In accessing this XML feed, you agree that you will only access its contents for your own personal and non-commercial use and not for any commercial or other purposes, including advertising or selling any goods or services, including any third-party software applications available to the general public. Countdown~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Matt Le Tissier.~false~04/07/2009~05:25~06:10~45 The Hoobs~~Iver's Big Trip~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Roma sends a postcard.~false~04/07/2009~06:10~06:35~25 The Hoobs~~Bedtime Story~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun for children with the Hoobs. Iver's reading keeps everyone else awake.~false~04/07/2009~06:35~07:00~25 Gillette World Sport~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Featuring the very latest sports action from around the world, as well as exclusive stories and profiles of some of the world's leading sports stars.~false~04/07/2009~07:00~07:30~30 MSA Formula Ford Championship~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Action from the Formula Ford Championship, as the single-seat racing cars head to the Rockingham speedway in Corby.~false~04/07/2009~07:30~08:00~30 The Morning Line~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Turf tips and news from the Channel 4 Racing team.~false~04/07/2009~08:00~08:55~55 T4:Yo Gabba Gabba~~Careful~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Enter a magical land of music, dance and cartoons with DJ Lance Rock and his friendly toy monsters, Muno, Foofa, Brobee, Todee and Plex. The gang learn about staying safe and perseverance. Supernova guest star.~false~04/07/2009~08:55~09:25~30 T4:Friends~~The One after Joey and Rachel Kiss~~~Courteney Cox,David Schwimmer,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Rachel and Joey struggle to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados. Meanwhile, Phoebe's former boyfriend, Mike, has followed her to the island and proposed to her, despite being in a relationship with someone else.~false~04/07/2009~09:25~10:00~35 T4:Eminem vs Kanye West: Top 10~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Ex-Hollyoaks actors Matt Littler and Darren Jeffries present a video countdown of Eminem and Kanye West, as they decide who should be crowned the king of hip-hop.~false~04/07/2009~10:00~11:05~65 T4:Calvin Harris: Video Exclusive~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Exclusive first play of the brand new video for Calvin Harris' single 'Ready For The Weekend'.~false~04/07/2009~11:05~11:10~5 T4:Friends~~The One Where Ross Is Fine~~~Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry,Courteney Cox,Lisa Kudrow,David Schwimmer~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Ross puts on a brave face and invites Joey and Rachel to dinner, but soon gets drunk and makes a scene. Chandler and Monica learn more about adoption.~false~04/07/2009~11:10~11:45~35 T4:Ice Age 3: T4 Movie Special~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Alex Zane goes behind the scenes of the new animated adventure - the third instalment of the Ice Age film series - and talks to star Simon Pegg.~false~04/07/2009~11:45~12:20~35 T4:Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Davina McCall announces the results of the latest eviction vote into the Big Brother house. Plus highlights from the past 24 hours.~false~04/07/2009~12:20~13:30~70 T4:Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The latest housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother house returns to the outside world and is interviewed by Davina McCall about their time inside.~false~04/07/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Channel 4 Racing~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Presented by Alastair Down and Lesley Graham. Sandown Park: 2.05 Coral Charge. 2.35 Coral Challenge. 3.10 Coral-Eclipse. 3.45 Coral Distaff. Haydock Park: 2.20 bet365 Best Odds Guaranteed H'cap Stakes. 2.50 bet365 Lancashire Oaks. 3.30 bet365 Old Newton Cup. Commentary is from John Francome, Simon Holt, Stewart Machin, John McCririck, Jim McGrath, Emma Spencer and Tanya Stevenson.~false~04/07/2009~14:00~16:00~120 The TV Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Krishnan Guru-Murthy presents a live discussion show in which members of the public debate their likes and dislikes from television over the past month. Viewers have the chance to directly quiz programme-makers and broadcasters about the issues raised in their shows.~false~04/07/2009~16:00~16:30~30 Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Cookery-based reality show in which five amateur chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host and a cash prize of one thousand pounds. Suzanne Green is the first to try her hand in the kitchen and she decides to serve her guests sweetbreads, the culinary name for lambs' testicles. This might be a risky move but, since two of her guests are soon staging a full-scale shouting match, maybe the dish represents the least of her worries.~false~04/07/2009~16:30~17:00~30 Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Cookery-based reality show in which five amateur chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host and, for this special Christmas series, a cash prize of one thousand pounds. Self-confessed psychic Annette Howard is the next host and, after her blazing row on the first evening followed by a refusal to eat Suzanne's offering, she needs a good night. However, she forgets to make the jelly for her trifle and finds her guests arriving before she has finished preparing the starter.~false~04/07/2009~17:00~17:30~30 Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Five amateur chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host and, for this special Christmas series, a cash prize of one thousand pounds. After two unimpressive meals from Suzanne and Annette, ex-merchant seaman Jim Blythe calls on his seafaring experience to cook a Brazilian chicken dish served with manioc, a root vegetable that contains cyanide. Perhaps wisely, he waits until his guests have sampled the food before revealing the special ingredient.~false~04/07/2009~17:30~18:00~30 Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Five amateur chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host and, for this special Christmas series, a cash prize of one thousand pounds. After tempers flared between Annette and Jane Lloyd during the previous night's dinner, postman Charlie Balch hopes that his organic meal of slow roasted mutton followed by apple and almond crumble will stamp out any bad feelings between the contestants.~false~04/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Five amateur chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host and, for this special Christmas series, a cash prize of one thousand pounds. On the final night of the competition Welsh patriot Jane Lloyd cooks up a local speciality of roast lamb, Coes cig oen rhost. However, in keeping with the previous dinners, yet another argument breaks out between the guests at the dining table, threatening Jane's chances of winning the cash prize.~false~04/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~04/07/2009~19:00~19:30~30 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor~~8/10~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~This week Bear is on the west coast of Ireland (I know, he's usually somewhere more exotic, with jungles and snakes and stuff, but Bear can make a spectacle of himself anywhere), clambering up steep cliffs and through boggy moors. It's an excellent episode, with a menu that is scary even by Bear's standards: maggots scooped from the eye sockets of a decomposing seal are used to flavour a soup of crushed mussels and seaweed, all of which is filtered through a sock. I know, your mouth's watering already. Then Bear spots a dead sheep in a peat bog. "The eyeballs are still in!" he observes - a good sign, apparently. There follows a wonderful scene in which he wades into the bog to fetch the carcass, gets into trouble and becomes perhaps the first presenter to be savaged by a dead sheep on television. When he emerges victorious, he celebrates by skinning the sheep and taking a bite out of its still warm heart. The fleece becomes a sleeping bag (or "sheeping bag") and a flotation device to be used for swimming across a loch. As he strips to his boxers (any excuse), Bear is concerned about the swim: "Man," he tells us, "this is going to be chilly perkins." And it is. Radio Times reviewer - David Butcher ~true~04/07/2009~19:30~20:30~60 ER~~5/22 - Haunted~~~Dr Simon Brenner*David Lyons|Nurse Sam Taggart*Linda Cardellini|Dr Tony Gates*John Stamos|Dr Neela Rasgotra*Parminder Nagra|Dr Archie Morris*Scott Grimes|Dr Cate Banfield*Angela Bassett|Officer Mark Downey*Gregg Henry|Frank Martin*Troy Evans|Nurse Lily Jarvik*Lily Mariye|Dr Daria Wade*Shiri Appleby|Dr Andrew Wade*Julian Morris|Dr Tracy Martin*Emily Rose|Dr Laverne St John*Bresha Webb|Danny Raskin*Sterling Beaumon|Pamela Olbes*Lynn A Henderson|Michael Leary*Chuck Hittinger|Scott Raskin*Patric Knutsson|Nurse Dawn Archer*Angel Laketa Moore|Sandy Raskin*Dedee Pfeiffer|Dr Ray Barnett*Shane West|Officer Janet Shatford*Lucia Brawley|Marisol*Monica Guzman~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Final series of the American drama set in the emergency room of Chicago's busy General Hospital. Gates' teaching methods with Daria, and her responses, belittle Sam. A school fight results in a stabbing and a nose that won't stop bleeding, with Brenner deeply affected by the truth behind the victims' confrontation. The staff become enthusiastic about a surprise visitor.~false~04/07/2009~20:30~21:30~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~04/07/2009~21:30~22:30~60 Sacha Baron Cohen: New Heroes of Comedy~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~A profile of Sacha Baron Cohen, the comedian behind Ali G and Borat, charting his rise from a five-minute slot on the 11 O'Clock Show to international stardom which put Staines and Kazakhstan on the map. Friends, colleagues and survivors of the Ali G interview experience share their insights.~false~04/07/2009~22:30~23:35~65 Alan Carr: Chatty Man~~3/10~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan Carr hosts his own entertainment chat show, featuring sketches, interviews and audience participation. His guests include US television host Jerry Springer and tennis legend Martina Navratilova, while the Black Eyed Peas perform their latest single.~false~04/07/2009~23:35~00:25~50 Big Brother's Big Mouth~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Davina McCall is joined by celebrity guests and the latest evicted housemate for the weekly debate show in which viewers at home can call in and say what they really think of this year's contestants.~false~05/07/2009~00:25~01:25~60 Dubplate Drama~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Conclusion of the two-part specials of the viewer-led interactive drama series. The Fam have made it to the top, but fame and fortune become greed and jealousy as friend turns against friend. Millz must decide whether to stay and save Mikey, or run and save himself.~false~05/07/2009~01:25~02:20~55 Big Brother: Live~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.~false~05/07/2009~02:20~04:00~100 Bob and Margaret~~The Dental Convention~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Animated series about a married couple, following on from the Oscar-winning short, `Bob's Birthday'. Bob's enthusiasm for attending the annual dental convention is diminished when he finds out that the guest speaker is a loud-mouthed big shot from his student days.~false~05/07/2009~04:00~04:25~25 Scrapheap Challenge~~Hillclimber~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Entertainment~Series in which two teams must create a piece of machinery using junk from a scrapyard. The teams' task is to build a machine capable of climbing as high as possible up a very steep hill.~false~05/07/2009~04:25~05:25~60 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Matt Le Tissier.~false~05/07/2009~05:25~06:10~45 The Hoobs~~Hoobledoop!~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. The Hoobs all want to be in the Hoobledoop! magazine.~false~05/07/2009~06:10~06:35~25 The Hoobs~~Hoobybumper Box Day~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. It's a special day and every Hoob has a challenge in a box.~false~05/07/2009~06:35~07:00~25 Volvo Ocean Race~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Highlights from the Volvo Ocean Race. The round-the-world competition reaches its climax in St Petersburg.~false~05/07/2009~07:00~08:00~60 British Triathlon Super Series~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~James Cracknell presents action from the British Triathlon Super Series. The third event of the year takes place in Windsor.~false~05/07/2009~08:00~09:00~60 T4:Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Another chance to see last night's highlights show, featuring the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~05/07/2009~09:00~10:00~60 T4:Preston: Video Exclusive~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Exclusive first showing of the video for Dressed to Kill, the new song by Preston, from his forthcoming solo album, Whatever Forever.~false~05/07/2009~10:00~10:05~5 T4:Hollyoaks Omnibus~~~~~Emma Rigby,Jorgie Porter,Nico Mirallegro,Elliot James Langridge,Sonny Flood,Ashley Taylor-Dawson~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Struggling to keep their affair under wraps, Theresa and Newt decide to go camping. Out on the pull with his new best mate Dave, Josh meets a girl. Darren wakes up trouserless on a tour bus heading for Scandinavia. Sasha struggles on the day of Warren's funeral.~false~05/07/2009~10:05~12:35~150 T4:Big Brother's Little Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~George Lamb presents the fanzine show from the Big Brother nerve centre bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.~false~05/07/2009~12:35~13:35~60 T4:Friends~~The One with Ross's Tan~~~Courteney Cox,David Schwimmer,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~After an awkward evening, Joey and Rachel decide they are better off as friends and call off their relationship. Ross gets himself a fake tan. Monica and Phoebe's annoying friend Amanda causes trouble.~false~05/07/2009~13:35~14:10~35 T4:Friends~~The One with the Cake~~~Courteney Cox,David Schwimmer,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~American comedy series. It's baby Emma's first birthday and Rachel makes everyone wait until Emma wakes up before the party can start, but they've all got somewhere they need to be.~false~05/07/2009~14:10~14:35~25 T4:Ugly Betty~~2/24 - Filing for the Enemy~~~America Ferrera,Eric Mabius,Ana Ortiz,Vanessa Williams,Tony Plana,Mark Indelicato~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. Wilhelmina tries to poach Betty as her assistant. Daniel faces a custody battle to keep Daniel Jr in the US. Christina grows suspicious of Stuart's motives.~false~05/07/2009~14:35~15:35~60 T4:The Simpsons~~One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Cartoon comedy. Homer is told he has 24 hours to live after he appears to have eaten incorrectly prepared blowfish at the Happy Sumo restaurant. With guest voices Larry King and George Takei.~false~05/07/2009~15:35~16:10~35 T4:The Simpsons~~The Way We Was~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~When the TV breaks down, Marge entertains the family by recalling how she met Homer. Guest voice Jon Lovitz.~false~05/07/2009~16:10~16:45~35 Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~05/07/2009~16:45~17:35~50 Supernanny US~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~No-nonsense Supernanny Jo Frost takes her unique approach to parenting to the States. Lisa and Steve Daniels have six children between the ages of two and 13, and chaos rules. Jo tells the couple that they're lazy and need to grow up and be proper parents.~false~05/07/2009~17:35~18:30~55 Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~05/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Revelations: Muslim School~~2/8~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Religion~Documentary tracing the lives of two girls from very different backgrounds in their first year at a Muslim faith school, the Nottingham Islamia. Seven-year-old Zara is third generation Pakistani, and Aysha, 12, is a white girl from a mixed English/Pakistani family. Filmed over one year, the film captures details of Zara and Aysha's lives both at school and at home as they make choices about their identities and beliefs.