~Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Mr Burns is ordered to clean up his nuclear plant when a three-eyed fish is discovered in a local river.~false~22/11/2009~16:40~17:10~30
T4:The Simpsons~~Dancin' Homer~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Homer becomes a baseball mascot.~false~22/11/2009~17:10~17:45~35
Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~22/11/2009~17:45~18:30~45
Jamie's American Road Trip~~6/6~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Jamie Oliver takes the culinary journey of a lifetime as he travels through the US to learn about its people, culture, music and food. The final stop on Jamie's tour is a Navajo Indian reservation in Arizona, where he gets a crash course in spirituality.~false~22/11/2009~18:30~19:30~60
Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~22/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30
Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Reality series in which people compete to be the best dinner-party host. Kent's Swale estuary is the location for this week's tempestuous culinary contest.~false~22/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60
Embarrassing Old Bodies~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Health~Let's get it over and done with. Yes, there is an elderly gent with a deeply personal problem with his genitals. And yes, we do see it in all its glory. Most of the other "embarrassing" conditions that Doctors Christian Jessen and Pixie McKenna see in this programme are fairly typical of someone not in the first flush of youth: bunions, hearing loss, varicose veins, dodgy bowels and prostate cancer among them. Gosh, there's a lot to look forward to after you hit 60. But the good news is that there's no need for all these older patients to suffer in silence, because there are revolutionary new treatments available. And, while we've all heard about the female menopause, it turns out men go through it, too. So if you're living with a Grumpy Old Man, it could be caused by the andropause. 
 
 Radio Times reviewer - Jane Rackham ~true~22/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
Derren Brown Presents: The 3D Magic Spectacular~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Derren Brown hosts a special programme in which the world's greatest magicians perform in 3D. Britain's leading performers dazzle the audience and archive footage features performances of some of history's most famous tricks.~false~22/11/2009~22:00~23:10~70
The Greatest Ever 3D Moments~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~A countdown of the top ten greatest 3D moments in cinema, TV and pop music. Featuring classic clips dating back to the birth of 3D in the 1950s, through to the hi-tech spectaculars of recent times. With interviews from the creative talents who worked on the clips, discussing how they were made and what was their impact on later 3D innovations.~false~22/11/2009~23:10~00:10~60
4Music Intros: Taio Cruz~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Melvin Odoom introduces some of the hottest young musical talent in the UK. Here he meets singer-songwriter Taio Cruz.~false~23/11/2009~00:10~00:15~5
Dance for Eternity~~~~Michael Gilroy~Anna Bolt,Michael Gilroy~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Award-winning short drama from first-time director Michael Gilroy. Two lovers make a promise to each other that will alter their lives forever.~false~23/11/2009~00:15~00:30~15
My Name Is Earl~~Guess Who's Coming Out of Joy~~~Jason Lee,Jaime Pressly,Ethan Suplee,Nadine Velazquez~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~The adventures of small-time crook Earl Hickey, who tries to make up for his past mistakes. Earl remembers Joy's first pregnancy.~false~23/11/2009~00:30~01:00~30
My Name Is Earl~~Harassed a Reporter~~~Jason Lee,Jaime Pressly,Ethan Suplee,Nadine Velazquez~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~The adventures of small-time crook Earl, who tries to make amends for his past misdeeds. Earl contacts Nicole, a television reporter whose ratings dropped after Earl heckled her live reports.~false~23/11/2009~01:00~01:30~30
My Name Is Earl~~Two Balls, Two Strikes~~~Jason Lee,Jaime Pressly,Ethan Suplee,Nadine Velazquez~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Comedy series. Several years ago, Earl inflicted an 'unfortunate accident' on an overbearing businessman. Earl wants to help him, but he ends up making things worse.~false~23/11/2009~01:30~02:00~30
What Becomes of the Broken Hearted?~~~1999~Ian Mune~Jake Heke*Temuera Morrison|Sonny Heke*Clint Eruera|Tania Rogers*Nancy Brunning|Apeman*Pete Smith|Grunt*Lawrence Makoare|Mulla Rota*Rawiri Paratene|Nig Heke*Julian Arahanga|Rita*Edna Stirling|Beth Heke*Rena Owen~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~false~2~18~Film~Once Were Warriors was a frighteningly believable account of domestic violence and did a lot to overturn the cosy picture postcard view of modern New Zealand. It was a lot to live up to and sadly this belated sequel has to go down as a disappointment despite the return of star Temuera Morrison and writer Alan Duff. Morrison is Jake the Musc, who still spends his time drinking himself - and beating other people - senseless. However, when his son (Julian Arahanga) is killed in a gang shooting, he is forced to reevaluate his life. Director Ian Mune is fine on detailing the despair of working class Maori, but focuses too much on the gang lifestyle, which seems to have come out of some American ghetto thriller. Morrison is as impressive as ever, though.  ~false~23/11/2009~02:00~03:50~110
King of the Hill~~Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~American animation about a Texan family. Hank enrols Bobby in a clown class at a local community college in a bid to stop him making wisecracks at school. However, the instructor's insistence on teaching classical comic theory takes all the fun out of the exercise.~false~23/11/2009~03:50~04:15~25
King of the Hill~~Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~American animated sitcom about a redneck family. To get back to his Laotian heritage, Kahn adopts a Spartan lifestyle and abandons the swimming pool his neighbours helped build.~false~23/11/2009~04:15~04:40~25
The Class~~The Class Has a Snow Day~~~Andrea Anders,Jon Bernthal,Lizzy Caplan,Jesse Tyler Ferguson,Heather Goldenhersh,Sean Maguire~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~US sitcom about a group of former classmates who are reunited after 20 years. A snowstorm causes chaos in Philadelphia on Valentine's Day.~false~23/11/2009~04:40~05:05~25
Switched~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~US reality series in which two teenagers from different cities swap places. A sheltered midwesterner spends a weekend on an Indian reservation, while her Native American counterpart attends an all-girl Catholic school and conquers her fear of heights by diving off the high board.~false~23/11/2009~05:05~05:30~25
St Elsewhere~~Addiction~~~~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Hospital drama series. Dr Morrison tries to keep his mind on his work as his pregnant wife lies in prolonged and agonising labour.~false~23/11/2009~05:30~06:15~45
The Hoobs~~Overloaded~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool entertainment. The Hoobmobile is overloaded and the only solution is to get rid of some of Groove's collection.~false~23/11/2009~06:15~06:40~25
Planet Cook~~Something Fishy~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captain Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock.~false~23/11/2009~06:40~07:00~20
Freshly Squeezed~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Pop music magazine, including a look at the week's single releases. Presented by Nick Grimshaw and Rick Edwards.~false~23/11/2009~07:00~07:30~30
Everybody Loves Raymond~~Father Knows Least~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts,Maggie Wheeler~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Ray refuses to attend parenting classes, a move that provokes hostility from Debra. But once he learns of the indirect benefits of attending the classes, he decides to take part.~false~23/11/2009~07:30~08:00~30
Frasier~~Adventures in Paradise: 2~~~Kelsey Grammer,JoBeth Williams,Bebe Neuwirth~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a radio psychiatrist. Frasier and Madeline's romantic night in Bora Bora is spoiled by the coincidental presence of Lilith and her new boyfriend. Frasier's subsequent display of jealousy, coupled with a comic misunderstanding, serves to drive Madeline away.~false~23/11/2009~08:00~08:30~30
Frasier~~Burying a Grudge~~~Kelsey Grammer,John Mahoney,David Hyde Pierce,Jane Leeves,Peri Gilpin~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a radio psychiatrist. Frasier's father, Martin, discovers that a policeman with whom he had a love-hate relationship is in hospital, and decides to pay him a visit.~false~23/11/2009~08:30~09:00~30
Will and Grace~~Homo for the Holidays~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. Will and Grace meet Jack's mother, who doesn't know that her son is gay, when she invites both of them to Thanksgiving dinner.~false~23/11/2009~09:00~09:30~30
Friends~~The One with the Ring~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,David Schwimmer,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Chandler chooses a ring for Monica, and Rachel tries to get Paul to open up to her.~false~23/11/2009~09:30~10:00~30
Friends~~The One with the Proposal~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat, and a dormitory incident reminds Ross of his girlfriend's youth.~false~23/11/2009~10:00~10:30~30
The Big Bang Theory~~The Middle Earth Paradigm~~~Kaley Cuoco,Johnny Galecki,Kunal Nayyar,Jim Parsons,Simon Helberg~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Flat-share comedy series about two brainy but socially clueless physicists. Penny hosts a Halloween party, which tests the social skills of Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali.~false~23/11/2009~10:30~11:00~30
Ugly Betty~~Ugly Berry~~~America Ferrera,Lindsay Lohan,Eric Mabius,Ana Ortiz,Vanessa Williams,Tony Plana~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. Betty finds herself competing with Kimmie. New citizen Ignacio prepares to vote for the first time. Hilda takes advantage of the increased election traffic. Wilhelmina wants to hire a new financial officer whom Daniel can't stand.~false~23/11/2009~11:00~12:00~60
News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~23/11/2009~12:00~12:30~30
Back to You~~Cradle to Grave~~~Kelsey Grammer,Patricia Heaton,Fred Willard,Laura Marano~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom starring sitcom veterans Kelsey Grammer and Patricia Heaton as a pair of bickering news anchors. Chuck babysits Gracie while Kelly gives the eulogy at a funeral for a former member of WURG.~false~23/11/2009~12:30~12:55~25
Wife Swap USA~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Reality programme in which wives swap their husbands, children and homes for up to two weeks. The Robarge family from New York swap with the McDonalds from Washington. Champion lumberjack Andrea Robarge believes that family comes first, while the liberal McDonalds have a different approach to parenting - Mum Sarina works in an office during the day, and as a burlesque dancer at night, leaving husband Dan to look after the two boys with the help of their grandmother.~false~23/11/2009~12:55~13:50~55
The Tall T~~~1957~Budd Boetticher~Pat Brennan*Randolph Scott|Usher*Richard Boone|Doretta Mims*Maureen O'Sullivan|Ed Rintoon*Arthur Hunnicutt|Billy Jack*Skip Homeier|Chink*Henry Silva|Willard Mims*John Hubbard|Tenvoorde*Robert Burton~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~4~U~Film~A perfect small-scale western. Randolph Scott plays the very ordinary cowpoke who stumbles into the hands of kidnappers, carefully biding his time to turn the tables and free their captive, the rich man's wife played by Maureen O'Sullivan. The outlaws are finely etched in Burt Kennedy's screenplay (from an Elmore Leonard story) as both ruthless and human, and skilfully portrayed by Henry Silva, Skip Homeier and, especially, Richard Boone as their leader, a lonely, intelligent figure who cannot escape his nature. It is superbly filmed, almost entirely outdoors, by director Budd Boetticher, and the vivid, desolate landscape greatly enhances the drama.~false~23/11/2009~13:50~15:25~95
Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest David Lloyd.~false~23/11/2009~15:25~16:10~45
Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~The game show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Hosted by Noel Edmonds.~false~23/11/2009~16:10~17:00~50
The Paul O'Grady Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Paul O'Grady hosts the comedy chat show with celebrity guests including Delia Smith.~false~23/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
The Simpsons~~Pygmoelian~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Moe undergoes plastic surgery and becomes a hot new soap opera star.~false~23/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
Hollyoaks~~~~~Mercedes Fisher*Jennifer Metcalfe|Malachy Fisher*Glen Wallace|Calvin Valentine*Ricky Whittle|Newt*Nico Mirallegro|Gaz Bennett*Joel Goonan|Hannah Ashworth*Emma Rigby|Josh Ashworth*Sonny Flood|Rhys Ashworth*Andrew Moss|Neville Ashworth*Jim Millea|Mike Barnes*Tony Hirst|Zoe Carpenter*Zoe Lister|Dave Colburn*Elliot James Langridge|Steph Cunningham*Carley Stenson|Carmel Valentine*Gemma Merna|Sasha Valentine*Nathalie Emmanuel~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Mercedes has her forthcoming routine HIV check-up and insists on going alone. However, she runs into the arms of Calvin after getting a call back from the hospital. Newt finds himself the unwanted centre of attention at school, and discusses his fear with Jack after his involvement in Tom's drunken encounter. Darren receives a frosty reception from Jack. Darren asks if he can hold a family day at the Dog.~false~23/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~23/11/2009~19:00~19:55~55
3 Minute Wonder: Subtitles Not Included~~Deaf as a Post~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Short film. In a city of noise, creating your own soundscape can be nice. However, not everything works as planned.~false~23/11/2009~19:55~20:00~5
Dispatches: Return to Africa's Witch Children~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~A follow-up to the award-winning documentary on the children of Africa's Niger Delta being denounced by Christian pastors as witches and wizards and then killed, tortured or abandoned. The film forced the Nigerian authorities and the UN to act. Legislation came into force making it illegal to brand children as witches and some pastors were arrested. Gary Foxcroft of Lancaster-based charity Stepping Stones returns to Nigeria and discovers more horrors committed in the name of religion.~false~23/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60
How to Look Good Naked: Sexy Over 60~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Makeover series. Gok Wan turns his attention to 72-year-old Sue, who feels like she is 'fading away'. Gok's challenge is to stop her feeling shapeless and frumpy, and show her how to get her groove back.~false~23/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
Ugly Betty~~20/24 - Rabbit Test~~~Betty Suarez*America Ferrera|Justin Suarez*Mark Indelicato|Daniel Meade*Eric Mabius|Ignacio Suarez*Tony Plana|Hilda Suarez*Ana Ortiz|Matt Hartley*Daniel Eric Gold|Calvin Hartley*David Rasche|Wilhelmina Slater*Vanessa Williams~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Yet again things have taken a turn for the worse at Mode. The "sex issue" has bombed so now the magazine's financial situation is in meltdown. The execs have been forced to use public transport, most of the office furniture is being sold off and, before you can say "it's nothing personal", a bland little man from HR is handing out redundancy notices to the staff, including one to receptionist Amanda. Only Betty's happy - actually she's like a cat that got the whole dairy not just the cream - because she's nabbed herself a good-looking, rich boyfriend. And through him (or rather his billionaire father, Calvin Hartley) there's a chance Mode could be saved.
