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Jim Jam and Sunny~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When brother and sister Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, the fun begins when their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with.~false~07/11/2009~06:00~06:15~15 Boblins~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Adventures with The Boblins, the kind, loving and mischievous characters who live in the colourful land of Rainbow's End.~false~07/11/2009~06:15~06:25~10 Engie Benjy~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures with the helpful chap and his faithful dog Jollop.~false~07/11/2009~06:25~06:35~10 Odd-Jobbers~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Odd-Jobbers is the tale of the Mendits, four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a little village called Patchville. There are the brothers Osimo, Bitz and Bob, and their cousin Mia. They run a small odd-jobbing business in Patchville - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small or odd for them.~false~07/11/2009~06:35~06:45~10 Fireman Sam~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy.~false~07/11/2009~06:45~07:00~15 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Mickey and his friends encourage preschoolers at home to solve problems and overcome obstacles through exciting interactive adventures.~false~07/11/2009~07:00~07:25~25 Kid vs Kat~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When ten-year old Coop Burtonburger's spoilt little sister Millie brings home a mysterious stray cat, his idyllic life is turned upside down. Coop soon discovers Kat is more than just a scrawny, purple, hairless pet - he's also a super-smart, conniving mastermind who dislikes Coop with a vengeance!~false~07/11/2009~07:25~07:45~20 Jimmy Two Shoes~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Join thrill-seeking optimist Jimmy and his best friends Heloise and Beezy in their attempts to bring fun and adventure to Miseryville, the most miserable place around.~false~07/11/2009~07:45~08:10~25 Batman: The Brave and the Bold~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series in which Batman works with other heroes from the DC Universe to solve crime and foil super-villains.~false~07/11/2009~08:10~08:50~40 SpongeBob SquarePants~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cartoon about an accident-prone sea sponge who works in a fast-food restaurant and has adventures with his friends Patrick Starfish, Squidward and others.~false~07/11/2009~08:50~09:25~35 CITV:Horrid Henry~~Perfect Peter Pumps Up~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When Bossy Bill turns up to make Peter's life a misery, Henry decides to step in and play big brother for real.~false~07/11/2009~09:25~09:40~15 CITV:Scratch 'n' Sniff's Den of Doom~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The only show where contestants have to guess the nursery rhyme played from Scratch's trumping backside or face a deadly fall into the Den of Doom. Be scared, be very scared!~false~07/11/2009~09:40~10:10~30 CITV:Art Attack~~~~Richard Bradley~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Join Neil Buchanan for more top arty tips. Today he demonstrates how to turn ordinary writing into 'mega words', fashions beautiful and handy sculptures with an Indian twist, gets creative with poppy seeds for a Big Art Attack and shows how to form a rock band.~false~07/11/2009~10:10~10:35~25 CITV:Tricky Quickies~~Water Feature~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Stephen Mulhern presents a short spin-off programme from Tricky TV.~false~07/11/2009~10:35~10:40~5 Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure~~~2003~Mario Piluso~Charlotte*Julia Duffy|Wilbur*David Berón|Templeton / Lurvy*Charlie Adler [Charles Adler]|Nellie*Amanda Bynes|Joy*Anndi McAfee|Aranea*Maria Bamford|Cardigan*Harrison Chad|Farley*Rob Paulsen~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~false~2~U~Film~Thirty years after Hanna-Barbera adapted EB White's beloved novel about a kindly spider, Paramount released this underwhelming animated sequel. Wilbur the pig returns to search for a black lamb named Cardigan, after he's sold by Farmer Zuckerman. But his travelling companions are nowhere near as charming as Charlotte, even though Templeton the rat is joined by the brightly barneted spider siblings Nellie, Joy and Aranea. A handful of songs perk up the action, but they pale beside those the Sherman brothers penned for the original animation. Younger viewers should be happy enough, but this is unworthy of its illustrious title. Luckily, a better live-action version (with Dakota Fanning) came along three years later.