~false~05/07/2009~19:00~20:00~60 Wife Swap~~5/11~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Reality programme in which people exchange their partners, children and homes for a short period. Self-confessed wannabe WAG Andrea Hornby swaps places with Kathy Berner, a working mum with strong family values.~false~05/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~05/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Alan Carr: Chatty Man~~4/10~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan Carr hosts his own entertainment chat show, featuring sketches, interviews and audience participation. Guests include comedian Dawn French and property experts Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer, with music from La Roux.~false~05/07/2009~22:00~22:50~50 8 Out of 10 Cats~~5/8~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Jimmy Carr presents the topical comedy panel show alongside team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford, with guests including David Walliams and Reginald D Hunter.~false~05/07/2009~22:50~23:25~35 Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny~~~2006~Liam Lynch~JB*Jack Black|KG*Kyle Gass|Lee*JR Reed|Security guard 2*Fred Armisen|Security guard 1*Ned Bellamy|Ronnie James Dio*Ronnie James Dio|Bud Black*Meat Loaf|Lil' JB*Troy Gentile|Truck stop waitress*Amy Poehler|Open mic host*Paul F Tompkins|The Stranger*Tim Robbins|Guitar store dude*Ben Stiller|Drunk frat dude*Colin Hanks|Satan*Dave Grohl~true~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~15~Film~Jack Black's twin careers as actor and rock musician merge in this fantastical tale of his band's humble beginnings and the search for the demonic guitar pick that will turn them into rock gods. He's joined in the quest by fellow Tenacious D band member Kyle Gass, and ropes in cameos from real-life rock gods Meat Loaf (as his dad), Ronnie James Dio (as his heavy metal muse) and Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters (as Satan!). If those names mean nothing to you, then this is probably a movie to miss. But if they do, or if you're a Jack Black fan, then this may well float your boat. It's an over-the-top and endearingly self-indulgent slice of Spinal Tap-style self-mythologising that sadly, after a wildly funny start, rather runs out of comic steam.~true~05/07/2009~23:25~01:15~110 Big Brother: Live~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.~false~06/07/2009~01:15~04:00~165 Bob and Margaret~~The Discomfort of Strangers~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Animated series about a married couple, following on from the Oscar-winning short, `Bob's Birthday'. Bob and Margaret try to inject some romance into their lives. Unfortunately, Bob's cousin from Canada arrives.~false~06/07/2009~04:00~04:25~25 Scrapheap Challenge~~Tunneller~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Entertainment~Series in which two teams must create a piece of machinery using junk from a scrapyard. The task is to build a machine that can dig a hole through two three-foot-thick walls.~false~06/07/2009~04:25~05:25~60 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Matt Le Tissier.~false~06/07/2009~05:25~06:10~45 The Hoobs~~Chocolate~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. The Hoobs love chocolate - but how can they have it whenever they want?~false~06/07/2009~06:10~06:35~25 The Hoobs~~Dangerous~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. What will Iver need to go on an expedition with the Tiddlypeeps?~false~06/07/2009~06:35~07:00~25 Big Brother's Little Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~George Lamb presents the fanzine show live from the Big Brother nerve centre bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.~false~06/07/2009~07:00~08:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Action from the past 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~06/07/2009~08:00~09:00~60 How Clean Is Your House?~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Housekeeper Kim Woodburn and presenter Aggie MacKenzie travel the country looking for the filthiest homes in desperate need of cleaning. This week, Kim and Aggie answer an emotional plea from a family in Basildon. Four months ago, Nigel Doggett passed away suddenly leaving his wife Ingrid and their four children devastated. Housework obviously become a lower priority following his death and the house has fallen into a state of chaos.~false~06/07/2009~09:00~09:35~35 Will and Grace~~Will and Grace and Vince and Nadine~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. When Will and Grace invite Vince and Nadine round for dinner, they discover to their horror that they are complete opposites.~false~06/07/2009~09:35~10:05~30 Brothers and Sisters~~11/16 - The Missionary Imposition~~~Calista Flockhart,Rachel Griffiths,Dave Annable,John Pyper-Ferguson~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an apparently normal LA family hiding numerous secrets. Nora and Isaac's relationship moves forward. A surprise visit from Jason forces Kevin to rethink his future.~false~06/07/2009~10:05~11:00~55 Desperate Housewives~~11/24 - Home Is the Place~~~Teri Hatcher,Felicity Huffman,Marcia Cross,Eva Longoria Parker,James Denton,Nicollette Sheridan~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama series set in suburbia. Bree clashes with Alex's mother, and Gaby urges Carlos to take a new job.~false~06/07/2009~11:00~12:00~60 News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~06/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Life Class: Today's Nude~~1/5 ~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Series giving viewers an opportunity to learn to draw through nude life-drawing classes, with access to a renowned artist tutor in each programme. The lesson from distinguished painter, sculptor and printmaker Maggi Hambling features highly sought-after male life model Matthew Oghene.~false~06/07/2009~12:30~13:00~30 The Midland: Checking Into History~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Education~Series exploring the history of famous hotels. Matthew Sweet considers the changing fortunes of Manchester landmark the Midland, one of Britain's grandest railway hotels.~false~06/07/2009~13:00~13:20~20 The Grass Is Greener~~~1960~Stanley Donen~Victor Rhyall*Cary Grant|Hilary Rhyall*Deborah Kerr|Charles Delacro*Robert Mitchum|Hattie Durrant*Jean Simmons|Sellers*Moray Watson~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~2~PG~Film~Too much talk, too little action and a miscast Robert Mitchum make this a disappointing screen adaptation of Hugh and Margaret Williams's West End hit. The plot rests on the romantic complications that ensue when American multi-millionaire Mitchum takes a tour of English earl Cary Grant's stately home and falls for his wife, played by Deborah Kerr. Meanwhile, Jean Simmons makes a play for Grant. Director Stanley Donen, usually at home with souffl�ight comedy romance, fails to rescue this one from its all-too-evident stage origins, a leaden script and uncharacteristically flat performances from both Grant and Kerr.~false~06/07/2009~13:20~15:25~125 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Donal Macintyre.~false~06/07/2009~15:25~16:15~50 Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~06/07/2009~16:15~17:00~45 Wogan's Perfect Recall~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~~~Game show~Terry Wogan hosts the daytime game show in which four contestants battle for the chance of winning a huge cash prize. However, the game has a twist: each round has the same answers, but different questions.~false~06/07/2009~17:00~17:30~30 Celebrity Come Dine with Me Extra Portions~~1/4~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Celebrity special of the cookery-based reality show in which chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. X Factor star and tenor Jonathan Ansell unveils his menu, including a chocolate pudding he cooked for his girlfriend when he first made dinner for her.~false~06/07/2009~17:30~18:00~30 The Simpsons~~Thirty Minutes over Tokyo~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~When the family find themselves stranded in Japan, they are forced to take part in a bizarre game show to win enough money to return home. Featuring the guest voice of George Takei.~false~06/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Hollyoaks~~~~~Darren Osbourne Ashley*Taylor Dawson|Hannah Ashworth*Emma Rigby|Josh Ashworth*Sonny Flood|Rhys Ashworth*Andrew Moss|Neville Ashworth*Jim Milea|Suzanne Ashworth*Suzanne Hall|Mercedes Fisher*Jennifer Metcalfe|Malachy Fisher*Glen Wallace|Sasha Valentine*Nathalie Emmanuel|Calvin Valentine*Ricky Whittle|Carmel Valentine*Gemma Merna|Lauren Valentine*Dominique Jackson|Leo Valentine*Brian Bovell|Elliot Bevan*Garnon Davies|Zoe Carpenter*Zoe Lister|Timothy Helpman*Damien Lyne~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Darren reveals what he and Hannah got up to on their weekend in Denmark. Mercedes is worried about Malachy, who is burning up with fever. Calvin wants to help Sasha deal with her grief for Warren, but when anyone tries to comfort her, she pushes them away.~false~06/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~06/07/2009~19:00~19:55~55 The Political Slot~~1/4~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Lucy Powell, prospective Labour candidate for Manchester Withington, visits the Christie Cancer Hospital, which is at the centre of a huge local campaign to get back over 6.5 million pounds of charity money lost to the Icelandic bank collapse.~false~06/07/2009~19:55~20:00~5 Teenagers Fighting Cancer~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Documentary set inside the specialised cancer ward at Queen Elizabeth Hospital, Birmingham, where teenage patients undergo treatment in the hope of overcoming their illness. The film covers the stories of 18-year-old Rebecca, who has just been diagnosed, 24-year-old Adam whose cancer has returned three times in nine years, and 16-year-old Alex, who is facing a life-changing operation.~false~06/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Inside Nature's Giants~~2/4 - The Whale~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Mark Evans presents a science series uncovering the anatomical secrets of some of the animal kingdom's most extraordinary species. Evolutionary biologist Professor Richard Dawkins traces the animals' places on the tree of life. Experts dissect a 60-ton fin whale which has died after being stranded off the coast of Ireland. It's a race against time for whale anatomist Joy Reidenberg to fly in from New York before the animal's decomposition causes it to explode.~false~06/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~06/07/2009~22:00~23:10~70 Wife Swap~~5/11 ~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Reality programme in which people exchange their partners, children and homes for a short period. Self-confessed wannabe WAG Andrea Hornby swaps places with Kathy Berner, a working mum with strong family values.~false~06/07/2009~23:10~00:10~60 Freesports on 4~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~A chance to look back on eight years of the National Action Sports Show, one of Europe's largest action sport and music festivals.~false~07/07/2009~00:10~01:10~60 Big Brother: Live~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.~false~07/07/2009~01:10~04:00~170 Bob and Margaret~~Trick or Treat~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Animated series about a married couple, following on from the Oscar-winning short, `Bob's Birthday'. Bob is reluctant to visit his father's grave as his dad's birthday was on the same day as Hallowe'en. But then he attends the funeral of an old school friend and meets a mysterious stranger who helps him come to terms with his own mortality.~false~07/07/2009~04:00~04:25~25 Love Happy~~~1949~David Miller~Harpo*Harpo Marx|Faustino the Great*Chico Marx|Madame Egilichi*Ilona Massey|Maggie Phillips*Vera-Ellen|Bunny Dolan*Marion Hutton|Alphonse Zoto*Raymond Burr|Lefty Throckmorton*Melville Cooper|Mike Johnson*Paul Valentine|Mr Lyons*Leon Belasco|Mackinaw*Eric Blore|Hannibal Zoto*Bruce Gordon (1)|Grunion's client*Marilyn Monroe|Detective Sam Grunion, narrator *Groucho Marx~false~true~false~true~false~false~true~true~2~U~Film~The Marx Brothers' penultimate film together is hardly worth the effort - unless you hanker for a glimpse of Marilyn Monroe. Harpo wrote the story and gets most of the spotlight as the shoplifting member of a penniless group of actors who unwittingly picks up a sardine can filled with diamonds. Raymond Burr is one of the villains trying to get the jewels back and Vera-Ellen plays Harpo's love interest. Groucho fans should note that his appearance is a brief one. ~false~07/07/2009~04:25~05:50~85 The Treacle People~~A Grim Day Out~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Children's animation series set in the treacle-mining town of Sabden Moor, where business is booming. Wizzle and his treacle tracker save the day by discovering fresh supplies of treacle. To celebrate, Silas decides the whole village will go on a trip to the seaside, but a couple of treacle smugglers have different ideas.~false~07/07/2009~05:50~06:00~10 The Hoobs~~News~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. The Hoob News screen is broken. Iver's ready with his tool box to fix it, but what if he can't? How will the Hoobs do Hoob News?~false~07/07/2009~06:00~06:25~25 The Hoobs~~Groove's Special Collection~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun for children. Believe it or not, there's one collection Groove doesn't have - a collection of things that make Groove special! But just what is it that makes him different from everybody else?~false~07/07/2009~06:25~06:50~25 Everybody Loves Raymond~~Talk to Your Daughter~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Ray tries to discuss sex with Ally, but she's more interested in finding out why God put us on earth.~false~07/07/2009~06:50~07:20~30 Big Brother's Little Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~George Lamb presents the fanzine show live from the Big Brother nerve centre bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.~false~07/07/2009~07:20~07:50~30 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~07/07/2009~07:50~09:00~70 How Clean Is Your House?~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Series looking for the filthiest homes in desperate need of cleaning. Kim and Aggie revisit pensioner Pat Crothers' flat to see if she has kept to her cleaning regime or slipped back into bad habits.~false~07/07/2009~09:00~09:35~35 Will and Grace~~Saving Grace, Again - Part One~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Seventh series of the hit US sitcom about two best friends. Grace goes on a great date, but when she gets home there is a message waiting from Leo.~false~07/07/2009~09:35~10:05~30 Brothers and Sisters~~12/16 - Compromises~~~Sally Field,Calista Flockhart,Balthazar Getty,Rachel Griffiths,Dave Annable,Matthew Rhys~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series following the lives of an extended California family. Nora discovers that Isaac is not the man she had hoped he was. Graham helps Sarah gain some closure. Robert and Jason have a long overdue confrontation.~false~07/07/2009~10:05~11:00~55 Desperate Housewives~~12/24 - Connect! Connect!~~~Teri Hatcher,Felicity Huffman,Marcia Cross,Eva Longoria Parker,James Denton,Nicollette Sheridan~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama series set in suburbia. Susan and Edie accidentally lock themselves in a basement. Bree's plotting against Andrew's future mother-in-law comes at a cost.~false~07/07/2009~11:00~12:00~60 News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~07/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Life Class: Today's Nude~~2/5~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Series giving viewers an opportunity to learn to draw through nude life-drawing classes, with access to a renowned artist tutor in each programme. The lesson from portrait artist Humphrey Ocean comes from the historic Life Room of London's Royal Academy of Arts with female model Tinka Ziff as the subject.~false~07/07/2009~12:30~13:05~35 My Place in the Sun~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Series on homes abroad. Gavin Lowe meets Corinne and Clive Bolt Lawrence from Winchester who've moved to Costa Brava's sunny resort, Lloret de Mar.