 
 Radio Times reviewer - Jane Rackham~true~23/11/2009~22:00~23:00~60
Gordon Ramsay's F Word~~3/12~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Chef Gordon Ramsay presents the fast-paced food magazine show celebrating the very best of Britain's independent local restaurants. Two French restaurants go head to head as Gordon travels to Paris to learn about croissants. Kelly Brook takes on the Recipe Challenge with her stuffed Greek peppers.~false~23/11/2009~23:00~00:00~60
4Music Intros: Codeine Velvet Club~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Melvin Odoom introduces Jon Fratelli's new band, Codeine Velvet Club.~false~24/11/2009~00:00~00:05~5
4Play: Friendly Fires~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~An exclusive performance and chat with Friendly Fires.~false~24/11/2009~00:05~00:25~20
King of the Hill~~Serpunt~~~~false~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~~~Animation~American animation about a family in suburban Texas. Hank and Dale take to the sewers to track and capture a missing snake.~false~24/11/2009~00:25~00:55~30
King of the Hill~~The Peggy Horror Picture Show~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~American animation about a family in suburban Texas. Peggy makes a new friend when she finds a shop full of shoes that fit her enormous feet.~false~24/11/2009~00:55~01:25~30
The Yes Men~~~2003~Dan Ollman, Sarah Price, Chris Smith~Andy Bichlbaum*Andy Bichlbaum|Mike Bonanno*Mike Bonanno~true~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~2~15~Documentary~This documentary follows the mayhem caused by two antiglobalisation activists who pass themselves off as representatives of the World Trade Organisation. Andy Bichlbaum and Mike Bonnano created a spoof WTO website that was so convincing it led to invitations to speak at several prestigious trade events around the globe. The film follows the duo as they lecture bemused audiences on the benefits of vote-selling and "involuntary labour", as well as demonstrating their "Management Leisure Suit", complete with a phallic, inflatable communications console. However, all this feels like a rather smug enterprise. Had the significance of their stunts been placed in an intellectual context, this might have packed more of a punch. As it is, the "Yes Men" waste their unique access by settling for student-style skits that serve only to embarrass their victims, rather than challenge the spread of globalisation itself. ~false~24/11/2009~01:25~02:50~85
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip~~4am Miracle~~~Amanda Peet,Matthew Perry,Bradley Whitford,Steven Weber,Sarah Paulson,Timothy Busfield~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a late-night comedy sketch show. Matt waits for a moment of early-morning inspiration to rescue him from writer's block. Jordan and Danny compete to see which of them will make the better parent.~false~24/11/2009~02:50~03:35~45
Carpool~~~1996~Arthur Hiller~Franklin Laszlo*Tom Arnold|Daniel Miller*David Paymer|Martha*Rhea Perlman|Mr Hammerman*Rod Steiger|Detective Erdman*Kim Coates|Kayla*Rachael Leigh Cook|Andrew Miller*Mikey Kovar|Bucky Miller*Micah Gardener~false~true~false~true~true~false~true~false~2~PG~Film~Tom Arnold won the "Razzie" award for worst actor for his performance in this annoying chase movie, though, paradoxically, he's the only reason for watching it. Arnold's affable juvenile persona can be grating at times, but it suits his role here as a bumbling crook holding a car-load of kids hostage. Filmed in Vancouver (standing in for Seattle) by director Arthur Hiller, it runs out of steam way before the end, while the thin plot is entirely built around a succession of screeching tyres and sexist gags. This attempt at entertaining knockabout comedy is a perfect example of Hollywood dumbing down and treating its audience like idiots.~false~24/11/2009~03:35~05:05~90
St Elsewhere~~The Ties That Bind~~~Ed Flanders,William Daniels,Ed Begley Jr~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Hospital drama series. Jerry Singleton creates problems for the hospital staff when he demands instant and constant attention for his wife, who has suffered a stroke. The entire hospital is aware of his arrival when he drives his car straight through the front doors.~false~24/11/2009~05:05~05:55~50
The Treacle People~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Children's animation series set in the treacle-mining town of Sabden Moor.~false~24/11/2009~05:55~06:05~10
Sali Mali~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's animation. Sali Mali takes her friends ice skating on the pond.~false~24/11/2009~06:05~06:10~5
The Hoobs~~Flower Power~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. The Hoobs wonder what they can take back to Hoobland to remind them of the Peep planet.~false~24/11/2009~06:10~06:40~30
Planet Cook~~Suck It and See~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captain Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock.~false~24/11/2009~06:40~07:00~20
Freshly Squeezed~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Nick Grimshaw and Rick Edwards present a daily dose of pop culture featuring celebrity interviews, behind-the-scenes exclusives and music videos. Featuring a look at the week's new album releases.~false~24/11/2009~07:00~07:30~30
Everybody Loves Raymond~~Brother~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts,Maggie Wheeler~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. On the anniversary of his brother's divorce, Ray takes Robert out for the night.~false~24/11/2009~07:30~07:55~25
Frasier~~Seat of Power~~~Kelsey Grammer,John Mahoney,Jane Leeves,David Hyde Pierce,John C McGinley,Mike Starr~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a radio psychiatrist. Frasier and Niles can't fix the toilet, and then discover that the plumber they call in used to bully them at school. Niles is all for getting back at him, but Frasier wants to be adult about the whole thing.~false~24/11/2009~07:55~08:25~30
Frasier~~Roz in the Doghouse~~~Kelsey Grammer,John Mahoney,Jane Leeves,David Hyde Pierce,Peri Gilpin,Dan Butler~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a radio psychiatrist. After being neglected by Frasier, Roz accepts a producer's job with Bulldog.~false~24/11/2009~08:25~09:00~35
Will and Grace~~Terms of Employment~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. Grace clashes with a client who refuses to pay up for a design job. And Jack and Karen are commissioned to make a sexual harassment video.~false~24/11/2009~09:00~09:30~30
Friends~~The One with the Proposal~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~A confused Monica visits Richard's apartment. Chandler goes looking for her - will he find her in time?~false~24/11/2009~09:30~10:00~30
Friends~~The One with Monica's Thunder~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Chandler begins to worry about his performance in the bedroom. Monica catches Rachel and Ross kissing and thinks Rachel is trying to upstage her recent engagement.~false~24/11/2009~10:00~10:30~30
The Big Bang Theory~~The Dumpling Paradox~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Flat-share comedy series about two brainy but socially clueless physicists. Wolowitz seduces Penny's friend and commandeers her apartment, leaving Penny to sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's couch. As Wolowitz is occupied, the guys ask Penny to join one of their two-person Halo teams.~false~24/11/2009~10:30~11:00~30
Ugly Betty~~7/24 - Crush'd~~~America Ferrera,Eric Mabius,Ana Ortiz,Vanessa Williams,Tony Plana,Mark Indelicato~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. Betty works overtime to try to attract the attention of Jesse. Amanda moves in with Betty. Cliff proposes that he and Marc move in together.~false~24/11/2009~11:00~12:00~60
News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~24/11/2009~12:00~12:30~30
Back to You~~Business or Pleasure?~~~Kelsey Grammer,Patricia Heaton,Fred Willard,Laura Marano~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom starring sitcom veterans Kelsey Grammer and Patricia Heaton as a pair of bickering news anchors. When a good-looking young anchor from a rival network asks Kelly out on a date, Chuck jumps to the conclusion that the anchor is only trying to steal Kelly from the station.~false~24/11/2009~12:30~13:00~30
Wife Swap~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~American version of the hit Wife Swap series. Laid-back travelling family the Giletes allow their children to organise their own home schooling and roam freely around their carnival site. They swap mums with the ultra-efficient Turners, who structure every moment of their children's free time to optimise their future career opportunities.~false~24/11/2009~13:00~13:55~55
Three Faces West~~~1940~Bernard Vorhaus~John*John Wayne|Leni*Sigrid Gurie|Dr Braun*Charles Coburn|Nunk*Spencer Charters|Mrs Welles*Helen MacKellar|Eric*Roland Varno|Billy Welles*Sonny Bupp|Harris*Wade Boteler|Higgins*Trevor Bardette|Minister*Russell Simpson|Dr Thorpe*Charles Waldron|Radio announcer*Wendell Niles~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~true~2~U~Film~This modern western was one of John Wayne's first pictures at his home studio, Republic, after he'd become a hot box-office draw on loan-out for Stagecoach. It attempts to cash in on John Ford's The Grapes of Wrath by featuring the plight of Dust Bowl farmers as well as being a story about refugees from Nazi Germany settling in America. Wayne arranges for Charles Coburn's eminent Viennese surgeon and his daughter, played by Norwegian actress Sigrid Gurie, to move away from the doomed farming area and settle in Oregon. Preaching self-help and optimism, the film shows no sign of a left-wing viewpoint, though the director, Bernard Vorhaus, and one of the writers, Samuel Ornitz, were later blacklisted.~false~24/11/2009~13:55~15:25~90
Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest David Lloyd.~false~24/11/2009~15:25~16:10~45
Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~The game show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Hosted by Noel Edmonds.~false~24/11/2009~16:10~17:00~50
The Paul O'Grady Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Paul O'Grady hosts the comedy chat show. Guests include Cesar Millan and Al Murray.~false~24/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
The Simpsons~~Bart to the Future~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~A Native American casino manager shows Bart a glimpse of the future, in which Bart is an over-the-hill `moocher' and Lisa is president.~false~24/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
Hollyoaks~~~~~Kieron Richardson,Ashley Slanina-Davies,Dominique Jackson,Nico Mirallegro,Alice Barlow,Kent Riley~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Malachy is oblivious to the concerns Mercedes has about the results of her HIV check up. When they chat about their future together, Mercedes becomes frustrated and tells Malachy that she will not be able to forgive him if she is HIV positive. After preparing dinner for the Osbournes, Jake offers to take Loretta to Paris for the weekend. Holly asks Cindy if she can go to the same private school as Harry.~false~24/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~24/11/2009~19:00~19:55~55
3 Minute Wonder: Subtitles Not Included~~See Hear~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Short film. When other people try to fix you, they sometimes fail to understand what is going on because they are not always listening.~false~24/11/2009~19:55~20:00~5
The Old People's Home Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Architect George Clarke takes on his most ambitious project yet – to bring a retirement home long overdue for refurbishment into the modern age. George is determined to get things right but that's no easy feat when he discovers just how little money he has to transform such a large home.  If that wasn’t bad enough, the schedule becomes a logistical nightmare as building work must take place around the frail and elderly residents. Plus, can the project survive the discovery of potentially dangerous asbestos?  High drama, tense moments and a heart-warming story behind tonight's very special edition of The Old People’s Home Show.~false~24/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60
Relocation, Relocation: It's Never Too Late~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~In a special edition of the home-finder show, made for Channel 4’s Life Begins at 60 season, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer attempt to guide sweet nearly-80-somethings Margot and Henry onto the path to a new life. The pair, who have been married almost 50 years, are still living in their first home and claim they want a radical change, with a budget of £700,000 to spend on a new house in Berkshire and a posh fl at near the sea in Dorset. But as the hunt wears on, it’s clear their current home exerts a strong emotional pull on Henry, who strews obstacles in the way of every lovely house they’re shown. Or maybe he’s just fed up with Kirstie and Phil , who are at their chortling worst with their wearisome joshing and arch banter. Still, Henry and Margot have the last laugh, which is deeply satisfying to see. 
 
 Radio Times reviewer – Alison Graham~true~24/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
Gordon Ramsay's F Word~~4/12~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Chef Gordon Ramsay presents the fast-paced food magazine show celebrating the very best of Britain's independent local restaurants. Two Chinese establishments compete to prove they are the best local restaurant and Gordon hunts for a Chinese delicacy, mitten crab, in the River Thames.~false~24/11/2009~22:00~23:05~65
Cast Offs~~1/6~~~Dan*Peter Mitchell|Carrie*Kiruna Stamell|Will*Mat Fraser|Gabriella*Sophie Woolley|Tom*Tim Gebbels|April*Victoria Wright~false~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~~~Drama~That crunching sound you might be able to hear is the sound of new ground breaking. This series is the kind of thing Channel 4 was created in order to air - a programme that feels properly trailblazing, in this case in its portrayal of disabilities. Cast Offs is a six-part drama about a fictional reality TV show that takes a group of disabled people to an island and leaves them to fend for themselves. Disabled actors play the roles and helped with the script, and as a result it's a believable portrayal of grown-ups who drink, swear, have sex and arguments and reveal their character flaws. The action switches between the island and the earlier home life of Dan, a young paraplegic man who has joined a wheelchair basketball team in the hope, you feel, of escaping his over-possessive father. The macho basketball team is well drawn, as are the wrinkles of romance when you're a chair user. The trouble is, the scenes on the island feel forced. This is billed as a comedy drama, but that mainly means the characters laugh at things that aren't funny. Judging this opener in purely dramatic terms, Cast Offs is underpowered, but as a TV breakthrough it's huge. Episode two is tomorrow at 11.15pm. 
 
 Radio Times reviewer - David Butcher~true~24/11/2009~23:05~00:05~60
4Music Intros: Erik Hassle~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Melvin Odoom introduces Swedish singer and producer Erik Hassle.~false~25/11/2009~00:05~00:10~5
4Music Intros~~Tinashe~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~DJ Melvin Odoom introduces some of the hottest young musical talent in the UK. He meets charismatic singer-songwriter and guitarist, Tinashe.~false~25/11/2009~00:10~00:20~10
Bullrun 2009~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~The glamorous rally returns for 2009, as celebrities and international motorists drive 100 cars from New York City to the other side of the USA in seven days.~false~25/11/2009~00:20~00:50~30
PokerStars.com European Poker Tour~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~The PokerStars.com European Poker Tour continues with action from London. Among the contestants are world champions Peter Eastgate and Annette Obrestad.~false~25/11/2009~00:50~01:50~60
New York Marathon Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Coverage of the New York Marathon, one of the most significant road races of the marathon season. Great Britain's Paula Radcliffe competes.~false~25/11/2009~01:50~02:45~55
Gillette World Sport~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~In-depth coverage of sports from around the world, with interviews and competition highlights.~false~25/11/2009~02:45~03:10~25
Postmodern Pastimes~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~A look at unfashionable pastimes which are being embraced anew by unlikely devotees. In this edition, darts.~false~25/11/2009~03:10~03:25~15
Invasion~~Round Up~~~William Fichtner,Tyler Labine,Lisa Sheridan,Kari Matchett,Evan Peters,Eddie Cibrian~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Science-fiction series about a small coastal town in Florida struggling to rebuild itself after it is hit by a devastating and mysterious hurricane. As the hurricane hits the town of Homestead, Russell and Tom try to stop Szura. The National Guard rounds up Larkin, Mariel and the children.~false~25/11/2009~03:25~04:10~45
King of the Hill~~You Gotta Believe (in Moderation)~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~American animated sitcom about a Texas family. In order to raise money to save the local baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his team.~false~25/11/2009~04:10~04:35~25
The Class~~The Class Springs a Leak~~~Andrea Anders,Jon Bernthal,Lizzy Caplan,Jesse Tyler Ferguson,Heather Goldenhersh,Sean Maguire~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~US sitcom about a group of former classmates who are reunited after 20 years. When Duncan and Richie finally finish working on the house, Nicole resorts to desperate measures to keep them working there.~false~25/11/2009~04:35~05:00~25
Switched~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~US reality series in which two teenagers from different cities swap places. Panamanian-American champion boxer Daniel from Brooklyn travels to rural Utah where he experiences life with a big Mormon family, while fresh-faced Steve heads in the opposite direction and samples sushi and learns how to take a punch.~false~25/11/2009~05:00~05:25~25
St Elsewhere~~Lust et Veritas~~~Ed Flanders,William Daniels,Ed Begley Jr~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Hospital drama series. Jerry Singleton continues to create problems for the hospital staff in his efforts to get his wife the best medical attention. And a new plastic surgeon is proving a hit with the girls in the hospital.~false~25/11/2009~05:25~06:15~50
The Hoobs~~Llama Farmer~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. An animal on Peep Planet looks just like Groove.~false~25/11/2009~06:15~06:40~25
Planet Cook~~Light Up My Life~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captin Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock.~false~25/11/2009~06:40~07:00~20
Freshly Squeezed~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Pop music magazine. Rick Edwards and Jameela Jamil introduce the latest music videos.~false~25/11/2009~07:00~07:30~30
Everybody Loves Raymond~~Mozart~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. In an attempt to teach Ally not to be a quitter, Raymond resumes piano lessons with his mother.~false~25/11/2009~07:30~07:55~25
Frasier~~Retirement Is Murder~~~Kelsey Grammer,John Mahoney~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a radio psychiatrist. As Martin continues his 20-year obsession with solving a murder case, Frasier states that the killer is a monkey.~false~25/11/2009~07:55~08:30~35
Frasier~~Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice...~~~Kelsey Grammer,David Hyde Pierce,Peri Gilpin,Nathan Lane,John Mahoney,Jane Leeves~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. A Dr Crane-impersonating kleptomaniac steals Frasier's briefcase and car when he stops off at Cafe Nervosa.~false~25/11/2009~08:30~09:00~30
