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GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Emma Crosby and Ben Shephard. Lucie Cave picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~03/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155
GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~03/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~03/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Today, stylist to the stars Jason Gardiner brings us up to date with all the latest trends on the high street, and Gino D'Campo is at the Chef's Table. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~03/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~03/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Today, stylist to the stars Jason Gardiner brings us up to date with all the latest trends on the high street, and Gino D'Campo is at the Chef's Table. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~03/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Kate Thornton and the ladies examine the topics of the day and chat to Adrian Mole author Sue Townsend.~false~03/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60
ITV Lunchtime News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Katie Derham presents a round-up of the news from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather from your region.~false~03/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30
Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Andrew Lester~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today the show comes from Southport, where David Dickinson is joined by dealers David Ford, Tim Hogarth and Cheryl Brown. Will they uncover any treasures? Some Beswick animals do well at auction.~false~03/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60
The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan Tichmarsh presents the very best of British in his daily chat show. Today's guest is Katherine Jenkins, and Ashley Pearson has more of the very latest showbiz gossip.~false~03/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60
Midsomer Murders~~1/2 - Things That Go Bump in the Night (Part 1)~~Peter Smith~Elizabeth Key*Dearbhla Molloy|Janet Pennyman*Mary Jo Randle|Thomas Marr*Jonathan Slinger|Anne Marr*Cathryn Bradshaw|Rosetta Price*Liza Sadovy|Cully Barnaby*Laura Howard~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Barnaby and Scott travel to a picturesque village to investigate the murder of an undertaker. There, they discover that the residents are divided by the presence of a spiritualist church run by a medium.~false~03/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60
Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jasper Carrott presents a game of intuition and luck, as contestants try to find which of 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash, while avoiding the killer balls.~false~03/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
Meridian Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather.~false~03/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
ITV Evening News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Mary Nightingale and Mark Austin present a round-up of the news from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.~false~03/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Emmerdale~~~~Piotr Szkopiak~Leyla Harding*Rokhsaneh Ghawam-Shahidi|David Metcalfe*Matthew Wolfenden|Charity Tate*Emma Atkins|Cain Dingle*Jeff Hordley|Nathan Wylde*Lyndon Ogbourne|Eric Pollard*Christopher Chittell|Val Pollard*Charlie Hardwick|Sandy Thomas*Freddie Jones|Jai Sharma*Christopher Bisson|Sam Dingle*James Hooton|Holly Barton*Sophie Powles|Marlon Dingle*Mark Charnock|Moira Barton*Natalie J Robb|Noah Tate*Jack Downham|Debbie Dingle*Charley Webb|Zak Dingle*Steve Halliwell|Belle Dingle*Eden Taylor-Draper|Lisa Dingle*Jane Cox|Chas Dingle*Lucy Pargeter|Jimmy King*Nick Miles|Carl King*Tom Lister|Katie Sugden*Sammy Winward|Victoria Sugden*Isabel Hodgins~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~David proposes to Leyla - but will her dark secret allow her to accept? Charity's pleased that her flirting is affecting Cain. Betty helps Lizzie cover up a big mistake.~false~03/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30
Grimefighters~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Series following the work of Britain's clean-up teams. A kebab shop in Wolverhampton comes in for a pasting when Johnny and Faye pay a surprise visit. Fast-talking drain duo Bill and Simon rescue an Essex damsel in distress. In Newcastle, enforcement officer Tracy opens the door to a house of squalor, teddy bears and a thousand creepy crawlies. And a Swindon tunnel reveals some dirty secrets. Narrated by John Sergeant.~false~03/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Ten hopeful contestants compete in the 'fastest finger first' round in a bid for a place in the hotseat opposite Chris Tarrant and the chance to walk away with the top prize.~false~03/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60
7 Days on the Breadline~~3/3~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Last in a three-part series that follows four celebrities as they each take on a challenging role on a Leeds council estate. The famous four are all beginning to realise that seven days is not enough to change people's lives. Austin Healey is the most disappointed - after making inroads with Luke, the boy breaks his bail conditions. Trinny Woodall has organised swimming excercise for Christine, and introduced her to the internet. Mel B has had mixed results but helps the family raise some cash. Keith Allen too has mixed emotions as the family are still in their tiny maisonette, but feels he has tried his best to help.~false~03/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
News at Ten and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Mary Nightingale and Mark Austin present a round-up of the day's news. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.~false~03/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35
Dishing the Dirt~~4/4~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Rebecca Wilcox and Phil Vickery present the series which takes a critical look at Britain's food industry, using undercover footage and expert interviews. The final programme looks at the problem of food poisoning and travels undercover to the Dominican Republic to investigate one of the worst cases in recent times. A thousand hotel guests wents down with salmonella, e-coli, campylobacter and shigella. Plus the Waltham Forest food police are on the trail of a rat infestation at a takeaway.~false~03/11/2009~22:35~23:35~60
In Plain Sight~~9/15 - Who's Bugging Mary?~~Bethany Rooney~Mary McCormack,Frederick Weller,Nichole Hiltz,Paul Ben-Victor,Will McCormack,Todd Williams~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama about a US Marshal. The FBI's Agent O'Connor arrests Brandi on charges of drug trafficking and murder. Insisting her sister is innocent, Mary works to help Brandi while trying to discover the real motive behind O'Connor's actions.~false~03/11/2009~23:35~00:30~55
Guinness Premiership Rugby~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Craig Doyle and Martin Bayfield present the best action from round seven of the Guinness Premiership. Featured games include Champions Leicester against in-form Northampton and struggling Harlequins against local rivals London Irish. Commentary comes from Bob Symonds and Simon Ward.~false~04/11/2009~00:30~01:20~50
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Kate Thornton and the ladies examine the topics of the day and chat to Adrian Mole author Sue Townsend.~false~04/11/2009~01:20~02:10~50
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~true~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.~false~04/11/2009~02:10~03:05~55
ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~04/11/2009~03:05~05:30~145
ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~04/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30
GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Emma Crosby and Ben Shephard. Award-winning hip hop group N'Dubz perform their latest single, and Lucie Cave picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~04/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155
GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~04/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~04/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Today, actress Hermione Norris talks about her return in the hit spy drama Spooks. Sting treats us to a performance of his new single Soul Cake. Plus Phil Vickery in the kitchen, and all the latest showbiz gossip in the news. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~04/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~04/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Today, actress Hermione Norris talks about her return in the hit spy drama Spooks. Sting treats us to a performance of his new single Soul Cake. Plus Phil Vickery in the kitchen, and all the latest showbiz gossip in the news. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~04/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join Andrea McLean and the Loose Ladies for some lunchtime fun and debate as well as celebrity chit chat.~false~04/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60
ITV Lunchtime News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Katie Derham presents a round-up of the news from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather from your region.~false~04/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30
Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Vicky Webb~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson and the team are in Stratford-upon-Avon, where dealers Ian Towning, James Layte and Alison Chapman are on the hunt for some good antique deals. A set of miniature paintings does well at auction.~false~04/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60
The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~The very best of British in the daily chat show with Alan Tichmarsh who has one of the world's biggest music stars as a guest today - Sting. And follow Alan as he cooks for a group of Chelsea Pensioners.~false~04/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60
Midsomer Murders~~2/2 - Things That Go Bump in the Night (Part 2)~~Peter Smith~John Whittle*Philip Martin Brown|James Griss*Garry Cooper|Ronald Burgess*Julian Curry|Sylvia Burgess*Linda Spurrier|Eve Whittle*Kathryn Pogson~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Barnaby and Scott travel to a picturesque village to investigate the murder of an undertaker. There, they discover that the residents are divided by the presence of a spiritualist church run by a medium.~false~04/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60
Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jasper Carrott presents a game of intuition and luck, as contestants try to find which of 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash, while avoiding the killer balls.~false~04/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
Meridian Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather.~false~04/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
ITV Evening News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Mary Nightingale and Mark Austin present a round-up of the news from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.~false~04/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Emmerdale~~~~Piotr Szkopiak~Douglas Potts*Duncan Preston|Ashley Thomas*John Middleton|Laurel Thomas*Charlotte Bellamy|Sally Spode*Sian Reeves|Diane Sugden*Elizabeth Estensen|Andy Sugden*Kelvin Fletcher|Nikhil Sharma*Rik Makarem|Priya Sharma*Effie Woods|Edna Birch*Shirley Stelfox|Aaron Livesy*Danny Miller|Lizzie Lakely*Kitty McGeever|Faye Lamb*Kim Thomson|Ryan Lamb*James Sutton|John Barton*James Thornton|Hannah Barton*Grace Cassidy|Adam Barton*Adam Thomas|Viv Hope*Deena Payne|Bob Hope*Tony Audenshaw|Jamie Hope*Alex Carter|Mark Wylde*Maxwell Caulfield|Maisie Wylde*Alice Coulthard|Natasha Wylde*Amanda Donohoe|Will Wylde*Oscar Lloyd|Brenda Walker*Lesley Dunlop|Gennie Walker*Sian Reese-Williams|Rodney Blackstock*Patrick Mower|Kayleigh Gibbs*Lily Jane Stead|Betty Eagleton*Paula Tilbrook|Adele Allfrey*Tanya Vital|Nicola De Souza*Nicola Wheeler~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Doug is shocked as Leyla reveals the full extent of her deception - but can she tell David? Sally is irritated as her plan backfires and Ashley and Laurel grow closer. Charity ramps up her seduction of Cain.~false~04/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30
UEFA Champions League~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Liverpool's poor start to the season at home and in Europe has given their fans much cause for concern. Lyon were the victors two weeks ago at Anfield, so Rafa Benitez's team must win today's match in France if they are to have any chance of progressing in Europe. Steve Rider presents live from Lyon with former French star Marcel Desailly. Commentary from Clive Tyldesley.~false~04/11/2009~19:30~22:00~150
News at Ten and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Mary Nightingale and Mark Austin present a round-up of the day's news. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.~false~04/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35
UEFA Champions League~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Gabriele Marcotti and Robbie Earle join Jim Rosenthal to review all the week's action from the UEFA Champions League. Tonight's highlights feature Arsenal against the Dutch champions AZ Alkmaar and Liverpool's testing trip to the Stade Gerland to face Lyon.~false~04/11/2009~22:35~00:00~85
Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Action Stations~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Nightwatch goes to action stations with fighter pilots and ground troops on duty in Afghanistan, and we meet the heroes from other conflicts involving British personnel. We also go on board with Air Sea Rescue, and try to earn a place in the world's top aerobatic team, the Red Arrows.~false~05/11/2009~00:00~00:50~50
Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~On patrol with police forces across the country as they continue in their never-ending battle against criminals and law breakers.~false~05/11/2009~00:50~01:45~55
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join Andrea McLean and the Loose Ladies for some lunchtime fun and debate as well as celebrity chit chat.~false~05/11/2009~01:45~02:30~45
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~true~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.~false~05/11/2009~02:30~03:25~55
I'm Paid More than the PM: Tonight~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~As politicians debate how severely to cut public services, Jonathan Maitland investigates some of the eye-watering salaries in the public sector - where some bosses of public services or publicly owned companies earn up to five times more than the Prime Minister. An opinion poll reveals who the public thinks are Britain's most overpaid.~false~05/11/2009~03:25~03:50~25
ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~05/11/2009~03:50~05:30~100
ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~05/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30
GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Emma Crosby and Andrew Castle. US rockers Bon Jovi drop in for a chat and perform their latest single, and Lucie Cave picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~05/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155
GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~05/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~05/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Pop Idol judge and record producer Pete Waterman is in the studio to talk about his new book The Fame Factory. Agony aunt Denise Robertson is on hand with some more sound advice. And Phil Vickery cooks up another scrumptious feast in the kitchen. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~05/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~05/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Pop Idol judge and record producer Pete Waterman is in the studio to talk about his new book The Fame Factory. Agony aunt Denise Robertson is on hand with some more sound advice. And Phil Vickery cooks up another scrumptious feast in the kitchen. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~05/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join Kate Thornton and the girls for a gossip and a look over the big topics of the day. Dropping in today is The Bill actor Graham Cole, aka PC Tony Stamp.~false~05/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60
ITV Lunchtime News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Katie Derham presents a round-up of the news from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather from your region.~false~05/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30
Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Steve Peet~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson is in Monmouth, South Wales, with dealers Michaen Hogben, David Tupman and Karen Dalmeny. Will they manage to seal some real deals with the locals? A diamond and sapphire ring does well at auction.~false~05/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60
The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~The daily chat show that celebrates the very best of British has the one and only Rustie Lee joining Alan today. And there's music from Amy Winehouse's goddaughter Dionne Bromfield who is currently causing a sensation in the music business.~false~05/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60
Midsomer Murders~~1/2 - Dead in the Water (Part 1)~~Renny Rye~Philip Trent*Adrian Lukis|John Parkway*William Scott-Mason|Guy Sweetman*Benedict Blythe|Clare Bonavita*Diana Quick|Hettie Trent*Clemmie Burton-Hill~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~The annual Midsomer Regatta is brought to a standstill when a body is found in the river. It turns out to be that of a noted ladies' man who had been previously seen arguing with friends. As Barnaby and Scott dig into the luxury lifestyles of the rowing set, they discover that money problems and sexual jealousy are rife.~false~05/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60
Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jasper Carrott presents a game of intuition and luck, as contestants try to find which of 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash, while avoiding the killer balls.~false~05/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
Meridian Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather.~false~05/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
ITV Evening News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Mary Nightingale and Mark Austin present a round-up of the news from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.~false~05/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Emmerdale~~~~Piotr Szkopiak~Sian Reeves,Charlotte Bellamy,Mark Charnock,Natalie J Robb,Tom Lister,Emma Atkins~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Sparks fly as Sally chooses not to help when Laurel's life is in danger. Marlon's fascination with Moira grows. Carl increases the pressure on Charity to seal the deal with Cain.~false~05/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30
Countrywise~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Paul Heiney explores Britain, highlighting the best of the ITV regions' countryside programmes. Today he is on the slopes of Glastonbury Tor where he meets a farmer who breeds alpacas. He also tries his hand at dowsing to try to find the magical lines of energy that many believe run through the Tor. Plus a Fenland farmer turned poet, and the skills of Victorian carpenters.~false~05/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30
Emmerdale~~~~Piotr Szkopiak~Emma Atkins,Jeff Hordley,Sian Reeves,John Middleton,Kelvin Fletcher,Charlotte Bellamy~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Charity achieves her goal with Cain - but will it backfire? Sally basks in Ashley's attention after becoming the hero of the hour. The night brings back bad memories for Andy - will he be able to banish them?~false~05/11/2009~20:00~20:30~30
Coronation Street~~~~Tim Dowd~Roy Cropper*David Neilson|Tony Gordon*Gray O'Brien|Gail Platt*Helen Worth|Joe McIntyre*Reece Dinsdale|David Platt*Jack P Shepherd|Kelly Crabtree*Tupele Dorgu|Julie Carp*Katy Cavanagh|Jake*Kenny Doughty|Michelle Connor*Kym Marsh|Ryan Connor*Ben Thompson|Fiz Stape*Jennie McAlpine|Connie Rathbone*Rita May|Molly Dobbs*Vicky Binns|Ben Richardson*Lucien Laviscount|Dev Alahan*Jimmi Harkishin|Eileen Grimshaw*Sue Cleaver|Jason Grimshaw*Ryan Thomas|Bill Webster*Peter Armitage|Jesse Chadwick*John Thomson|Liz McDonald*Beverley Callard|Emily Bishop*Eileen Derbyshire|Graeme Proctor*Craig Gazey|Ted Page*Michael Byrne|Kirk Sutherland*Andrew Whyment|Janice Battersby*Vicky Entwistle|Doctor*Natasha Maxfield~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Roy is determined to expose Tony as a murderer. Gail is concerned for Joe and David's safety as they go off on a fishing trip. How will Simon get along with his new granddad?~false~05/11/2009~20:30~21:00~30
The Bill~~~~Paul Wroblewski~Insp Dale Smith*Alex Walkinshaw|PC Leon Taylor*Dominic Power|Lily Wright*Lauren Taylor|Gavin Downey*Roland Manookian|PC Nate Roberts*Ben Richards|PC Tony Stamp*Graham Cole|PC Benjamin Gayle*Micah Balfour|PC Sally Armstrong*Ali Bastian|DI Neil Manson*Andrew Lancel|CSE Eddie Olosunje*Jason Barnett|Charles Greene*Bill Thomas|Cheryl Dane*Trudi Jackson|Sgt Callum Stone*Sam Callis|PC Mel Ryder*Rhea Bailey|Jon Downey*Adam Leese|Dean Gibson*Oliver Coleman|Colin Wright*Jem Wall~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~That poor little mite Chelsea Wright. You'll remember she's already been abducted and has been beaten up, apparently by her own father. Now she's been carted off to hospital in a coma and with a nasty cut on her head because, her distraught mum Lily says, she accidentally fell out of a highchair. And she's only 18 months old. To PC Leon Taylor and the rest of the officers at Sun Hill it's immediately obvious that the dad - Gavin - had something to do with it. Certainly forensics seem to back up their theory that it wasn't the simple accident Lily described. But if Gavin was the one who injured little Chelsea, why would Lily protect him? "You thought your last day would be an easy one, did you Stampy?" says Inspector Smith to his long-serving colleague, who's about to start a new job as a police advanced driving instructor at Hendon. "If you hadn't got a result on this," Tony replies, "I might have had to put a few more years in." As farewells go, it's incredibly low-key. 
 
 Radio Times reviewer - Jane Rackham ~true~05/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
News at Ten and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Mary Nightingale and Mark Austin present a round-up of the day's news. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.~false~05/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35
Piers Morgan's Life Stories: Dannii Minogue~~4/6~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Piers Morgan meets X Factor star Dannii Minogue who gives her most revealing interview yet. She talks openly about helping her sister battle cancer, her love life and what it is really like being a judge on Britain's most talked about show.~false~05/11/2009~22:35~23:35~60
October Road~~1/6 - Pilot~~Gary Fleder~Bryan Greenberg,Laura Prepon,Warren Christie,Brad William Henke,Evan Jones,Jay Paulson~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~New US drama series. Ten years after leaving his hometown of Knights Ridge, Nick Garrett returns to teach a one-day course at the local college, hoping that he will also be able to catch up on what has happened since he has been gone. But his homecoming will not be a smooth one, because Nick wrote a best-selling novel based on his former friends, and he does not know how they reacted. Can he confront his past demons and move on with his life?~false~05/11/2009~23:35~00:30~55
Motorsport UK~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~A double-header from the Ginetta G50 Cup as the title battle hots up. Louise Goodman introduces the action from Rockingham, with commentary by John Hindhaugh and Simon Hill.~false~06/11/2009~00:30~01:15~45
The Cosby Mysteries~~The Fine Art of Murder~~~Bill Cosby,James Naughton,Dante Smith Beze,Lynn Whitfield,Robert Stanton,Simon Jones~false~false~false~true~false~false~true~false~~~Drama~Drama series featuring the adventures of a criminologist turned private eye. Guy is lured into helping a jealous husband plan the perfect crime.~false~06/11/2009~01:15~02:10~55
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join Kate Thornton and the girls for a gossip and a look over the big topics of the day. Dropping in today is The Bill actor Graham Cole, aka PC Tony Stamp.~false~06/11/2009~02:10~02:55~45
ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~06/11/2009~02:55~05:30~155
ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~06/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30
GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Emma Crosby and Andrew Castle. Peter Andre performs his latest single Unconditional, and Lucie Cave picks the best of the weekend's TV.~false~06/11/2009~06:00~09:25~205
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~06/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes. French super-chef Jean-Christophe Novelli will be cooking up a storm in the kitchen. And fashion expert Jason Gardiner looks at some of the latest styles hitting the rails on the high street. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~06/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~06/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes. French super-chef Jean-Christophe Novelli will be cooking up a storm in the kitchen. And fashion expert Jason Gardiner looks at some of the latest styles hitting the rails on the high street. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~06/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Andrea McLean and the Loose Ladies cast their eye over the hot topics of the day and enjoy some celebrity chit chat.~false~06/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60
ITV Lunchtime News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Katie Derham presents a round-up of the news from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather from your region.~false~06/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30
Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Vicky Webb~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson is in Wilmslow, where dealers David Hakeney, Cheryl Brown and David Ford are looking for local antiques. But will the local people take their money or choose to gamble at auction? Some Beatrix Potter animals do well in the saleroom.~false~06/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60
The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~The daily chat show celebrating the very best of British has Spandau Ballet star Gary Kemp joining Alan today. Crossroads actress Sue Hanson reminisces about the legendary soap, and there's music from a new act called The Soldiers. Plus all Alan's gardening tips for the weekend.~false~06/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60
Midsomer Murders~~2/2 - Dead in the Water (Part 2)~~Renny Rye~Vic Lynton*Mark Frost|Henry Charlton*Owain Yeoman|Ivan Hawkins*Sean Baker|Mrs Sharp*Janet Brown|Freddie Bonavita*Jack Klaff~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~The annual Midsomer Regatta is brought to a standstill when a body is found in the river. It turns out to be that of a noted ladies' man who had been previously seen arguing with friends. As Barnaby and Scott dig into the luxury lifestyles of the rowing set, they discover that money problems and sexual jealousy are rife.~false~06/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60
Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jasper Carrott presents a game of intuition and luck, as contestants try to find which of 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash, while avoiding the killer balls.~false~06/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
Meridian Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather.~false~06/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
ITV Evening News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Mary Nightingale and Mark Austin present a round-up of the news from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.~false~06/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Emmerdale~~~~Henry Foster~Sian Reeves,Charlotte Bellamy,Emma Atkins,Jeff Hordley,Paula Tilbrook,Kitty McGeever~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~A cunning Sally spikes Laurel's drinks - and ruins her anniversary night. Charity and Cain come to blows over cash. Betty resigns from her job and takes the blame for Lizzie's mistake.~false~06/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30
Coronation Street~~~~Tim Dowd~Tyrone Dobbs*Alan Halsall|Jack Duckworth*William Tarmey|Maria Connor*Samia Smith|Hayley Cropper*Julie Hesmondhalgh|George*Anthony Valentine |Eve Sabina*Franklyn|Peter Barlow*Chris Gascoyne|Simon Barlow*Alex Bain|Leanne Battersby*Jane Danson|Ken Barlow*William Roache |Deirdre Barlow*Anne Kirkbride|Blanche Hunt*Maggie Jones|Zoe*Kirsty-Leigh Porter|Tina McIntyre*Michelle Keegan|Norris Cole*Malcolm Hebden|Horace*Robert Maxfield|Freda*Ali Briggs|Sally Webster*Sally Whittaker~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~After wicked Tony's deathbed confession last week, dear, hapless Roy is undergoing agonies of indecision of Hamlet proportions. Instead of roaming the ramparts of Elsinore, he's examining his conscience in the prosaic surroundings of Roy's Rolls. Roy wants to contact the police, though he's talked out of this by Hayley, who is certain Tony, his life dangling by a thread after a heart attack, admitted he'd organised Liam's murder only because he was off his head on painkillers. Corrie is playing its cards close to its chest with this story, so the outcome is cloaked in a miasma of secrecy. Suffice to say Roy looks set to be tested to his limits. Elsewhere, there's happy news for Gail when boyfriend Joe proposes. Here's hoping she has better luck with him than with previous spouses. 