~false~07/07/2009~13:05~13:35~30 Black Narcissus~~~1946~Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger~Sister Clodagh*Deborah Kerr|Dilip Rai*Sabu|Mr Dean*David Farrar|Sister Philippa*Flora Robson|General*Esmond Knight|Kanchi*Jean Simmons|Sister Ruth*Kathleen Byron|Blanche, Sister Honey*Jenny Laird|Sister Briony*Judith Furse|Angu Ayah*May Hallatt|Con*Shaun Noble|Mother Dorothea*Nancy Roberts~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~false~5~U~Film~Winner of Oscars for art direction and cinematography, this adaptation of Rumer Godden's simmering novel by Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger is one of the most striking examples of studio-controlled artifice in film history. Jack Cardiff's incredibly lush colour images not only enhance the beauty of the stylised Himalayan scenery, but also bring a certain grandeur to the melodramatic events at a remote mountain mission where the visit of English agent David Farrar causes passions to run dangerously out of control among the nuns. Kathleen Byron's eye-rolling jealousy awakens the occasionally sleepy plot and her scene with Deborah Kerr on the bell tower is a true classic. Sabu as a wealthy local general and Jean Simmons as the nubile native girl that he's trying to seduce provide a little eastern spice.~false~07/07/2009~13:35~15:25~110 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Donal Macintyre.~false~07/07/2009~15:25~16:15~50 Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~07/07/2009~16:15~17:00~45 Wogan's Perfect Recall~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Terry Wogan hosts the daytime game show in which four contestants battle for the chance of winning a huge cash prize. However, the game has a twist: each round has the same answers, but different questions.~false~07/07/2009~17:00~17:30~30 Celebrity Come Dine with Me Extra Portions~~2/4~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Celebrity special of the cookery-based reality show in which chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. Seventies singer and vegetarian Lynsey De Paul is convinced that a meat-free menu will win over her guests. But Harvey is less than impressed with her asparagus and its potentially unpleasant effect on his digestive system.~false~07/07/2009~17:30~18:00~30 The Simpsons~~Treehouse of Horror XIV~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Three terrifying tales: Homer takes over for the Grim Reaper and finds Marge's name on his list; Professor Frink reanimates his father's cryogenically-frozen corpse; Bart and Milhouse play pranks with a watch that can stop time. With the guest voices of Jennifer Garner and Oscar De La Hoya.~false~07/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Hollyoaks~~~~~Ashley Taylor-Dawson,Emma Rigby,Jennifer Metcalfe,Glen Wallace,Darren John Langford,Kent Riley~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Darren realises that he could use his marriage to Hannah to his advantage. Malachy refuses to face up to his illness. Zak feels guilty after having an intimate dream about Mercedes. Spencer is upset by Warren's solicitor's announcement about The Loft.~false~07/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~07/07/2009~19:00~19:55~55 The Political Slot~~The Conservative Party~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Joanne Cash, prospective Conservative candidate for Westminster North, and Sayeeda Warsi, Shadow Minister for Community Cohesion and Social Action, work with local volunteers in central London.~false~07/07/2009~19:55~20:00~5 Property Snakes and Ladders~~5/11~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Sarah Beeny looks at how first-time developers might succeed as house prices plummet amidst the biggest property slump in living memory. Sarah provides property advice to the developers of two very unusual properties. Neil Hornsey and Alison Gurr think their fortune lies in converting a lock-up located in a dodgy alley, while Sue Ward is renovating a former jail house that also comes with its own dungeon.~false~07/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~07/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 You Have Been Watching~~1/8~~~~false~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~~~Entertainment~Suddenly, TV about TV is all the rage. Harry Hill's TV Burp may be off air for now, but next week BBC1 plans a new Telly Addicts-style quiz show called As Seen on TV. Meanwhile, this Channel 4 offering promises to be more left-field. Anyone who's seen Charlie Brooker's withering take on our nation's television, courtesy of BBC4's Screenwipe and Newswipe series, will know what to expect: cruel clips, ingenious put-downs and vented spleen, only this time in a panel-game format. When RT went to press, the show hadn't yet been recorded and the guests were unconfirmed (we're promised David Mitchell and Frank Skinner later in the series), but with Brooker in the driving seat, it should be worth a look. Radio Times reviewer - David Butcher ~true~07/07/2009~22:00~22:50~50 The Inbetweeners~~2/6 - Work Experience~~~Will McKenzie*Simon Bird|Simon Cooper*Joe Thomas|Jay Cartwright*James Buckley|Terry Cartwright*David Schaal|Polly McKenzie*Belinda Stewart-Wilson|Kevin Sutherland*Alex Macqueen|Danny Moore*Charlie Wernham|Jim*Cavan Clerkin|Neil Sutherland*Blake Harrison|Mr Gilbert*Greg Davies|Charlotte Hinchcliffe*Emily Atack|Wolfie*David Fynn|Toby*Adam G Goodwin|Hannah*Holly Peplow|Danny's mate*Scott McNess~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~New series of the sitcom about four teenagers growing up in suburbia. It's work experience week at school but a mix-up leaves Will at a garage.~false~07/07/2009~22:50~23:25~35 Rude Tube~~Freaky Skills and Geeky Thrills~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Matt Kirshen celebrates the funniest and most notorious internet videos. A spectacular mix of individuals with unique abilities, including snake eaters, speed climbers, escalator skiers and incredible contortionists.~false~07/07/2009~23:25~23:55~30 Betfair World Series of Poker Europe~~~~~~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Coverage of the premier event in tournament poker, from London's Empire casino. Both halves of the draw come together for the first time with just 179 players remaining.~false~07/07/2009~23:55~01:00~65 Big Brother: Live~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.~false~08/07/2009~01:00~03:55~175 Freesports on 4~O'Neill Cold Water Classics Australia~~~~~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Surfing action. The first stop of the series is in Tasmania, Australia. Competitors are up against the elements as they take on huge swells and freezing cold water for a shot at being crowned the first ever O'Neill Cold Water Classic champion.~false~08/07/2009~03:55~04:20~25 Gillette World Sport~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Featuring the very latest sports action from around the world, as well as exclusive stories and profiles of some of the world's leading sports stars.~false~08/07/2009~04:20~04:50~30 MSA Formula Ford Championship~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Action from the Formula Ford Championship, as the single-seat racing cars head to the Rockingham speedway in Corby.~false~08/07/2009~04:50~05:15~25 FIA GT3 Championship~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Motor racing action from Round Three of the FIA GT3 Championship in Oschersleben, Germany.~false~08/07/2009~05:15~05:40~25 World Superbikes~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Highlights from the Superbike World Championship at Donnington Park.~false~08/07/2009~05:40~06:10~30 The Hoobs~~Cards~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Everyone seems to be able to do something clever with Groove's pack of cards. Everyone, that is, except Groove!~false~08/07/2009~06:10~06:35~25 The Hoobs~~Change~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Iver's fed up being Iver. `Everything's always the same, day in, day out'. He wants a complete change. But will that really make him happy?~false~08/07/2009~06:35~07:00~25 Big Brother's Little Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~George Lamb presents the fanzine show live from the Big Brother nerve centre bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.~false~08/07/2009~07:00~08:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Another chance to see last night's highlights show, featuring the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~08/07/2009~08:00~09:00~60 How Clean Is Your House?~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie travel the country looking for the dirtiest homes in desperate need of cleaning. Kim and Aggie return to Kent to check up on Adam and Ann Massingham, a farming couple who had a nasty habit of bringing the outdoors inside with them. They've become local celebrities since appearing on the programme, but have they managed to maintain their cleanly ways?~false~08/07/2009~09:00~09:35~35 Will and Grace~~Saving Grace, Again - Part Two~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Seventh series of the hit US sitcom about two best friends. Will, Grace and Karen set off on a road trip to help take Grace's mind off Leo.~false~08/07/2009~09:35~10:05~30 Brothers and Sisters~~13/16 - Separation Anxiety~~~Sally Field,Calista Flockhart,Balthazar Getty,Rachel Griffiths,Dave Annable,Matthew Rhys~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series following the lives of an extended California family with numerous secrets. Isaac has an important question for Nora. Rebecca begins to question whether William Walker is really her father and decides to have a DNA test. Robert and Kitty visit a fertility clinic.~false~08/07/2009~10:05~11:00~55 Desperate Housewives~~13/24 - The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened~~~Teri Hatcher,Beau Bridges,Felicity Huffman,Marcia Cross,Eva Longoria Parker,James Denton~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama series set in suburbia. The women of Wisteria Lane reflect on how one man touched their lives.~false~08/07/2009~11:00~12:00~60 News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~08/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Life Class: Today's Nude~~3/5~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Series giving viewers an opportunity to learn to draw through nude life-drawing classes, with access to a renowned artist tutor in each programme. Today's tutor is Gary Hume, renowned for his paintings of simplified forms.~false~08/07/2009~12:30~13:00~30 Postmodern Pastimes~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~A look at unfashionable pastimes which are being embraced anew by unlikely devotees. This edition looks at beekeeping.~false~08/07/2009~13:00~13:15~15 Channel 4 Racing~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Alastair Down introduces action from the first day of the July Festival at Newmarket. Featuring: 1.30 EBF Fillies' H'cap Stakes. 2.00 totesuper7 Stakes (H'cap). 2.35 Irish Thoroughbred Marketing Cherry Hinton Stakes. 3.10 Etihad Airways Falmouth Stakes. Commentary comes from John Francome, Lesley Graham, Simon Holt, John McCririck, Jim McGrath, Tanya Stevenson and Derek Thompson.~false~08/07/2009~13:15~15:25~130 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Matt Le Tissier.~false~08/07/2009~15:25~16:15~50 Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~08/07/2009~16:15~17:00~45 Wogan's Perfect Recall~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Terry Wogan hosts the daytime game show in which four contestants battle for the chance of winning a huge cash prize. However, the game has a twist: each round has the same answers, but different questions.~false~08/07/2009~17:00~17:30~30 Celebrity Come Dine with Me Extra Portions~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Celebrity special of the cookery-based reality show in which chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. Tamara Beckwith finally gets round to playing host, but is having problems with her pudding when it starts to sink.~false~08/07/2009~17:30~18:00~30 The Simpsons~~My Mother the Carjacker~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Homer receives a mysterious invitation from his criminal mother, but the police are onto her. With the guest voice of Glenn Close.~false~08/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Hollyoaks~~~~~Ricky Whittle,Darren John Langford,Gerard McCarthy,Glen Wallace,Bronagh Waugh~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Calvin offers to help Spencer sell The Loft but are they making a big mistake? Kris and Cheryl drag Malachy to the doctor's. Zoe and Nancy think that Hannah's marriage to Darren is hilarious, but she is determined she is not going to be a 20-year-old divorcee. Zak makes the mistake of telling Michaela his latest saucy dream about Carmel.~false~08/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~08/07/2009~19:00~19:55~55 The Political Slot~~3/4 - Liberal Democrats~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg debates with students at the Camden Centre for Business Arts and Technology.~false~08/07/2009~19:55~20:00~5 Embarrassing Teenage Bodies~~1/4 - Bodies Behaving Badly~~~~false~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~~~Health~The Embarrassing Bodies doctors revisit some of their teenage patients to see how some of their cases have progressed. The doctors travel to Magaluf in Majorca and discover how teens are jeopardising their health on holiday through a mix of sun, sex and booze. Back in Britain, Maria's weight is dangeously out of control, Adele is trying to deal with body-hair hell and Indre is having trouble controlling her bladder.~false~08/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~08/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Ugly Betty~~3/24 - Crimes of Fashion~~~Betty Suarez*America Ferrera|Daniel Meade*Eric Mabius|Ignacio Suarez*Tony Plana|Hilda Suarez*Ana Ortiz|Christina McKinney*Ashley Jensen|Amanda Tanen*Becki Newton|Justin Suarez*Mark Indelicato|Marc St James*Michael Urie|Claire Meade*Judith Light|Alexis Meade*Rebecca Romjin|Wilhelmina Slater*Vanessa Williams|Det Averaimo*Mark Consuelos|Coach Diaz*Eddie Cibrian|Holly Wright*Heather Tom|Daniel Jr*Julian de la Cell|Stuart*Derek Riddell~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~"You can't push me aside!" snarled Wilhelmina last week as she was unceremoniously ousted from her position as editor of Mode. However, her surrogate mother Christina (Ashley Jensen) - or the "Scottish rent-a-womb" as Wilhelmina caringly refers to her - was even more unlucky because she was pushed down a flight of stairs. So who would want to try to kill Christina and her baby? Well, almost everyone bar Wilhelmina and Betty had a motive, but the evidence suggests that it was Daniel Meade who did the shoving. So loyal-to-the-bitter-end Betty (America Ferrera) spends the entire episode trying to prove that her boss is not guilty. It's tough, though. "Everything is more complicated than I thought," she wails, and that's before we get to the sensational revelation in the final scene, the fallout from which is going to be massive. It's an episode that's light on laughs but the plot twists are more tantalising than a Mode cover line. Radio Times reviewer - Jane Rackham ~true~08/07/2009~22:00~23:00~60 Skins~~2/10~~~Cook*Jack O'Connell|JJ*Ollie Barbieri|Freddie*Luke Pasqualino|Pandora*Lisa Backwell|Johnny White*Mackenzie Crook|Effy Stonem*Kaya Scodelario|Katie*Megan Prescott|Emily*Kathryn Prescott|Naomi*Lily Loveless|Roger*Ray Peacock|Kayleigh*Amy Burnett|Karen*Klariza Clayton|Madam Greta*Karin Tepper|Amber*Sarah Counsell|Megan*Bettrys Jones|Uncle Keith*Geoffrey Hughes~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series following the chaotic lives of a group of Bristol teenagers. It's Cook's 17th birthday, and half the college are invited to his uncle's pub for a night Cook believes will go down in history.~false~08/07/2009~23:00~00:00~60 4 Music:Gaymers Grassroots Gigs: The Zutons~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Music series following bands as they journey back to their hometown and visit the places that have inspired them. The Zutons return to Liverpool and play an intimate gig to their fans, friends and family at St George's Hall.