Will and Grace~~I Never Promised You an Olive Garden~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. Rob and Ellen feel neglected when Will and Grace start hanging around with a hipper, younger couple. Jack and Karen help each other through a parent-teacher conference for her stepchildren.~false~25/11/2009~09:00~09:30~30
Friends~~The One with Rachel's Book~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Everyone begins planning for Chandler and Monica's wedding - except her parents, who blow her wedding money on a beach house. Phoebe moves her massage parlour into Ross's apartment. Rachel is caught reading a trashy romantic novel.~false~25/11/2009~09:30~10:00~30
Friends~~The One with Phoebe's Cookies~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Phoebe holds the key to the best-tasting cookies ever, which drives chef Monica crazy. Rachel gets high-handed while trying to teach Joey how to sail. Chandler plays racketball with Monica's father and ends up accidentally giving him a lap dance.~false~25/11/2009~10:00~10:35~35
The Big Bang Theory~~Grasshopper Experiment~~~Kaley Cuoco,Johnny Galecki,Kunal Nayyar,Jim Parsons,Simon Helberg~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Flat-share comedy series about two brainy but socially clueless physicists. Koothrappali panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him, only to discover that he can actually talk to women after a few drinks. But things get complicated when his beautiful date shows more interest in Sheldon.~false~25/11/2009~10:35~11:00~25
Ugly Betty~~8/24 - Tornado Girl~~~America Ferrera,Eric Mabius,Ana Ortiz,Vanessa Williams,Tony Plana,Mark Indelicato~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. Betty races to prevent a PR disaster for Mode - will she reach Daniel in time?~false~25/11/2009~11:00~12:00~60
News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~25/11/2009~12:00~12:30~30
Great British Brands~~Bisto~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Entertaining, fact-filled insight into the history of one of Britain's best-loved brands. Paddy O'Connell tells the tale of the powder that revolutionised gravy-making, looks back fondly at the Bisto Kids, and analyses the link between the company's fortunes and the evolution of the British family.~false~25/11/2009~12:30~12:45~15
Wife Swap USA~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Reality programme in which wives swap their husbands, children and homes for up to two weeks. Born-again Christian mother Lee-Ann Childs, who along with her husband Chris believes that the man should be the head of the household, swaps places with Kim Beckham-Haskett, who is the bread winner in her liberal Christian family.~false~25/11/2009~12:45~13:40~55
Carry On Dick~~~1974~Gerald Thomas~Dick Turpin / Reverend Flasher*Sidney James|Harriet / Harry*Barbara Windsor|Captain Desmond Fancey*Kenneth Williams|Martha Hoggett*Hattie Jacques|Sir Roger Daley*Bernard Bresslaw|Madame Desiree*Joan Sims|Constable*Kenneth Connor|Tom "Doc" Scholl*Peter Butterworth|Sergeant Jock Strapp*Jack Douglas~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~false~3~PG~Film~Packed with more than the usual number of smutty innuendos, this spoof on period adventures, ranging from George Arliss in Dr Syn to the bodice-rippers starring James Mason and Margaret Lockwood, does not live up to the team's previous best. It is chiefly memorable for being Sid James's 19th and last Carry On. He plays feared highwayman Dick Turpin, who masquerades as country vicar the Reverend Flasher. Also playing a double role, Barbara Windsor gives one of her best performances of the series as Turpin's sidekick, while Jack Douglas is good value as the bungling Bow Street runner who simply hasn't a clue. ~false~25/11/2009~13:40~15:25~105
Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest David Lloyd.~false~25/11/2009~15:25~16:10~45
Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~25/11/2009~16:10~17:00~50
The Paul O'Grady Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Paul O'Grady hosts the comedy chat show with celebrity guest George Takei.~false~25/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
The Simpsons~~Days of Wine and D'ohses~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~When Barney gives up alcohol, a rift is created between him and Homer.~false~25/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
Hollyoaks~~~~~Glen Wallace,Jennifer Metcalfe,Kevin Sacre,Melissa Walton,Carley Stenson,John Pickard~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~The atmosphere between Malachy and Mercedes is tense. Jake and Loretta wake up together after her first night living at The Osbornes. Dominic hopes that a goat will help bring in more business over Christmas but Tony is not convinced.~false~25/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~25/11/2009~19:00~19:55~55
3 Minute Wonder: Subtitles Not Included~~Read My Lips~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Short film. A blind date shows the ups and downs of being able to lip-read.~false~25/11/2009~19:55~20:00~5
10 Years Younger~~Bus Pass Challenge~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Makeover show special. Myleene Klass and team face one of their biggest challenges to date: transforming the appearance of 64-year-old Marie and 72-year-old Betty. Sun worshipper Marie has an enviable retirement lifestyle but after years of heavy smoking, also an abundance of deep set wrinkles and stained teeth. Betty epitomises a petite little old lady, but is far from her 72 years in spirit.~false~25/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60
The Family~~4/8~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Eight-part observational series documenting family life, as a British Indian family opens its doors to viewers. Tejind takes openly about being single on a night out. The family also prepare for Father's Day, an occasion which brings tears for Shay and Sarbjit.~false~25/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
True Blood~~8/12 - Fourth Man in the Fire~~~Sookie Stackhouse*Anna Paquin|Bill Compton*Stephen Moyer|Sam Merlotte*Sam Trammell|Jason Stackhouse*Ryan Kwanten|Tara Thornton*Rutina Wesley|Hoyt Fortenberry*Jim Parrack|Eric Northman*Alexander Skarsgard|Lettie Mae Thornton*Adina Porter~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Fantasy drama series set in a society where humans and vampires co-exist. Sookie is alone in her relief that Bill survived the fire. Tara is amazed at her mother's turnaround, but then considers therapy herself after lashing out at Sookie. Jason and Amy try to find out where Lafayette gets his vampire blood, but this is clearly not Amy's first such endeavour.~true~25/11/2009~22:00~23:15~75
Cast Offs~~2/6 - Tom~~~Peter Mitchell,Kiruna Stamell,Victoria Wright,Sophie Woolley,Tim Gebbells,Mat Fraser~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Darkly comic series about six disabled people who are sent to a remote British island for a fictional reality series. Tom, who is sardonic, witty and blind, is preoccupied with a sexy girl and a hungry fox.~false~25/11/2009~23:15~00:15~60
4Music Intros: Dionne Bromfield~~Melvin Odoom introduces Amy Winehouse's goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Melvin Odoom introduces Amy Winehouse's goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield.~false~26/11/2009~00:15~00:20~5
360 Sessions~~Daniel Merriweather~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Music series which takes a look at artists in their working environment. Daniel Merriweather takes a tour around New York.~false~26/11/2009~00:20~00:55~35
4Music Favourites: Jamie T~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~An interview with singer-songwriter Jamie T and an exclusive live performance featuring songs from his new album Kings and Queens.~false~26/11/2009~00:55~01:25~30
Rimmel London Presents the World's Greatest Pop Star: Pink~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Music series celebrating the life and work of pop icons. US reality TV personality Kim Kardashian advocates Pink, delving into her non-Hollywood attitude and varied career.~false~26/11/2009~01:25~02:20~55
This Week's 4Music Top 20~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~4Music's choice of the best of this week's music videos.~false~26/11/2009~02:20~04:10~110
King of the Hill~~Business Is Picking Up~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~American animation about a Texan family. When Bobby attends a job shadow programme, he ends up working with a man who runs a pooper-scooper business.~false~26/11/2009~04:10~04:40~30
The Class~~The Class Rides a Bull~~~Andrea Anders,Jon Bernthal,Lizzy Caplan,Jesse Tyler Ferguson,Heather Goldenhersh,Sean Maguire~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~US sitcom about a group of former classmates who are reunited after 20 years. Nicole decides between Yonk and Duncan but doesn't know how to break the news to them. Yonk takes Richie and Duncan to a western bar to thank them for the work done on his house. Kat finds out Benjamin's heartbreaking secret.~false~26/11/2009~04:40~05:00~20
Switched~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~US reality series in which two teenagers from different cities swap places. A teen from Georgia travels to south California and struggles with surfing, golf and a co-ed dance. His California counterpart experiences river rafting, debutantes and homemade blueberry muffins.~false~26/11/2009~05:00~05:25~25
St Elsewhere~~New Heart~~~Ed Flanders,William Daniels,Ed Begley Jr~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Hospital drama series. Tension mounts as Jerry Singleton waits for his ill wife to lift the order banning him from her hospital room. And Dr Craig tries to keep a beloved patient alive while awaiting a donor for heart transplant surgery.~false~26/11/2009~05:25~06:15~50
The Hoobs~~Three Hoobs, One Bus~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun for children with the Hoobs. The Hoobmobile isn't big enough for all the Hoobs.~false~26/11/2009~06:15~06:40~25
Planet Cook~~For the High Jump~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captain Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock.~false~26/11/2009~06:40~07:00~20
Freshly Squeezed~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Pop culture with Rick Edwards and Jameela Jamil, including a look at the week's gigs.~false~26/11/2009~07:00~07:30~30
Everybody Loves Raymond~~Golf~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Ray's doctor prescribes golf as a stress-reducer, but Ray finds his form is lacking.~false~26/11/2009~07:30~08:00~30
Frasier~~You Scratch My Book...~~~Kelsey Grammer,Peri Gilpin,Shannon Tweed,John Mahoney,Jane Leeves,David Hyde Pierce~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a radio psychiatrist. Frasier falls for a quirky, beautiful psychologist. He feigns admiration for her work in his lustful pursuit of her charms, but comes disastrously unstuck in his wooing.~false~26/11/2009~08:00~08:30~30
Frasier~~The Show where Sam Shows Up~~~Kelsey Grammer,Ted Danson,John Mahoney,Jane Leeves,David Hyde Pierce,Peri Gilpin~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. Frasier and old Cheers barman buddy Sam Malone come to terms with the fact that they have grown up and are finally looking for meaningful relationships in their lives. But is getting married the right thing for Sam?~false~26/11/2009~08:30~09:00~30
Will and Grace~~Tea and a Total Lack of Sympathy~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. Will sucks up to Karen in a bid to appease his new boss. Jack and Grace try to get onto their favourite TV show.~false~26/11/2009~09:00~09:30~30
Friends~~The One with Rachel's Assistant~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Given the chance to employ her own assistant, Rachel overlooks more able female candidates in favour of a young, attractive man. Monica and Chandler find out more about each other than they wanted to know.~false~26/11/2009~09:30~10:00~30
Friends~~The One with the Engagement Picture~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Chandler looks terrible in all of his and Monica's engagement photos. Rachel enlists Joey to take her new assistant out for a night on the town. Phoebe and Ross date a couple in the middle of a divorce.~false~26/11/2009~10:00~10:35~35
The Big Bang Theory~~The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Flat-share comedy series about two brainy but socially clueless physicists. Sheldon and Leonard fall out at a physics conference and Penny's intervention only makes matters worse.~false~26/11/2009~10:35~11:00~25
Ugly Betty~~9/24 - When Betty Met YETI~~~America Ferrera,Eric Mabius,Ana Ortiz,Vanessa Williams,Tony Plana,Mark Indelicato~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. Betty and Marc both apply to YETI, the Young Editors Training Program.~false~26/11/2009~11:00~12:00~60
News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~26/11/2009~12:00~12:30~30
Wife Swap USA~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Reality programme in which wives swap their husbands, children and homes for up to two weeks. Cecilia Harrison-Velasco swaps families with Tanya Marshall.~false~26/11/2009~12:30~13:25~55
The Thomas Crown Affair~~~1968~Norman Jewison~Thomas Crown*Steve McQueen (1)|Vicky Anderson*Faye Dunaway|Eddy Malone*Paul Burke|Erwin Weaver*Jack Weston|Sandy*Biff McGuire|Carl*Yaphet Kotto|Benjy*Todd Martin|Dave*Sam Melville|Abe*Addison Powell|Arnie*Sidney Armus~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~PG~Film~Wound up by its, to some, irritatingly wistful, Oscar-winning song, The Windmills of Your Mind, this is a movie of clockwork precision from director Norman Jewison and his photographer, Haskell Wexler, who give what is essentially a caper movie an unnecessarily reverent sheen. Steve McQueen stars as the businessman organising a bank heist out of boredom and Faye Dunaway plays the insurance investigator who falls for the bad guy. You can take or leave the story, but, certainly, the style is something else, though the split screens don't work well on TV all that effectively. ~true~26/11/2009~13:25~15:25~120
Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest David Lloyd.~false~26/11/2009~15:25~16:10~45
Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~26/11/2009~16:10~17:00~50
The Paul O'Grady Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Paul O'Grady hosts the comedy chat show, with guests Chris Evans and Shirley Bassey.~false~26/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
The Simpsons~~Kill the Alligator and Run~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~The Simpsons find themselves on the run from the law after they accidentally kill a beloved alligator while on holiday in Florida. Featuring the voices of Kid Rock, Joe C, Charlie Rose and Robert Evans.~false~26/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
Hollyoaks~~~~~Jake Dean*Kevin Sacre|Ste Hay*Kieron Richardson|Amy Barnes*Ashley Slanina-Davies|Cindy Hutchinson*Stephanie Waring|Tony Hutchinson*Nick Pickard|Loretta Jones*Melissa Walton|India Longford*Beth Kingston|Michaela McQueen*Hollie-Jay Bowes|Myra McQueen*Nicole Barber-Lane|Darren Osborne*Ashley Taylor Dawson|Frankie Osborne*Helen Pearson|Jack Osborne*James McKenna|Rae*Alice Barlow|Dominic Reilly*John Pickard|Duncan*Dean Aspen|Holly Hutchinson*Lydia Waters|Tom Cunningham*Ellis Hollins|Lydia Hart*Lydia Kelly~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Jake is finding it hard to come to terms with his break up. When he overhears an argument between Steph and Frankie he realises Steph drove Loretta away. Later at The Dog there's a power cut which Jake and Darren try to fix. Dominic is out for revenge after the incident with the goat.~false~26/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~26/11/2009~19:00~19:55~55
3 Minute Wonder: Subtitles Not Included~~Stop, Look and Listen~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Short film. Zoe's eyes show her a different world.~false~26/11/2009~19:55~20:00~5
River Cottage~~3/4~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Food magazine with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. Hugh turns to his garden for inspiration as he heats things up with a 200 person chilli and pumpkin party. He also tries to recreate and refashion a childhood favourite, the crispy pancake, with the help of River Cottage chefs Gill Mellow and Tim Maddams.~false~26/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60
Jess: Britain's Youngest Sleep Walker?~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Documentary revealing what life is like for a little girl whose insomnia has become more than just a childhood habit. Three and a half-year-old Jess has a condition that has baffled every doctor she has seen so far. At night, Jess spends hours in a trance acting out elaborate scenes.~true~26/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
Alan Carr: Chatty Man~~2/7~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan Carr hosts his own entertainment chat show, featuring sketches, interviews and audience participation. Joining Alan on the sofa will be 'Gavin and Stacey' stars Ruth Jones and James Corden, DJ Chris Moyles and the boys from Westlife, plus Alesha Dixon will be performing.~false~26/11/2009~22:00~22:50~50
Without a Trace~~15/18 - Deja Vu~~~Anthony LaPaglia,Marianne Jean-Baptiste,Poppy Montgomery,Enrique Murciano,Eric Close~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~American drama series about the FBI Missing Persons Squad. The team searches for a patient who disappeared after waking from a three-year coma.~false~26/11/2009~22:50~23:50~60
The Crow: Wicked Prayer~~~2005~Lance Mungia~Jimmy Cuervo*Edward Furlong|Lola Byrne*Tara Reid|Luc Crash*David Boreanaz|Harold*Danny Trejo|El Niño*Dennis Hopper|Pestilence*Yuji Okumoto~true~true~false~false~true~false~false~false~2~18~Film~Thriller. On a native American reservation, a young couple are horribly murdered by a psychopathic gang leader and his girlfriend. But the spirit of The Crow brings the dead man back to life to seek revenge and to stop the killers undergoing a marriage ceremony that will make the thug a servant of Satan on Earth.~false~26/11/2009~23:50~01:45~115
The Cicerones~~~2002~Jeremy Dyson~Jane Bertish~false~true~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Film~Short film in which a naive tourist vists a cathedral to view its paintings, only to find that it is a portal to a grotesque and disturbing realm of distorted time and space. The directorial debut of The League of Gentlemen's Jeremy Dyson.~false~27/11/2009~01:45~02:00~15
Dispatches: Return to Africa's Witch Children~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~A follow-up to the award-winning documentary on the children of Africa's Niger Delta being denounced by Christian pastors as witches and wizards and then killed, tortured or abandoned. The film forced the Nigerian authorities and the UN to act. Legislation came into force making it illegal to brand children as witches and some pastors were arrested. Gary Foxcroft of Lancaster-based charity Stepping Stones returns to Nigeria and discovers more horrors committed in the name of religion.~false~27/11/2009~02:00~02:55~55
Unreported World~~Malaysia: Refugees for Sale~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The foreign affairs documentary series reveals shocking evidence that Burmese asylum seekers are being detained and allegedly sold by Malaysian immigration officials to Thai human traffickers. In Kuala Lumpur, reporter Aidan Hartley and director George Waldrum show how these refugees live in fear of being rounded up and subjected to bloody whippings and indefinite incarceration in heaving detention camps. Many will disappear into a network of slavery and prostitution, never to resurface.~false~27/11/2009~02:55~03:20~25