 
 Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham ~true~06/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30
Could the Internet Make You Rich: Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Could the internet be your route to making a fortune? Jonathan Maitland meets the entrepreneurs who are using the latest technology to forge new careers and create new opportunities.~false~06/11/2009~20:00~20:30~30
Coronation Street~~~~Tim Dowd~David Neilson,Gray O'Brien,Reece Dinsdale,Helen Worth,William Roache,Anthony Valentine~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Will Roy push Tony too far? Joe proposes to Gail! The tension rises between Ken and George.~true~06/11/2009~20:30~21:00~30
Benidorm~~6/6~~Sandy Johnson~Troy*Paul Bazely|Martin Weedon*Nicholas Burns|Mateo*Jake Canuso|Kate*Abigail Cruttenden|Jacqueline Stewart*Janine Duvitski|Janice Garvey*Siobhan Finneran|Chantelle Garvey*Hannah Hobley|Mel*Geoffrey Hutchings|Donald Stewart*Kenny Ireland|Noreen*Elsie Kelly|Mick Garvey*Steve Pemberton|Madge*Sheila Reid|Gavin*Hugh Sachs|Janey York*Crissy Rock|Michael Garvey*Oliver Stokes|The Oracle*Johnny Vegas|Deputy Mayor*Keith Barron|Wink McAndrew*Stuart McGugan|Jamie*Ashley Kumar|Shaun Foster-Conley*Himself|Diego Martinez*Christof Jensen Roche~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sitcom~With special guest star Keith Barron. Practical joker Wink McAndrew, an old friend of Donald's, checks in - but Jacqueline is concerned for the consequences. The Oracle tells his mum Noreen he wants to move away from home. Martin asks Kate to take him back. Madge and Mel decide they want to stay on in Benidorm and pursue a new business interest - but they have to convince the Mayor to give them permission first.~false~06/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
News at Ten and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~Mary Nightingale and Mark Austin present a round-up of the day's news. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.~false~06/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35
The Witches of Eastwick~~~1987~George Miller (2)~Daryl Van Horne*Jack Nicholson|Alexandra Medford*Cher|Jane Spofford*Susan Sarandon|Sukie Ridgemont*Michelle Pfeiffer|Felicia Alden*Veronica Cartwright|Clyde Alden*Richard Jenkins|Walter Neff*Keith Jochim|Fidel*Carel Struycken|Mrs Biddie*Helen Biddie~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~4~18~Film~This raunchy metaphor for the battle between the sexes from Mad Max director George Miller soars with inspired lunacy, as three romance-starved suburban women dabble in off-white magic and some offbeat chandelier swinging. While Jack Nicholson dominates this spellbinding adaptation of John Updike's ironic bestseller as the horny little devil, the luminous female talent (Cher, Susan Sarandon and Michelle Pfeiffer) almost matches him in a charming sensual fantasy that's slightly overloaded with needless special effects.  ~true~06/11/2009~22:35~00:50~135
Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~On patrol with police forces across the country as they continue in their never-ending battle against criminals and law breakers.~false~07/11/2009~00:50~01:35~45
Double Bill~~~2003~Rachel Talalay~Bill Goodman*Peter Gallagher|Rose Goodman*Cheryl Hines|Charlie Goodman*Dervla Kirwan|Frank*Donnelly Rhodes|Phyllis*Janet Wright|Molly Goodman*Brittany Tiplady|Bruno*Terry Chen|Bianca*Carly Pope~false~true~false~true~true~false~true~false~2~~Film~A respected marriage counsellor practices bigamy to keep his relationships fresh in this limp and predictable TV-movie comedy. Peter Gallagher is well cast as the deceitful charmer who plays the perfect husband for a wife in New York (Cheryl Hines) and another in London (Dervla Kirwan). But, naturally, it's not long before his double lives are revealed, leaving his sketchily drawn spouses seeking revenge. Having set itself up as an agreeably spirited farce, the film is sadly weighed down by too many forced attempts to be witty. The dialogue becomes clogged with the sort of aphorisms and statistics you'd find in the average self-help book, causing events to lose their fizz and become increasingly contrived. ~false~07/11/2009~01:35~03:05~90
ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~07/11/2009~03:05~05:30~145
ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~07/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30
Jim Jam and Sunny~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When brother and sister Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, the fun begins when their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with.~false~07/11/2009~06:00~06:15~15
Boblins~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Adventures with The Boblins, the kind, loving and mischievous characters who live in the colourful land of Rainbow's End.~false~07/11/2009~06:15~06:25~10
Engie Benjy~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures with the helpful chap and his faithful dog Jollop.~false~07/11/2009~06:25~06:35~10
Odd-Jobbers~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Odd-Jobbers is the tale of the Mendits, four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a little village called Patchville. There are the brothers Osimo, Bitz and Bob, and their cousin Mia. They run a small odd-jobbing business in Patchville - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small or odd for them.~false~07/11/2009~06:35~06:45~10
Fireman Sam~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy.~false~07/11/2009~06:45~07:00~15
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Mickey and his friends encourage preschoolers at home to solve problems and overcome obstacles through exciting interactive adventures.~false~07/11/2009~07:00~07:25~25
Kid vs Kat~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When ten-year old Coop Burtonburger's spoilt little sister Millie brings home a mysterious stray cat, his idyllic life is turned upside down. Coop soon discovers Kat is more than just a scrawny, purple, hairless pet - he's also a super-smart, conniving mastermind who dislikes Coop with a vengeance!~false~07/11/2009~07:25~07:45~20
Jimmy Two Shoes~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Join thrill-seeking optimist Jimmy and his best friends Heloise and Beezy in their attempts to bring fun and adventure to Miseryville, the most miserable place around.~false~07/11/2009~07:45~08:10~25
Batman: The Brave and the Bold~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series in which Batman works with other heroes from the DC Universe to solve crime and foil super-villains.~false~07/11/2009~08:10~08:50~40
SpongeBob SquarePants~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cartoon about an accident-prone sea sponge who works in a fast-food restaurant and has adventures with his friends Patrick Starfish, Squidward and others.~false~07/11/2009~08:50~09:25~35
CITV:Horrid Henry~~Perfect Peter Pumps Up~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When Bossy Bill turns up to make Peter's life a misery, Henry decides to step in and play big brother for real.~false~07/11/2009~09:25~09:40~15
CITV:Scratch 'n' Sniff's Den of Doom~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The only show where contestants have to guess the nursery rhyme played from Scratch's trumping backside or face a deadly fall into the Den of Doom. Be scared, be very scared!~false~07/11/2009~09:40~10:10~30
CITV:Art Attack~~~~Richard Bradley~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Join Neil Buchanan for more top arty tips. Today he demonstrates how to turn ordinary writing into 'mega words', fashions beautiful and handy sculptures with an Indian twist, gets creative with poppy seeds for a Big Art Attack and shows how to form a rock band.~false~07/11/2009~10:10~10:35~25
CITV:Tricky Quickies~~Water Feature~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Stephen Mulhern presents a short spin-off programme from Tricky TV.~false~07/11/2009~10:35~10:40~5
Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure~~~2003~Mario Piluso~Charlotte*Julia Duffy|Wilbur*David Berón|Templeton / Lurvy*Charlie Adler [Charles Adler]|Nellie*Amanda Bynes|Joy*Anndi McAfee|Aranea*Maria Bamford|Cardigan*Harrison Chad|Farley*Rob Paulsen~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~false~2~U~Film~Thirty years after Hanna-Barbera adapted EB White's beloved novel about a kindly spider, Paramount released this underwhelming animated sequel. Wilbur the pig returns to search for a black lamb named Cardigan, after he's sold by Farmer Zuckerman. But his travelling companions are nowhere near as charming as Charlotte, even though Templeton the rat is joined by the brightly barneted spider siblings Nellie, Joy and Aranea. A handful of songs perk up the action, but they pale beside those the Sherman brothers penned for the original animation. Younger viewers should be happy enough, but this is unworthy of its illustrious title. Luckily, a better live-action version (with Dakota Fanning) came along three years later.~false~07/11/2009~10:40~12:15~95
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~07/11/2009~12:15~12:20~5
FA Cup Live: Paulton Rovers v Norwich~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Matt Smith is at Winterfield Road for live coverage of the first-round tie between non-league Paulton Rovers and Norwich City. Bristol-based Rovers are the lowest-ranked side left in the competition and their League One opponents were a Premier League side four years ago.~false~07/11/2009~12:20~14:50~150
Athletes Do the Funniest Things~~~~Jane Littlewood~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Stephen Mulhern presents a showcase of hilarious home video clips and incredible stories from the world of sport. Meet Britain's oldest football referee and a boxing pensioner, plus take a front row seat for upside-down underwater ice hockey and skyscraper football.~false~07/11/2009~14:50~15:50~60
Meridian News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather.~false~07/11/2009~15:50~16:05~15
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith~~~2005~George Lucas~Obi-Wan Kenobi*Ewan McGregor|Anakin Skywalker / Lord Darth Vader*Hayden Christensen|Senator Amidala / Padm頎aberrie-Skywalker*Natalie Portman|Supreme Chancellor Palpatine *Ian McDiarmid|Mace Windu*Samuel L Jackson|Count Dooku / Darth Tyrannus*Christopher Lee|C-3PO *Anthony Daniels|R2-D2*Kenny Baker (2)|Chewbacca*Peter Mayhew|Yoda*Frank Oz|Darth Vader*James Earl Jones|Senator Bail Organa*Jimmy Smits|Mon Mothma*Genevieve O'Reilly|Jar Jar Binks*Ahmed Best|Owen Lars*Joel Edgerton|Governor Sio Bibble*Oliver Ford Davies|Commander Cody *Temuera Morrison|Queen of Naboo*Keisha Castle-Hughes|Tion Medon*Bruce Spence|Nee Alavar*Rena Owen|Captain Colton*Jeremy Bulloch|Captain Antilles*Rohan Nichol|General Grievous*Matthew Wood~true~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~12~Film~The Star Wars saga finally concludes 28 years after the original instalment first hit cinemas and created a phenomenon. With the story's outcome predetermined, this crucial and much anticipated segment details how and why dedicated Jedi knight Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) turned away from good to become the evil Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader. Given that this involves fairly serious issues - love, loyalty, jealousy, betrayal - you'd expect an emotionally intense film. However, writer/director George Lucas's ridiculous dialogue and unconvincing plot developments play like second-rate soap opera, almost robbing this epic of pathos and tension. As a consequence, the actors struggle to animate their underwritten characters, especially Christensen, who lacks the charisma to inhabit such a vital role. Fortunately, the superb visuals and many exciting lightsaber duels save the day, easily surpassing the previous two episodes in terms of breathtaking spectacle. It might not be quite the mind-blowing finale that die-hard fans were hoping for, but at least there is enough here to make the spine tingle.~true~07/11/2009~16:05~17:15~70
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~07/11/2009~17:15~17:30~15
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith~~~2005~George Lucas~Obi-Wan Kenobi*Ewan McGregor|Anakin Skywalker / Lord Darth Vader*Hayden Christensen|Senator Amidala / Padmé Naberrie-Skywalker*Natalie Portman|Supreme Chancellor Palpatine *Ian McDiarmid|Mace Windu*Samuel L Jackson|Count Dooku / Darth Tyrannus*Christopher Lee|C-3PO *Anthony Daniels|R2-D2*Kenny Baker (2)|Chewbacca*Peter Mayhew|Yoda*Frank Oz|Darth Vader*James Earl Jones|Senator Bail Organa*Jimmy Smits|Mon Mothma*Genevieve O'Reilly|Jar Jar Binks*Ahmed Best|Owen Lars*Joel Edgerton|Governor Sio Bibble*Oliver Ford Davies|Commander Cody *Temuera Morrison|Queen of Naboo*Keisha Castle-Hughes|Tion Medon*Bruce Spence|Nee Alavar*Rena Owen|Captain Colton*Jeremy Bulloch|Captain Antilles*Rohan Nichol|General Grievous*Matthew Wood~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~12~Film~The Star Wars saga finally concludes 28 years after the original instalment first hit cinemas and created a phenomenon. With the story's outcome predetermined, this crucial and much anticipated segment details how and why dedicated Jedi knight Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) turned away from good to become the evil Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader. Given that this involves fairly serious issues - love, loyalty, jealousy, betrayal - you'd expect an emotionally intense film. However, writer/director George Lucas's ridiculous dialogue and unconvincing plot developments play like second-rate soap opera, almost robbing this epic of pathos and tension. As a consequence, the actors struggle to animate their underwritten characters, especially Christensen, who lacks the charisma to inhabit such a vital role. Fortunately, the superb visuals and many exciting lightsaber duels save the day, easily surpassing the previous two episodes in terms of breathtaking spectacle. It might not be quite the mind-blowing finale that die-hard fans were hoping for, but at least there is enough here to make the spine tingle.~false~07/11/2009~17:30~19:00~90
New You've Been Framed!~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Harry Hill showcases more of the funniest footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones. Today's episode features a dog versus crocodile showdown, as well as a golf kart Grand Prix and a host of practical jokes.~false~07/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30
Harry Hill's TV Burp~~~~Peter Orton~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Harry Hill is back for another batch of top-drawer skits, clips and quips based on the best of the week's TV. There is no way of knowing which shows have caught the big-collared comic's eye this time - but you can be sure no potential funnies from your favourite shows will go unnoticed!~false~07/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30
The X Factor~~~~Jonathan Bullen~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~The battle for the crown continues as the eight remaining acts step onto Britain's biggest stage for the fifth live show. Each of the performers will be hoping to impress the voting audience at home as well as judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Dannii Minogue and Louis Walsh. Host Dermot O'Leary will be on hand to deal with the war of words as the judges give their views on each performance and defend their singers. Next time, one act will be leaving the competition.~false~07/11/2009~20:00~21:35~95
Piers Morgan's Life Stories: Ronnie Corbett~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Comedy legend Ronnie Corbett tells the story of his incredible 50 years in show business to Piers Morgan. From the tragic death of his comedy partner Ronnie Barker to the reason why he has not been able to tell his wife he loves her, this is a fascinating and revealing interview with one of Britain's best loved entertainers.~false~07/11/2009~21:35~22:35~60