~false~09/07/2009~00:00~00:35~35 Dirty Sexy Money~~The Wedding~~~Peter Krause,Donald Sutherland,Jill Clayburgh,William Baldwin,Samaire Armstrong,Glenn Fitzgerald~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama about a wealthy family of New York socialites and the lawyer who tries to keep their scandals hidden. Karen is getting married, but her strong desire for Nick might be more of a distraction then she could have thought. Brian Jr's mother returns to get her son back.~false~09/07/2009~00:35~01:25~50 Big Brother: Live~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.~false~09/07/2009~01:25~04:00~155 Bob and Margaret~~Neighbours~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Animated series about a married couple, following on from the Oscar-winning short Bob's Birthday. Bob and Margaret try to make friends with their new American neighbours.~false~09/07/2009~04:00~04:30~30 Revelations: Muslim School~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Religion~Documentary tracing the lives of two girls from very different backgrounds in their first year at a Muslim faith school, the Nottingham Islamia. Seven-year-old Zara is third generation Pakistani, and Aysha, 12, is a white girl from a mixed English/Pakistani family. Filmed over one year, the film captures details of Zara and Aysha's lives both at school and at home as they make choices about their identities and beliefs.~false~09/07/2009~04:30~05:25~55 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Donal MacIntyre.~false~09/07/2009~05:25~06:10~45 The Hoobs~~Sherlock Groove~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Sherlock Groove tries to solve the mystery of the brown marks on the tablecloth.~false~09/07/2009~06:10~06:35~25 The Hoobs~~Not a Horse~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. What is tiddlypeep Tim's favourite, and slightly unusual, animal?~false~09/07/2009~06:35~07:00~25 Everybody Loves Raymond~~A Vote for Debra~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Debra decides to run for school president. Ray worries that he will not be able to cope with the twins during her absence so he votes against her.~false~09/07/2009~07:00~07:30~30 Big Brother's Little Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~George Lamb presents the fanzine show live from the Big Brother nerve centre bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.~false~09/07/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~09/07/2009~08:00~09:00~60 How Clean Is Your House?~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Series looking for the filthiest homes in desperate need of cleaning. Kim and Aggie return to Greenwich to see whether former filth offender Valerie Riley has returned to her messy ways, or finally decided to act her age.~false~09/07/2009~09:00~09:35~35 Will and Grace~~Queens for a Day - Part One~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~US sitcom about two best friends. Will helps Vince's mum with Thanksgiving dinner but gets no credit for his hard work.~false~09/07/2009~09:35~10:05~30 Brothers and Sisters~~Double Negative~~~Sally Field,Calista Flockhart,Balthazar Getty,Rachel Griffiths,Dave Annable,Matthew Rhys~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series following the lives of an extended California family. Kevin attempts to solve Scotty's financial problems. Nora tries to make a fresh start. And the Walkers attend a fund raiser for cancer research.~false~09/07/2009~10:05~11:00~55 Desperate Housewives~~Mama Spent Money When She Had None~~~Teri Hatcher,Felicity Huffman,Marcia Cross,Eva Longoria Parker,James Denton,Nicollette Sheridan~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama series set in suburbia. Bree treats herself to a new car using the proceeds from her new book. Gaby joins Edie's boot camp.~false~09/07/2009~11:00~12:00~60 News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~09/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Life Class: Today's Nude~~4/5~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Series giving viewers an opportunity to learn to draw through nude life-drawing classes, with access to a renowned artist tutor in each programme. Today's tutor is Judy Purbeck, who has taught life drawing for nearly ten years, and whose own art focuses on clothed figured drawing.~false~09/07/2009~12:30~13:00~30 Postmodern Pastimes~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~A look at unfashionable pastimes which are being embraced anew by unlikely devotees. This edition features the genteel game of croquet.~false~09/07/2009~13:00~13:15~15 Channel 4 Racing~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Alastair Down presents racing action from the second day of the July Festival at Newmarket. Featuring: 1.30 Bahrain Trophy. 2.00 TNT July Stakes. 2.35 July Festival H'Cap. 3.10 Princess of Wales's Blue Square Stakes. Commentary comes from John Francome, Lesley Graham, Simon Holt, John McCririck, Jim McGrath, Tanya Stevenson and Derek Thompson.~false~09/07/2009~13:15~15:25~130 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Donal MacIntyre.~false~09/07/2009~15:25~16:15~50 Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~09/07/2009~16:15~17:00~45 Wogan's Perfect Recall~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Terry Wogan hosts the daytime game show in which four contestants battle for the chance of winning a huge cash prize. However, the game has a twist: each round has the same answers, but different questions.~false~09/07/2009~17:00~17:30~30 Celebrity Come Dine with Me Extra Portions~~4/4~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Celebrity special of the cookery-based reality show in which chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. MC Harvey goes back to his Caribbean roots in an attempt to win the grand prize.~false~09/07/2009~17:30~18:00~30 The Simpsons~~The President Wore Pearls~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~When Lisa is elected student president, Principal Skinner tricks her into cutting popular classes. With the guest voice of Michael Moore.~false~09/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Hollyoaks~~~~~Spencer Gray*Darren John Langford|Daniel*Chris Hargreaves|Zak Ramsey*Kent Riley|Michaela McQueen*Hollie-Jay Bowes|Cindy Cunningham*Stephanie Waring|Steph Cunningham*Carley Stenson|Kris Fisher*Gerard McCarthy|Ste Hay*Kieron Richardson|Nancy Hayton*Jessica Fox|Tony Hutchinson*Nick Pickard|Hayley Ramsey*Kelly Marie Stewart|Ash Roy*Junade Khan|Cheryl*Bronagh Waugh|Abi*Elaine Glover~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Spencer is still convinced Warren is alive and plans to sell The Loft to Ash. Abi feels guilty about doping Ste with caffeine but Daniel will stop at nothing to make his plan work. Zak thinks Michaela will take him back after he has a dream about her. Meanwhile, Mercedes thinks she has ruined things between her and Malachy.~false~09/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~09/07/2009~19:00~19:55~55 The Political Slot~~4/4~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Elfyn Llwyd MP investigates the cases of Patagonian women on holiday visits to their families in Wales, who are being refused entry at Heathrow and sent home on the next plane.~false~09/07/2009~19:55~20:00~5 The Home Show~~8/11~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Architect George Clarke helps homeowners with different budgets fall back in love with their houses. George helps City boy Marek turn his penthouse bachelor pad into a cosy couple retreat for him and his girlfriend.~false~09/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Gerry's Big Decision~~2/3~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Gerry Robinson's mission to help struggling companies isn't just moving, gripping TV, it also feels absolutely of the moment. Around the country, businesses are staring into the abyss, but at least the ones in this series get the benefit of Sir Gerry's laser-sharp advice, generally couched in the manner of a kindly but disappointed headmaster. And it's not just advice: he has money to invest, potentially, that would make the difference between bankruptcy and survival. A lot hangs in the balance for tonight's two firms, a Devon pie-maker and Britain's last major chair manufacturer. The latter is sleepwalking towards the edge of a financial cliff with the chairman and MD at loggerheads and the fate of an entire Lancashire village on the line. Gerry has his work cut out - and a tough call to make: is either business worth saving? It's a hugely engaging programme with grown men in tears, clashing egos and big issues in the air to do with trust and denial. "They're heading for the rocks and hoping something will happen," observes Robinson. "What generally happens in those circumstances is that you hit the rocks." Radio Times reviewer - David Butcher ~true~09/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~09/07/2009~22:00~23:10~70 The TNT Show~~5/12~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Jack Whitehall and Holly Walsh present a weekly late-night entertainment show, taking an irreverent look at the week's events.~false~09/07/2009~23:10~23:45~35 Derren Brown: Trick or Treat~~5/6~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Psychological illusionist Derren Brown involves members of the public and celebrity guests in a fiendish version of the Halloween game. Derren teaches a woman to play concert-standard piano in just two weeks, does psychic readings in a New York restaurant and actor Simon Callow is the latest celebrity to fall under his influence.~false~09/07/2009~23:45~00:15~30 You Have Been Watching~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Comedy panel show looking back at the week's TV, hosted by Charlie Brooker. A look at some of the worst programmes that claim to be entertainment.~false~10/07/2009~00:15~01:05~50 Big Brother: Live~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.~false~10/07/2009~01:05~04:00~175 3 Minute Wonder: Found Family Footage~~The Sea~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Artist Kutlug Ataman's series of short films explores themes of childhood and aviation during the 1950s and 1960s. Each film features a new composition from Michael Nyman.~false~10/07/2009~04:00~04:05~5 Teenagers Fighting Cancer~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Documentary set inside the specialised cancer ward at Queen Elizabeth Hospital, Birmingham, where teenage patients undergo treatment in the hope of overcoming their illness. The film covers the stories of 18-year-old Rebecca, who has just been diagnosed, 24-year-old Adam whose cancer has returned three times in nine years, and 16-year-old Alex, who is facing a life-changing operation.~false~10/07/2009~04:05~05:00~55 3 Minute Wonder: Found Family Footage~~Airbound~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Short film series exploring the themes of childhood and aviation during the 1950s and 60s, based around a collection of home movies by RAF families in Farnborough. This film looks at two people attempting to defy gravity, and features music by composer Michael Nyman.~false~10/07/2009~05:00~05:05~5 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Donal Macintyre.~false~10/07/2009~05:05~05:50~45 The Treacle People~~Sounds Crazy~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Children's animation series set in the treacle-mining town of Sabden Moor. Thanks to the Prof's Sound Sponge, Wizzle and Rosie set about recording the whole village, but is the world ready for `The Sound of Sabden'?~false~10/07/2009~05:50~06:00~10 The Hoobs~~Elbows~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Iver keeps knocking his elbows and thinks they are useless.~false~10/07/2009~06:00~06:25~25 The Hoobs~~Motorette Magic~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Something is wrong with the Motorettes - the Hoobmobile has broken down and Iver cannot sort it out.~false~10/07/2009~06:25~06:50~25 Everybody Loves Raymond~~Call Me Mom~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts,Maggie Wheeler~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Marie gets upset when she sees Ray calling Debra's mother 'mom', so Ray suggests that Debra call Marie 'mom' too.~false~10/07/2009~06:50~07:20~30 Big Brother's Little Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~George Lamb presents the fanzine show live from the Big Brother nerve centre bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.~false~10/07/2009~07:20~07:50~30 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Another chance to see last night's action from the Big Brother house.~false~10/07/2009~07:50~09:00~70 How Clean Is Your House?~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Series looking for the filthiest homes in desperate need of cleaning. Kim and Aggie revisit Meryl Gaskin, a hoarder who was being pushed out of her home by her own clutter. When Meryl's children left home, she filled her empty nest with junk from skips, car boot sales and charity shops. The kitchen was toxic, the fish tank was a morgue and ivy was growing through the windows.~false~10/07/2009~09:00~09:35~35 Will and Grace~~Queens for a Day - Part Two~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Seventh series of the hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. Will gives Vince's sister advice on how to reveal a sensitive secret to her parents, and Grace and Karen fight over Vince's much younger brother.~false~10/07/2009~09:35~10:05~30 Brothers and Sisters~~Moral Hazard~~~Calista Flockhart,Rachel Griffiths,Dave Annable,John Pyper-Ferguson~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an apparently normal LA family hiding numerous secrets. After an international business deal goes wrong, Holly becomes the saving grace of Ojai Foods. Justin delivers heartbreaking news about a family member. Saul makes a confession. Scotty and Kevin share a life-changing moment.~false~10/07/2009~10:05~11:00~55 Desperate Housewives~~In a World Where the Kings Are Employers~~~Teri Hatcher,Felicity Huffman,Marcia Cross,Eva Longoria Parker,James Denton,Nicollette Sheridan~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama series set in suburbia. Susan starts a new job. With Scavo Pizzeria continuing to do badly, Lynette tells Tom they have to sell. A discovery made by Gaby leads to a generous bonus for Carlos.~false~10/07/2009~11:00~12:00~60 News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~10/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Life Class: Today's Nude~~5/5~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Series giving viewers an opportunity to learn to draw through nude life-drawing classes, with access to a renowned artist tutor in each programme. John Berger guides viewers through the final class. As well as being one of the most influental writers of recent times, Berger is also an accomplished artist. His class is conducted from the Compagnie Philippe Genty dance studio in Paris, and the model is dancer and choreographer Maria Munoz.~false~10/07/2009~12:30~13:00~30 Postmodern Pastimes~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~A look at unfashionable pastimes which are being embraced anew by unlikely devotees. In this edition, campervanning.~false~10/07/2009~13:00~13:15~15 Channel 4 Racing~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Action from Newmarket and York, presented by Alastair Down. From Newmarket: 1.30 TurfTV H'cap Stakes. 2.00 Superlative Stakes. 2.35 Ladbrokes Bunbury Cup (H'cap). 3.10 Darley July Cup. From York: 2.45 Cuisine de France Summer Stakes. Commentary is from John Francome, Lesley Graham, Simon Holt, Stewart Machin, John McCririck, Jim McGrath, Tanya Stevenson and Derek Thompson.~false~10/07/2009~13:15~15:25~130 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Donal MacIntyre.~false~10/07/2009~15:25~16:15~50 Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~10/07/2009~16:15~17:00~45 Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Reality series in which people compete to be the best dinner-party host. Four cooks from Swindon take up the challenge, including a psychic, a self-proclaimed chauvinist and flamboyant Filipino-born Imelda Smith, who buys her clothes from Harrods.~false~10/07/2009~17:00~18:00~60 The Simpsons~~The Regina Monologues~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~JK Rowling, Tony Blair and Ian McKellen are on hand to greet the Simpsons when they arrive in London on holiday.~false~10/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Hollyoaks~~~~~Brian Bovell,Gerard McCarthy,Bronagh Waugh,Helen Pearson,Carley Stenson~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Leo tries to pull his family back together. Kris threatens to kick Cheryl out of his flat. Frankie agrees to help Steph make a new start.