Get the Picture~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~true~~~Drama~Film short. A war reporter photographs a bombed refugee camp and the execution of rebels accused of the atrocity, but his images implicate allied forces in the attack.~false~27/11/2009~03:20~03:30~10
King of the Hill~~The Year of Washing Dangerously~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Animation series about a Texan family. Hank gets sucked into Kahn's car-wash scheme when Kahn buys the car wash that hosts car cruising on Friday nights. Peggy tries to figure out if Nancy is deliberately refusing to take her calls.~false~27/11/2009~03:30~03:55~25
King of the Hill~~Hank Fixes Everything~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Animated sitcom about a Texan family. When a propane price war goes too far, Hank takes matters into his own hands and calls a meeting. Lucky and Luanne wait for six days for Brownville Station tickets.~false~27/11/2009~03:55~04:20~25
The Class~~The Class Goes Back to the Hospital~~~Andrea Anders,Jon Bernthal,Lizzy Caplan,Jesse Tyler Ferguson,Heather Goldenhersh,Sean Maguire~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~US sitcom about a group of former classmates who are reunited after 20 years. In the season finale, Yonk must undergo surgery after a massive heart attack. Ethan comforts a heartbroken Kat. Lina thinks Richie is about to propose to her.~false~27/11/2009~04:20~04:45~25
Switched~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~US reality series in which two teenagers from different cities swap places. Outward bound meets upwardly mobile as a rustic boarding school girl sheds her backpack and trades lives with a glamorous Los Angeles singer who travels to the Rocky Mountains.~false~27/11/2009~04:45~05:10~25
St Elsewhere~~Qui transtulit sustinet~~~William Daniels,David Morse,Ed Begley Jr~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Hospital drama series. Dr Morrison sinks deep into depression, blaming himself for his wife's accidental death.~false~27/11/2009~05:10~06:00~50
The Treacle People~~Revolting Boggarts!~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Children's animation series set in the treacle-mining town of Sabden Moor. Tired of all the noise since the mines reopened, the Boggarts revolt and threaten to run riot in the village.~false~27/11/2009~06:00~06:10~10
Sali Mali~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Animation series narrated by Rhys Ifans. Who has left dirty footprints over Sali Mali's nice clean kitchen?~false~27/11/2009~06:10~06:15~5
The Hoobs~~Day Off~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Iver, Groove and Tula are given the day off by Hubba Hubba.~false~27/11/2009~06:15~06:40~25
Planet Cook~~Snack Attack~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captain Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock.~false~27/11/2009~06:40~07:00~20
Freshly Squeezed~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Pop magazine with hosts Rick Edwards and Jameela Jamil, plus a look at the week's new movie releases.~false~27/11/2009~07:00~07:30~30
Everybody Loves Raymond~~Anniversary~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Raymond discovers that when he fell off his bike and broke his arm as a child, he may have prevented his parents from divorcing.~false~27/11/2009~07:30~07:55~25
Frasier~~Room with a View~~~Kelsey Grammer,John Mahoney,Jane Leeves,David Hyde Pierce~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~American sitcom about a radio psychiatrist. When Frasier innocently searches for a missing book in Daphne's room, he inadvertently causes a rumpus, as the cost of his quarterly visit invariably involves interior decorating fees, a new car, and a succession of apologies.~false~27/11/2009~07:55~08:30~35
Frasier~~The Club~~~Kelsey Grammer,David Hyde Pierce,John Mahoney,Jane Leeves~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. Frasier and Niles compete for election into an exclusive gentleman's club.~false~27/11/2009~08:30~09:00~30
Will and Grace~~Seeds of Discontent~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. Will's best friend from school comes to visit with an unusual request, which displeases Grace.~false~27/11/2009~09:00~09:30~30
Friends~~The One with the Nap Partners~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honour. Joey and Ross find themselves in awkward positions after a nap. Monica insists that Chandler apologise to an ex-girlfriend for dumping her because of a weight gain.~false~27/11/2009~09:30~10:00~30
Friends~~The One with Ross's Library Book~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Monica runs into Janice and accidentally invites her to the wedding. Ross is upset that his book is in the section of the library where students go to make out. Rachel and Phoebe encourage Joey to keep seeing a girl that they like.~false~27/11/2009~10:00~10:30~30
The Big Bang Theory~~10/24 - Loobenfeld Decay~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Flat-share comedy series about two brainy but socially clueless physicists. Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny on stage.~false~27/11/2009~10:30~11:00~30
Ugly Betty~~Bad Amanda~~~America Ferrera,Eric Mabius,Ana Ortiz,Vanessa Williams,Tony Plana,Mark Indelicato~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. Amanda and Betty are forced to work together for an article.~false~27/11/2009~11:00~12:00~60
News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~27/11/2009~12:00~12:30~30
Back to You~~Wall of Fame~~~Kelsey Grammer,Patricia Heaton,Fred Willard,Laura Marano~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~US sitcom starring Kelsey Grammer and Patricia Heaton as a pair of bickering news anchors. At a surprise party Marsh has thrown for Chuck, Kelly and Chuck stumble upon an incriminating photo from their past, and must take evasive action. Meanwhile, Gary and Ryan make an uncomfortable discovery of their own in Marsh's bedroom.~false~27/11/2009~12:30~12:55~25
Wife Swap USA~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Reality programme in which wives swap their husbands, children and homes for up to two weeks. Debbie Zaring swaps families with Corrie LaBrie.~false~27/11/2009~12:55~13:50~55
The Tall Stranger~~~1957~Thomas Carr~Ned Bannon*Joel McCrea|Ellen*Virginia Mayo|Hardy Bishop*Barry Kelley|Zarata*Michael Ansara|Judson*Whit Bissell|Dud*James Dobson|Harper*George Neise [George N Neise]|Stark*Adam Kennedy|Charley*Michael Pate|Red*Leo Gordon|Cap*Ray Teal|Will*Philip Phillips~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~2~PG~Film~This routine wagon-train western is mainly of interest for reuniting the stars of Raoul Walsh's Colorado Territory, Joel McCrea and Virginia Mayo. This was one of the movies that Allied Artists (formerly the poverty-row studio Monogram) made to consolidate its A-feature reputation. However, despite the spurious grandeur achieved by filming in CinemaScope, the two leads look old and Thomas Carr's direction lacks focus. Louis L'Amour's source novel deserved a snappier screen adaptation than this. ~false~27/11/2009~13:50~15:25~95
Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest David Lloyd.~false~27/11/2009~15:25~16:10~45
Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~27/11/2009~16:10~17:00~50
The Paul O'Grady Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Paul O'Grady hosts the comedy chat show and is joined by actors Ricky Whittle, Jennifer Metcalfe and Susan Sarandon.~false~27/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
The Simpsons~~Last Tap Dance in Springfield~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~After watching a film about a sexy tap dancer, Lisa enrols in a tap class, only to discover that she has two left feet.~false~27/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
Hollyoaks~~~~~Glen Wallace,Jennifer Metcalfe,Ricky Whittle,Lydia Kelly,Zoe Lister,Tony Hirst~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Malachy and a guilty Mercedes celebrate their first wedding anniversary in The Loft, as a heartbroken Calvin looks on. Lydia is terrified when she hears about Mike visiting Zoe in prison. Hannah tries to encourage Darren to apologise to Cindy.~false~27/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~27/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30
Unreported World~~10/10 - The Battle for Israel's Soul~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The foreign affairs documentary series looks at how the growth in the number of Jewish 'fundamentalists' in Israel is allegedly threatening peace deal negotiations with Palestine.~false~27/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30
Embarrassing Old Bodies~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Special edition of the series destigmatising medical ailments, with Christian Jessen and Pixie McKenna. The duo turn their expert attentions to the conditions that affect us as we age, including incontinence, bunions and varicose veins.~false~27/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60
Peter Kay's Britain's Got An Extra Pop Factor and then Some 2 + 1~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Follow-up compilation programme of comedian Peter Kay's talent show spoofs Britain's Got The Pop Factor and Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar on Ice.~false~27/11/2009~21:00~22:05~65
Comedy Showcase~~3/7 - The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret~~~Todd Margaret*David Cross|Alice*Sharon Horgan|Psychotic boss*Will Arnett|Unhelpful employee*Russell Tovey~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~A series of one-off comedy specials. An American office worker bluffs his way into a top management job in London, but soon finds himself out of his depth when he has to offload a stockpile of dubious energy drinks. David Cross, who co-wrote the pilot with Shaun Pye, stars as the eponymous hero.~true~27/11/2009~22:05~22:40~35
Ho Ho Ho Selecta!~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Festive edition of the topical comedy series featuring obsessive fan Avid Merrion, aided by the Bear with a surprise in its fur and rubber-faced celebs.~false~27/11/2009~22:40~23:15~35
True Blood~~8/12 - Fourth Man in the Fire~~~Anna Paquin,Stephen Moyer,Sam Trammell,Ryan Kwanten,Rutina Wesley~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Fantasy drama series set in a society where humans and vampires co-exist. Sookie is alone in her relief that Bill survived the fire. Tara is amazed at her mother's turnaround, but then considers therapy herself after lashing out at Sookie. Jason and Amy try to find out where Lafayette gets his vampire blood, but this is clearly not Amy's first such endeavour.~false~27/11/2009~23:15~00:30~75
Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions: Florence and the Machine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Florence Welch and company perform a special Mercury Prize gig.~false~28/11/2009~00:30~00:45~15
4Play: Newton Faulkner~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Profile of the British singer-songwriter Newton Faulkner, who also gives an exclusive performance.~false~28/11/2009~00:45~01:00~15
Mika: Through the Looking Glass~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Exclusive performance and chat with Mika as he showcases songs from his new album, The Boy Who Knew Too Much.~false~28/11/2009~01:00~01:30~30
Friends~~The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break~~~Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,Courteney Cox,Lisa Kudrow,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat, and Ross goes with another woman after a fight with Rachel.~false~28/11/2009~01:30~01:55~25
Friends~~The One the Morning After~~~Jennifer Aniston,David Schwimmer,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,Lisa Kudrow,Courteney Cox~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~After Ross wakes up to find Chloe in bed with him, Rachel arrives to tell him how much she loves him.~false~28/11/2009~01:55~02:25~30
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip~~The Disaster Show~~~Amanda Peet,Matthew Perry,Bradley Whitford,Steven Weber,Sarah Paulson,Timothy Busfield~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a late-night comedy sketch show. A broadcast goes haywire when the cue-card workers and propmasters stage a wildcat strike.~false~28/11/2009~02:25~03:10~45
King of the Hill~~Church Hopping~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~American animated sitcom about a Texan family. The Hills decide to find another church when Reverend Stroup gives their pew to another family.~false~28/11/2009~03:10~03:35~25
Freesports on 4~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Phil Young presents the finale of the Breakdancing World Championship 2009 at Brixton Academy.~false~28/11/2009~03:35~04:05~30
AVP Pro Beach Volleyball Tour~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Highlights from the AVP Pro Beach Volleyball Tour in Muskegon, USA.~false~28/11/2009~04:05~05:00~55
Postmodern Pastimes~~Archery~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Series on unlikely hobbies. In this programme, the passion inspired by archery.~false~28/11/2009~05:00~05:15~15
St Elsewhere~~A Wing and a Prayer~~~Ed Flanders,William Daniels,Norman Lloyd~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Hospital drama series. Dr Auschlander, weary from his battle against cancer, begins to contemplate suicide when he learns that a bright, trusting and loveable 11-year-old patient is an apparent leukaemia victim.~false~28/11/2009~05:15~06:05~50
Sali Mali~~Falling Leaves~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series narrated by Rhys Ifans. When autumn arrives, Jackdaw tries to stick the leaves back on the trees.~false~28/11/2009~06:05~06:10~5
The Hoobs~~Costume Drama~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. When you've been invited to a costume party, what could be cooler than a caveman costume? Well, almost anything, according to Groove.~false~28/11/2009~06:10~06:35~25
The Hoobs~~Soft and Floppy Fun~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Groove needs cheering up. Maybe having a tail would help! He thinks that's a ridiculous idea but Tula and Iver are determined to put a smile on his face - so, if Groove's going to have a tail, what kind would suit him best?~false~28/11/2009~06:35~07:00~25
Gillette World Sport~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Featuring the very latest sports action from around the world, as well as exclusive stories and profiles of some of the world's leading sports stars.~false~28/11/2009~07:00~07:30~30
The I-Shares Cup~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~European sailing tour in which ten world-class teams compete on extreme crafts in the heart of six international cities. Double Olympic gold medallist Shirley Robertson presents.~false~28/11/2009~07:30~08:00~30
The Morning Line~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Turf tips and news from the Channel 4 Racing team.~false~28/11/2009~08:00~08:55~55
T4:Friends~~The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Tag joins the gang for Thanksgiving dinner, where Joey spills the beans about Rachel's crush on him. Phoebe sneaks a dog into the apartment, making Chandler extremely nervous.~false~28/11/2009~08:55~09:25~30
T4:Rimmel London Presents the World's Greatest Pop Star: Pink~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Music series celebrating the life and work of pop icons. US reality TV personality Kim Kardashian advocates Pink, delving into her non-Hollywood attitude and varied career.~false~28/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65
T4:Friends~~The One with All the Candy~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Rachel gets into trouble when she lets slip that she is now dating Tag. Monica tries to befriend her neighbours with an offering of home-made sweets. Phoebe needs to learn to ride a bike.~false~28/11/2009~10:30~11:00~30
T4:Hollyoaks Music Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Music series based in and around the set of teen soap Hollyoaks.~false~28/11/2009~11:00~11:35~35
T4:90210~~Games People Play~~~Shenae Grimes,Rob Estes,Tristan Wilds,AnnaLynne McCord,Dustin Milligan,Ryan Eggold~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Teen drama series. Annie gets a surprising sixteenth birthday present from Naomi. Kelly returns to Beverly Hills.~false~28/11/2009~11:35~12:30~55
T4:Scrubs~~My Hypocritical Oath~~~Zach Braff,Sarah Chalke,Judy Reyes,Ken Jenkins,Donald Faison,John C McGinley~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~American hospital sitcom. JD develops a crush on a patient but faces an ethical dilemma over whether to inform her that her boyfriend has a sexually-transmitted disease.~false~28/11/2009~12:30~13:00~30
T4:Scrubs~~My Quarantine~~~Zach Braff,Sarah Chalke,Judy Reyes,Ken Jenkins,Donald Faison,John C McGinley~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~American hospital sitcom. JD inadvertently sparks a SARS alert forcing the entire hospital into a quarantine lockdown.~false~28/11/2009~13:00~13:30~30
Channel 4 Racing~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Presented by Alastair Down and Emma Spencer. From Newbury: 2.05 sportingbet.com Long Distance Hurdle. 2.40 Hennessy Gold Cup Chase (H'cap). 3.15 sportingbet.com H'cap Chase. 3.45 sportingbet.com Intermediate Hurdle (Ltd H'cap). From Newcastle: 3.00 wbx.com Rehearsal Chase (H'cap). 3.30 wbx.com Fighting Fifth Hurdle. Commentary is from John Francome, Graham Goode, Simon Holt, Nick Luck, John McCririck and Tanya Stevenson.~false~28/11/2009~13:30~15:45~135
My First Year~~Best Friend for Life~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~A group of 11-year-olds attempt to cope with the stresses of starting secondary school. Irram is finding it hard to make friends, so she takes up martial arts to boost her confidence. Francesca finds making friends easy, but suffers a blow in confidence when her best friend joins the in-crowd.~false~28/11/2009~15:45~16:10~25
My First Year~~Freedom~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~A group of 11-year-olds attempt to cope with the stresses of starting secondary school. Elliott and Bethany are frustrated by the strict rules set by their parents.~false~28/11/2009~16:10~16:40~30
Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The cookery-based reality show in which five amateur chefs compete to stage the ultimate dinner party. In Torbay, 23-stone street warden Gavin Dyer plans an overly ambitious menu. Posh chap Patrick prefers his dinner served with a large portion of innuendo, then picks a fight with single mum Carole.~false~28/11/2009~16:40~17:15~35
Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The cookery-based reality show in which five amateur chefs compete to stage the ultimate dinner party. Fastidious housewife Alison Deare prepares an Italian-themed dinner but admits she doesn't actually like her guests. Single mum Carol is getting increasingly annoyed with Posh Patrick's rudeness, especially when he announces that he's gazing at her cleavage.~false~28/11/2009~17:15~17:45~30
Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The cookery-based reality show in which five amateur chefs compete to stage the ultimate dinner party. Political activist and bingo enthusiast David Ward shows off his gold-plated cutlery and stylishly-presented food.~false~28/11/2009~17:45~18:15~30
Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The cookery-based reality show in which five amateur chefs compete to stage the ultimate dinner party. Well-to-do restoration expert Patrick Walker shows off his palatial house and an aga he claims is the biggest in the village.~false~28/11/2009~18:15~18:50~35
Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The cookery-based reality show in which five amateur chefs compete to stage the ultimate dinner party. Single mother Carol hosts the final dinner party in Torbay.~false~28/11/2009~18:50~19:15~25
Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~28/11/2009~19:15~19:45~30