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~07/11/2009~22:35~22:50~15
FA Cup Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~The FA Cup first round always produces shocks and heroes, as non-league teams seek to upset opponents from Leagues One and Two. Ned Boulting and Robbie Earle analyse the day's action, including Stourbridge v Walsall and Bromley v Colchester.~false~07/11/2009~22:50~00:20~90
Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~On patrol with police forces across the country as they continue in their never-ending battle against criminals and law breakers.~false~08/11/2009~00:20~01:10~50
DC Sniper: 23 Days of Fear~~~2003~Tom McLoughlin~Charles Moose*Charles S Dutton|Douglas Duncan*Jay O Sanders|John Muhammad*Bobby Hosea|John Lee Malvo*Trent Cameron|Sandy Moose*Helen Shaver|Lieutenant Jacobs*Tom O'Brien|Mildred Muhammad*Charlayne Woodard|Agent Tremain*Garwin Sanford~false~true~false~true~true~false~true~false~2~12~Film~Made with indecent haste after the Washington sniper killings of October 2002, this TV movie predated the trial that saw John Allen Muhammad and his teenage accomplice, John Lee Malvo, found guilty of the murders. Consequently, the action has been pieced together from news bulletins and press reports and consistently feels like a hack job - which is bitingly ironic, considering that the recurring theme of director Tom McLoughlin's reconstruction is the media's lack of responsibility in reporting a sensational story. Charles S Dutton attempts to instil the proceedings with a little gravitas as Montgomery County's police chief, Charles Moose, but he's fighting a losing battle. ~false~08/11/2009~01:10~02:40~90
Crossing Jordan~~Skin and Bone~~~Jill Hennessy,Miguel Ferrer,Ravi Kapoor,Kathryn Hahn,Steve Valentine~false~false~false~true~false~false~true~false~~~Drama~Crime drama series about a Boston medical examiner. The team find themselves in danger when Woody uncovers a mass grave filled with the bodies of mobsters.~false~08/11/2009~02:40~03:30~50
ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~08/11/2009~03:30~05:30~120
ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~08/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30
Jim Jam and Sunny~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When brother and sister Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, the fun begins when their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with.~false~08/11/2009~06:00~06:15~15
Boblins~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Adventures with The Boblins, the kind, loving and mischievous characters who live in the colourful land of Rainbow's End.~false~08/11/2009~06:15~06:25~10
Engie Benjy~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures with the helpful chap and his faithful dog Jollop.~false~08/11/2009~06:25~06:35~10
Odd-Jobbers~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Odd-Jobbers is the tale of the Mendits, four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a little village called Patchville. There are the brothers Osimo, Bitz and Bob, and their cousin Mia. They run a small odd-jobbing business in Patchville - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small or odd for them.~false~08/11/2009~06:35~06:45~10
Fluffy Gardens~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool animation following the adventures of Floella the fruitbat, Paolo the cat and Mr Johnson the Panda.~false~08/11/2009~06:45~07:00~15
Dora the Explorer~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Vamonos! Dora the Explorer is back with more adventures.~false~08/11/2009~07:00~07:25~25
Kid vs Kat~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures of a ten-year-old boy who is constantly at war with a megalomaniacal sphinx cat. The life of Coop Burtonburger is turned upside down when his spoilt little sister brings home a mysterious stray cat. Coop quickly discovers that Kat is a super-smart mastermind with diabolical plans, and realises that only he can expose the ferocious feline and save the world!~false~08/11/2009~07:25~07:45~20
Dork Hunters from Outer Space~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Using Earth as their base, the Dorks have a plan to take over the universe - but they haven't considered the unlikely heroes who happen to be in the right place at the right time - the Dork Hunters from Outer Space! The fate of the universe now rests in the hands of three teenage aliens and two Earthlings. Our heroes must save the galaxy while struggling to cope with life as average teenagers, but they also have to handle taking their orders from a goldfish!~false~08/11/2009~07:45~08:10~25
Chop Socky Chooks~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures of a team of chickens, trained in the martial arts, who lead the fight against the evil Dr Wasabi, a mutated piranha and the leader of the chimp army.~false~08/11/2009~08:10~08:50~40
SpongeBob SquarePants~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cartoon about an accident-prone sea sponge who works in a fast-food restaurant and has adventures with his friends Patrick Starfish, Squidward and others.~false~08/11/2009~08:50~09:25~35
FA Cup Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~The FA Cup first round always produces shocks and heroes, as non-league teams seek to upset opponents from Leagues One and Two. Ned Boulting and Robbie Earle analyse the day's action, including Stourbridge v Walsall and Bromley v Colchester.~false~08/11/2009~09:25~10:55~90
Coronation Street Omnibus~~~~Tim Dowd~David Neilson,Gray O'Brien,Chris Gascoyne,Reece Dinsdale,Helen Worth,Anthony Valentine~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Roy is determined to expose Tony as a murderer. A shocked Peter is confronted by someone claiming to be from his past. Joe proposes to Gail.~false~08/11/2009~10:55~13:10~135
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~08/11/2009~13:10~13:15~5
FA Cup Live: Northwich Victoria v Charlton~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Matt Smith presents live coverage from the Victoria Stadium, as Northwich Victoria from the Blue Square North League fancy their chances of an FA Cup giant-killing act in their first-round tie against League One title contenders Charlton Athletic. The match is followed by the draw for the second round live from Wembley.~false~08/11/2009~13:15~15:50~155
Octopussy~~~1983~John Glen~James Bond*Roger Moore|Octopussy*Maud Adams|Kamal*Louis Jourdan|Magda*Kristina Wayborn|Gobinda*Kabir Bedi|General Orlov*Steven Berkoff|One of twins*David Meyer|One of twins*Tony Meyer|Vijay*Vijay Amritraj|"Q"*Desmond Llewelyn|"M"*Robert Brown|Gogol*Walter Gotell|Minister of Defence*Geoffrey Keen|009*Andy Bradford|Miss Moneypenny*Lois Maxwell~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~PG~Film~Adapted from the Ian Fleming stories Octopussy and The Property of a Lady, this was the 13th Bond movie and it's possibly the most frivolous in the series to date (it's certainly the most careless). The plot meanders all over the place, as Roger Moore follows glamorous smuggler Maud Adams and renegade Soviet general Steven Berkoff across India and Central Europe. All the usual gadgets are on view (although even they aren't quite up to Q's usual standard), but director John Glen (editor and second unit director on several earlier entries) never quite seems in control of either the breathless action or the overly glib dialogue. ~false~08/11/2009~15:50~18:15~145
Meridian News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather.~false~08/11/2009~18:15~18:30~15
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~08/11/2009~18:30~18:45~15
Harry Hill's TV Burp~~~~Peter Orton~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Harry Hill is back for another batch of top-drawer skits, clips and quips based on the best of the week's TV. There is no way of knowing which shows have caught the big-collared comic's eye this time - but you can be sure no potential funnies from your favourite shows will go unnoticed!~false~08/11/2009~18:45~19:15~30
All Star Family Fortunes~~~~John L Spencer~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Gameshow in which two celebrities and their families battle it out to win big money for the charity of their choice. Today Lesley Dunlop and clan take on John Barrowman and family. Will host Vernon Kay manage to get a word in around the high energy and hilarity of the Barrowmans?~false~08/11/2009~19:15~20:00~45
The X Factor~~~~Jonathan Bullen~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Dermot O'Leary hosts the live results show. The remaining performers will be on tenterhooks as the results of the public vote are revealed, as the two acts with the lowest number of votes must sing for their survival in the final showdown. Who will judges Simon Cowell, Dannii Minogue, Cheryl Cole and Louis Walsh choose to send home? Plus there is a live performance from another musical megastar.~false~08/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60
Doc Martin~~The Wrong Goodbye~~Ben Bolt~Martin Clunes,Caroline Catz,Lia Williams,Stephanie Cole,Ian McNeice,Katherine Parkinson~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~The preparations for Martin's departure are nearly complete, and he is surprised by the number of patients coming to see him on the last day before his surgery closes. Edith visits to say she will see him in London. Taxi driver Tommy is complaining of migraines, but Martin does not realise their significance until Tommy's wife Tasha collapses with the same symptoms during the Harbour Day celebrations. Tommy is driving the heavily pregnant Louisa to a routine hospital appointment - and Martin realises that Louisa may be in serious danger.~false~08/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~08/11/2009~22:00~22:15~15
The Words of War~~~~Paula Lichtarowicz~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~To commemorate the end of the Great War, letters, diaries and poems depicting first-hand accounts of life in the trenches are read by serving soldiers, relatives and public figures. Interwoven with archive images of the war, the accounts tell of the optimism felt in 1914, the horrors of trench warfare, and of Europe's exhausted armistice four years later.~false~08/11/2009~22:15~23:15~60
FA Cup Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~The first round of the FA Cup sees 32 non-league teams in action, all hoping to emerge as this year's giant-killers. Ned Boulting and Robbie Earle review the weekend's action including Northwich Victoria v Charlton Athletic.~false~08/11/2009~23:15~00:00~45
UEFA Champions League Weekly~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~A regular round-up of all the action and big name interviews, featuring the biggest stars from European football's premier club competition - the UEFA Champions League.~false~09/11/2009~00:00~00:30~30
Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Emergency~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Steve Scott goes on board and on the scene with fire crews, paramedics, ambulance teams, doctors and nurses as they make split-second, life-or-death decisions and fight to save lives.~false~09/11/2009~00:30~01:35~65
Kojak~~Dead on His Feet~~~Telly Savalas,Dan Frazer,Kevin Dobson,Harry Guardino~false~false~false~true~false~false~true~false~~~Drama~Police drama series. A terminally ill detective forms a personal vendetta against his late partner's murderer.~false~09/11/2009~01:35~02:25~50
Could the Internet Make You Rich: Tonight~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Could the internet be your route to making a fortune? Jonathan Maitland meets the entrepreneurs who are using the latest technology to forge new careers and create new opportunities.~false~09/11/2009~02:25~02:55~30
ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~09/11/2009~02:55~05:30~155
ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~09/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30
GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Penny Smith and Ben Shephard. Richard Arnold picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~09/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155
GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~09/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~09/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Rock icons Bon Jovi chat and perform in the studio. Comedian Dara O'Briain drops in to talk about his new book. Plus there is all the backstage gossip from the weekend's X Factor shows, and Soap Queen Sharon Marshall will be previewing this week's explosive soap storylines. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~09/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~09/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Rock icons Bon Jovi chat and perform in the studio. Comedian Dara O'Briain drops in to talk about his new book. Plus there is all the backstage gossip from the weekend's X Factor shows, and Soap Queen Sharon Marshall will be previewing this week's explosive soap storylines. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~09/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun.~false~09/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60
ITV Lunchtime News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news headlines from around the world, a national weather forecast and a round-up of news and weather in your region.~false~09/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30
Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Jake Senior~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson and the team are in Doncaster, where dealers Brenda Haller, Simon Schneider and Mike Melody are hoping to clinch some top antiques deals. Simon pays big money for an Austrian clock.~false~09/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60
The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~More afternoon chat with Alan Titchmarsh. His guests today are actress Sylvia Syms and broadcaster John Sergeant. Plus there is music from Mr Hudson.~false~09/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60
Midsomer Murders~~Orchis Fatalis (Part 1)~~Peter Smith~John Nettles,John Hopkins,Jane Wymark,Laura Howard,Barry Jackson,Marty Cruickshank~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~When one of the world's rarest orchids is smuggled illegally into Midsomer Malham, it triggers a catalogue of passion, jealousy and death. Barnaby and Scott must find the flower - and the person prepared to commit murder in order to get their hands on it.~false~09/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60
Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jasper Carrott presents a game of intuition and luck, as contestants try to find which of 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash, while avoiding the killer balls.~false~09/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
Meridian Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather.~false~09/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
ITV Evening News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of all the day's headline news, plus a national weather forecast.~false~09/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Emmerdale~~~~Henry Foster~Rokhsaneh Ghawam-Shahidi,Matthew Wolfenden,Sian Reeves,John Middleton,Charlotte Bellamy,Carolin Stoltz~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Leyla's confession leaves David reeling. Sally's plans backfire as Ashley and Laurel are reconciled. A mysterious figure arrives in the village.~false~09/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30