~false~10/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~10/07/2009~19:00~19:35~35 Wild Things~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~In the 1970s a group of idealistic young radicals set up a commune in London with an alternative approach to parenting. They believed life in a nuclear family was stifling and so children were looked after collectively without belonging to anyone. To mark this they were all given the same surname: Wild. Over the years several other collectives followed suit, so now there's a network of unrelated Wild children around the country. Adam Hopkins tracks down some of the Wild kids to find out how what was supposed to be a liberating concept has affected them. One reveals that for years he wanted to change his name to Dave Smith to make himself more "normal", while another's act of rebellion was to get married and move to suburbia. One is continuing the tradition of political activism, though, albeit in the privileged environment of Cambridge University. Hopkins also talks to a few of their mothers - and some children had three or four women they called Mum - about the reasons behind the ideas. It's a fascinating bit of social history that could bear examination in greater depth. Radio Times reviewer - Jane Rackham ~true~10/07/2009~19:35~20:00~25 A Place in the Sun: Home or USA?~~Birmingham vs Fort Lauderdale~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Series in which property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help people trying to decide whether to buy in the UK or abroad. Tom and Colette have 320,000 pounds to spend on their first home. Will they choose to live in Birmingham for the sake of Tom's business, or sell up and relocate to Florida?~false~10/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Davina McCall announces the results of the latest eviction vote live into the Big Brother house. Plus highlights from the past 24 hours.~false~10/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 8 Out of 10 Cats~~6/8~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Jimmy Carr presents the topical comedy panel show alongside team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford. Guests include Kelly Osborne.~false~10/07/2009~22:00~22:35~35 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The latest housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother house returns to the outside world and is interviewed by Davina McCall about their time inside.~false~10/07/2009~22:35~23:05~30 The Simpsons~~Special Edna~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~When Bart gets Mrs Krabappel nominated for Teacher of the Year, the family heads to Orlando for the ceremony. But Skinner fears he'll lose Edna and asks Bart for help. With the guest voice of Little Richard.~false~10/07/2009~23:05~23:35~30 Russell Brand's Ponderland~~5/6~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~The foppish comedian delivers his thoughts on the world around him. Tonight, Brand focuses on love and asks whether romantic love has died.~false~10/07/2009~23:35~00:10~35 4Music Favourites: Doves~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Interview and performance from indie rock band Doves, featuring songs from their album Kingdom of Rust.~false~11/07/2009~00:10~00:40~30 4 Music:JD Set Presents: Dan Black~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Russ Tannen interviews singer Dan Black, formerly a member of alternative rock outfit The Servant.~false~11/07/2009~00:40~00:55~15 4 Music:4Play: Black Box Revolution~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Profile of Belgian rock band Black Box Revolution.~false~11/07/2009~00:55~01:05~10 PokerStars.com European Poker Tour~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~The PokerStars.com European Poker Tour continues with action from Dortmund, Germany. Only 32 players remain from the 667 who entered the tournament.~false~11/07/2009~01:05~02:00~55 Big Brother: Live~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.~false~11/07/2009~02:00~04:00~120 Bob and Margaret~~The Burglary~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Animated series about a married couple. Local criminals Beany and Boney clear Bob and Margaret's house, so Bob decides to make an over-the-top insurance claim. As usual, things backfire.~false~11/07/2009~04:00~04:30~30 AVP Pro Beach Volleyball Tour~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Highlights from the AVP Pro Beach Volleyball Tour in Riverside, USA.~false~11/07/2009~04:30~05:25~55 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Donal MacIntyre.~false~11/07/2009~05:25~06:10~45 The Hoobs~~Hooby Grow in a Day Tree~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. The Tiddlypeeps are getting ready for a party - but Groove's tree is getting in the way.~false~11/07/2009~06:10~06:35~25 The Hoobs~~Little Pink Riding Hoob~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Some Tiddlypeeps have written a play for the Hoobs.~false~11/07/2009~06:35~07:00~25 Gillette World Sport~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Featuring the very latest sports action from around the world, as well as exclusive stories and profiles of some of the world's leading sports stars.~false~11/07/2009~07:00~07:30~30 The Cooper Tyres British Formula 3 International Series~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Action from the British Formula 3 International Series as the drivers take on the circuit at Snetterton, Norfolk. Australian driver Daniel Ricciardo still holds a sizeable lead, but Walters Grubmuller has narrowed the gap.~false~11/07/2009~07:30~08:00~30 The Morning Line~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Turf tips and news from the Channel 4 Racing team.~false~11/07/2009~08:00~08:55~55 T4:Yo Gabba Gabba~~Scary~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Enter a magical land of music, dance and cartoons with DJ Lance Rock and his friendly toy monsters, Muno, Foofa, Brobee, Todee and Plex. The gang learn different ways to approach things they are not used to. Guest starring Leslie Hall and Razzle Dazzle.~false~11/07/2009~08:55~09:25~30 T4:Friends~~The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits~~~Courteney Cox,David Schwimmer,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Rachel's sister babysits Emma and gets the little girl's ears pierced. Phoebe ruins Mike's marriage proposal by proposing to him herself.~false~11/07/2009~09:25~10:00~35 T4:Friends~~The One with Ross's Grant~~~Courteney Cox,David Schwimmer,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Ross has applied for a big grant, but Charlie's ex-boyfriend will decide who it goes to. Chandler lies to Joey about watching his audition tape. And Rachel and Monica fight over who will get a painting that Mike wants Phoebe to get rid of.~false~11/07/2009~10:00~10:35~35 T4:Shooting Lily Allen~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Rick Edwards goes behind the scenes on the set of Lily Allen's new video, 22. Including an exclusive showing of the finished promo.~false~11/07/2009~10:35~11:05~30 T4:Friends~~The One With the Home Study~~~Courteney Cox,David Schwimmer,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Phoebe and Mike can't decide if they should donate their wedding fund to charity. Joey may inadvertently ruin Monica and Chandler's adoption prospects. And Ross discovers that Rachel has an irrational fear of swings.~false~11/07/2009~11:05~11:35~30 T4:Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: T4 Movie Special~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Alex Zane and Rick Edwards report from the star-studded world premiere of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. The cast and fans descend on London for what promises to be an unforgettable night. Includes interviews with Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson.~false~11/07/2009~11:35~12:10~35 T4:Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Davina McCall announces the results of the latest eviction vote into the Big Brother house. Plus highlights from the past 24 hours.~false~11/07/2009~12:10~13:10~60 T4:Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The latest housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother house returns to the outside world and is interviewed by Davina McCall about their time inside.~false~11/07/2009~13:10~13:45~35 Channel 4 Racing~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Presented by Nick Luck, Derek Thompson, and Emma Spencer. York: 2.05 John Smith's and R.A.F. Linton-On-Ouse Stakes (H'cap). 2.35 John Smith's 'No Nonsense Racing' Stakes (H'cap). 3.10 50th John Smith's Cup (H'cap). 3.45 John Smith's Extra Smooth Silver Cup Stakes (H'cap). Chester: 2.25 toteplacepot City Plate. 3.30 toteswinger City Wall Stakes. Ascot: 1.50 totescoop6 Stakes (H'cap). 2.50 totesport.com Summer Mile Stakes. Commentary is from John Francome, Graham Goode and Richard Hoilies.~false~11/07/2009~13:45~16:00~135 Location, Location, Location~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Consumer~Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Birmingham to in finding something suitable for three generations of one family to live in. A battle of will ensues when the family members can't agree on where they want to live.~false~11/07/2009~16:00~16:30~30 Gok's Fashion Fix~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Fashion makeover series. Expert stylist Gok Wan comes the aid of care-worker Dawn, who is unhappy with her wardrobe, and puts Janet Street-Porter's designer gear under scrutiny. A team of women from Rotherham put high street swimming costumes to the test and the 'designer versus high street' catwalk heads to Birmingham.~false~11/07/2009~16:30~17:30~60 Celebrity Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Celebrity special of the cookery-based reality show in which chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. PR consultant Lynne Franks, Apprentice star Raef Bjayou, singer Michelle Gayle and The Bill's Chris Ellison take up the challenge, with a cash prize to be donated to the winner's favourite charity.~false~11/07/2009~17:30~18:30~60 Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~11/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Former Special Forces adventurer Bear Grylls demonstrates how to survive in the world's most extreme environments. Bear parachutes into the Siberian tundra where he must survive a week of extreme challenges, including a swim under the ice in subzero temperatures which can send the body into fatal shock.~false~11/07/2009~19:00~20:00~60 ER~~Oh, Brother~~~Maura Tierney,Parminder Nagra,Linda Cardellini,Scott Grimes,John Stamos,Gil McKinney~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Final series of the American drama set in the emergency room of Chicago's busy General Hospital. Morris takes new medical student Chaz under his wing, and raises the ire of Banfield when he endangers a patient. Neela becomes upset when Banfield questions her authority and skills in front of an intern. Gates invites Sam and Alex to move in with him and Sarah.~false~11/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~11/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Sean Lock: Stand Up~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Sean Lock, one of Britain's favourite comedians and star of 8 Out of 10 Cats, performs in front of an packed house at the Hammersmith Apollo.~false~11/07/2009~22:00~23:05~65 Alan Carr: Chatty Man~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan Carr hosts his own entertainment chat show, featuring sketches, interviews and audience participation. Guests include comedian Dawn French, property experts Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer, and David Walliams, with music from La Roux.~false~11/07/2009~23:05~23:55~50 Big Brother's Big Mouth~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Davina McCall is joined by celebrity guests and the latest evicted housemate for the weekly debate show in which viewers at home can call in and say what they really think of this year's contestants.~false~11/07/2009~23:55~00:55~60 Big Brother: Live~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.~false~12/07/2009~00:55~04:00~185 Bob and Margaret~~Blood, Sweat and Tears~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Animated series about a married couple, following on from the Oscar-winning short, `Bob's Birthday'. Bob and Margaret decide they need to get fit.~false~12/07/2009~04:00~04:25~25 Scrapheap Challenge~~Hydrofoil~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Entertainment~Series in which two teams create a piece of machinery using junk from a scrapyard. The teams build a hydrofoil - a boat that flies across water. A place in the Grand Final is at stake as they race their machines on a half mile stretch of the lake.~false~12/07/2009~04:25~05:25~60 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Donal MacIntyre.~false~12/07/2009~05:25~06:10~45 The Hoobs~~Hooby Races~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. The Hoobs have been invited to a Tiddlypeep sports day. Groove's not so keen - he always comes last in races. But what sort of races do Tiddlypeeps run at sports days?~false~12/07/2009~06:10~06:35~25 The Hoobs~~Little Green Sticky Thing~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. It's green and it's sticky and he found it on the heebleleaf tree, but other than that, Groove has no idea what it is.~false~12/07/2009~06:35~07:00~25 FIA GT3 Championship~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Motor racing action from Round Three of the FIA GT3 Championship in Oschersleben, Germany.~false~12/07/2009~07:00~07:30~30 GT4 European Cup~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Motor racing action from the GT4 European Cup as the drivers get to grips with the short and twisty circuit in Oschersleben, Germany.~false~12/07/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Freesports on 4~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Archive highlights from Europe's biggest surf and music festival, Boardmasters. The Cornish seaside town of Newquay plays host to the event.~false~12/07/2009~08:00~08:55~55 T4:Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Another chance to see last night's highlights show, featuring the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~12/07/2009~08:55~10:00~65 T4:Hollyoaks Omnibus~~~~~Ashley Taylor Dawson,Emma Rigby,Jennifer Metcalfe,Glen Wallace,Darren John Langford,Elaine Glover~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Soap~Darren reveals what he got up to with Hannah on their wild weekend in Denmark. Mercedes is worried about Malachy. Spencer is convinced Warren is still alive. Abi feels guilty about doping Ste. Frankie agrees to help Steph make a fresh start. Kris threatens to throw Cheryl out of his flat. Zak is having intimate dreams about Mercedes and Carmel.~false~12/07/2009~10:00~12:30~150 T4:Big Brother's Little Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~George Lamb presents the fanzine show from the Big Brother nerve centre bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.~false~12/07/2009~12:30~13:35~65 T4:Friends~~The One with the Late Thanksgiving~~~Courteney Cox,David Schwimmer,Lisa Kudrow,Jennifer Aniston,Matt LeBlanc,Matthew Perry~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang but is furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering and refuses to let the famished guests into the apartment.~false~12/07/2009~13:35~14:05~30 T4:Friends~~The One with the Birth Mother~~~David Schwimmer,Lisa Kudrow,Matt LeBlanc,Jennifer Aniston,Courteney Cox,Matthew Perry~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about a group of six New York friends. The Bings travel to Ohio to meet the mother of a child whom they hope to adopt, but a case of mistaken identity lands them in an awkward situation. Meanwhile, Rachel picks out an outfit for Ross to wear on a date, but accidentally gives him the bag with her purchases instead.~false~12/07/2009~14:05~14:40~35 T4:Ugly Betty~~Crimes of Fashion~~~America Ferrera,Eric Mabius,Ana Ortiz,Vanessa Williams,Tony Plana,Mark Indelicato~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. An accident stuns everyone at MODE, and Betty tries to figure out what happened.