How to Look Good Naked: Sexy Over 60~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Makeover series. Gok Wan turns his attention to 72-year-old Sue, who feels like she is 'fading away'. Gok's challenge is to stop her feeling shapeless and frumpy, and show her how to get her groove back.~false~28/11/2009~19:45~20:45~60
Britain's Real Monarch~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Tony Robinson follows up his findings from his investigations into the life of Richard III, revealing the royal line was tainted by the illegitimacy of Edward IV. In short, did any following monarchs have any rightful claim to the throne? And, if not, who should have followed the succession? His detective story takes him to the Tower via Scotland.~false~28/11/2009~20:45~21:45~60
Employee of the Month~~~2006~Greg Coolidge~Zack*Dane Cook|Amy*Jessica Simpson|Vince*Dax Shepard|Jorge*Efren Ramirez|Glen Gary*Tim Bagley|Lon*Andy Dick|Iqbal*Brian George|Russell*Harland Williams|Semi*Marcello Thedford|Glen Ross*Danny Woodburn~true~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~2~12~Film~It isn't just the production values that are cut-price in this supermarket-set comedy. The laughs are cheap, and romantic leads Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson have barely enough charisma between them to sell a tube of toothpaste, let alone the flimsy plot. Cook plays a shiftless shelf-stacker who suddenly ups his game when it turns out that the good-looking new girl (Simpson) only dates guys who make employee of the month. He faces stiff competition from Dax Shepard, who does at least have a few funny moments as a quick-on-the-draw checkout attendant. But instead of sending up sales culture, director Greg Coolidge resorts to poking fun at the stereotypical dopey Mexican (Efren Ramirez) and having bespectacled Andy Dick bump into things like a live-action Mr Magoo, making this just another half-baked comedy off the Hollywood conveyer belt.~false~28/11/2009~21:45~23:50~125
George Michael: Video Exclusive~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Exclusive first showing of the animated video for December Song, George Michael's Christmas single.~false~28/11/2009~23:50~23:55~5
Live from Abbey Road~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Series featuring performances from some of the best musical talent around, both old and new, all filmed at the legendary Abbey Road Studios in London. With appearances from Yusuf Islam, the Fray and White Lies.~false~28/11/2009~23:55~01:00~65
Beyond the Sea~~~2004~Kevin Spacey~Bobby Darin*Kevin Spacey|Sandra Dee*Kate Bosworth|Steve Blauner*John Goodman|Charlie Cassotto Maffia*Bob Hoskins|Polly Cassotto*Brenda Blethyn|Mary Duvan*Greta Scacchi|Nina Cassotto Maffia*Caroline Aaron|Dick Behrke*Peter Cincotti|Little Bobby*William Ullrich|Dr Andretti*Michael Byrne~true~true~false~false~true~false~false~false~3~12~Film~This is very much a labour of love for Kevin Spacey, who, as well as taking the all-singing, all-dancing lead, co-wrote and directed this biopic of crooner Bobby Darin. Beyond the Sea charts the singer's astonishing life from an illness-ridden childhood (he was told he wouldn't survive adolescence) to his death at the tragically young age of 37, taking in Darin's recording triumphs, marriage to Sandra Dee (Kate Bosworth), success in Vegas and Hollywood and a career-damaging flirtation with Vietnam-era protest songs. Spacey is outstanding as Darin, delivering a note-perfect re-creation of the singer's style and hoofing his way through the dance numbers with aplomb. But the film's structure - a strange blend of flashbacks and fantasy heavily influenced by Fellini's 8½, which makes it unclear as to whether Darin is actually dead - will prove too odd for some viewers.~false~29/11/2009~01:00~03:15~135
Benefit Busters~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Documentary series following both sides of the welfare state in Britain at a time when the government is paying out more in benefits than it raises in income tax. An ex-soldier's joy at finding work after ten years of unemployment is short-lived when his new employers make him redundant.~false~29/11/2009~03:15~04:10~55
Switched~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~US reality series in which two teenagers from different cities swap places. A South California surfer girl switches with a fresh-faced Southern cheerleader and learns about love and tornadoes.~false~29/11/2009~04:10~04:35~25
Beauty and the Geek~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~New series of the US game show. The girls must find three books in a library using a numerical classification system. The boys must persuade someone to rub suntan lotion on their back, get a girl's phone number and borrow someone's mobile phone.~false~29/11/2009~04:35~05:20~45
St Elsewhere~~Under Pressure~~~~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Hospital drama series. Westphall's mounting problems turn the normally calm doctor into an angry bear. Ridley makes a discovery about the mysterious illness plaguing a child tennis star.~false~29/11/2009~05:20~06:10~50
The Hoobs~~Window Dressing~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Tula's cleaned the windows of the Hoobmobile, which leads to a disagreement with Iver.~false~29/11/2009~06:10~06:40~30
AVP Pro Beach Volleyball Tour~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Highlights from the AVP Pro Beach Volleyball Tour in Muskegon, USA.~false~29/11/2009~06:40~07:30~50
Survival of the Fittest~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Running. In Cardiff city centre, over a thousand competitors embark on a 10K course featuring ten tough obstacles, including walls to climb, a river to ford, the Millennium Stadium track and finally the 'Wall of Fame'.~false~29/11/2009~07:30~08:00~30
The British Gas Great Swim Series~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~A series of open water events held across the country, designed to inspire the nation to be adventurous and take a dip in lakes, docks and rivers. Natalie Pinkham and Steve Parry present the event at London's Royal Victoria Dock as over a thousand mass swimmers swim for a mile alongside world-class Olympic athletes.~false~29/11/2009~08:00~08:55~55
T4:Friends~~The One with the Holiday Armadillo~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Phoebe prepares to move back into her refurbished apartment and will stop at nothing to get Rachel to come with her. Monica is mystified by Chandler's inability to tip properly.~false~29/11/2009~08:55~09:30~35
T4:Hollyoaks Omnibus~~~~~Glen Wallace,Jennifer Metcalfe,Ricky Whittle,Nico Mirallegro,Kevin Sacre,Melissa Walton~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Waiting on her HIV test results, Mercedes runs into the arms of Calvin for comfort. Newt finds himself the unwanted centre of attention at school. Jake offers to take Loretta to Paris for the weekend. Cindy asks Tony for a favour, but is shocked at his response. A power cut at The Dog leads to an electrocution. Ste tries to get Amy to spend time with her children. Lydia is terrified when she learns that Mike is going to visit Zoe in prison.~false~29/11/2009~09:30~12:00~150
T4:90210~~That Which We Destroy~~~Shenae Grimes,Rob Estes,Tristan Wilds,AnnaLynne McCord,Dustin Milligan,Ryan Eggold~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Teen drama series. Brenda and Kelly's friendship deteriorates further. Harry's son Sean moves in with the Wilson family. Silver becomes jealous of a cheerleader.~false~29/11/2009~12:00~13:00~60
T4:Rimmel London Presents the World's Greatest Pop Star~~The Result~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Music series celebrating the life and work of pop icons. Edith Bowman is joined by a panel of industry experts revealing who they think should win the title. Then, in front of the T4 Stars Of 2009 audience at London's Earls Court, the result is announced with a special tribute to honour the victor.~false~29/11/2009~13:00~14:00~60
T4:The Simpsons~~Dead Putting Society~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Bart is set against Todd Flanders in a game of golf in which the loser's father must mow the other's lawn while wearing his wife's best dress. While under pressure from their fathers, Bart and Todd join forces to make sure both dads have to suffer.~false~29/11/2009~14:00~14:30~30
T4:The Simpsons~~Bart vs Thanksgiving~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~When Bart gets the blame for starting a fight with Lisa during Thanksgiving dinner, the spiky-haired misfit decides to run away from home. When he winds up at a shelter for the homeless, and is interviewed by a TV crew, his appalled family frantically begin searching for their sardonic sibling.~false~29/11/2009~14:30~15:00~30
T4:T4's Stars of 2009~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Live music extravaganza featuring stars from the world of music and entertainment at Earl's Court in London, presented by Steve Jones, Miquita Oliver and Rick Edwards. Performers include Alexandra Burke, N-Dubz, JLS, Sugababes, Kasabian and La Roux.~false~29/11/2009~15:00~17:05~125
Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~29/11/2009~17:05~17:55~50
Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~29/11/2009~17:55~18:25~30
Robots~~~2005~Chris Wedge, Carlos Saldanha~Rodney Copperbottom*Ewan McGregor|Cappy*Halle Berry|Fender*Robin Williams|Phineas T Ratchet *Greg Kinnear|Bigweld*Mel Brooks|Crank *Drew Carey|Madame Gasket*Jim Broadbent|Piper *Amanda Bynes|Aunt Fanny*Jennifer Coolidge|Herb Copperbottom*Stanley Tucci|Mrs Copperbottom*Dianne Wiest|Tim the Gate Guard*Paul Giamatti|Loretta Geargrinder*Natasha Lyonne~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~U~Film~Co-directors Chris Wedge and Carlos Saldanha swap Pleistocene-era laughs for futuristic fun in their enjoyable follow-up to Ice Age. This visually inventive romp through a world populated entirely by robots uses inspired computer animation to revitalise a familiar story. Leading an eclectic voice cast, Ewan McGregor gives boyish charm to idealistic small-town robot Rodney Copperbottom, who journeys to the big city to make his fortune as an inventor, only to find things are not as easy as he'd hoped. In a crisply created environment that bursts with colour and visual texture, the sci-fi style of the 1950s rubs shoulders with more contemporary designs and landscapes, giving the movie a very attractive sheen. There are a number of ingenious set pieces, too, while the comedy is both light and mischievous. Robin Williams is especially funny and buoyant as Copperbottom's dilapidated street pal Fender, though some of the movie's in-jokes and references will be too obscure for younger viewers. ~false~29/11/2009~18:25~20:00~95
Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The cookery-based reality show in which five amateur chefs compete to stage the ultimate dinner party. In Colchester, four outspoken cooks argue their way through a dramatic week.~false~29/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60
The Queen~~~~Edmund Coulthard~Emilia Fox,Katie McGrath,Tristan Sturrock,Simon Williams,Robert Bathurst~false~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series exploring Britain's social history through pivotal events in the reign of Queen Elizabeth II. After the death of her father, the Queen would have no inkling that the greatest scandal she would face would originate from her own household, becoming public knowledge at the time of her coronation.~true~29/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
Sunshine~~~2007~Danny Boyle~Mace*Chris Evans|Capa*Cillian Murphy|Cassie*Rose Byrne|Corazon*Michelle Yeoh|Pinbacker*Mark Strong|Searle*Cliff Curtis|Harvey*Troy Garity|Kaneda*Hiroyuki Sanada|Trey*Benedict Wong~true~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~15~Film~28 Days Later... director Danny Boyle's first foray into pure science fiction starts out as a philosophical epic along the lines of 2001: a Space Odyssey and Solaris before lurching inexplicably into action horror territory previously charted by Alien and Armageddon. Set in 2057, the film boasts crisp performances from Cillian Murphy, Chris Evans and Rose Byrne as the astronauts who are sent on a hazardous mission to rekindle the dying Sun by firing a giant bomb into its core. Throwing in nods to genre classics Silent Running and Dark Star, Boyle succeeds admirably in cranking up the tension as things go awry and the crew are subjected to unexplained and unnerving phenomena. But, despite a strong first half, the film loses its way as the spaceship nears its fiery destination and the admittedly stunning special effects begin to overwhelm an action-packed but disappointing final act.~true~29/11/2009~22:00~00:10~130
My Name Is Earl~~G.E.D.~~~Jason Lee,Jaime Pressly,Ethan Suplee,Nadine Velazquez~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~US comedy series. Earl's credit card application is refused because he lacks a job and an education. When he returns to school to study for his high school diploma, he discovers how difficult children can be for teachers, and feels guilty about his erstwhile bad behaviour.~false~30/11/2009~00:10~00:40~30
My Name Is Earl~~Get a Real Job~~~Jason Lee,Jaime Pressly,Ethan Suplee,Nadine Velazquez~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~The adventures of small-time crook Earl, who tries to make amends for his past misdeeds. Earl and Randy find manual jobs at a tool shop, and Earl hopes to be promoted to salesman. But his customers are poached by the college-educated staff.~false~30/11/2009~00:40~01:10~30
My Name Is Earl~~The Trial~~~Jason Lee,Jaime Pressly,Ethan Suplee,Nadine Velazquez~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~The adventures of small-time crook Earl, who tries to make amends for his past misdeeds. Joy faces a life sentence, so Earl agrees to testify as a character witness. But he is distracted by Joy's attractive deaf lawyer, and makes a shocking testimony in court.~false~30/11/2009~01:10~01:45~35
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist~~~2001~Steve Oedekerk~Chosen One*Steve Oedekerk|Master Pain / Betty*Lung Fai|Young Master Pain*Leo Lee|Master Tang*Chen Hui Lou|Ling*Tse Ling-ling|Whoa*Jennifer Tung~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~2~12~Film~Following in the footsteps of Woody Allen's 1966 movie What's Up, Tiger Lily?, this fond, if not always accomplished, pastiche dubs new dialogue and inserts newly shot sequences into Jimmy Wang Yu's 1976 martial arts flick Tiger & Crane Fists. Director Steve Oedekerk assumes the role of kung fu master Chosen One, as well as sharing the voiceover work with Jennifer Tung, who co-stars as a mystery warrior who helps him conquer his arch nemesis, Master Pain (Lung Fai). The gags are often obvious, but sequences such as the battle with a furious cow have an absurdist energy that slapstick fans will be unable to resist.~false~30/11/2009~01:45~03:10~85
Harold~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Short film about an inflatable pig and his love for a circus lion.~false~30/11/2009~03:10~03:20~10
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip~~Breaking News~~~Amanda Peet,Matthew Perry,Bradley Whitford,Steven Weber,Sarah Paulson,Timothy Busfield~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a late-night comedy sketch show. A pregnant Jordan has difficulties during a live show. Matt's pill-popping is discovered by a staff member.~false~30/11/2009~03:20~04:05~45
Beauty and the Geek~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~New series of the US game show. The girls must conduct an interview with an author while the geeks perform stand-up comedy.~false~30/11/2009~04:05~04:55~50
St Elsewhere~~Entrapment~~~Barbara Whinnery,William Daniels~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Hospital drama series. Dr Cathy Martin sets her sights on an amazed Dr Craig.~false~30/11/2009~04:55~05:45~50
The Hoobs~~King of the Sea~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Iver is perplexed by a question in a comic.~false~30/11/2009~05:45~06:10~25
Planet Cook~~Put Out the Flags~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captin Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock.~false~30/11/2009~06:10~06:30~20
Yo Gabba Gabba~~Eat~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Enter a magical land of music, dance and cartoons with DJ Lance Rock and his friendly toy monsters, Muno, Foofa, Brobee, Todee and Plex. The monsters learn how to have fun while cleaning up, and try new foods that they have not tasted before. Guest starring Elijah Wood.~false~30/11/2009~06:30~07:00~30
Freshly Squeezed~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Pop music magazine, including a look at the week's single releases. Presented by Nick Grimshaw and Rick Edwards.~false~30/11/2009~07:00~07:30~30
Everybody Loves Raymond~~Working Late Again~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Debra fears that Ray is hiding out at work because he does not want to spend time with the family, and convinces him to try working from home.~false~30/11/2009~07:30~08:00~30
Frasier~~Someone to Watch over Me~~~Kelsey Grammer,Peri Gilpin~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a Seattle-based psychiatrist. Frasier has sinister thoughts about the unwarranted attention fame can bring when he discovers his 'number one fan' is stalking him, but then realises that things may not always be as ominous as they at first appear.~false~30/11/2009~08:00~08:30~30
Frasier~~Breaking the Ice~~~Kelsey Grammer,John Mahoney~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. Frasier realises that his father has never told him he loves him, so he decides to go with Martin and Niles on a fishing trip for some filial bonding - and learns that sometimes actions speak louder than words.~false~30/11/2009~08:30~09:00~30
Will and Grace~~He's Come Undone~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. Will finds out that Grace is dating her therapist, which leads him to have some strange dreams.~false~30/11/2009~09:00~09:30~30
Friends~~The One with All the Cheesecakes~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Monica is hurt when Ross is invited to their cousin's wedding, but she is not. Phoebe meets up with her old flame David. Chandler and Rachel cannot resist the cheesecakes delivered to a neighbour.~false~30/11/2009~09:30~10:00~30
Friends~~The One Where They're Up All Night~~~Courteney Cox Arquette,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Ross assembles the gang on the roof to watch a meteor shower, but becomes trapped up there with Joey. Rachel and Tag argue over which one of them forgot to send a package from work. Phoebe's fire alarm won't stop beeping. Monica and Chandler have trouble falling asleep together.~false~30/11/2009~10:00~10:30~30
The Big Bang Theory~~The Pancake Batter Anomaly~~~Johnny Galecki,Kaley Cuoco,Simon Helberg,Kunal Nayyar~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Flat-share comedy series about two brainy but socially clueless physicists. Not knowing what she has let herself in for, Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he is sick.~false~30/11/2009~10:30~11:00~30
Ugly Betty~~Dress for Success~~~America Ferrera,Eric Mabius,Ana Ortiz,Vanessa Williams,Tony Plana,Mark Indelicato~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. Betty finds it hard to impress her idol at YETI, and has a disastrous encounter with the assistant from ELLE.~false~30/11/2009~11:00~12:00~60
News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~30/11/2009~12:00~12:30~30
3 Minute Wonder: One Day in Handsworth~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~A series of short films offering individual viewpoints from cast members of Penny Woolcock's film 1DAY. Written and shot with the help of the National Film and Television School.~false~30/11/2009~12:30~12:35~5
Wife Swap USA~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Reality programme in which wives swap their husbands, children and homes for up to two weeks. Theresa Ketchum swaps families with Donna Sheron.~false~30/11/2009~12:35~13:30~55