~false~07/11/2009~10:40~12:15~95 ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~07/11/2009~12:15~12:20~5 FA Cup Live: Paulton Rovers v Norwich~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Matt Smith is at Winterfield Road for live coverage of the first-round tie between non-league Paulton Rovers and Norwich City. Bristol-based Rovers are the lowest-ranked side left in the competition and their League One opponents were a Premier League side four years ago.~false~07/11/2009~12:20~14:50~150 Athletes Do the Funniest Things~~~~Jane Littlewood~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Stephen Mulhern presents a showcase of hilarious home video clips and incredible stories from the world of sport. Meet Britain's oldest football referee and a boxing pensioner, plus take a front row seat for upside-down underwater ice hockey and skyscraper football.~false~07/11/2009~14:50~15:50~60 Wales News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of all the latest news from across Wales.~false~07/11/2009~15:50~16:05~15 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith~~~2005~George Lucas~Obi-Wan Kenobi*Ewan McGregor|Anakin Skywalker/Lord Darth Vader*Hayden Christensen|Senator Amidala/Padme Naberrie-Skywalker*Natalie Portman|Supreme Chancellor Palpatine *Ian McDiarmid|Mace Windu*Samuel L Jackson|Count Dooku/Darth Tyrannus*Christopher Lee|C-3PO *Anthony Daniels|R2-D2*Kenny Baker (2)|Chewbacca*Peter Mayhew|Yoda*Frank Oz|Darth Vader*James Earl Jones|Senator Bail Organa*Jimmy Smits|Mon Mothma*Genevieve O'Reilly|Jar Jar Binks*Ahmed Best|Owen Lars*Joel Edgerton|Governor Sio Bibble*Oliver Ford Davies|Commander Cody *Temuera Morrison|Queen of Naboo*Keisha Castle-Hughes|Tion Medon*Bruce Spence|Nee Alavar*Rena Owen|Captain Colton*Jeremy Bulloch|Captain Antilles*Rohan Nichol|General Grievous*Matthew Wood~true~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~12~Film~The Star Wars saga finally concludes 28 years after the original instalment first hit cinemas and created a phenomenon. With the story's outcome predetermined, this crucial and much anticipated segment details how and why dedicated Jedi knight Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) turned away from good to become the evil Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader. Given that this involves fairly serious issues - love, loyalty, jealousy, betrayal - you'd expect an emotionally intense film. However, writer/director George Lucas's ridiculous dialogue and unconvincing plot developments play like second-rate soap opera, almost robbing this epic of pathos and tension. As a consequence, the actors struggle to animate their underwritten characters, especially Christensen, who lacks the charisma to inhabit such a vital role. Fortunately, the superb visuals and many exciting lightsaber duels save the day, easily surpassing the previous two episodes in terms of breathtaking spectacle. It might not be quite the mind-blowing finale that die-hard fans were hoping for, but at least there is enough here to make the spine tingle.~true~07/11/2009~16:05~17:15~70 ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~07/11/2009~17:15~17:30~15 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith~~~2005~George Lucas~Obi-Wan Kenobi*Ewan McGregor|Anakin Skywalker/Lord Darth Vader*Hayden Christensen|Senator Amidala/Padme Naberrie-Skywalker*Natalie Portman|Supreme Chancellor Palpatine *Ian McDiarmid|Mace Windu*Samuel L Jackson|Count Dooku/Darth Tyrannus*Christopher Lee|C-3PO *Anthony Daniels|R2-D2*Kenny Baker (2)|Chewbacca*Peter Mayhew|Yoda*Frank Oz|Darth Vader*James Earl Jones|Senator Bail Organa*Jimmy Smits|Mon Mothma*Genevieve O'Reilly|Jar Jar Binks*Ahmed Best|Owen Lars*Joel Edgerton|Governor Sio Bibble*Oliver Ford Davies|Commander Cody *Temuera Morrison|Queen of Naboo*Keisha Castle-Hughes|Tion Medon*Bruce Spence|Nee Alavar*Rena Owen|Captain Colton*Jeremy Bulloch|Captain Antilles*Rohan Nichol|General Grievous*Matthew Wood~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~12~Film~The Star Wars saga finally concludes 28 years after the original instalment first hit cinemas and created a phenomenon. With the story's outcome predetermined, this crucial and much anticipated segment details how and why dedicated Jedi knight Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) turned away from good to