~false~12/07/2009~14:40~15:40~60 T4:The Simpsons~~Homer vs Lisa and the 8th Commandment~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Strait-laced Lisa challenges Homer's attitude to stealing when their house is illegally wired for cable TV.~false~12/07/2009~15:40~16:10~30 T4:The Simpsons~~Principal Charming~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Marge asks Homer to find a man for her sister Selma. Matters become complicated when Homer attempts to set Selma up with Bart's head teacher.~false~12/07/2009~16:10~16:45~35 Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~12/07/2009~16:45~17:35~50 Supernanny US~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~No-nonsense Supernanny Jo Frost takes her unique approach to parenting to the States. The success of Lisa and Rich Banjany's home business has caused them to lose control of their three children, so the Supernanny has been called in save the day.~false~12/07/2009~17:35~18:30~55 Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~12/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Revelations: Commando Chaplains~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Religion~Documentary following two Royal Marine chaplains, Nigel Beardsley and William Gates, as they travel around their 'parish' in Afghanistan. Chaplains have served in the British armed forces since the Middle Ages, and their role in administering guidance during wartime has become more prominent as religion continues to be dragged into conflicts. Unlike other armed services, Beardsley and Gates must go where they are needed, which often means putting themselves in line of fire.~false~12/07/2009~19:00~20:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~12/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Michael Jackson's Last Days: What Really Happened~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Jacques Peretti investigates the story behind the final months of Michael Jackson's life, from the announcement of his London concerts in March to his death, just months later, in Los Angeles. Peretti talks to key witnesses to gain a unique insight into Jackson's final days and find out what really happened.~false~12/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Alan Carr: Chatty Man~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan Carr hosts his own entertainment chat show, featuring sketches, interviews and audience participation. Alan is joined by global music star and fashion icon Kanye West and his new UK protege Mr Hudson, who will also be performing his new single, Supernova. Other guests include Fern Britton and Sarah Harding who will be chatting to Alan about her new TV drama acting role.~false~12/07/2009~22:00~22:50~50 8 Out of 10 Cats~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Jimmy Carr presents the topical comedy panel show alongside team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford. Guests include Kelly Osborne.~false~12/07/2009~22:50~23:25~35 Jackass: the Movie~~~2002~Jeff Tremaine~Johnny Knoxville*Johnny Knoxville|Bam Margera*Bam Margera|Chris Pontius*Chris Pontius|Steve-O*Steve-O|Dave England*Dave England|Ryan Dunn*Ryan Dunn|Jason "Wee Man" Acuna*Jason "Wee Man" Acuna|Preston Lacy*Preston Lacy|Ehren McGhehey*Ehren McGhehey~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~18~Film~Johnny Knoxville and his daredevil buddies take their eye-watering antics to new extremes in this darkly funny spin-off from the cult TV series. Produced by Being John Malkovich director Spike Jonze, it builds on the group's MTV-spawned format, in which the modern-day clowns repeatedly risk life and limb carrying out absurd, and often dangerous, stunts and pranks. From master of outrage Steve-O snorting wasabi - a kind of Japanese horseradish - to Men in Black II star Knoxville smashing himself up in a golf buggy, there's apparently nothing these adrenalin junkies won't do for public entertainment. It's far from subtle and definitely an acquired taste, but fans of the show won't be disappointed. The movie doesn't manage to maintain its crazy momentum for its entirety, and there are segments, particularly those involving bodily fluids, that really fall flat. Overall, however, this is spirited adults-only viewing - just don't expect elderly relatives to approve. ~false~12/07/2009~23:25~01:10~105 Big Brother: Live~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.~false~13/07/2009~01:10~04:00~170 Bob and Margaret~~A Tale of Two Dentists~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Animated series about a married couple, following on from the Oscar-winning short, `Bob's Birthday'. Business at Bob's dental practice is booming - until a swanky young dentist opens a new clinic across the street. As patients leave his clinic in droves, Bob panics. Then he spies Margaret leaving the new dental practice.~false~13/07/2009~04:00~04:25~25 Eating for Two~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~A series of animated films developed through Channel 4's Animation in Residence scheme. This craft-based short film focuses on sex, religion and the weather.~false~13/07/2009~04:25~04:30~5 Scrapheap Challenge~~Car Jousting~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Entertainment~Series in which two teams create a piece of machinery using junk from a scrapyard. Series Three winners, the Cat-alysts, take on Series Two champions, the Megalomaniacs, in a grand final. They must turn an ordinary car into a remote-controlled fighting machine.~false~13/07/2009~04:30~05:30~60 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Donal MacIntyre.~false~13/07/2009~05:30~06:15~45 The Hoobs~~Tiger in Need~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun for children. Talullah the tiger is sick and the Hoobs are determined to help. But how can they, when all they have are some hoobychews? How can they raise money to help a poor tiger in need?~false~13/07/2009~06:15~06:40~25 The Hoobs~~Promises~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Iver and Tula are determined to find a way to make Groove keep his promises. After all - they're the ones he keeps making them to!~false~13/07/2009~06:40~07:05~25 Big Brother's Little Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~George Lamb presents the fanzine show live from the Big Brother nerve centre bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.~false~13/07/2009~07:05~08:05~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Action from the past 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~13/07/2009~08:05~09:10~65 Will and Grace~~Christmas Break~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Seventh series of the hit US sitcom about two best friends. Grace attends a holiday party at Will's mother's home and accidentally breaks a treasured Lladro figurine. Karen's stepdaughter comes to stay for the Christmas holiday.~false~13/07/2009~09:10~09:40~30 Will and Grace~~Board Games~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes,Jeff Goldblum~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. Karen runs into trouble when an embittered former classmate tries to take over Walker Inc as revenge for her ruining his senior year.~false~13/07/2009~09:40~10:05~25 Brothers and Sisters~~Prior Commitments~~~Sally Field,Calista Flockhart,Balthazar Getty,Rachel Griffiths,Dave Annable,Matthew Rhys~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series following the lives of an extended California family with numerous secrets. Kevin and Scotty make a commitment to be life partners. Saul finally comes to grips with his identity in a public way. The family discovers that William kept yet another painful secret from them.~false~13/07/2009~10:05~11:00~55 Desperate Housewives~~Crime Doesn't Pay~~~Teri Hatcher,Felicity Huffman,Marcia Cross,Eva Longoria Parker,James Denton,Nicollette Sheridan~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama series set in suburbia. Bree promises Lynette to help get Tom a new job, which leads her to discover Orson's shocking habit. Carlos's adulterous boss puts Gaby in an impossible position, and Edie stirs up trouble for Dave.~false~13/07/2009~11:00~12:00~60 News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~13/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Life Begins Again~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Gaby Roslin meets people who have decided to make a fresh start and change their lives. Joan Humphreys and Paul Williams have turned their back on gardening to venture into antiques and collectibles.~false~13/07/2009~12:30~13:25~55 Doctor in Distress~~~1963~Ralph Thomas~Dr Simon Sparrow*Dirk Bogarde|Delia*Samantha Eggar|Sir Lancelot Spratt*James Robertson-Justice|Sonja*Myl� Demongeot|Major French*Donald Houston|Iris*Barbara Murray|Blacker*Dennis Price|Ambulance driver*Peter Butterworth|Heilbronn*Leo McKern|Mrs Parry*Jessie Evans|Mrs Whittaker*Ann Lynn|Passenger*Fenella Fielding|Genevieve*Jill Adams|Bradby*Michael Flanders|Corsetiere*Frank Finlay|Meyer*Reginald Beckwith~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~false~2~PG~Film~What a cast! What a letdown! After a one-film absence, Dirk Bogarde reluctantly returned to the role of Simon Sparrow in this muddled comedy and immediately announced he'd never step inside St Swithin's again. Faced with a script that reads like a medical school rag mag, the cast plods through the picture as though under anaesthetic. James Robertson-Justice has the most fun as the lovesick Lancelot Spratt, and Leo McKern as a film producer flirting with starlet Jill Adams takes an accurate pot shot at movie moguls. But Bogarde looks bored, and Samantha Eggar and Myl� Demongeot are required to do nothing more than provide the glamour. ~false~13/07/2009~13:25~15:25~120 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Ian Hyland.~false~13/07/2009~15:25~16:15~50 Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~13/07/2009~16:15~17:00~45 Wogan's Perfect Recall~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Terry Wogan hosts the daytime game show in which four contestants battle for the chance of winning a huge cash prize. However, the game has a twist: each round has the same answers, but different questions.~false~13/07/2009~17:00~17:30~30 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The dinner party reality competition heads to Aberdeen, as more amateur chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host and a cash prize. The first host is farm owner Amanda, who decides to kick proceedings off with a Scottish-themed evening.~false~13/07/2009~17:30~18:00~30 The Simpsons~~The Fat and the Furriest~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Homer becomes the laughing stock of the town when a wild bear humiliates him. When he seeks a rematch, Homer bonds with the animal and tries to save its life.~false~13/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Hollyoaks~~~~~Kieron Richardson,Stephanie Waring,Chris Hargreaves,Danny Tennant,Ricky Whittle,Carley Stenson~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Ste is barely able to function through a lack of sleep, but an unsympathetic Cindy tells him he is sacked. Daniel threatens Natty about his secret past. Calvin is desperate for money, with no food in the house. Steph and Dominic have a heart-to-heart at Il Gnosh in memory of Max.~false~13/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~13/07/2009~19:00~19:55~55 3 Minute Wonder: The Estate~~My Home~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Series of personal accounts from residents living on the Sighthill Estate in Glasgow. Zimbabwean asylum seeker Sifiso recalls memories of her family home on the notorious estate.~false~13/07/2009~19:55~20:00~5 Dispatches: The Children Britain Betrayed~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Peter Oborne looks at the failures of Britain's child protection system as results of a six-month investigation into the deaths of 160 children since 2004 show that the majority of them might have been prevented. He also meets some of the bereaved families, whose lives have been ripped apart by the murder of a child, and hears harrowing accounts of children whose lives were ended by the failures of social workers, police forces, health services, and even the family court system.~false~13/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Inside Nature's Giants~~The Crocodile~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Mark Evans presents a science series uncovering the anatomical secrets of some of the animal kingdom's most extraordinary species. Experts in anatomy, evolution and behaviour dissect a crocodile and discover the cold-blooded predator possesses an intricate digestive system. Meanwhile, Professor Richard Dawkins explains how little the reptile has changed since the age of the dinosaurs.~false~13/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~13/07/2009~22:00~23:10~70 Michael Jackson's Last Days: What Really Happened~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Jacques Peretti investigates the story behind the final months of Michael Jackson's life, from the announcement of his London concerts in March to his death, just months later, in Los Angeles. Peretti talks to key witnesses to gain a unique insight into Jackson's final days and find out what really happened.~false~13/07/2009~23:10~00:10~60 4 Music:Dead Weather: Video Exclusive~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Exclusive first showing of Treat Me Like Your Mother, the highly anticipated single from Jack White and Alison Mossheart's new band, the Dead Weather.~false~14/07/2009~00:10~00:15~5 4 Music:Green Day: Live From Abbey Road~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Green Day perform songs from their new album 21st Century Breakdown live at the legendary Abbey Road recording studios.~false~14/07/2009~00:15~00:50~35 PokerStars.com European Poker Tour~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~The European Poker Tour heads to Dortmund in Germany. Can Luca Pagano, who is still searching for his maiden title, make it to the final table of eight?~false~14/07/2009~00:50~01:50~60 Big Brother: Live~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.~false~14/07/2009~01:50~04:00~130 The Way We Were~~~1973~Sydney Pollack~Katie Morosky*Barbra Streisand|Hubbell Gardiner*Robert Redford|JJ*Bradford Dillman|Carol Ann*Lois Chiles|George Bissinger*Patrick O'Neal|Paula Reisner*Viveca Lindfors|Rhea Edwards*Allyn Ann McLerie|Brooks Carpenter*Murray Hamilton|Bill Verso*Herb Edelman|Vicki Bissinger*Diana Ewing|Pony Dunbar*Sally Kirkland|Peggy Vanderbilt*Marcia Mae Jones|Frankie McVeigh*James Woods~false~true~false~true~true~false~true~false~4~PG~Film~In this glossy romantic drama, Barbra Streisand and Robert Redford play the ideal odd couple - she's poor, jittery, Jewish and a radical, and he's rich, self-assured, Gentile and conservative. It's set against the backdrop of a changing America, including the McCarthy-era witch-hunts, and every scene seems dreamed up by a dating-agency computer, though the sheer professionalism of the picture and the performances can't fail to touch you. Redford, as a character seemingly hewn from the pages of F Scott Fitzgerald (he's a writer to boot), is perfectly cast and Streisand is simply Streisand. Watch out for James Woods in an early role. ~false~14/07/2009~04:00~06:00~120 The Hoobs~~Twinkly Wrinklypeep~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun and learning from the Hoobs in Hoobyland. Iver befriends a sad wrinklypeep and sets about finding out how to cheer them up.~false~14/07/2009~06:00~06:25~25 The Hoobs~~Cover Up~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun for children. Trouble ensues when Groove uses the Peep pot from Tula's Peep Museum to drink hoobjuice.~false~14/07/2009~06:25~06:50~25 Everybody Loves Raymond~~Mother's Day~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Marie thinks Debra was rude to her, so she gives her the silent treatment.~false~14/07/2009~06:50~07:20~30 Big Brother's Little Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~George Lamb presents the fanzine show live from the Big Brother nerve centre bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.~false~14/07/2009~07:20~07:50~30 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~14/07/2009~07:50~09:00~70 Will and Grace~~Partners~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. Will attends a dinner party at his boss' house as she decides who will become a partner in the firm.