Prince Valiant~~~1954~Henry Hathaway~Prince Valiant*Robert Wagner|Princess Aleta*Janet Leigh|Sir Brack*James Mason|Ilene*Debra Paget|Sir Gawain*Sterling Hayden|Boltar*Victor McLaglen|King Aguar*Donald Crisp|King Arthur*Brian Aherne~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~2~U~Film~"Read the script of Prince Valiantat last. Ha ha," wrote James Mason in his autobiography. This jaunty Arthurian spectacle, based on the comic strip by Harold Foster, is in that strange dialect called Hollywood Archaic, a tongue known to no one except Hollywood executives with names like Spyros P Skouras, the man who ran 20th Century-Fox at the time and who was once described by Billy Wilder as the only Greek tragedy he knew. Mason stars as Sir Brack, a Knight of the Round Table, and Robert Wagner in his first leading role plays Valiant, the son of a beleaguered Swedish king, who arrives in Camelot seeking assistance in the clanking armour and sword department. Janet Leigh is on hand to swoon whenever Wagner's around, but goodness knows why considering the terrible wig he had to wear. ~false~30/11/2009~13:30~15:25~115
Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Jon Gaunt.~false~30/11/2009~15:25~16:10~45
Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~The game show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Hosted by Noel Edmonds.~false~30/11/2009~16:10~17:00~50
The Paul O'Grady Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Paul O'Grady hosts the comedy chat show. Today's guests include Cilla Black, while Cliff Richard and the Shadows give a special performance.~false~30/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
The Simpsons~~It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~When Otto ditches his fiancee at the altar, Bart invites her to stay with the family, forcing Marge to compete with a younger woman. Guest voice is Parker Posey.~false~30/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
Hollyoaks~~~~~Ashley Slanina-Davies,Dominique Jackson,Jorgie Porter,Nico Mirallegro,Melissa Walton,Jessica Fox~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~It is the first day of Zoe's murder trial. Could Lydia's evidence be the final blow? Theresa fixes Jack's car, leaving him and Darren open mouthed. Josh is still lusting after India and manages to extract a kiss from her.~false~30/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~30/11/2009~19:00~19:55~55
3 Minute Wonder: Turner Prize~~The Artists 2009~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Short film made in collaboration with one of the finalists for the 2009 Turner Prize, the UK's most recognised and prestigious prize for contemporary art. This year's finalists are Enrico David, Roger Hiorns, Lucy Skaer and Richard Wright.~false~30/11/2009~19:55~20:00~5
Dispatches: Lords, Billionaires and the Russian Connection~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Anthony Barnett examines the relationship between Russian oligarchs who are trying to buy British institutions, including football clubs and newspapers, and the political elite of the House of Lords.~false~30/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60
The Queen~~~~Edmund Coulthard~Samantha Bond,Abby Ford~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series exploring Britain's social history through pivotal events in the reign of Queen Elizabeth II. In the 1970s, Elizabeth, two decades into her reign, faced her greatest challenges yet including terrorist threats from the IRA and a kidnap attempt on Princess Anne which resulted in two people being shot.~false~30/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
Ugly Betty~~Born Identity~~~America Ferrera,Eric Mabius,Ana Ortiz,Vanessa Williams,Tony Plana,Mark Indelicato~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. Just as billionaire Calvin Hartley is about to give Mode its much-needed bailout, baby William is kidnapped. Hilda is asked to help with a political campaign.~false~30/11/2009~22:00~22:55~55
Gordon Ramsay's F Word~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Chef Gordon Ramsay presents the fast-paced food magazine show celebrating the very best of Britain's independent local restaurants. Two Chinese establishments compete to prove they are the best local restaurant and Gordon hunts for a Chinese delicacy, mitten crab, in the River Thames.~false~30/11/2009~22:55~00:00~65
4 Music:The Killers: Live at the Royal Albert Hall~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~A concert filmed at London's Albert Hall featuring the US rock band's greatest hits.~false~01/12/2009~00:00~01:05~65
King of the Hill~~Blood and Sauce~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~American animation about a family in suburban Texas. Bill is despondent after realising he has no-one to pass his family secrets down to.~false~01/12/2009~01:05~01:35~30
King of the Hill~~Luanne Gets Lucky~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~American animation about a family in suburban Texas. Luanne feels left out when all of Lucky's attention is directed towards a rare 48 inch stump of burled walnut.~false~01/12/2009~01:35~02:05~30
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip~~K & R Part One~~~Amanda Peet,Matthew Perry,Bradley Whitford,Steven Weber,Sarah Paulson,Timothy Busfield~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a late-night comedy sketch show. Jordan is rushed into surgery, while the situation involving Tom's brother deteriorates.~false~01/12/2009~02:05~02:50~45
Invasion~~The Last Wave Goodbye~~~Alexis Dziena,Evan Peters,Ariel Gade,Eddie Cibrian,Tyler Labine~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Last in the science-fiction series about a small coastal town in Florida struggling to rebuild itself after it is hit by a devastating and mysterious hurricane. Amidst the chaos of the hurricane, Underlay and Russell mount a rescue bid to free the humans captured by the hybrids.~false~01/12/2009~02:50~03:35~45
King of the Hill~~24 Hour Propane People~~~~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Cartoon sitcom. When Buck gets banned from his favourite strip club, he attempts to make Strickland Propane a fun place to work.~false~01/12/2009~03:35~04:00~25
Angry George Irons~~~~~~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Short film about a character who is taken to the depths of hell and the heights of heaven inside his ramshackle house on the hill.~false~01/12/2009~04:00~04:10~10
Beauty and the Geek~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~New series of the US game show. The girls must acts as tour guides to visitors of the California Science Center, while the geeks draw sketches of a naked woman.~false~01/12/2009~04:10~04:55~45
St Elsewhere~~All about Eve~~~Ed Begley Jr,Mark Harmon~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Hospital drama series. Dr Caldwell learns a very painful lesson about becoming involved with Irish terrorists. And Dr Ehrlich is shocked to find that his free-loving girlfriend Roberta has changed her lifestyle after consulting a psychiatrist.~false~01/12/2009~04:55~05:45~50
The Hoobs~~The Big Bonk~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun for children. Is Hubba Hubba responding to any of the questions the Hoobs have posed?~false~01/12/2009~05:45~06:10~25
Planet Cook~~Yeti Brain Drain~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captin Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock.~false~01/12/2009~06:10~06:30~20
Yo Gabba Gabba~~Summer~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Enter a magical land of music, dance and cartoons with DJ Lance Rock and his friendly toy monsters, Muno, Foofa, Brobee, Todee and Plex. Summer has arrived in Gabba Land, and the gang have a pool party.~false~01/12/2009~06:30~07:00~30
Freshly Squeezed~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Nick Grimshaw and Rick Edwards present a daily dose of pop culture featuring celebrity interviews, behind-the-scenes exclusives and music videos. Featuring a look at the week's new album releases.~false~01/12/2009~07:00~07:30~30
Everybody Loves Raymond~~The Children's Book~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Debra decides to try her hand at writing children's books.~false~01/12/2009~07:30~07:55~25
Frasier~~An Affair to Forget~~~Kelsey Grammer,Peri Gilpin,David Hyde Pierce,John Mahoney,Jane Leeves,Brian Cousins~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. Frasier gets his fingers burnt when he interferes with other people's lives without first getting his facts straight.~false~01/12/2009~07:55~08:30~35
Frasier~~Agents in America~~~Kelsey Grammer,Peri Gilpin,Harriet Harris,John Mahoney,Eric Lutes,Jane Leeves~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. Frasier's contract is under review at the radio station and Bebe, Frasier's agent, furiously demands renegotiations.~false~01/12/2009~08:30~09:00~30
Will and Grace~~Oh Dad, Poor Dad, He's Kept Me in the Closet and I'm So Sad~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. Will's ideal relationship with his loving father sours when his dad asks him to pretend that he is married to Grace for a company dinner.~false~01/12/2009~09:00~09:30~30
Friends~~The One Where Rosita Dies~~~Lisa Kudrow,Courteney Cox Arquette,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Phoebe's first day as a telemarketer takes a bizarre turn when she encounters a distraught office supply manager who wants to end it all. Ross and Monica are shocked to learn that their parents are selling their childhood home. Rachel and Chandler feel guilty when each believes that they have broken Joey's favourite chair.~false~01/12/2009~09:30~10:00~30
Friends~~The One Where They All Turn Thirty~~~Lisa Kudrow,Courteney Cox Arquette,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~As the gang celebrate Rachel's 30th birthday, she ponders what she should do to achieve her remaining life ambitions. The others look back at their own 30th birthday parties - Monica remembers her attempts to conceal her intoxication from her parents, Phoebe recalls when she got sobering news from Ursula and Ross thinks back to an embarrassing period when he owned a red sports car.~false~01/12/2009~10:00~10:30~30
The Big Bang Theory~~The Jerusalem Duality~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Flat-share comedy series about two brainy but socially clueless physicists. When Sheldon meets a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than he is, his confidence is so badly shaken that Leonard agrees to help him discredit the precocious teenager's research.~false~01/12/2009~10:30~11:00~30
Ugly Betty~~Sisters on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown~~~America Ferrera,Eric Mabius,Ana Ortiz,Vanessa Williams,Tony Plana,Mark Indelicato~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. Betty finds herself at odds with Hilda in the midst of a family crisis.~false~01/12/2009~11:00~12:00~60
News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~01/12/2009~12:00~12:30~30
Celebrity Life Skills~~Self Defence~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Celebrities use a household object to teach a life skill. Toyah Willcox demonstrates how to disable an attacker with objects found in a broom cupboard.~false~01/12/2009~12:30~12:40~10
Wife Swap USA~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Reality programme in which wives swap their husbands, children and homes for up to two weeks. Bayou tour operator Brandi Dufrene swaps families with Californian ballet dancer Monique Melton.~false~01/12/2009~12:40~13:35~55
Carry On Doctor~~~1968~Gerald Thomas~Francis Bigger*Frankie Howerd|Charlie Roper*Sidney James|Dr Tinkle*Kenneth Williams|Mr Barron*Charles Hawtrey|Dr Kilmore*Jim Dale|Sandra May*Barbara Windsor|Chloe Gibson*Joan Sims|Matron*Hattie Jacques|Nurse Clarke*Anita Harris|Ken Biddle*Bernard Bresslaw|Mr Smith*Peter Butterworth~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~false~3~PG~Film~After seven consecutive spoofs of other movies, the Carry On crew returned to the world of work for this lively comedy that virtually takes up from where Carry On Nurse left off. The timing of another hospital picture couldn't have been better for Sid James, who was genuinely bedridden for much of the production. Consequently, most of the workload falls upon Kenneth Williams as a sneering consultant, Jim Dale as the clumsy Dr Kilmore, and Frankie Howerd, who makes an impressive series debut as a fussy faith healer. However, Charles Hawtrey steals the show, experiencing the pangs of a sympathetic pregnancy. ~false~01/12/2009~13:35~15:25~110
Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Jon Gaunt.~false~01/12/2009~15:25~16:10~45
Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~The game show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Hosted by Noel Edmonds.~false~01/12/2009~16:10~17:00~50
The Paul O'Grady Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Paul O'Grady hosts the comedy chat show. Guests include John Thomson, Amanda Holden and Rolf Harris.~false~01/12/2009~17:00~18:00~60
The Simpsons~~Behind the Laughter~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~The ups and downs of America's favourite family are chronicled in a 'behind-the-scenes' special. Featuring the guest voices of Willie Nelson and VJ Jim Forbes.~false~01/12/2009~18:00~18:30~30
Hollyoaks~~~~~Amy Yamazaki,Lydia Kelly,Beth Kingston,Anthony Quinlan,Andrew Moss,Ricky Whittle~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~It's day two of the murder trial and when Charlotte recognises the knife in court she goes back to Uni to confront Lydia. When India tells Gilly and Rhys she likes Calvin, Rhys tries to warn Josh to stop him from getting hurt.~false~01/12/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~01/12/2009~19:00~19:55~55
3 Minute Wonder: Turner Prize~~The Artists 2009~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Short film made in collaboration with one of the finalists for the 2009 Turner Prize, the UK's most recognised and prestigious prize for contemporary art. This year's finalists are Enrico David, Roger Hiorns, Lucy Skaer and Richard Wright.~false~01/12/2009~19:55~20:00~5
Country House Rescue~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Businesswoman Ruth Watson revisits the owners of British stately homes who she gave advice to one year earlier. Ruth returns to Scotland where Black Clauchrie has been part of the wild Galloway landscape since 1901. Have Caroline and Adrian Goodall overcome their problems?~false~01/12/2009~20:00~21:00~60
The Queen~~~~Patrick Reams~Susan Jameson,Lesley Manville~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series exploring Britain's social history through pivotal events in the reign of Queen Elizabeth II. This episode reveals the hidden conflict between Elizabeth and her first female Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, whose strained relationship reached boiling point on 20 July 1986, when a newspaper published an explosive front cover story concerning the Queen's thoughts about the 'uncaring and divisive' nature of the Tory regime.~false~01/12/2009~21:00~22:00~60
Gordon Ramsay's F Word~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Chef Gordon Ramsay presents the fast-paced food magazine show celebrating the very best of Britain's independent local restaurants. Two brilliant local Spanish restaurants go head-to-head, El Gato Negro from Yorkshire and Lola Rojo from London. Gordon also travels to Spain to hunt for an extraordinary delicacy - goose barnacles.~false~01/12/2009~22:00~23:05~65
Cast Offs~~Will~~~Peter Mitchell,Kiruna Stamell,Victoria Wright,Sophie Woolley,Tim Gebbells,Mat Fraser~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Darkly comic series about six disabled people who are sent to a remote British island for a fictional reality series. Will's militant political beliefs run the risk of making everyone hungry. Romance blossoms between Dan and Carrie.~false~01/12/2009~23:05~00:10~65
Bullrun 2009~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~The glamorous rally returns for 2009, as celebrities and international motorists drive 100 cars from New York City to the other side of the USA in seven days. The drivers stop off at the Thunder Canyon raceway for a spot of extreme off-road karting.~false~02/12/2009~00:10~00:45~35
PokerStars.com European Poker Tour~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~The PokerStars.com European Poker Tour continues with action from the Barcelona leg. Just 16 contestants remain in contention in the EPT 6 event, including British representatives Michael Greco and Marc Goodwin, and former champions Roland de Wolfe and Mike McDonald.~false~02/12/2009~00:45~01:45~60
Gillette World Sport~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~In-depth coverage of sports from around the world, with interviews and competition highlights.~false~02/12/2009~01:45~02:10~25
Volvo Ocean Race~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Highlights from the first stage of the 2008-2009 Volvo Ocean Race, as the yachts depart from Alicante and head for Cape Town.~false~02/12/2009~02:10~03:00~50
The Dead Zone~~Broken Circle~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Paranormal drama series based on the best-selling book by Stephen King. Johnny goes to incredible lengths trying to stop Rebecca killing Greg Stillson.~false~02/12/2009~03:00~03:45~45
King of the Hill~~The Texas Panhandler~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~American animation about a redneck family. With the threat of employment hanging over them, Bobby and Joseph discover that they can make more money by hanging out on street corners and begging.~false~02/12/2009~03:45~04:10~25
Beauty and the Geek~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~US game show. The geeks are given makeovers and later offered up as bids at a live charity auction hosted by the beauties.~false~02/12/2009~04:10~04:55~45
St Elsewhere~~Aids and Comfort~~~Ed Flanders,William Daniels,Ed Begley Jr~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Hospital drama series. Anthony Gifford, a highly successful young politician, finds his future shattered when he learns that he has Aids and must admit his homosexuality.~false~02/12/2009~04:55~05:45~50
The Hoobs~~The Flapperdipperdancer~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. The Hoobs enter an art competition.~false~02/12/2009~05:45~06:10~25
Planet Cook~~Laugh? I Nearly Cracked Up~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captain Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock.~false~02/12/2009~06:10~06:30~20
Yo Gabba Gabba~~Fun~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Enter a magical land of music, dance and cartoons with DJ Lance Rock and his friendly toy monsters, Muno, Foofa, Brobee, Todee and Plex. The Gabba characters learn different ways to have fun.~false~02/12/2009~06:30~07:00~30
Freshly Squeezed~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Pop music magazine. Rick Edwards and Jameela Jamil introduce the latest music videos.~false~02/12/2009~07:00~07:30~30
Everybody Loves Raymond~~The Gift~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Ray buys his father an aquarium for his birthday.~false~02/12/2009~07:30~07:55~25
Frasier~~The Innkeepers~~~Kelsey Grammer,David Hyde Pierce,John Mahoney,Jane Leeves,Peri Gilpin,Edward Hibbert~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a radio psychiatrist. Frasier and Niles's brief acquisition of a restaurant teaches them that some dreams are best not realised.~false~02/12/2009~07:55~08:30~35
Frasier~~Dark Victory~~~Kelsey Grammer,David Hyde Pierce,John Mahoney,Jane Leeves,Murray Rubenstein,Stephanie Dunham~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~American sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. Frasier plans a party to celebrate his father's birthday, but the mood is anything but happy.~false~02/12/2009~08:30~09:00~30