become the evil Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader. Given that this involves fairly serious issues - love, loyalty, jealousy, betrayal - you'd expect an emotionally intense film. However, writer/director George Lucas's ridiculous dialogue and unconvincing plot developments play like second-rate soap opera, almost robbing this epic of pathos and tension. As a consequence, the actors struggle to animate their underwritten characters, especially Christensen, who lacks the charisma to inhabit such a vital role. Fortunately, the superb visuals and many exciting lightsaber duels save the day, easily surpassing the previous two episodes in terms of breathtaking spectacle. It might not be quite the mind-blowing finale that die-hard fans were hoping for, but at least there is enough here to make the spine tingle.~false~07/11/2009~17:30~19:00~90 New You've Been Framed!~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Harry Hill showcases more of the funniest footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones. Today's episode features a dog versus crocodile showdown, as well as a golf kart Grand Prix and a host of practical jokes.~false~07/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30 Harry Hill's TV Burp~~5/8~~Peter Orton~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Harry Hill is back for another batch of top-drawer skits, clips and quips based on the best of the week's TV. There is no way of knowing which shows have caught the big-collared comic's eye this time - but you can be sure no potential funnies from your favourite shows will go unnoticed!~false~07/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30 The X Factor~~~~Jonathan Bullen~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~The battle for the crown continues as the eight remaining acts step onto Britain's biggest stage for the fifth live show. Each of the performers will be hoping to impress the voting audience at home as well as judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Dannii Minogue and Louis Walsh. Host Dermot O'Leary will be on hand to deal with the war of words as the judges give their views on each performance and defend their singers. Next time, one act will be leaving the competition.~false~07/11/2009~20:00~21:35~95 Piers Morgan's Life Stories: Ronnie Corbett~~5/6~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Comedy legend Ronnie Corbett tells the story of his incredible 50 years in show business to Piers Morgan. From the tragic death of his comedy partner Ronnie Barker to the reason why he has not been able to tell his wife he loves her, this is a fascinating and revealing interview with one of Britain's best loved entertainers.~false~07/11/2009~21:35~22:35~60 ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~07/11/2009~22:35~22:50~15 FA Cup Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~The FA Cup first round always produces shocks and heroes, as non-league teams seek to upset opponents from Leagues One and Two. Ned Boulting and Robbie Earle analyse the day's action, including Stourbridge v Walsall and Bromley v Colchester.~false~07/11/2009~22:50~00:20~90 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~On patrol with police forces across the country as they continue in their never-ending battle against criminals and law breakers.~false~08/11/2009~00:20~01:10~50 DC Sniper: 23 Days of Fear~~~2003~Tom McLoughlin~Charles Moose*Charles S Dutton|Douglas Duncan*Jay O Sanders|John Muhammad*Bobby Hosea|John Lee Malvo*Trent Cameron|Sandy Moose*Helen Shaver|Lieutenant Jacobs*Tom O'Brien|Mildred Muhammad*Charlayne Woodard|Agent Tremain*Garwin Sanford~false~true~false~true~true~false~true~false~2~12~Film~Made with indecent haste after the Washington sniper killings of October 2002, this TV movie predated the trial that saw John Allen Muhammad and his teenage accomplice, John Lee Malvo, found guilty of the murders. Consequently, the action has been pieced together from news bulletins and press reports and consistently feels like a hack job - which is bitingly ironic, considering that the recurring theme of director Tom McLoughlin's reconstruction is the media's lack of responsibility in reporting a sensational story. Charles S Dutton attempts to instil the proceedings with a little gravitas as Montgomery County's police chief, Charles Moose, but he's fighting a losing battle. ~false~08/11/2009~01:10~02:40~90 Crossing Jordan~~Skin and Bone~~~Jill Hennessy,Miguel Ferrer,Ravi Kapoor,Kathryn Hahn,Steve Valentine~false~false~false~true~false~false~true~false~~~Drama~Crime drama series about a Boston medical examiner. The team find themselves in danger when Woody uncovers a mass grave filled with the bodies of mobsters.