~false~14/07/2009~09:00~09:35~35 Will and Grace~~Bully Woolley~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~American sitcom about two friends, one straight, one gay. Karen's nemesis Scott Woolley (guest star Jeff Goldblum) hires Grace on the condition that she fires Karen. Meanwhile, Jack takes Will out to cheer him up but leaves him in a club. Also starring Broadway actress Patti Lupone as herself.~false~14/07/2009~09:35~10:05~30 The OC~~~~~Peter Gallagher,Kelly Rowan,Mischa Barton,Tate Donovan,Adam Brody,Benjamin McKenzie~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Another chance to see the hit US series from the beginning. Bad-boy Ryan finds himself in trouble with the law before being taken under the wing of public defender Sandy Cohen. Ryan is immersed in the wealthy and idyllic coastal community of Orange County, but all is not as perfect as it seems on the surface.~false~14/07/2009~10:05~11:00~55 Desperate Housewives~~The Story of Lucy and Jessie~~~Teri Hatcher,Felicity Huffman,Marcia Cross,Eva Longoria Parker,James Denton,Nicollette Sheridan~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama series set in suburbia. Gaby convinces Carlos to hire Lynette, and Carlos finds himself working with old acquaintance Lucy. Susan gives her colleague Jessie the wrong impression when she tries to impress her. Bree goes to extreme lengths to hide Orson's embarrassing habit, and Edie makes more trouble for Dave.~false~14/07/2009~11:00~12:00~60 News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~14/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Life Begins Again~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Gaby Roslin meets people who have opted to make a fresh start and change their lives. Single dad Richard Starnowski trades his glamorous career at a London talent agency for the chance to renovate a 19th century Oxfordshire village pub.~false~14/07/2009~12:30~13:25~55 Campbell's Kingdom~~~1957~Ralph Thomas~Bruce Campbell*Dirk Bogarde|Owen Morgan*Stanley Baker|Boy Bladen*Michael Craig|Jean Lucas*Barbara Murray|James Macdonald*James Robertson-Justice|Miss Abigail*Athene Seyler|Miss Ruth*Mary Merrall|Creasy*Robert Brown|Mac*John Laurie|Driver*Sidney James~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~false~2~U~Film~Dirk Bogarde dons some serious checked shirts and sets out to prove that he can stand up to mean Stanley Baker, who is out to swipe his land, in this unconvincing adventure set in Canada. There is some stunning location photography and a reliable British supporting cast, but director Ralph Thomas looks a little out of his depth in this genre. ~false~14/07/2009~13:25~15:25~120 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Ian Hyland.~false~14/07/2009~15:25~16:15~50 Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~14/07/2009~16:15~17:00~45 Wogan's Perfect Recall~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Terry Wogan hosts the daytime game show in which four contestants battle for the chance of winning a huge cash prize. However, the game has a twist: each round has the same answers, but different questions.~false~14/07/2009~17:00~17:30~30 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The dinner party reality competition heads to Aberdeen, as more amateur chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host and a cash prize. Nightclub manager Rick attempts to impress his guests with an exotic menu, including an unlikely combination of noodles and sea bass.~false~14/07/2009~17:30~18:00~30 The Simpsons~~Today I Am a Clown~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Homer fills in on Krusty's show while he has a belated Bar Mitzvah, and becomes an overnight success. Guest-starring Mr T.~false~14/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Hollyoaks~~~~~Hollie-Jay Bowes,Kent Riley,Tony Hirst,Kieron Richardson,Zoe Lister,Ashley Taylor Dawson~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Michaela dumps Zak. Mike intervenes to give Ste time to get himself in order. Despite her blatant lack of interest, Darren persists in his attempts to seduce Hannah.~false~14/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~14/07/2009~19:00~19:55~55 3 Minute Wonder: The Estate~~Vertical Living~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Series of personal accounts from residents living on the Sighthill Estate in Glasgow. This floor-by-floor guide reveals the unique neighbourhoods within tower blocks.~false~14/07/2009~19:55~20:00~5 Property Snakes and Ladders~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Sarah Beeny looks at how first-time developers might succeed as house prices plummet amidst the biggest property slump in living memory. Sarah advises the developers of an abandoned railway station in Devon, who want to use the renovated property to launch a holiday rental business.~false~14/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~14/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 You Have Been Watching~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Comedy panel show looking back at the week's TV, hosted by Charlie Brooker. A look at some of the worst programmes that claim to be entertainment.~false~14/07/2009~22:00~22:50~50 The Inbetweeners~~Will's Birthday~~~Simon Bird,Joe Thomas,James Buckley,Blake Harrison~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Sitcom about four teenagers growing up in suburbia. Wills is planning a suitably grown-up dinner for his birthday with a few close friends and any girls they can persuade to come. Unfortunately, Will's do clashes with a far more popular party and his friends have to choose between them.~false~14/07/2009~22:50~23:25~35 Rude Tube~~Celebrity and Wannabe~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Matt Kirshen celebrates the funniest and most notorious internet videos. Featuring established A-listers, sports stars, actors and webcam heroes who have found their fame by showing off online. With performances from a spectacular mix of colourful characters - with sex tapes, dancing dustmen, Bollywood classics and celebrity spoofs.~false~14/07/2009~23:25~23:55~30 Betfair World Series of Poker Europe~~~~~~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Coverage of the premier event in tournament poker, from London's Empire casino. The 62 players left in the field are focusing on making it into the last 36 and guaranteeing themselves at least a share of the prize money.~false~14/07/2009~23:55~00:55~60 Big Brother: Live~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.~false~15/07/2009~00:55~04:00~185 Volvo Ocean Race~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~The Volvo Ocean Race fleet completes the longest leg of its voyage, from China to Rio, then prepares to set sail for Boston.~false~15/07/2009~04:00~04:50~50 Gillette World Sport~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Featuring the very latest sports action from around the world, as well as exclusive stories and profiles of some of the world's leading sports stars.~false~15/07/2009~04:50~05:15~25 The Cooper Tyres British Formula 3 International Series~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Action from the British Formula 3 International Series as the drivers take on the circuit at Snetterton, Norfolk. Australian driver Daniel Ricciardo still holds a sizeable lead, but Walters Grubmuller has narrowed the gap.~false~15/07/2009~05:15~05:45~30 GT4 European Cup~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sport~Motor racing action from the GT4 European Cup as the drivers get to grips with the short and twisty circuit in Oschersleben, Germany.~false~15/07/2009~05:45~06:10~25 The Hoobs~~Iver's Buns~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. The Hoobs must discover who has moved Tula's seashells to the hoobofridge and Iver's buns to the roof garden.~false~15/07/2009~06:10~06:35~25 The Hoobs~~Buddy Beacon~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Tula builds a contraption that shows passing Hoobmobiles that she, Groove and Iver are on the Peep planet - but how can she get the flashing light to work?~false~15/07/2009~06:35~07:00~25 Big Brother's Little Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~George Lamb presents the fanzine show live from the Big Brother nerve centre bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.~false~15/07/2009~07:00~08:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Another chance to see last night's highlights show, featuring the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~15/07/2009~08:00~09:00~60 Will and Grace~~Dance Cards & Greetings Cards~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. Grace tries to ignore Valentine's Day but ends up falling for a hunky greeting-card writer.~false~15/07/2009~09:00~09:35~35 Will and Grace~~The Birds and the Bees~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes,Luke Perry~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends. Karen hatches a plan to get Jack a date with the neighbourhood bird enthusiast.~false~15/07/2009~09:35~10:05~30 The OC~~The Model Home~~~Peter Gallagher,Kelly Rowan,Mischa Barton,Tate Donovan,Adam Brody,Benjamin McKenzie~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~American drama series set in the wealthy coastal community of Orange County. Afraid that he will be sent to another foster home, Ryan considers running away, and Seth helps him hide in one of Kirsten's unfinished housing developments.~false~15/07/2009~10:05~11:00~55 Desperate Housewives~~A Spark. To Pierce the Dark~~~Teri Hatcher,Felicity Huffman,Marcia Cross,Eva Longoria Parker,James Denton,Nicollette Sheridan~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama series set in suburbia. Gaby and Carlos clash when Lynette feels threatened by her new boss. Bree wonders which to put first - her marriage or her business. Katherine is surprised by events and Edie's worst nightmare comes true.~false~15/07/2009~11:00~12:00~60 News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~15/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Life Begins Again~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Gaby Roslin meets people who have opted to make a fresh start and change their lives. Construction worker Dick Huyton decides to follow his dream of building and running his own garden nursery, but soon runs into trouble when he is forced to delay its opening.~false~15/07/2009~12:30~13:30~60 Doctor at Large~~~1957~Ralph Thomas~Simon Sparrow*Dirk Bogarde|Joy*Muriel Pavlow|Benskin*Donald Sinden|Sir Lancelot Spratt*James Robertson-Justice|Nan*Shirley Eaton|Dr Potter-Shine*Derek Farr|Bingham*Michael Medwin|Dr Hackett*Lionel Jeffries|Eva's mother*Freda Bamford|Dad Ives*Abe Barker|Maharajah*Martin Benson|Police constable*Cyril Chamberlain|O'Malley*John Chandos|Wilkins*Edward Chapman|Pascoe*George Coulouris|Lady Howkins*Athene Seyler~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~false~3~U~Film~In this third entry in the series inspired by the novels of Richard Gordon, Dirk Bogarde, as accident-prone houseman Simon Sparrow, once again escapes the confines of St Swithin's in order to explore pastures new, in this case a country practice where virtually nothing goes right. But it's only once he's back under the beady gaze of James Robertson-Justice that the film comes to life, although even then the romantic interludes with Muriel Pavlow slow down the proceedings. It's amiable enough, but everyone is just a touch off colour, and the film shows signs of the terminal decline that would set in after Bogarde left the series. ~false~15/07/2009~13:30~15:25~115 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Ian Hyland.~false~15/07/2009~15:25~16:15~50 Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~15/07/2009~16:15~17:00~45 Wogan's Perfect Recall~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Terry Wogan hosts the daytime game show in which four contestants battle for the chance of winning a huge cash prize. However, the game has a twist: each round has the same answers, but different questions.~false~15/07/2009~17:00~17:30~30 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Dinner party reality programme. In Aberdeen, care worker Laura Rojales plays host with a mysterious main course of chicken with Yorkshire pudding. Some musical entertainment brings out rather odd performances from her guests.~false~15/07/2009~17:30~18:00~30 The Simpsons~~'Tis the Fifteenth Season~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~After getting into trouble, Homer vows to be good, and is soon vying with Ned Flanders.~false~15/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Hollyoaks~~~~~Kieron Richardson,Stephanie Waring,Stephen Beard,John Pickard,Melissa Walton,Carley Stenson~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Ste is having a great day as Cindy begs him to come and work for her again. Dom is still missing Loretta but Steph has a plan to get the lovers back together. Tony asks Cindy whether she's only with him for his money.~false~15/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~15/07/2009~19:00~19:55~55 3 Minute Wonder: The Estate~~Unsettled~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Series of personal accounts from residents living on the Sighthill Estate in Glasgow, now being primed for demolition. Heather and her family are seeking stability in the face of uncertainty.~false~15/07/2009~19:55~20:00~5 Embarrassing Teenage Bodies~~Bodies Behaving Badly~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Health~The Embarrassing Bodies doctors revisit some of their teenage patients to see how some of their cases have progressed. Carly, 19, suffers from excess skin. Charlotte, 18, fears her excess sweating is ruining her future. Claudia, 13, is being bullied because of her extreme eczema.~false~15/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~15/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Ugly Betty~~Betty Suarez Land~~~America Ferrera,Eric Mabius,Ana Ortiz,Vanessa Williams,Tony Plana,Mark Indelicato~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. Daniel receives some shocking family news. Gio rebuffs Betty's apologies. Hilda makes a difficult decision about Coach Diaz.~false~15/07/2009~22:00~23:00~60 Skins~~~~~Mackenzie Crook,Merveille Lukeba,Lisa Backwell,Kaya Scoledario,Morwenna Banks,David Baddiel~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama series following the chaotic lives of a group of Bristol teenagers. Thomas arrives alone in the UK from the Congo and has to find somewhere for his family to live. He finds an abandoned flat owned by local gangster Johnny White. A chance encounter at a bus stop, and a mutual love of doughnuts brings Thomas together with Pandora and Effy.~false~15/07/2009~23:00~00:00~60 4 Music:4Play: Florence and The Machine: Live at Rivoli Ballroom~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Singer-songwriter Florence Welch performs songs from her debut album at the Rivoli Ballroom in Lewisham, London.~false~16/07/2009~00:00~00:35~35 Dirty Sexy Money~~The Country House~~~Peter Krause,Donald Sutherland,Jill Clayburgh,William Baldwin,Samaire Armstrong,Glenn Fitzgerald~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama about a wealthy family of New York socialites and the lawyer who tries to keep their scandals hidden. Nick wants to spend Thanksgiving with his wife and daughter, but Tripp asks him to set up a meeting with business rival Simon Elder. Brian fights to prevent his ex-girlfriend taking his son.~false~16/07/2009~00:35~01:25~50 Big Brother: Live~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.~false~16/07/2009~01:25~04:00~155 Bob and Margaret~~A Night In~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Animated series about a married couple, following on from the Oscar-winning short `Bob's Birthday'. Bob and Margaret find themselves at a loose end when they discover there is nothing to watch on television. A night in with a candle-lit pizza and a video seems the best alternative.~false~16/07/2009~04:00~04:25~25 Revelations: Commando Chaplains~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Religion~Documentary following two Royal Marine chaplains, Nigel Beardsley and William Gates, as they travel around their 'parish' in Afghanistan. Chaplains have served in the British armed forces since the Middle Ages, and their role in administering guidance during wartime has become more prominent as religion continues to be dragged into conflicts. Unlike other armed services, Beardsley and Gates must go where they are needed, which often means putting themselves in line of fire.~false~16/07/2009~04:25~05:25~60 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Ian Hyland.