Will and Grace~~Acting Out~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. When a kiss between two men is censored by a TV station, Will and Jack complain to the network.~false~02/12/2009~09:00~09:30~30
Friends~~The One with Joey's New Brain~~~Lisa Kudrow,Courteney Cox Arquette,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Joey accidentally tells a fellow cast member on Days of Our Lives that she is to be fired, which leads to her pouring her heart out to him - and the two of them ending up in bed together. Rachel and Phoebe try to sabotage each other's chances with a cute guy who left his phone behind in Central Perk. Chandler and Monica urge Ross not to play his bagpipes at their wedding.~false~02/12/2009~09:30~10:00~30
Friends~~The One with the Truth about London~~~Lisa Kudrow,Courteney Cox Arquette,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Monica and Chandler grudgingly agree to let Joey perform their wedding ceremony after he is 'ordained' via the internet. Monica makes a startling revelation which leaves Chandler's head spinning. Rachel becomes Ben's favourite babysitter when she teaches him practical jokes to play on his father.~false~02/12/2009~10:00~10:30~30
The Big Bang Theory~~Bat Jar Conjecture~~~Johnny Galecki,Jim Parsons,Kaley Cuoco,Simon Helberg,Kunal Nayyar~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Flat-share comedy series about two brainy but socially clueless physicists. Sheldon is ousted from the quiz team and decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team.~false~02/12/2009~10:30~11:00~30
Ugly Betty~~Kissed Off~~~America Ferrera,Eric Mabius,Ana Ortiz,Vanessa Williams,Tony Plana,Mark Indelicato~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. Betty contemplates making a change to help her family.~false~02/12/2009~11:00~12:00~60
News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~02/12/2009~12:00~12:30~30
Rescue Remedies~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Health~Dr Phil Hammond examines various historical cures for common ailments, drawing on knowledge from around the world. Today he looks at hair loss.~false~02/12/2009~12:30~12:40~10
Wife Swap USA~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~US version of the reality series. The Stockdales from Ohio, who moved to the country to protect their four sons from bad influences, swap with the Tonkovic family from Illinois, the son of which is a rapper.~false~02/12/2009~12:40~13:35~55
Above Us the Waves~~~1955~Ralph Thomas~Commander Frazer*John Mills|Lt Alec Duffy*John Gregson|Lt Tom Corbett*Donald Sinden|Admiral Ryder*James Robertson-Justice|Smart*Michael Medwin|Abercrombie*James Kenney|Tirpitz Captain*O E Hasse|Ramsey*William Russell|Hutchins*Thomas Heathcote|Cox*Lee Patterson|German officer*Theodore Bikel|X2 engineer*Anthony Newley~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~true~2~U~Film~Having failed with torpedoes, John Mills and his rookie crew set out in midget submarines to try to sink the German battleship Tirpitz in this rather disappointing Second World War action adventure. Riddled with stiff-upper-lipped stereotypes, this is one of those proud re-creations of an "against the odds" mission that were the staple of postwar British cinema. However, by opting to examine the cramped conditions of his characters rather than go overboard on their heroic exploits, director Ralph Thomas struggles with the pace of the picture, and even the attack on Trondheim harbour is less than nail-biting. ~false~02/12/2009~13:35~15:25~110
Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Jon Gaunt.~false~02/12/2009~15:25~16:10~45
Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~02/12/2009~16:10~17:00~50
The Paul O'Grady Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Paul O'Grady hosts the comedy chat show.~false~02/12/2009~17:00~18:00~60
The Simpsons~~Stark Raving Dad~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Homer encounters a character who calls himself Michael Jackson. Is he the real McCoy?~false~02/12/2009~18:00~18:30~30
Hollyoaks~~~~~Zoe Lister,Lydia Kelly,Amy Yamazaki,Anthony Quinlan,Bronagh Waugh,Jorgie Porter~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Zoe finally gets the chance to give evidence at her trial before the jury retire to consider their verdict. Charlotte is tormented by Lydia's revelation. Gilly suffers after eating Cheryl's Caribbean cuisine. A lonely Anita tries to befriend Theresa.~false~02/12/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~02/12/2009~19:00~19:55~55
3 Minute Wonder: Turner Prize 2009~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Short film made in collaboration with this year's art prize finalists; Enrico David, Roger Hiorns, Lucy Skaer and Richard Wright.~false~02/12/2009~19:55~20:00~5
The Family~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Eight-part observational series documenting family life, as a British Indian family opens its doors to viewers. With a wedding on the horizon and a baby on the way the family is feeling the pressure.~false~02/12/2009~20:00~21:00~60
The Queen~~~~~Barbara Flynn,Emma Hamilton,Lucy Chalkley~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series exploring Britain's social history through pivotal events in the reign of Queen Elizabeth II. A look at how the Queen dealt with the disaster-strewn year of 1992, which saw Windsor Castle suffer severe fire damage and a catalogue of royal scandals exposed by the press.~false~02/12/2009~21:00~22:00~60
True Blood~~Plaisir D'Amour~~~Anna Paquin,Stephen Moyer,Sam Trammell,Raoul Trujillo,Lizzy Caplan,Ryan Kwanten~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Fantasy adventure series set in a society where humans and vampires co-exist. Bill breaks the vampire code of conduct and leaves to be judged by the other vampires, entrusting Sam to look after Sookie. Jason and Eddie bond as they discuss Amy's increasingly extreme behaviour. Sookie's cat is attacked.~false~02/12/2009~22:00~23:15~75
Cast Offs~~Gabriella~~~Peter Mitchell,Kiruna Stamell,Victoria Wright,Sophie Woolley,Tim Gebbells,Mat Fraser~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Darkly comic series about six disabled people who are sent to a remote British island for a fictional reality series. Gabby's marriage to the rather hopeless Del is imminent, but the arrival of an unexpected guest jeopardises the wedding. On the island, the group organise a search party and hunt for Will.~false~02/12/2009~23:15~00:20~65
4 Music:360 Sessions~~David Gray~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Music series which takes a look at artists in their working environment. David Gray talks about his influences, childhood and musical career in his Crouch End studio.~false~03/12/2009~00:20~00:50~30
4 Music:4Play: Richard Hawley~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Performance and chat from Sheffield singer/songwriter Richard Hawley.~false~03/12/2009~00:50~01:05~15
T4:Rimmel London Presents the World's Greatest Pop Star~~The Result~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Music series celebrating the life and work of pop icons. Edith Bowman is joined by a panel of industry experts revealing who they think should win the title. Then, in front of the T4 Stars Of 2009 audience at London's Earls Court, the result is announced with a special tribute to honour the victor.~false~03/12/2009~01:05~02:00~55
This Week's 4Music Top 20~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~4Music's choice of the best of this week's music videos.~false~03/12/2009~02:00~03:50~110
Invasion~~~~~~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Science-fiction series about a small coastal town in Florida struggling to rebuild itself after it is hit by a devastating and mysterious hurricane.~false~03/12/2009~03:50~04:10~20
Beauty and the Geek~~Beauties and the Beach~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~US game show. The five remaining teams take a surprise trip to San Diego's Mission Beach where the beauties must learn about radio waves and electronics, while the geeks must put together their own fitness routines.~false~03/12/2009~04:10~04:55~45
St Elsewhere~~Pig Too Far~~~Ed Flanders,William Daniels,Ed Begley Jr~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Hospital drama series. Dr Erlich proposes to his girlfriend in order to break through her sexual reserve.~false~03/12/2009~04:55~05:45~50
The Hoobs~~Scared~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Tula does not like the sound of thunder.~false~03/12/2009~05:45~06:10~25
Planet Cook~~All The Better To Hear You With~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captain Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock.~false~03/12/2009~06:10~06:30~20
Yo Gabba Gabba~~Dance~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Enter a magical land of music, dance and cartoons with DJ Lance Rock and his friendly toy monsters, Muno, Foofa, Brobee, Todee and Plex. New songs include Body Parts, and Mexican actor Hector Jimenez guest stars.~false~03/12/2009~06:30~07:00~30
Freshly Squeezed~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Pop culture with Rick Edwards and Jameela Jamil, including a look at the week's gigs.~false~03/12/2009~07:00~07:30~30
Everybody Loves Raymond~~High School~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Ray makes a startling discovery when he takes Debra to his high-school reunion.~false~03/12/2009~07:30~07:55~25
Frasier~~She's the Boss~~~Kelsey Grammer,Mercedes Ruehl,David Hyde Pierce,Peri Gilpin,John Mahoney,Jane Leeves~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a radio psychologist. Frasier finds it hard to get on with his new station boss - especially when she moves his show to the middle of the night.~false~03/12/2009~07:55~08:30~35
Frasier~~Shrink Rap~~~Kelsey Grammer,David Hyde Pierce,Milo O'Shea~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~American sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. In an effort to get on better, Niles and Frasier decide to enter family therapy.~false~03/12/2009~08:30~09:00~30
Will and Grace~~Advise and Resent~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. When Will is set up on a blind date by his boss, he agonises over whether to show up. Grace continues to struggle with her wimpy boyfriend Josh.~false~03/12/2009~09:00~09:30~30
Friends~~The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress~~~Lisa Kudrow,Courteney Cox Arquette,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Monica regrets telling a fellow bride-to-be about a cheaper bridal store when she has to fight the woman tooth and nail for a unique wedding dress, and ends up having to duel with her for the right to hire Chandler's favourite band for the night. Joey and Ross discover that they are dating the same woman.~false~03/12/2009~09:30~10:00~30
Friends~~The One with Joey's Award~~~Lisa Kudrow,Courteney Cox Arquette,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Joey is overjoyed to be nominated for a 'Soapie' award, but when he fails to win, he decides to steal one for himself. Monica frets that she will never experience the thrill of a new relationship again. Ross is curious when he spots Chandler coming out of a male strip club. Phoebe hooks up with a cute guy.~false~03/12/2009~10:00~10:30~30
The Big Bang Theory~~The Nerdvana Annihilation~~~Johnny Galecki,Jim Parsons,Simon Helberg,Kaley Cuoco,Kunal Nayyar~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Flat-share comedy series about two brainy but socially clueless physicists. When Penny ridicules Leonard for collecting nerdy memorabilia, he decides to give up his guilty pleasure despite the objections of his friends.~false~03/12/2009~10:30~11:00~30
Ugly Betty~~Courtship of Betty's Father~~~America Ferrera,Eric Mabius,Ana Ortiz,Vanessa Williams,Tony Plana,Mark Indelicato~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. Betty makes a mistake while preparing a special video for Claire's 60th birthday, revealing some unfortunate footage of Mrs Meade. Following his heart surgery, Ignacio starts dating his nurse, and Betty and Hilda disapprove of the age gap.~false~03/12/2009~11:00~12:00~60
News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~03/12/2009~12:00~12:30~30
Wife Swap~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~American version of the hit Wife Swap series. Brandi Carmichael lives on a remote Nevada pig farm. Her conscientious family works hard and seldom leaves the farm. Jehan Hanna is a belly dancer in New York who loves costume and performance, ignores the housework and pampers her daughter. When the families swap mums, both sides have a lot to learn.~false~03/12/2009~12:30~13:25~55
Rat Race~~~2001~Jerry Zucker~Vera Baker*Whoopi Goldberg|Donald Sinclair*John Cleese|Owen Templeton*Cuba Gooding Jr|Enrico Pollini*Rowan Atkinson|Randy Pear*Jon Lovitz|Beverly Pear*Kathy Najimy|Duane Cody*Seth Green|Nick Schaffer*Breckin Meyer|Tracy Faucet*Amy Smart|Zack*Wayne Knight|Gus*Paul Rodriguez|Blaine Cody*Vince Vieluf|Merrill Jennings*Lanai Chapman|Shawn*Dean Cain|Squirrel lady*Kathy Bates~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~12~Film~Fans of 1960s caper movie It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World will enjoy this infectiously silly comedy that's packed with celebrities and gags. John Cleese - complete with the maddest set of dentures ever seen on film - plays the billionaire casino owner who decides to give his high-rolling gamblers something unusual to bet on: the outcome of a race from Las Vegas to a locker a few hundred miles away in New Mexico that just happens to contain $2 million. A group of ordinary people are given the chance to get their hands on the loot - the only rule being that whoever gets there first, takes the cash. Among those in the hunt are a narcoleptic Italian (Rowan Atkinson), a recently reunited mother and daughter (Whoopi Goldberg and Lanai Chapman), two idiot brothers (Seth Green and Vince Vieluf) and a nagging Jewish husband and wife (Jon Lovitz and Kathy Najimy) who manage to run into a band of neo-Nazis en route. It may be an old-fashioned chase movie with jokes as old as the hills, but it's still a fun diversion.~false~03/12/2009~13:25~15:25~120
Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Jon Gaunt.~false~03/12/2009~15:25~16:10~45
Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~03/12/2009~16:10~17:00~50
The Paul O'Grady Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Paul O'Grady hosts the comedy chat show, with guests including Eddie Izzard.~false~03/12/2009~17:00~18:00~60
The Simpsons~~Mr Lisa Goes to Washington~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Lisa wins an all-expenses-paid trip to Washington.~false~03/12/2009~18:00~18:30~30
Hollyoaks~~~~~Zoe Lister,Anthony Quinlan,Bronagh Waugh,Saira Choudhry,Ashley Margolis,Carley Stenson~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Zoe prays for a miracle as she awaits the verdict of her trial. Gilly tries to find a way of dumping Cheryl. Steph challenges Cheryl to a dance-off. Anita decides she wants to lose her virginity to Ricky.~false~03/12/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~03/12/2009~19:00~19:55~55
3 Minute Wonder: Turner Prize 2009~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Short film made in collaboration with this year's art prize finalists; Enrico David, Roger Hiorns, Lucy Skaer and Richard Wright.~false~03/12/2009~19:55~20:00~5
River Cottage~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Food magazine with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. Hugh makes a tray of chocolate brownies in preparation for Christmas, while butchers Ray and Hugh extract cuts from a slaughtered deer. Hugh also continues his campaign to get wild rabbit back onto British menus.~false~03/12/2009~20:00~21:00~60
The Queen~~~~~Diana Quick,Joanna Van Gyseghem~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series exploring Britain's social history through pivotal events in the reign of Queen Elizabeth II. The final film looks at how the Queen's initial reluctance to allow Prince Charles to marry Camilla Parker-Bowles slowly gave way, culminating in her son's wedding in 2005.~false~03/12/2009~21:00~22:00~60
Alan Carr: Chatty Man~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Kate Hudson joins Alan on the sofa, along with Sharon Osbourne and Lily Allen, who also performs her new single.~false~03/12/2009~22:00~22:50~50
Without a Trace~~A Dollar and a Dream~~~Anthony LaPaglia,Marianne Jean-Baptiste,Poppy Montgomery,Enrique Murciano,Eric Close~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~American drama series about the FBI Missing Persons Squad. The FBI suspects foul play is involved in the disappearance of a lottery winner who came into millions. Jack runs a background check on Brian Donovan, the father of Samantha's unborn baby, and discovers some troubling information about him.~false~03/12/2009~22:50~23:45~55
The Page Turner~~~2006~Denis Dercourt~Ariane Fouchécourt*Catherine Frot|Mélanie Prouvost*Déborah François|Jean Fouchécourt*Pascal Greggory|Virginie*Clotilde Mollet|Laurent *Xavier de Guillebon|Madame Prouvost*Christine Citti|Monsieur Prouvost*Jacques Bonnaffé|Tristan Fouchécourt*Antoine Martynciow|Mélanie Prouvost as a child*Julie Richalet~true~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~4~15~Film~The influence of French master Claude Chabrol hangs heavy over this psychological suspense movie from writer/director Denis Dercourt, making for pleasurably tense and twisted viewing. As a child, butcher's daughter Mélanie Prouvost blows her audition for music school when famous pianist - and one of the judges - Ariane Fouchécourt (Catherine Frot) inadvertently ruins Mélanie's concentration. Ten years later, the adult Mélanie (played by Déborah François) gets a job first at the law firm of Ariane's husband, then at their home as an au pair and finally as the now-neurotic Ariane's page turner at concerts. Revenge is clearly the ruthless young woman's goal. There's something quintessentially French about the film's ambiguous attitude towards haute bourgeoisie culture, as it revels in the trappings of wealth and good taste even as the rich characters are made to suffer. But beneath the elegance this is a low-key but genuinely gripping thriller. ~false~03/12/2009~23:45~01:25~100
Black Widow~~~1987~Bob Rafelson~Alexandra Barnes*Debra Winger|Catharine*Theresa Russell|Paul Nuytten*Sami Frey|Ben Dumers*Dennis Hopper|William Macauley*Nicol Williamson|Bruce*Terry O'Quinn|Shin*James Hong|Etta*Diane Ladd|Michael*D W Moffett|Ricci*Leo Rossi|Shelley*Mary Woronov|Sara*Lois Smith|Irene*Rutanya Alda|Etta's husband*Wayne Heffley|Martin*Raleigh Bond|Artie*Christian Clemenson|Tran*Arsenio "Sonny" Trinidad~false~true~false~true~true~false~true~false~3~15~Film~It's not quite in the same league as his dense psychological dramas from the early 1970s such as Five Easy Pieces, but this intriguing thriller marked a major return to form for Bob Rafelson. Theresa Russell stars as the black widow of the title, a female Bluebeard who specialises in bumping off millionaires, among them Dennis Hopper and Nicol Williamson. Debra Winger plays the uptight FBI agent who sets out to bring her to justice. The cat-and-mouse games played by Winger and Russell crackle with tension and there's a lovely twist at the end. The two leads are magnificent and they are well supported by a distinguished cast that also includes Diane Ladd, Terry O'Quinn and Sami Frey. ~false~04/12/2009~01:25~03:10~105
Dispatches: Lords, Billionaires and the Russian Connection~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Documentary~Anthony Barnett examines the relationship between Russian oligarchs who are trying to buy British institutions, including football clubs and newspapers, and the political elite of the House of Lords.~false~04/12/2009~03:10~04:05~55
Unreported World~~The Battle for Israel's Soul~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The foreign affairs documentary series looks at how the growth in the number of Jewish 'fundamentalists' in Israel is allegedly threatening peace deal negotiations with Palestine.~false~04/12/2009~04:05~04:30~25