Coronation Street~~~~John Anderson~David Neilson,Gray O'Brien,Samia Smith,Julie Hesmondhalgh,Reece Dinsdale,Helen Worth~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Will Roy force Tony to confess to Maria? Hayley's new job causes friction at Underworld. Joe is shocked by an unexpected visitor.~false~09/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30
Kym Marsh - Born Too Soon: Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Following the death of her son Archie, Coronation Street actress Kym Marsh asks why so many women have premature babies and questions whether the NHS could do more to tackle the problem.~false~09/11/2009~20:00~20:30~30
Coronation Street~~~~John Anderson~David Neilson,Gray O'Brien,Reece Dinsdale,Andrew Whyment,Jennie McAlpine,Jonathan Dixon~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Roy is determined to crack Tony. Joe is threatened by a dangerous caller. Kirk arranges a big surprise for Fiz.~false~09/11/2009~20:30~21:00~30
Collision~~~~Marc Evans~Douglas Henshall,Jo Woodcock,Christopher Fulford,Pip Torrens,Dean Lennox Kelly,Craig Kelly~false~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~~~Drama~New gripping drama. Troubled police detective John Tolin returns to work after an extended period of leave, but his first day back throws up a complicated case involving a shocking road traffic accident. The victims include a multimillionaire with a pack of lawyers, a young black woman whose over-protective father is crying racism and a PA with a dangerous secret. Can Tolin untangle the events and discover the twists of fate that led these strangers to the accident?~false~09/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
News at Ten and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news headlines from around the world, a national weather forecast and a round-up of the day's news and weather in your region.~false~09/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35
The Time Machine~~~2002~Simon Wells, Gore Verbinski~Professor Alexander Hartdegen*Guy Pearce|Mara*Samantha Mumba|Uber-Morlock*Jeremy Irons|Vox*Orlando Jones|Dr David Philby*Mark Addy|Emma*Sienna Guillory|Mrs Watchit*Phyllida Law|Kalen*Omero Mumba|Flower store worker*Alan Young~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~2~PG~Film~People of a certain age will always have a soft spot for director George Pal's 1960 adaptation of HG Wells's The Time Machine. It remains an innovative sci-fi staple and, fittingly, a time capsule of imaginative rather than effects-laden film-making. What will this dull, philosophically fudged and digitally dependent remake say about the early 21st-century when seen in the future? Chiefly, that we can't tell a tried and tested yarn - Victorian inventor travels 800,000 years forward in time and finds that a post-apocalyptic civilisation has divided into a two-tier caste system - without recourse to standard action-movie heroics. A hollow-cheeked Guy Pearce tries hard to inhabit the character of the driven Professor Hartdegen, but the minute he arrives in the future he strips to the waist and shows off his far from professorial pecs to pop singer Samantha Mumba - whose Dublin accent might have been reined in by a more experienced director than Simon Wells. Also, as the great-grandson of the esteemed author, Wells might have had more nous than to include the postmodern comic interlude in a future library where holographic archivist Orlando Jones gently mocks both the book and previous film.~false~09/11/2009~22:35~00:20~105
Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Mystery~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Steve Scott opens the casebooks on Britain's most notorious murders, infamous criminals and unsolved mysteries, as he reveals some of the darkest secrets in crime history.~false~10/11/2009~00:20~01:15~55
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun.~false~10/11/2009~01:15~02:05~50
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~true~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.~false~10/11/2009~02:05~03:00~55
ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~10/11/2009~03:00~05:30~150
ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~10/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30
GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Penny Smith and Ben Shephard. David Walliams talks about his new children's book Mr Stink, and Richard Arnold picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~10/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155
GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~10/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~10/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Phillip and Holly are joined by last year's X Factor runners-up JLS, who treat us to a performance of their new single. Tennis champion Serena Williams chats about her new autobiography and life as a sporting icon. Alison Hammond catches up with Donny and Marie Osmond. And Dr Chris Steele delves behind all the latest medical headlines. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~10/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~10/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Phillip and Holly are joined by last year's X Factor runners-up JLS, who treat us to a performance of their new single. Tennis champion Serena Williams chats about her new autobiography and life as a sporting icon. Alison Hammond catches up with Donny and Marie Osmond. And Dr Chris Steele delves behind all the latest medical headlines. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~10/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Today they are joined by Oscar-nominated actress Samantha Morton and adventurer and presenter Charley Boorman.~false~10/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60
ITV Lunchtime News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the news from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather from your region.~false~10/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30
Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Vicky Webb~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson and the team are in Stratford-upon-Avon, where dealers James Layte, Ian Towning and Alison Chapman are hoping to make some good antiques deals with the locals. Ian pays over 1000 pounds for a ring.~false~10/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60
The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan's guests today include pop producer Pete Waterman, who gives a few tips on how to make it in showbusiness. Plus there is music from Peter Andre, and showbiz news from Ashley Pearson.~false~10/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60
Midsomer Murders~~Orchis Fatalis (Part 2)~~Peter Smith~John Nettles,John Hopkins,Jane Wymark,Laura Howard,Barry Jackson,Marty Cruickshank~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Conclusion. When one of the world's rarest orchids is smuggled illegally into Midsomer Malham, it triggers a catalogue of passion, jealousy and death. Barnaby and Scott must find the flower - and the person prepared to commit murder in order to get their hands on it.~false~10/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60
Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Comedian Jasper Carrott presents the game show in which four players receive Golden Balls stuffed with life-changing amounts of cash. Hidden amongst them are the dreaded Killer Balls, which have the power to wreak havoc with the jackpot. In a game of truth and bluff, the players try to work out who is holding the big cash and who is hiding killers. Someone is going to be voted off and their balls are out of the game for good, but how far will the players go to keep themselves in?~false~10/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
Meridian Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather.~false~10/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
ITV Evening News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the news from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.~false~10/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Emmerdale~~~~Henry Foster~Rokhsaneh Ghawam-Shahidi,Matthew Wolfenden,Lyndon Ogbourne,Oscar Lloyd,Eden Taylor-Draper,Sian Reeves~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~A devastated Leyla watches David square up to Nathan. Will and Belle make a shocking discovery in the barn. Sally hatches a plan to give Ashley a birthday he will not forget.~false~10/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30
Grimefighters~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Series following the work of Britain's clean-up crews. Dagenham duo Bill and Simon are having a very bad day at the office. A family house that became a drug den poses a prickly problem for Darren and his team of extreme cleaners. Ray and Andy have some heavy work on their hands when they find a nest of abandoned fridges. And in Wolverhampton, fly-tippers push Lew over the edge. Narrated by John Sergeant.~false~10/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30
John Sergeant on the Tourist Trail~~Green and Pleasant Land~~Jim Funnell~~false~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~~~Documentary~John Sergeant takes a journey around Britain and meets tourists of all nationalities. In this episode John joins some Californian gardening enthusiasts at RHS Wisley in Surrey. Then he is off to the Isle of Man to meet 10,000 Germans there for the annual TT race, followed by monster-hunting on Loch Ness, visiting the Lake District with some Japanese Beatrix Potter fans, and enjoying the Welsh Eisteddfod with a group of visitors from Java. Finally he revisits his childhood home at Great Tew in the Cotswolds.~false~10/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60
Collision~~~~Marc Evans~Kate Ashfield,Douglas Henshall,Claire Rushbrook,Dean Lennox Kelly,Anwar Lynch,Lenora Crichlow~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~The chaotic aftermath of the collision brings more twists and surprises. When Senior Investigating Officer Ann Stallwood arrives to take charge of the whole operation it becomes apparent that she and Tolin have history. Tolin interviews Gareth in hospital to find out if the officers who pursued him and Alice were responsible for the accident. But why did van driver Danny Rampton flee the scene? And what exactly has secretary Karen Donnelly stolen from the chemical company where she works?~false~10/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
News at Ten and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the day's news followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.~false~10/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35
Fiddles, Cheats & Scams~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~In the first of two programmes, Morland Sanders reports on the boom in scams and insurance fraud. From outrageous benefit cheats caught on camera to breathtaking financial fakers, the programme reveals some of the nation's more colourful, cheeky and sometimes charming fraudsters.~false~10/11/2009~22:35~23:35~60
In Plain Sight~~Miles to Go~~Sam Weisman~Mary McCormack,Frederick Weller,Nichole Hiltz,Paul Ben-Victor,David Denman,Holly Maples~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama about a US Marshal. Chicago security guard Ed Fogerty enters witness protection after uncovering an international auto theft ring. He refuses to testify unless Mary and Marshall find his missing son, Miles. But during the search, some disturbing information about Ed and Miles is revealed.~false~10/11/2009~23:35~00:30~55
Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Mystery~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Steve Scott opens the casebooks on Britain's most notorious murders, infamous criminals and unsolved mysteries, as he reveals some of the darkest secrets in crime history.~false~11/11/2009~00:30~01:25~55
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Today they are joined by Oscar-nominated actress Samantha Morton and adventurer and presenter Charley Boorman.~false~11/11/2009~01:25~02:15~50
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~true~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~11/11/2009~02:15~03:05~50
ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~11/11/2009~03:05~05:30~145
ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~11/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30
GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Penny Smith and Andrew Castle. Emma Crosby reports from cosmopolitan Cape Town in South Africa, and Richard Arnold picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~11/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155
GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~11/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~11/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Former EastEnders actress Martine McCutcheon talks to Phillip and Holly about her new career as a novelist. Jazz star Jamie Cullum performs live in the studio. Comedienne Sandi Toksvig takes a look at the stories making the morning newspapers. And one of the nation's worst cooks will be transformed into a culinary maestro in Secret Chef. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~11/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast.~false~11/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Former EastEnders actress Martine McCutcheon talks to Phillip and Holly about her new career as a novelist. Jazz star Jamie Cullum performs live in the studio. Comedienne Sandi Toksvig takes a look at the stories making the morning newspapers. And one of the nation's worst cooks will be transformed into a culinary maestro in Secret Chef. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~11/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Today their guests are Myleene Klass and Dr Christian Jennsen.~false~11/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60
ITV Lunchtime News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather from your region.~false~11/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30
Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Steve Peet~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson and the team are in Penrith, where dealers David Hakeney, Mike Melody and Helen Gardiner are hoping to uncover some treasures. An old diamond brooch makes good money at auction.~false~11/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60
The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan's guests today include News at Ten anchor Julie Etchingham. Plus the Coldstream Guards perform music from their new album and Elton John's florist Simon Lycett offers up some flower arranging tips.~false~11/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60
Midsomer Murders~~The Fisher King (Part 1)~~~John Nettles,John Hopkins,Jane Wymark,Diana Kent,Nicholas Rowe,Lynda Bellingham~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~When a womanising landowner is killed by a blow from a Celtic spear, memories of a tragic archaeological dig are reawakened. And Barnaby and Scott's investigation stirs up a maze of twisted relationships, professional jealousies and lies.~false~11/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60
Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Comedian Jasper Carrott presents the game show in which four players receive Golden Balls stuffed with life-changing amounts of cash. Hidden amongst them are the dreaded Killer Balls, which have the power to wreak havoc with the jackpot. In a game of truth and bluff, the players try to work out who is holding the big cash and who is hiding killers. Someone is going to be voted off and their balls are out of the game for good, but how far will the players go to keep themselves in?~false~11/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
Meridian Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather.~false~11/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