~false~16/07/2009~05:25~06:10~45 The Hoobs~~The Fastest Thing on Two Legs~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Iver's keeping fit by sprinting around the Hoobmobile.~false~16/07/2009~06:10~06:35~25 The Hoobs~~Banana, Banana, Carrot~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Grove fancies his chances on a game show.~false~16/07/2009~06:35~07:00~25 Everybody Loves Raymond~~The Bigger Person~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Brad Garrett,Doris Roberts~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Ray and Frank use the continuing feud between Debra and Marie to their advantage.~false~16/07/2009~07:00~07:30~30 Big Brother's Little Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~George Lamb presents the fanzine show live from the Big Brother nerve centre bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.~false~16/07/2009~07:30~08:00~30 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~16/07/2009~08:00~09:00~60 Will and Grace~~The Fabulous Baker Boy~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Seventh series of the hit US sitcom about two best friends. Will agrees to fire Karen's pastry chef, until he bakes a delicious love triangle for the three of them.~false~16/07/2009~09:00~09:35~35 Will and Grace~~Sour Balls~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom. Will and Jack are mistaken for a couple whilst furnishing a house in a small local town.~false~16/07/2009~09:35~10:05~30 The OC~~The Gamble~~~Peter Gallagher,Kelly Rowan,Mischa Barton,Tate Donovan,Adam Brody,Benjamin McKenzie~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~American drama series set in the wealthy coastal community of Orange County. Kirsten reluctantly takes Seth to visit Ryan in prison. During the meeting, a violent inmate almost assaults Kirsten, but Ryan defends her.~false~16/07/2009~10:05~11:00~55 Desperate Housewives~~Look into Their Eyes and You See what They Know~~~Teri Hatcher,Felicity Huffman,Marcia Cross,Eva Longoria Parker,James Denton,Nicollette Sheridan~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama series set in suburbia. The women grieve for Edie. Susan remembers their first meeting, Lynette recalls a remarkable night out, Bree reflects on Edie's thoughtfulness with Orson and Gaby is cheered by the memory of their friendly rivalry.~false~16/07/2009~11:00~12:00~60 News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~16/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 Life Begins Again~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Gaby Roslin meets people who have decided to make a fresh start and change their lives. Photographer Chris Pink and teacher Mary Baker give up the London rat race to take over a herb farm in Cornwall. With the help of Chris' octogenarian parents, the farm flourishes, but when vandals strike the couple are distraught.~false~16/07/2009~12:30~13:25~55 Victim~~~1961~Basil Dearden~Melville Farr*Dirk Bogarde|Laura Farr*Sylvia Syms|Calloway*Dennis Price|Lord Fullbrook*Anthony Nicholls|Paul Mandrake*Peter Copley|Harold Doe*Norman Bird|Jack Barrett*Peter McEnery|Eddy Stone*Donald Churchill|Sandy youth*Derren Nesbitt|Detective Inspector Harris*John Barrie|Bridie*John Cairney|Scott Hankin*Alan MacNaughtan~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~true~3~12~Film~Though a tad dated and tame by today's standards, this 1961 drama was not only ground-breaking in its depiction of homosexuality, but it also marked the occasion when Dirk Bogarde broke free from his popular matin�idol image. He plays a closet homosexual barrister whose former lover is arrested and commits suicide to protect Bogarde's name. This tragic death leads Bogarde to a blackmail ring targeting gay men, which he decides to pursue at the risk of his marriage (to Sylvia Syms) and his career. Although director Basil Dearden insisted that homosexuals should be called "inverts", the movie nevertheless refuses to pigeonhole or patronise its subject, depicting homosexuality in every class, every walk of life and every district in town - stopping short only at Downing Street. ~false~16/07/2009~13:25~15:25~120 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Ian Hyland.~false~16/07/2009~15:25~16:15~50 Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~16/07/2009~16:15~17:00~45 Wogan's Perfect Recall~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Terry Wogan hosts the daytime game show in which four contestants battle for the chance of winning a huge cash prize. However, the game has a twist: each round has the same answers, but different questions.~false~16/07/2009~17:00~17:30~30 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The dinner party reality competition heads to Aberdeen, as more amateur chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host and a cash prize. Publican Bob Calder has been happy to criticise everyone else's food all week, so how will his meal of 'stoved Howtowdie wi'drappit eggs and skirlie' go down?~false~16/07/2009~17:30~18:00~30 The Simpsons~~Marge vs Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~After a pre-school children's concert goes wrong, leading to a tax rise to pay for the damage, the childless of Springfield start a campaign against them.~false~16/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Hollyoaks~~~~~Stephen Beard,Stephanie Waring,Nick Pickard,Jorgie Porter,Stephen Uppal,Kent Riley~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Zak, Elliot, Kris and Archie are ecstatic after discovering the hundred grand in Warren's flat. Cindy flaunts her relationship with Tony in front of Darren to make him realise that she means business. Theresa decides to introduce Newt to the family as her boyfriend. Ravi continues to prepare for his upcoming fight, only to discover that the boxing match Ash has arranged is an illegal street fight.~false~16/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~16/07/2009~19:00~19:55~55 3 Minute Wonder: The Estate~~A Day in the Life~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Series of personal accounts from residents living on the Sighthill Estate in Glasgow. A poetic glimpse of a typical day in the life of the estate.~false~16/07/2009~19:55~20:00~5 The Home Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Architect George Clarke helps homeowners with different budgets fall back in love with their houses. A family of hoarders from Harrow are in desperate need of more space. Things are so bad the eldest son, who is over six foot tall, sleeps in a room with no space to fit a door or wardrobe.~false~16/07/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Gerry's Big Decision~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Entrepreneur Sir Gerry Robinson provides failing British companies with a financial lifeline. Gerry has to decide whether to come to the aid of two family businesses - a hotel chain that has been affected by a father and son's decisions, and a series of department stores.~false~16/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house.~false~16/07/2009~22:00~23:10~70 The TNT Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Jack Whitehall and Holly Walsh present a weekly late-night entertainment show, taking an irreverent look at the week's events.~false~16/07/2009~23:10~23:40~30 Derren Brown: Trick or Treat~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Psychological illusionist Derren Brown involves members of the public and celebrity guests in a fiendish version of the Halloween game. A psychologist chooses a 'trick' card and finds herself witnessing her own death in a staged out-of-body experience. Derren also travels to New York to discover if he can tell if a group of second hand car salesmen are lying to him.~false~16/07/2009~23:40~00:10~30 You Have Been Watching~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Comedy panel show looking back at the week's TV, hosted by Charlie Brooker. A look at some of the worst programmes that claim to be entertainment.~false~17/07/2009~00:10~01:00~50 Big Brother: Live~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.~false~17/07/2009~01:00~04:00~180 Bob and Margaret~~Shopping~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Animated series about a married couple. In an attempt to curb their extravagant lifestyle, Bob and Margaret take a shopping trip to Croydon's Super Save Shopatropolis and encounter all manner of strangers.~false~17/07/2009~04:00~04:25~25 Dispatches: The Children Britain Betrayed~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Peter Oborne looks at the failures of Britain's child protection system as results of a six-month investigation into the deaths of 160 children since 2004 show that the majority of them might have been prevented. He also meets some of the bereaved families, whose lives have been ripped apart by the murder of a child, and hears harrowing accounts of children whose lives were ended by the failures of social workers, police forces, health services, and even the family court system.~false~17/07/2009~04:25~05:20~55 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Ian Hyland.~false~17/07/2009~05:20~06:05~45 The Hoobs~~Emperor~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Iver is going to be emperor of the Hoobs.~false~17/07/2009~06:05~06:30~25 The Hoobs~~Tight Fit~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~true~false~~~Children~Preschool fun. Groove's jogging vest does not seem to fit.~false~17/07/2009~06:30~06:55~25 Everybody Loves Raymond~~The First Time~~~Ray Romano,Patricia Heaton,Peter Boyle,Doris Roberts~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Marie gets Frank to return an anniversary present Ray and Debra gave them. Ray and Debra reminisce about the first time they slept together.~false~17/07/2009~06:55~07:20~25 Big Brother's Little Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~George Lamb presents the fanzine show live from the Big Brother nerve centre bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.~false~17/07/2009~07:20~07:55~35 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Another chance to see last night's action from the Big Brother house.~false~17/07/2009~07:55~09:05~70 Will and Grace~~The Blonde Leading the Blind~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes,Sharon Stone~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~Hit US sitcom about two best friends. Will convinces Grace to see his therapist but he becomes increasingly jealous when the two women strike up a friendship.~false~17/07/2009~09:05~09:35~30 Will and Grace~~It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World~~~Eric McCormack,Debra Messing,Megan Mullally,Sean Hayes,Debbie Reynolds,Alan Arkin~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~US sitcom about two best friends. Grace convinces Karen to come to her father Martin's birthday party, but the situation turns awkward when it is just the three of them.~false~17/07/2009~09:35~10:05~30 The OC~~The Debut~~~Peter Gallagher,Kelly Rowan,Mischa Barton,Tate Donovan,Adam Brody,Benjamin McKenzie~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~American drama series set in the wealthy coastal community of Orange County. Sandy and Kirsten convince child services to let them become Ryan's caretakers.~false~17/07/2009~10:05~11:00~55 Desperate Housewives~~Rose's Turn~~~Teri Hatcher,Felicity Huffman,Marcia Cross,Eva Longoria Parker,James Denton~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama series set in suburbia. Lynette reveals rather too much of herself to Carlos, and Gabrielle has to explain away Tom's shyness. Bree has her suspicions about Orson's wounds. Katherine confesses to Mike, and Susan confides in Dave.~false~17/07/2009~11:00~12:00~60 News at Noon~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Daily news including business news, sport and weather.~false~17/07/2009~12:00~12:30~30 My Place in the Sun~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Series on homes abroad. Art fanatics Tony and Sheila Berry from Northampton are delighted when they find an apartment in French Catalunya's seaside gem, Collioure. The picturesque port makes an impression on the couple, who show Gavin Lowe some of their favourite haunts.~false~17/07/2009~12:30~13:00~30 Small Railway Journeys~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Jonathan Glancey discovers the railway lines that should have disappeared long ago but live on against the odds. This episode explores a Victorian railway built to bring together rural communities in County Donegal. The Londonderry and Lough Swilly Railway ran from the fishing port of Burtonport all the way to Londonderry.~false~17/07/2009~13:00~13:20~20 They Who Dare~~~1953~Lewis Milestone~Lieutenant Graham*Dirk Bogarde|Sergeant Corcoran*Denholm Elliott|Captain George One*Akim Tamiroff|Captain George Two*G�rd Oury|Captain Papadopoulos*Eric Pohlmann|Patroklis*Alec Mango|Nightclub singer*Kay Callard|Lieutenant Poole*Russell Enoch|Marine Boyd*Sam Kydd|Marine Barrett*Peter Burton|Sergeant Evans*David Peel|Toplis*Michael Mellinger~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~false~2~U~Film~Considering director Lewis Milestone was responsible for those combat classics All Quiet on the Western Front and A Walk in the Sun, this is a very disappointing account of an Allied commando raid on Rhodes. Ordered to knock out a couple of airfields, Dirk Bogarde and Denholm Elliott spend as much time squabbling with each other as they do confronting the enemy. Akim Tamiroff, G�rd Oury and Eric Pohlmann are far more watchable, but not even they can atone for the sloppy dialogue (much of which was improvised) and the throwaway finale. The action sequences are convincing enough, but Milestone was capable of so much better. ~false~17/07/2009~13:20~15:25~125 Countdown~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Ian Hyland.~false~17/07/2009~15:25~16:15~50 Deal or No Deal~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Game show~Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against the Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds.~false~17/07/2009~16:15~17:00~45 Come Dine with Me~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Reality series in which people compete to be the best dinner-party host. Four female cooks from Southampton battle it out to land the one thousand pound cash prize.~false~17/07/2009~17:00~18:00~60 The Simpsons~~I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Bart enters his new robot into the Robot Rumble TV show without realising that it's Homer in a costume. Meanwhile, Lisa has cat trouble.~false~17/07/2009~18:00~18:30~30 Hollyoaks~~~~~Junade Khan,Ricky Whittle,Stephen Uppal~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Soap~Ash offers Calvin a substantial sum of money to take part in the illegal fight. When Ravi finds out Calvin is his opponent, Calvin offers to throw the fight. None of the lads at the flat trust each other with the hundred grand and so are reluctant to leave the bag unsupervised.~false~17/07/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Channel 4 News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Including sport and weather.~false~17/07/2009~19:00~19:30~30 Farrah's Story~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Documentary.~false~17/07/2009~19:30~21:00~90 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Davina McCall announces the results of the latest eviction vote live into the Big Brother house. Plus highlights from the past 24 hours.~false~17/07/2009~21:00~22:00~60 8 Out of 10 Cats~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Jimmy Carr presents the topical comedy panel show alongside team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford. Tonight's guests include Patrick Kielty, Rhod Gilbert and Shappi Khorsandi.~false~17/07/2009~22:00~22:35~35 Big Brother~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~The latest housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother house returns to the outside world and is interviewed by Davina McCall about their time inside.~false~17/07/2009~22:35~23:05~30 The Simpsons~~The Dad Who Knew Too Little~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Animation~Homer hires a shady private investigator to trail Lisa when he realises he doesn't know very much about her. With the guest voice of Elliot Gould.~false~17/07/2009~23:05~23:35~30 Russell Brand's Ponderland~~~~~~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~false~~~Comedy~The foppish comedian delivers his thoughts on the world around him. Tonight, Brand discusses the notion of holidays.~false~17/07/2009~23:35~00:10~35