Switched~~~~~~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~US reality series in which two teenagers from different cities swap places. Hunky Texan drummer Will experiences a daredevil lifestyle when he switches with a BMX biker, while his Long Island counterpart discovers wakeboarding and Will's female best friend.~false~04/12/2009~04:30~04:55~25
St Elsewhere~~Blizzard~~~Ed Flanders,William Daniels,Ed Begley Jr~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Hospital drama series. A raging snowstorm creates multiple problems for the patients and staff of St Eligius.~false~04/12/2009~04:55~05:45~50
The Hoobs~~Disappearing~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. The Hoobs have to shift a nasty stain.~false~04/12/2009~05:45~06:10~25
Planet Cook~~Strictly Come Prancing~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captin Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock.~false~04/12/2009~06:10~06:30~20
Yo Gabba Gabba~~Sleep~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Enter a magical land of music, dance and cartoons with DJ Lance Rock and his friendly toy monsters, Muno, Foofa, Brobee, Todee and Plex. The Gabba characters learn about the benefits of sleeping.~false~04/12/2009~06:30~07:00~30
Freshly Squeezed~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Pop magazine with Jameela Jamil and Rick Edwards, who take a look at the week's best gigs.~false~04/12/2009~07:00~07:30~30
Everybody Loves Raymond~~The Letter~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Debra sends her mother-in-law hate mail, with surprising results.~false~04/12/2009~07:30~07:55~25
Frasier~~Martin Does It His Way~~~Kelsey Grammer,David Hyde Pierce,Jane Leeves,Eric Lutes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~American sitcom about a Seattle radio psychiatrist. While preparing for the funeral of their loathed Aunt Louise, Frasier and Niles learn of Martin's long-standing dream to compose a hit song for Frank Sinatra.~false~04/12/2009~07:55~08:30~35
Frasier~~Leapin' Lizards~~~Kelsey Grammer,David Hyde Pierce,John Mahoney,Peri Gilpin,Mercedes Ruehl,Dan Butler~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~More comic misadventures with the Seattle psychiatrist. Kate encourages Bulldog to keep up his pranks on Frasier, and encourages Frasier to retaliate. But when a lizard meant to scare Bulldog bites off Kate's finger, Frasier and Roz fear her vengeance.~false~04/12/2009~08:30~09:00~30
Will and Grace~~Hey La, Hey La, My Ex-Boyfriend's Back~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. Will's ex-boyfriend is in town, and Will is convinced he might want to rekindle their relationship. Karen decides to become a more involved employee and asks Grace for extra responsibilities.~false~04/12/2009~09:00~09:30~30
Friends~~The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin~~~Lisa Kudrow,Courteney Cox Arquette,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~When Ross and Monica's alluring cousin arrives for a visit, her beauty causes serious distractions for all the men who meet her - including Ross. Rachel and Phoebe plan a surprise bridal party for Monica. Joey tries to trick a casting director into securing him an acting role.~false~04/12/2009~09:30~10:00~30
Friends~~The One with Rachel's Big Kiss~~~Lisa Kudrow,Courteney Cox Arquette,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~An embarrassed Rachel bumps into her old sorority sister and wonders whether to confront her about an incident from their college days. Chandler and Ross try to out-suit each other by renting tuxedos once used by celebrities.~false~04/12/2009~10:00~10:30~30
The Big Bang Theory~~The Pork Chop Indeterminacy~~~Johnny Galecki,Jim Parsons,Simon Helberg~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Flat-share comedy series about two brainy but socially clueless physicists. When Leonard, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali become smitten with Sheldon's twin sister, Leonard devises a plan to eliminate his rivals.~false~04/12/2009~10:30~11:00~30
Ugly Betty~~There's No Place Like Mode~~~America Ferrera,Eric Mabius,Ana Ortiz,Vanessa Williams,Tony Plana,Mark Indelicato~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. Fashion Week causes problems for the staff at Mode. Wilhelmina loses her way. There's a new employee at Mode.~false~04/12/2009~11:00~12:00~60
News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~04/12/2009~12:00~12:30~30
Wife Swap USA~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~An edition of the hit American version of Wife Swap. A 'shock jock' radio DJ from New York trades families with a traditional housewife from Texas.~false~04/12/2009~12:30~13:25~55
One of Our Aircraft Is Missing~~~1942~Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger~Sir George Corbett*Godfrey Tearle|Tom Earnshaw*Eric Portman|Frank Shelley*Hugh Williams|Geoff Hickman*Bernard Miles|John Glyn Haggard*Hugh Burden|Bob Ashley*Emrys Jones|Els Meertens*Pamela Brown|Jet van Dieren*Joyce Redman|Jo de Vries*Googie Withers|Burgomaster*Hay Petrie|Burgomaster's wife*Selma Vaz Diaz|Pieter Sluys*Arnold Marlé|De Jong*Robert Helpmann~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~true~3~U~Film~This is an exciting enough Second World War adventure, as the crew members of a Wellington bomber attempt to evade Nazi patrols and reach home after their plane is shot down over the Netherlands. Directors Michael Powell (who also has a cameo role) and Emeric Pressburger are more successful at re-creating the bomber raid and the spectacular crash than they are at capturing an authentic Dutch atmosphere. It's a classic example of the way in which fictional stories were given a documentary style in order to increase their propaganda impact, and Powell and Pressburger's script received an Oscar nomination. There are sterling supporting turns from Peter Ustinov and Hay Petrie, but the film looks and sounds rather dated now. ~false~04/12/2009~13:25~15:25~120
Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Jon Gaunt.~false~04/12/2009~15:25~16:10~45
Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~04/12/2009~16:10~17:00~50
The Paul O'Grady Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Paul O'Grady hosts the comedy chat show and is joined by Irish boy band Westlife.~false~04/12/2009~17:00~18:00~60
The Simpsons~~When Flanders Failed~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Homer is consumed with jealousy when neighbour Ned opens up his own business selling items for left-handed people. Marge enrols Bart in a karate class with a view to boosting his self-esteem, and Lisa pits him against the school bully.~false~04/12/2009~18:00~18:30~30
Hollyoaks~~~~~Jorgie Porter,Saira Choudhry,Ashley Margolis,Bronagh Waugh,Anthony Quinlan~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Theresa is shocked when Anita reveals that Ricky was unable to perform. Cheryl and Gilly spend the night together. Afterwards Gilly longs for more, but something Cheryl says makes him think twice.~false~04/12/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~04/12/2009~19:00~19:30~30
Into That Good Night~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Showcase of bold and original documentaries from up-and-coming filmmakers. Chris Eley's directorial debut centres around a photography project run by a London hospice, which gives terminally ill patients the chance to express their emotions about their mortality.~false~04/12/2009~19:30~20:00~30
Jamie at Home~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Cookery series following chef Jamie Oliver as he creates dishes made from produce grown in the garden of his Essex home. Here, Jamie picks ripe tomatoes from his garden to make a sumptuous salad, fusilli with salsa rossa cruda and an oven-baked sausage ragu.~false~04/12/2009~20:00~20:30~30
Jamie at Home~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Cookery~Cookery series following chef Jamie Oliver as he creates dishes made from produce grown in the garden of his Essex home. A bumper crop of courgettes has grown and Jamie takes the opportunity to try out some recipies with the versatile vegetable while it is still in season. He also prepares some dishes with the plant's edible flowers, which are very difficult to buy.~false~04/12/2009~20:30~21:00~30
Waking the Baby Mammoth~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Documentary. An almost perfectly-preserved infant woolly mammoth is discovered by a remote Siberian river, 37,000 years after she first came to rest there. Shedding new light on life in the Ice Age, this investigation combines cutting-edge science with intrepid Arctic adventure to explain how and why the mammoths went extinct.~false~04/12/2009~21:00~22:35~95
Comedy Showcase: The Amazing Dermot~~~~~Rhys Darby,Darren Boyd,Alex Macqueen~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~A series of one-off comedy specials. A mishap on stage and the resulting court case derails the career of a stage hypnotist. As his wife leaves him, his TV show is cancelled and he goes into rehab, he tries to stop his life falling apart any further - but his enormous ego does not help matters. Rhys Darby stars as the hapless illusionist in a pilot produced by award-winning comedy producer Ash Atalla.~false~04/12/2009~22:35~23:10~35
The IT Crowd~~~~~Chris O'Dowd,Katherine Parkinson,Richard Ayoade~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Sitcom set in an IT department. Jen asserts herself after winning Employee of the Month, but makes powerful enemies in Roy and Moss. Douglas finds out that the love of his life is not all that she appears to be.~false~04/12/2009~23:10~23:45~35
True Blood~~Plaisir D'Amour~~~Anna Paquin,Stephen Moyer,Sam Trammell,Raoul Trujillo,Lizzy Caplan,Ryan Kwanten~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Fantasy adventure series set in a society where humans and vampires co-exist. Bill breaks the vampire code of conduct and leaves to be judged by the other vampires, entrusting Sam to look after Sookie. Jason and Eddie bond as they discuss Amy's increasingly extreme behaviour. Sookie's cat is attacked.~false~04/12/2009~23:45~00:55~70
4 Music:4Play: Mumford and Sons~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~A profile of London-based folk rock band Mumford and Sons.~false~05/12/2009~00:55~01:10~15
Friends~~The One without the Ski Trip~~~Jennifer Aniston,David Schwimmer,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,Courteney Cox,Lisa Kudrow~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Ross and Rachel avoid each other, forcing their friends to choose between them.~false~05/12/2009~01:10~01:45~35
Friends~~The One with the Hypnosis Tape~~~Courteney Cox,David Schwimmer,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from a wealthy admirer. Chandler tries to give up smoking by way of hypnosis.~false~05/12/2009~01:45~02:15~30
4 Music:Neil Young: Heart of Gold~~~~Jonathan Demme~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Concert film going backstage with the legendary singer-songwriter as he performs live in Nashville. Featuring Emmylou Harris and Diana DeWitt.~false~05/12/2009~02:15~03:55~100
AVP Pro Beach Volleyball Tour~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Highlights from the AVP Pro Beach Volleyball Tour as it stops off in Chicago, USA.~false~05/12/2009~03:55~04:55~60
Switched~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~US reality series in which two teenagers from different cities swap places. A nice guy from the east switches with an arrogant brat from southern California and charms his counterpart's parents and his two-year-old sister.~false~05/12/2009~04:55~05:20~25
St Elsewhere~~Hearing~~~Ed Flanders,Ed Begley Jr,Terence Knox,Norman Lloyd~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Hospital drama series. Dr Auschlander has some surprising results when he experiments with marijuana. Peter White fights for his medical future when he faces a board accusing him of improper handling of drugs. And Dr Ehrlich prepares to meet his future in-laws.~false~05/12/2009~05:20~06:10~50
Planet Cook~~Supersonic Yeti~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captin Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock.~false~05/12/2009~06:10~06:30~20
Yo Gabba Gabba~~Robot~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Enter a magical land of music, dance and cartoons with DJ Lance Rock and his friendly toy monsters, Muno, Foofa, Brobee, Todee and Plex. The Gabba gang learns about machines, electricity and energy.~false~05/12/2009~06:30~07:00~30
Gillette World Sport~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Featuring the very latest sports action from around the world, as well as exclusive stories and profiles of some of the world's leading sports stars.~false~05/12/2009~07:00~07:30~30
Freesports on 4~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Extreme surfing action from the third stop on the Cold Water Classics tour in South Africa.~false~05/12/2009~07:30~08:00~30
The Morning Line~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Turf tips and news from the Channel 4 Racing team.~false~05/12/2009~08:00~08:55~55
T4:Rimmel London Presents the World's Greatest Pop Star~~The Result~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Music series celebrating the life and work of pop icons. Edith Bowman is joined by a panel of industry experts revealing who they think should win the title. Then, in front of the T4 Stars Of 2009 audience at London's Earls Court, the result is announced with a special tribute to honour the victor.~false~05/12/2009~08:55~10:00~65
T4:Friends~~The One with the Vows~~~Lisa Kudrow,Courteney Cox Arquette,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Monica and Chandler try to write their wedding vows, with both asking the other for help. As Monica and Chandler recall their history together, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey and Ross remember how they learned that Chandler and Monica were dating, as well as pondering some of the other couplings in the past.~false~05/12/2009~10:00~10:35~35
T4:Hollyoaks Music Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Music series based in and around the set of teen soap Hollyoaks. Basshunter, Chipmunk and Taio Cruz are the guests this week. Elsewhere, the Hollyoaks cast provide backstage gossip and champion another group in the unsigned band competition.~false~05/12/2009~10:35~11:10~35
T4:4Music Favourites: Robbie Williams~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Steve Jones meets Robbie Williams for a chat about his life, his three-year break from music and his eighth album Reality Killed the Video Star. The ex-Take That star also performs in the studio.~false~05/12/2009~11:10~12:10~60
T4:90210~~Hello, Goodbye, Amen~~~Shenae Grimes,Rob Estes,Tristan Wilds,AnnaLynne McCord,Dustin Milligan,Ryan Eggold~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Teen drama series. Adrianna receives some news that could change her life. Annie becomes suspicious of Sean. Brenda lets Kelly in on a secret.~false~05/12/2009~12:10~13:10~60
T4:Mariah Carey: T4 Special~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Rick Edwards talks to Mariah Carey about her life as a global superstar. The American singer also performs her latest single in New York's Central Park.~false~05/12/2009~13:10~13:45~35
Channel 4 Racing~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Live racing presented by Alastair Down. From Sandown Park: 1.55 Henry VIII Novices' Chase. 2.25 Tingle Creek Chase. 3.00 December H'cap Hurdle. 3.30 London National Chase (H'cap). From Wetherby: 2.40 Book Corporate Hospitality at wetherbyracing.co.uk H'cap Chase. 3.15 Come Racing at Wetherby on Boxing Day H'cap Chase. Commentary is from Mike Cattermole, John Francome, Lesley Graham, Simon Holt, Tom Lee, Stewart Machin and Tanya Stevenson.~false~05/12/2009~13:45~15:50~125
My First Year~~Goal! Part 1~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~A group of 11-year-olds attempt to cope with the stresses of secondary school. Keen footballers Nomaan, Sam and Shakeel compete in the Year 7 inter-form tournament.~false~05/12/2009~15:50~16:20~30
Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Reality series in which people compete to be the best dinner-party host. In Swansea, pub landlady Sharon Craig is keen to introduce guests to her adventurous South African menu, including a starter called 'grandmother in a blanket'.~false~05/12/2009~16:20~16:50~30
Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Reality series in which people compete to be the best dinner-party host. In Swansea, patriotic Annie Haden hopes her traditional Welsh menu served at Dylan Thomas's birth place will impress. But guest Sharon accuses beauty queen Samira of being 'pretty but dull'.~false~05/12/2009~16:50~17:20~30
Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Dinner party reality programme. DJ Nick Madge is the third dinner party host in Swansea, and he is nervous about satisfying his guests after the previous night's meal. But will his gamble of a raw meat main course succeed?~false~05/12/2009~17:20~17:50~30
Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Dinner party reality programme. The fourth dinner party in Swansea is hosted by beauty queen Samira, who is sick of the constant arguments between the guests at the previous dinners. She is determined to keep them happy with a meal inspired by her Arabic roots.~false~05/12/2009~17:50~18:20~30
Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Reality series in which people compete to be the best dinner-party host. It is the end of the week in Swansea and it is the turn of Colin Consterdine to impress his guests. After a week of conflict can Colin keep the peace and scoop the 1000 prize?~false~05/12/2009~18:20~18:50~30
Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~05/12/2009~18:50~19:20~30
Speed 2: Cruise Control~~~1997~Jan De Bont~Annie*Sandra Bullock|Alex*Jason Patric|Geiger*Willem Dafoe|Juliano*Temuera Morrison|Merced*Brian McCardie|Drew*Christine Firkins|Harvey*Michael G Hagerty|Debbie*Colleen Camp|Celeste*Lois Chiles~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~2~PG~Film~Director Jan De Bont's listlessly routine sequel to his own powerhouse original is a massive disappointment. Sandra Bullock reprises her role as Annie Porter who, with cop boyfriend Jason Patric, boards a luxury cruise liner for a holiday. Before you can say "Where's Keanu Reeves?", disgruntled computer genius Willem Dafoe puts his extortion plan into operation and turns their voyage into a titanic nightmare. Bloated set pieces and predictable suspense scupper De Bont's waterlogged effort to re-create on sea what worked so brilliantly on land. Familiarity quickly breeds contempt, with Bullock rather obviously just along for the ride.~false~05/12/2009~19:20~21:40~140
Premonition~~~2007~Mennan Yapo~Linda Hanson*Sandra Bullock|Jim Hanson*Julian McMahon|Annie*Nia Long|Joanne*Kate Nelligan|Claire*Amber Valletta|Dr Norman Roth*Peter Stormare~true~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~1~12~Film~In this dreadful supernatural thriller Sandra Bullock plays a wife and mother who is told that her husband (Julian McMahon) has died in a car crash. So she's astounded to wake up the next day and find him still alive. It appears that time has somehow come unstuck and she's experiencing the week of his demise in random order. Can she reshuffle the days in order to learn the facts and save his life? It's pointless trying to work out what's really going on here, as the film's full of gaps in logic, inane harbingers of doom and meaningless clues. And such explanations as do arrive are hilariously heavy-handed tributes to faith and family values. It's languidly paced and drearily shot, and Bullock's utterly pedestrian performance matches the sappy imagery and uninspired scares.~false~05/12/2009~21:40~23:40~120
8 Out of 10 Cats~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy show in which celebrity panellists discuss the findings of opinion polls on wacky or trivial topics.~false~05/12/2009~23:40~00:15~35