ITV Evening News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast.~false~11/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Emmerdale~~~~Henry Foster~Sian Reeves,Charlotte Bellamy,Rokhsaneh Ghawam-Shahidi,Amanda Donohoe,Oscar Lloyd,Eden Taylor-Draper~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Sally is left fuming when Laurel puts her foot down. Leyla's hand is forced when Natasha issues her with an ultimatum. Will and Belle struggle to keep their secret.~false~11/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30
Coronation Street~~~~John Anderson~Sally Whittaker,Graeme Hawley,Gray O'Brien,Reece Dinsdale,Helen Worth,Jennie McAlpine~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Sally goes ballistic when John Stape returns to the Street. Tony is distressed and haunted by his confession. Joe buys Gail a ring - but will she like it?~false~11/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30
An Audience with Donny and Marie~~~~Jonathan Bullen~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Donny and Marie Osmond bring us a taste of their hugely successful Las Vegas show and answer questions from a celebrity audience about three decades as showbiz superstars. It is over 20 years since the famous siblings last performed together in the UK, and today they sing some of their greatest hits as well as songs from their Vegas show. Highlights include a frenzied version of Crazy Horses by Donny, and Marie's huge hit Paper Roses.~false~11/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60
Collision~~~~Marc Evans~Douglas Henshall,Kate Ashfield,Claire Rushbrook,Phil Davis,Jan Francis,Lucy Griffiths~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Tolin already knows that there is more to the collision than meets the eye, but his boss considers the case closed so Tolin has to beg for more time to unravel all the mysteries of the case. He also has to deal with his own tangled relationships and secret past. Meanwhile, Christine questions why her mother Joyce was so badly injured while Brian has barely a scratch, Karen is in deep water, illegal immigrant Naomi adds another layer to the case, and romance seems to be blossoming between Jane and Richard.~false~11/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
News at Ten and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.~false~11/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35
In the Line of Fire~~~~Jamie Berry~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~First of a two-part documentary on the work of the CO19, the firearms division of the Metropolitan Police. The programme makers were granted unique access to the unit, following its officers for four months at close quarters. Gun and gang crime is plaguing Britain's cities and London has been hardest hit with an average of two shootings every day. Officers talk about what it is like to be handed a weapon at the start of every shift knowing that a split second decision can mean the difference between life and death.~false~11/11/2009~22:35~23:35~60
Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Action Stations~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Nightwatch goes to action stations with fighter pilots and ground troops on duty in Afghanistan. Plus we hear the stories of heroes from previous conflicts involving the British forces.~false~11/11/2009~23:35~00:30~55
Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~On patrol with police forces across the country as they continue in their never-ending battle against criminals and law breakers.~false~12/11/2009~00:30~01:25~55
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Today their guests are Myleene Klass and Dr Christian Jennsen.~false~12/11/2009~01:25~02:15~50
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~true~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.~false~12/11/2009~02:15~03:10~55
Kym Marsh - Born Too Soon: Tonight~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Following the death of her son Archie, Coronation Street actress Kym Marsh asks why so many women have premature babies and questions whether the NHS could do more to tackle the problem.~false~12/11/2009~03:10~03:35~25
ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~12/11/2009~03:35~05:30~115
ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~12/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30
GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Penny Smith and Andrew Castle. Michael Caine talks about his new film Harry Brown, Sugababes perform their new single, and Richard Arnold picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~12/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155
GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~12/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~12/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. The Backstreet Boys perform their new single Bigger, agony aunt Denise Robertson will be offering up some sage advice, Sharon Marshall is back with Soap Box and Phil Vickery takes to the kitchen to prepare a delicious lunchtime treat. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~12/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast.~false~12/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. The Backstreet Boys perform their new single Bigger, agony aunt Denise Robertson will be offering up some sage advice, Sharon Marshall is back with Soap Box and Phil Vickery takes to the kitchen to prepare a delicious lunchtime treat. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~12/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun with their guest, celebrated actress Miriam Margoyles.~false~12/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60
ITV Lunchtime News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather from your region.~false~12/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30
Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Vicky Webb~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson and the team are in Winchester, where dealers Jo Brayshaw, Simon Schneider and Stewart Hofgartner are hoping to find some treasures. Some Crimean War medals are the centre of attention.~false~12/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60
The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Today Alan is joined by singer-songwriter Rosanne Cash, daughter of the legendary Johnny. Plus chef Rachel Allen offers up some foodie treats.~false~12/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60
Midsomer Murders~~The Fisher King (Part 2)~~~John Nettles,John Hopkins,Jane Wymark,Diana Kent,Nicholas Rowe,Lynda Bellingham~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Conclusion. When a womanising landowner is killed by a blow from a Celtic spear, memories of a tragic archaeological dig are reawakened. And Barnaby and Scott's investigation stirs up a maze of twisted relationships, professional jealousies and lies.~false~12/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60
Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Comedian Jasper Carrott presents the game show in which four players receive Golden Balls stuffed with life-changing amounts of cash. Hidden amongst them are the dreaded Killer Balls, which have the power to wreak havoc with the jackpot. In a game of truth and bluff, the players try to work out who is holding the big cash and who is hiding killers. Someone is going to be voted off and their balls are out of the game for good, but how far will the players go to keep themselves in?~false~12/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
Meridian Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather.~false~12/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
ITV Evening News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the latest headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast.~false~12/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Emmerdale~~~~Lee Salisbury~Sian Reeves,Charlotte Bellamy,John Middleton,Billy Hartman,Charlie Hardwick,Christopher Chittell~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Sally resorts to drastic measures in her attempt to come between Laurel and Ashley. Terry is increasingly frustrated by Val and Eric's behaviour. Doug urges Leyla to stand up to Nathan.~false~12/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30
River Monsters~~~~Barny Revill~~false~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~~~Documentary~Extreme angler Jeremy Wade goes to extraordinary lengths in his mission to find out whether the piranha of the Amazon basin is truly the river monster of nightmares. In Brazil, he swims with them, inciting the piranhas into a feeding frenzy, and also tracks down survivors and eyewitnesses of piranha attacks. In one incident from 1976, 39 people died when a coach crashed into the river and some bodies were so badly mutilated they could only be identified by their clothes. Is this proof that piranhas do live up to their evil reputation?~false~12/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30
Emmerdale~~~~Lee Salisbury~John Middleton,Charlotte Bellamy,Rokhsaneh Ghawam-Shahidi,Lyndon Ogbourne,Sophie Powles,Jane Cox~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Ashley is horrified to find Laurel trapped in the burning church. Leyla gets her revenge on Nathan. Holly makes Lisa an unexpected offer.~false~12/11/2009~20:00~20:30~30
Coronation Street~~~~John Anderson~Gray O'Brien,David Neilson,Sally Whittaker,Graeme Hawley,Alex Bain,John Thomson~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Tony threatens to murder Roy. Sally takes revenge on John. Simon catches Jesse and Julie in the act.~false~12/11/2009~20:30~21:00~30
Collision~~~~Marc Evans~Douglas Henshall,Kate Ashfield,Zoe Telford,Dean Lennox Kelly,Frank Harper,Lucy Griffiths~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~The truth about Jodie's accident and Tolin's guilty feelings comes out - can Tolin reconcile his relationship with Ann with his need to protect his daughter? Sandra is furious when she finds out what Danny was up to, and arranges for him to leave the country. Jane and Richard continue to see each other, and Dave starts to suspect that he is being lied to. And there is a shock in store for Tolin and Ann when they track down James Taylor, the man Karen was meeting.~false~12/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
News at Ten and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast, plus the latest news and weather from your region.~false~12/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35
Piers Morgan's Life Stories: Ronnie Corbett~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Comedy legend Ronnie Corbett tells the story of his incredible 50 years in show business to Piers Morgan. From the tragic death of his comedy partner Ronnie Barker to the reason why he has not been able to tell his wife he loves her, this is a fascinating and revealing interview with one of Britain's best loved entertainers.~false~12/11/2009~22:35~23:35~60
October Road~~The Pros and Cons of Upsetting the Applecart~~Gary Fleder~Bryan Greenberg,Laura Prepon,Penny Johnson Jerald,Warren Christie,Tom Berenger,Evan Jones~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama. Nick wants to stay in Knights Ridge, but when he tries to get a job at the local college, obstacles keep appearing. And his friends are still mad at him - Eddie tries to get back at him by pursuing Aubrey, and Hannah is angry when she realises that The Commander is trying to find out if Sam is Nick's son. Meanwhile, Ikey is not happy when Alison and Owen go on their annual date.~false~12/11/2009~23:35~00:25~50
Motorsport UK~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Louise Goodman presents action from Rockingham in Northamptonshire as the Porsche Carrera Cup and Ginetta Junior Championship take to the track. Commentary by John Hindhaugh and Simon Hill.~false~13/11/2009~00:25~01:15~50
The Cosby Mysteries~~Expert Witness~~~Bill Cosby,James Naughton,Rita Moreno,Lynn Whitfield,Robert Stanton,Phylicia Rashad~false~false~false~true~false~false~true~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a criminologist turned private eye. Guy finds himself up against one of his old proteges, now a forensics expert, when he helps defend in court an ageing cat burglar accused of murder.~false~13/11/2009~01:15~02:05~50
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun with their guest, celebrated actress Miriam Margoyles.~false~13/11/2009~02:05~02:55~50
ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~13/11/2009~02:55~05:30~155
ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~13/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30
GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Penny Smith and Andrew Castle. Richard Arnold picks the best of the weekend's TV.~false~13/11/2009~06:00~09:25~205
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~13/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Presented by Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford. Jon Culshaw and Debra Stephenson chat about their new comedy show. Justin Lee Collins pops in to talk about his new book Good Times. Style expert Jason Gardiner casts his beady eye over the style trends for this weekend. And resident chef Ed Baines will be serving up another tasty treat for lunch at the Chef's Table. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~13/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world followed by a national weather forecast.~false~13/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Presented by Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford. Jon Culshaw and Debra Stephenson chat about their new comedy show. Justin Lee Collins pops in to talk about his new book Good Times. Style expert Jason Gardiner casts his beady eye over the style trends for this weekend. And resident chef Ed Baines will be serving up another tasty treat for lunch at the Chef's Table. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~13/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun with their guest, Crossroads' Sue Hanson - aka Miss Diane.~false~13/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60
ITV Lunchtime News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast plus the latest news and weather from your region.~false~13/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30
Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Russell Brown~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson and the team are in Chesterfield, where dealers Cheryl Hakeney, Tim Hogarth and Mike Melody are hoping to make some good deals. An old photo album does well at auction.~false~13/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60
The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan gives his regular gardening tips as the weekend approaches. Plus there is music from indie band Athlete.~false~13/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60
Midsomer Murders~~Hidden Depths (Part 1)~~~John Nettles,John Hopkins,Jane Wymark,Barry Jackson,John Lightbody,Vicki Hopps~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~When a solicitor falls from a roof to his death, Barnaby and Scott investigate whether it was suicide or murder. They discover that a rival lawyer was spreading harmful rumours about the dead man, but when this man is drugged and killed as well, the motive looks like revenge - but for what?~false~13/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60
Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Comedian Jasper Carrott presents the gameshow in which four players receive Golden Balls stuffed with life-changing amounts of cash. Hidden amongst them are the dreaded Killer Balls, which have the power to wreak havoc with the jackpot. In a game of truth and bluff, the players try to work out who is holding the big cash and who is hiding killers. Someone is going to be voted off and their balls are out of the game for good, but how far will the players go to keep themselves in?~false~13/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
Meridian Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather.~false~13/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
ITV Evening News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast.~false~13/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Emmerdale~~~~Lee Salisbury~John Middleton,Charlotte Bellamy,Rokhsaneh Ghawam-Shahidi,Matthew Wolfenden,Charlie Hardwick,Christopher Chittell~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Ashley is guilt ridden as Laurel's life hangs in the balance. Leyla is gutted to see David with his latest conquest. Val and Eric are shocked when Terry reaches breaking point.~false~13/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30
Coronation Street~~~~John Anderson~Gray O'Brien,Julie Hesmondhalgh,Graeme Hawley,Sue Cleaver,John Thomson,Steve Huison~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~The murderous Tony threatens to sort Hayley out. John struggles to settle in on the Street. Eileen finds out that Jesse has been lying to her.~false~13/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30
Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~On the UK's roads the car is king, but with thousands of collisions between cars and bicycles each year, is it time cyclists were better protected? Fiona Foster reports on calls for new safety measures, including a controversial idea to make motorists' insurers automatically responsible for a smash, regardless of who is to blame.~false~13/11/2009~20:00~20:30~30
Coronation Street~~~~John Anderson~David Neilson,Julie Hesmondhalgh,Gray O'Brien,Michael Le Vell,Sally Whittaker,Sue Cleaver~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Roy and Hayley flee after reporting Tony to the police. Kevin learns what will happen if he leaves Sally. Eileen gives Jesse a shocking ultimatum.~false~13/11/2009~20:30~21:00~30
Collision~~~~Marc Evans~Douglas Henshall,Kate Ashfield,Richard Harrington,David Bamber,Paul McGann,Lucy Griffiths~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Concluding part of the drama. Tolin and Ann try to uncover what Karen Donnelly was up to. They look into Sidney's past, and unlock the secret of his computer. Richard and Jane prepare to run away together. Now that Jodie knows about Tolin and Ann, their relationship can come out into the open. And the truth about the collision is revealed.~false~13/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
News at Ten and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the day's headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.~false~13/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35
The Bodyguard~~~1992~Mick Jackson~Frank Farmer*Kevin Costner|Rachel Marron*Whitney Houston|Sy Spector*Gary Kemp|Devaney*Bill Cobbs|Herb Farmer*Ralph Waite|Portman*Tomas Arana|Nicki*Michele Lamar Richards|Tony*Mike Starr|Henry*Christopher Birt|Debbie Reynolds*Debbie Reynolds|Fletcher*DeVaughn Nixon|Ray Court*Gerry Bamman|Minella*Joe Urla|Dan*Tony Pierce|Klingman*Charles Keating|Oscar Host*Robert Wuhl|Thuringer*Daniel Tucker Kamin|Emma*Ethel Ayler~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~false~3~15~Film~In this hugely entertaining slice of escapism, Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston fall in love amid a highly charged atmosphere of jealousy and death threats. Director Mick Jackson created a wildly successful film, much to several critics' snooty chagrin, by teaming two megastars with a daft but jaunty script, a loud rock soundtrack and a few well-staged exciting moments. Costner is a trifle stern, but Houston makes a very creditable acting debut, and the result is great fun. ~false~13/11/2009~22:35~00:55~140
Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~On patrol with police forces across the country as they continue in their never-ending battle against criminals and law breakers.~false~14/11/2009~00:55~01:50~55
Peacemakers~~~2003~Larry Carroll~Marshal Jared Stone*Tom Berenger|Twyla Gentry*Bellamy Young|Katie Owen*Amy Carlson|Detective Larimer Finch*Peter O'Meara~false~true~false~true~true~false~true~false~2~~Film~Wild West crime drama. A federal marshal brings the latest forensic techniques to Silver City, Colorado, where he aims to prove that a local miner was not responsible for murder, despite the man having been seen standing over the dead body with a gun in his hand.~false~14/11/2009~01:50~02:55~65
ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~14/11/2009~02:55~05:30~155
ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~14/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30
Jim Jam and Sunny~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When brother and sister Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, the fun begins when their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with.~false~14/11/2009~06:00~06:15~15
Boblins~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Adventures with The Boblins, the kind, loving and mischievous characters who live in the colourful land of Rainbow's End.~false~14/11/2009~06:15~06:25~10
Engie Benjy~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures with the helpful chap and his faithful dog Jollop.~false~14/11/2009~06:25~06:35~10
Odd-Jobbers~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Odd-Jobbers is the tale of the Mendits, four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a little village called Patchville. There are the brothers Osimo, Bitz and Bob, and their cousin Mia. They run a small odd-jobbing business in Patchville - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small or odd for them.~false~14/11/2009~06:35~06:45~10
Fireman Sam~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy.~false~14/11/2009~06:45~07:00~15
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Mickey and his friends encourage preschoolers at home to solve problems and overcome obstacles through exciting interactive adventures.~false~14/11/2009~07:00~07:25~25
Kid vs Kat~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When ten-year old Coop Burtonburger's spoilt little sister Millie brings home a mysterious stray cat, his idyllic life is turned upside down. Coop soon discovers Kat is more than just a scrawny, purple, hairless pet - he's also a super-smart, conniving mastermind who dislikes Coop with a vengeance!~false~14/11/2009~07:25~07:45~20
Jimmy Two Shoes~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Join thrill-seeking optimist Jimmy and his best friends Heloise and Beezy in their attempts to bring fun and adventure to Miseryville, the most miserable place around.~false~14/11/2009~07:45~08:10~25
Batman: The Brave and the Bold~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series in which Batman works with other heroes from the DC Universe to solve crime and foil super-villains.~false~14/11/2009~08:10~08:50~40
SpongeBob SquarePants~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cartoon about an accident-prone sea sponge who works in a fast-food restaurant and has adventures with his friends Patrick Starfish, Squidward and others.~false~14/11/2009~08:50~09:25~35
CITV:Horrid Henry~~Horrid Henry's Petsitting Service~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Henry's new service to the community - petsitting - comes unstuck when he gets over ambitious.~false~14/11/2009~09:25~09:40~15
CITV:Supernormal~~Mr Bad Shaves the World~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Eric and the Superchums try to help Brass Butt retrieve his brass butt when Mr Bad steals all the metal in Crumptonville.~false~14/11/2009~09:40~09:55~15
CITV:Art Attack~~~~Richard Bradley~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Neil Buchanan presents more arty tips and ideas. Today, he demonstrates how to draw a facial profile, creates a 3D still life, visits the Hastings coast guards to get some inspiration for a Big Art Attack, shows how to tidy up books in one's room, and welcomes a guest artist.~false~14/11/2009~09:55~10:20~25
CITV:Tricky Quickies~~Darts~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Stephen Mulhern presents a short spin-off programme from Tricky TV.~false~14/11/2009~10:20~10:25~5
The Crocodile Hunter Diaries~~Building a Dream~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Series taking a look behind the scenes at Steve and Terri Irwin's Australia Zoo. Construction begins on the zoo's massive expansion programme - but not without problems. Two freshwater crocodiles are captured for transport to another zoo and everyone rescues geckos during the demolition of the old snake enclosures.~false~14/11/2009~10:25~10:55~30
The Crocodile Hunter Diaries~~Win One - Lose One~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Series taking a look behind the scenes at Steve and Terri Irwin's Australia Zoo. Kelsey decides it is time to move on.~false~14/11/2009~10:55~11:25~30
Big Fat Liar~~~2002~Shawn Levy~Frankie Muniz,Paul Giamatti,Amanda Bynes,Amanda Detmer,Donald Faison~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Film~Action-packed teen comedy about a junior high school student and his best friend who play a series of pranks on the sleazy Hollywood producer responsible for plagiarising the student's class essay and turning it into a hit film.~false~14/11/2009~11:25~13:05~100
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~14/11/2009~13:05~13:10~5
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure~~~1989~Stephen Herek~Keanu Reeves,Alex Winter,George Carlin,Terry Camilleri,Dan Shor,Tony Steedman~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Film~Offbeat comic adventure. High schoolers Bill and Ted are more interested in being rock stars than in studying, but they have a history exam to pass. Fortunately, a guide from the future arrives with a time-travelling phone booth and introduces them to the historical figures who will help them make the grade and fulfil their musical destiny.~false~14/11/2009~13:10~14:45~95
JLS Revealed~~~~Catrin Mair Thomas~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Brand new documentary following 2008 X Factor runners-up JLS on their rollercoaster ride from TV fame to success as a group in their own right. Aston, Marvin, JB and Oritse have worked hard since breaking into the public eye, and their legions of fans have only grown since The X Factor. The programme reveals what it is like to be in one of Britain's newest and biggest boy bands.~false~14/11/2009~14:45~15:45~60
Meridian News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather.~false~14/11/2009~15:45~16:00~15
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~14/11/2009~16:00~16:15~15
International Football: Brazil v England~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~England take on five-times World Cup winners Brazil in Qatar, as coach Fabio Capello deliberates over his squad for the finals next June in South Africa. Steve Rider presents live coverage of England's friendly against FIFA's top ranked country, and is joined by Ian Wright and Marcel Desailly, with commentary by Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.~false~14/11/2009~16:15~19:30~195
Harry Hill's TV Burp~~~~Peter Orton~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~The irreverent Harry Hill selects the best of this week's rib-tickling TV nuggets, and showcases a host of inspired quips, clips and skits from your favourite programmes, including top reality shows, soaps, documentaries and dramas.~false~14/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30
The X Factor~~~~Jonathan Bullen~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Only seven acts remain and the competition will be getting fiercer than ever as the performers battle it out to stay in the running. Judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Dannii Minogue and Louis Walsh will be on the edges of their seats as they support the singers they are mentoring, while host Dermot O'Leary is on hand to deal with all the tears and triumphs. Who will impress the judges - and the voting public - today?~false~14/11/2009~20:00~21:30~90
Piers Morgan's Life Stories: Vinnie Jones~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Hollywood star and ex-bad boy footballer Vinnie Jones talks to Piers Morgan. From the highs, including his extraordinary rise to movie fame and hanging out with Brad Pitt, to the lows, including the quiet drink that nearly ended his American dream, this is Jones' most comprehensive interview to date.~false~14/11/2009~21:30~22:30~60
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~14/11/2009~22:30~22:45~15
International Football Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Highlights from Qatar as England test their World Cup credentials against Brazil, currently ranked number one in the world. This will be the 23rd time the two nations have faced each other and the five-times World Cup winners will provide stiff opposition for Fabio Capello's men. Marcel Desailly and Ian Wright join Steve Rider in the studio in Doha, with commentary by Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.~false~14/11/2009~22:45~00:00~75
Grand Slam of Darts Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Ned Boulting and Janie Omorogbe present a round-up of the best action from the first day of the Grand Slam of Darts in Wolverhampton, as Phil Taylor looks to retain his title. Commentary comes from John Rawling, Peter Drury, Alan Warriner-Little and Chris Mason.~false~15/11/2009~00:00~00:55~55
A Good Man in Africa~~~1994~Bruce Beresford~Colin Friels,Sean Connery,John Lithgow,Diana Rigg,Louis Gossett Jn,Joanne Whalley-Kilmer~false~true~false~true~true~false~true~false~~~Film~Comedy drama about a frustrated British diplomat in West Africa who forms an alliance with a local politician in the hope that it will lead to his ticket home. Morgan Leafy is ordered by his superiors to ingratiate himself with a rising politician on the eve of an election. If elected, the politician could steer valuable oil and mineral rights Britain's way.~false~15/11/2009~00:55~02:35~100
Crossing Jordan~~Locard's Exchange~~~Jill Hennessy,Miguel Ferrer,Ravi Kapoor,Kathryn Hahn,Steve Valentine~false~false~false~true~false~false~true~false~~~Drama~Crime drama series about a Boston medical examiner. The team try to prove a murder suspect is behind a string of crimes dating back more than 25 years. How far will Jordan go to get a conviction?~false~15/11/2009~02:35~03:20~45
ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~15/11/2009~03:20~05:30~130
ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~15/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30
Jim Jam and Sunny~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When brother and sister Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, the fun begins when their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with.~false~15/11/2009~06:00~06:15~15
Boblins~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Adventures with The Boblins, the kind, loving and mischievous characters who live in the colourful land of Rainbow's End.~false~15/11/2009~06:15~06:25~10
Engie Benjy~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures with the helpful chap and his faithful dog Jollop.~false~15/11/2009~06:25~06:35~10
Odd-Jobbers~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Odd-Jobbers is the tale of the Mendits, four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a little village called Patchville. There are the brothers Osimo, Bitz and Bob, and their cousin Mia. They run a small odd-jobbing business in Patchville - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small or odd for them.~false~15/11/2009~06:35~06:45~10
Fluffy Gardens~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool animation following the adventures of Floella the fruitbat, Paolo the cat and Mr Johnson the Panda.~false~15/11/2009~06:45~07:00~15
Dora the Explorer~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Vamonos! Dora the Explorer is back with more adventures.~false~15/11/2009~07:00~07:25~25
Kid vs Kat~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures of a ten-year-old boy who is constantly at war with a megalomaniacal sphinx cat. The life of Coop Burtonburger is turned upside down when his spoilt little sister brings home a mysterious stray cat. Coop quickly discovers that Kat is a super-smart mastermind with diabolical plans, and realises that only he can expose the ferocious feline and save the world!~false~15/11/2009~07:25~07:45~20
Back at the Barnyard~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Two episodes of the children's animation series based on the movie Barnyard. Follow the adventures of farm friends Otis, Pip, Bessy and Pig as they get up to mischief behind the farmer's back.~false~15/11/2009~07:45~08:10~25
Chop Socky Chooks~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures of a team of chickens, trained in the martial arts, who lead the fight against the evil Dr Wasabi, a mutated piranha and the leader of the chimp army.~false~15/11/2009~08:10~08:50~40
SpongeBob SquarePants~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cartoon about an accident-prone sea sponge who works in a fast-food restaurant and has adventures with his friends Patrick Starfish, Squidward and others.~false~15/11/2009~08:50~09:25~35
CITV:Paz~~Am I Blue?~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of Paz and his chums - Pig, Rabbit, Dog, Pappy and Big Penguin.~false~15/11/2009~09:25~09:35~10
CITV:Captain Mack~~Arty Marty~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Meet Captain Mack in his smart blue flying suit, riding the skies in his powerful Sky Rocket. His base, Sky Rocket Control, is tucked away above the clouds in a remote mountain range. Captain Mack and his team start each day in Sky Rocket Control, watching over the world, training, and flying the skies in their bright, colourful and super-speedy Sky Rockets.~false~15/11/2009~09:35~09:50~15
CITV:Supernormal~~Elephantastique~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Eric and the Superchums try to become animal trainers when Mr Bad stampedes elephants into Crumptonville.~false~15/11/2009~09:50~10:05~15
CITV:Emu~~New Improved Emu~~~Nick Blake,Toby Hull,Bryony Skillington,Toby Leach,Julia Robertson,Ethan Morrison~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When Emu behaves badly, Mrs Browne threatens to have him sent away to Bird Behaviour Boot Camp. The gang are desperate to save him from six weeks on the naughty step and promise to train him with some good behaviour tricks themselves. But they soon find out that the new improved Emu isn't much fun.~false~15/11/2009~10:05~10:20~15
CITV:Planet Sketch~~TV Remote~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cartoon sketch show featuring the Street Rappers, a group of mean and moody dudes who like playing soppy games when no-one is watching, the Gnaughty Gnomes, cheeky garden gnomes who delight in playing pranks on passers-by, and the Parping Ponies, who are incapable of holding down a decent job thanks to their flatulence problems.~false~15/11/2009~10:20~10:30~10
Coronation Street Omnibus~~~~John Anderson~Gray O'Brien,David Neilson,Sally Whittaker,Graeme Hawley,Reece Dinsdale,Jennie McAlpine~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Tony threatens to murder Roy. Sally goes ballistic when John Stape returns to the Street. Joe is threatened by somebody dangerous.~false~15/11/2009~10:30~13:10~160
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~15/11/2009~13:10~13:15~5
Britain Does the Funniest Things~~~~Vicky Thomas~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Stephen Mulhern presents another selection of home video clips and funny stories from across the UK. Featuring a man who made a Yorkshire pudding big enough to sail in, the sport of cheese rolling, and a Grand National for football mascots.~false~15/11/2009~13:15~14:15~60
Columbo: Murder, A Self-Portrait~~~~Jon Frawley~Peter Falk,Patrick Bauchau,Fionnula Flanagan,Shera Danese,Vito Scotti,Isabel Lorca~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Dishevelled homicide detective Lieutenant Columbo investigates the murder of a famous painter's ex-wife. The artist is Columbo's main suspect, but his water-tight alibi places him far away from the scene of the crime at the time of the murder.~false~15/11/2009~14:15~16:15~120
Foyle's War~~Casualties of War~~Tristram Powell~Michael Kitchen,Honeysuckle Weeks,Anthony Howell,Kate Fleetwood,Joshua Lewis,Abigail Cruttenden~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Foyle's life is turned upside down when his goddaughter Lydia and her traumatised seven-year-old son turn up on his doorstep needing somewhere to stay. Soon after their arrival, Lydia disappears, and Foyle finds he must care for her troubled young son until he can find her and bring her home. To add to the pressure, a series of sabotage cases keeps Foyle occupied and under the constant watch of his new boss, Assistant Commissioner Parkins.~false~15/11/2009~16:15~18:15~120
Meridian News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather.~false~15/11/2009~18:15~18:30~15
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~15/11/2009~18:30~18:45~15
Harry Hill's TV Burp~~~~Peter Orton~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~The irreverent Harry Hill selects the best of this week's rib-tickling TV nuggets, and showcases a host of inspired quips, clips and skits from your favourite programmes, including top reality shows, soaps, documentaries and dramas.~false~15/11/2009~18:45~19:15~30
All Star Family Fortunes~~~~John L Spencer~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Vernon Kay hosts the gameshow that pits two celebrities and their relatives against each other in a bid to win up to 30,000 pounds for the charity of their choice. Today investigative journalist Donal MacIntyre and family battle it out with EastEnders' Charlie Brooks and clan. The MacIntyres are playing for Bornfree, while the Brooks family are supporting Sparks and the Variety Club of Great Britain.~false~15/11/2009~19:15~20:00~45
The X Factor~~~~Jonathan Bullen~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~It is time for the seven remaining acts to find out the result of the public vote. The two acts with the lowest numbers of votes must sing for survival in the final showdown. Then judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Dannii Minogue and Louis Walsh will decide who stays in the competition and who is sent home. Plus there is a guest performance by Colombian pop superstar Shakira. Hosted by Dermot O'Leary.~false~15/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60
I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~~~Entertainment~Ant and Dec bring you a brand new series of jungle adventures. A new bunch of celebrities must take a terrifying journey into camp - with plenty of surprises along the way. Then one unlucky soul will have to face the first of the dreaded Bushtucker Trials. Will they have the bottle for it?~false~15/11/2009~21:00~22:30~90
ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~15/11/2009~22:30~22:45~15
The South Bank Show~~~~Irshad Ashraf~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~A look at the 18 year career of a band who, until their latest album The Seldom Seen Kid, were considered a well-kept secret. Now with a host of prizes and awards, Elbow are the music story of 2009. Melvyn Bragg interviews lead singer Guy Garvey, while keyboardist Craig Potter talks about the band's evolution musically and his other role as producer. Including exclusive footage of Elbow at their MEN arena gig in Manchester, and archive footage of the band when they were teenagers in Bury.~false~15/11/2009~22:45~23:45~60
LA Story~~~1991~Mick Jackson~Steve Martin,Victoria Tennant,Richard E Grant,Marilu Henner,Sarah Jessica Parker,Kevin Pollak~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Film~A comic hymn to Los Angeles in which a TV weatherman finds the outlook distinctly gloomy on the career and romance fronts until he receives some supernatural guidance.~false~15/11/2009~23:45~01:20~95
UEFA Champions League Weekly~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~A regular round up of all the action and big name interviews, featuring the biggest stars from European football's premier club competition - the UEFA Champions League.~false~16/11/2009~01:20~01:45~25
Grand Slam of Darts Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Ned Boulting and Janie Omorogbe present a round-up of the action from day two of the group stages of the Grand Slam of Darts in Wolverhampton. Commentary comes from John Rawling, Stuart Pyke, Peter Drury, Chris Mason and Alan Warriner-Little.~false~16/11/2009~01:45~02:40~55
Kojak~~~~~Telly Savalas,Dan Frazer,Kevin Dobson,George Savalas~false~false~false~true~false~false~true~false~~~Drama~Drama series about the tough Manhattan detective with a soft centre, a cynical turn of humour and a penchant for lollipops.~false~16/11/2009~02:40~03:30~50
Tonight~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~On the UK's roads the car is king, but with thousands of collisions between cars and bicycles each year, is it time cyclists were better protected? Fiona Foster reports on calls for new safety measures, including a controversial idea to make motorists' insurers automatically responsible for a smash, regardless of who is to blame.~false~16/11/2009~03:30~04:00~30
ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~16/11/2009~04:00~05:30~90
ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~16/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30
GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Kate Garraway and Ben Shephard. Stereophonics perform their new single and Lucie Cave picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~16/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155
GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~16/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50
The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~16/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Loose Women Sherrie Hewson and Andrea McLean take a look at the weekend's newspapers, there is all the insider gossip from Saturday and Sunday's X Factor shows, and chef Dean Edwards creates a culinary delight. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~16/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55
ITV News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, followed by a local weather forecast.~false~16/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5
This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Loose Women Sherrie Hewson and Andrea McLean take a look at the weekend's newspapers, there is all the insider gossip from Saturday and Sunday's X Factor shows, and chef Dean Edwards creates a culinary delight. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~16/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60
Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Loose ladies Kate Thornton, Carol McGiffin and Jane McDonald brighten up your lunch time with an hour of fun chat and topical debate. Dropping in for a catch-up today is ex-Blue singer Antony Costa.~false~16/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60
ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.~false~16/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30
Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Andrew Lester~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson and the team are in Southport, where dealers Cheryl Brown, David Ford and Tim Hogarth are all hoping to seal some good deals with the local people. Some Beswick figures make big money at auction.~false~16/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60
The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan Titchmarsh hosts his daily chat show. Today he is joined by guest judge Kate Mosse for The People's Author - the continuing search for Britain's next publishing sensation.~false~16/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60
Midsomer Murders~~Hidden Depths (Part 2)~~~John Nettles,John Hopkins,Jane Wymark,Barry Jackson,John Lightbody,Vicki Hopps~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Conclusion. When a solicitor falls from a roof to his death, Barnaby and Scott investigate whether it was suicide or murder. They discover that a rival lawyer was spreading harmful rumours about the dead man, but when this man is drugged and killed as well, the motive looks like revenge - but for what?~false~16/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60
Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Comedian Jasper Carrott presents the gameshow in which four players receive Golden Balls stuffed with life-changing amounts of cash. Hidden amongst them are the dreaded Killer Balls, which have the power to wreak havoc with the jackpot. In a game of truth and bluff, the players try to work out who is holding the big cash and who is hiding killers. Someone is going to be voted off and their balls are out of the game for good, but how far will the players go to keep themselves in?~false~16/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60
Meridian Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather.~false~16/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30
ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast.~false~16/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30
Emmerdale~~~~Lee Salisbury~Rokhsaneh Ghawam-Shahidi,Matthew Wolfenden,Emma Atkins,Jeff Hordley,Charlie Hardwick,Billy Hartman~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Leyla begs David to give her one more chance. Unable to shake his distrust of Charity, Cain lashes out. Val sets her sights on a new business venture.~false~16/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30
Coronation Street~~~~David Kester~Gray O'Brien,David Neilson,Julie Hesmondhalgh,Sue Cleaver,John Thomson,Debbie Rush~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Tony is arrested for murder and vows revenge on the Croppers. Eileen makes a surprising discovery about Jesse. And what will Anna make of Gary's career plans?~false~16/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30
Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Current affairs programmes with reports and in-depth interviews.~false~16/11/2009~20:00~20:30~30
Coronation Street~~~~David Kester~Gray O'Brien,David Neilson,Samia Smith,Sue Cleaver,John Thomson,Julie Hesmondhalgh~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~A vengeful Tony tries to drown Roy in the canal. Has Maria finally realised that her fiance is a murderer? Eileen is frustrated and feels betrayed by Jesse.~false~16/11/2009~20:30~21:00~30
I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~How are the hapless celebrities faring as they settle into camp life in the depths of the jungle? One of them is voted to take part in a terrifying Bushtucker Trial in order to earn food for camp. If they succeed, they will be a hero, but their fellow stars will not be impressed if they fail. Hosted by Ant and Dec.~false~16/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60
ITV News at Ten & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.~false~16/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35
Eight Legged Freaks~~~2002~Ellory Elkayem~David Arquette,Kari Wuhrer,Scott Terra,Scarlett Johansson,Doug E Doug~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Film~Sci-fi action comedy in a 1950s B-movie vein. A chemical spill creates massive man-eating spiders which launch a vicious attack on the population of a small mining town. While the residents fight for their lives, can the local sheriff and a tourist save the day?~false~16/11/2009~22:35~00:25~110