~false~08/11/2009~02:40~03:30~50 ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~08/11/2009~03:30~05:30~120 ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~08/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30 Jim Jam and Sunny~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When brother and sister Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, the fun begins when their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with.~false~08/11/2009~06:00~06:15~15 Boblins~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Adventures with The Boblins, the kind, loving and mischievous characters who live in the colourful land of Rainbow's End.~false~08/11/2009~06:15~06:25~10 Engie Benjy~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures with the helpful chap and his faithful dog Jollop.~false~08/11/2009~06:25~06:35~10 Odd-Jobbers~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Odd-Jobbers is the tale of the Mendits, four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a little village called Patchville. There are the brothers Osimo, Bitz and Bob, and their cousin Mia. They run a small odd-jobbing business in Patchville - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small or odd for them.~false~08/11/2009~06:35~06:45~10 Fluffy Gardens~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool animation following the adventures of Floella the fruitbat, Paolo the cat and Mr Johnson the Panda.~false~08/11/2009~06:45~07:00~15 Dora the Explorer~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Vamonos! Dora the Explorer is back with more adventures.~false~08/11/2009~07:00~07:25~25 Kid vs Kat~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures of a ten-year-old boy who is constantly at war with a megalomaniacal sphinx cat. The life of Coop Burtonburger is turned upside down when his spoilt little sister brings home a mysterious stray cat. Coop quickly discovers that Kat is a super-smart mastermind with diabolical plans, and realises that only he can expose the ferocious feline and save the world!~false~08/11/2009~07:25~07:45~20 Dork Hunters from Outer Space~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Using Earth as their base, the Dorks have a plan to take over the universe - but they haven't considered the unlikely heroes who happen to be in the right place at the right time - the Dork Hunters from Outer Space! The fate of the universe now rests in the hands of three teenage aliens and two Earthlings. Our heroes must save the galaxy while struggling to cope with life as average teenagers, but they also have to handle taking their orders from a goldfish!~false~08/11/2009~07:45~08:10~25 Chop Socky Chooks~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures of a team of chickens, trained in the martial arts, who lead the fight against the evil Dr Wasabi, a mutated piranha and the leader of the chimp army.~false~08/11/2009~08:10~08:50~40 SpongeBob SquarePants~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cartoon about an accident-prone sea sponge who works in a fast-food restaurant and has adventures with his friends Patrick Starfish, Squidward and others.~false~08/11/2009~08:50~09:25~35 FA Cup Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~The FA Cup first round always produces shocks and heroes, as non-league teams seek to upset opponents from Leagues One and Two. Ned Boulting and Robbie Earle analyse the day's action, including Stourbridge v Walsall and Bromley v Colchester.~false~08/11/2009~09:25~10:55~90 Coronation Street Omnibus~~~~Tim Dowd~David Neilson,Gray O'Brien,Chris Gascoyne,Reece Dinsdale,Helen Worth,Anthony Valentine~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Roy is determined to expose Tony as a murderer. A shocked Peter is confronted by someone claiming to be from his past. Joe proposes to Gail.~false~08/11/2009~10:55~13:10~135 ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~08/11/2009~13:10~13:15~5 FA Cup Live: Northwich Victoria v Charlton~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Matt Smith presents live coverage from the Victoria Stadium, as Northwich Victoria from the Blue Square North League fancy their chances of an FA Cup giant-killing act in their first-round tie against League One title contenders Charlton Athletic. The match is followed by the draw for the second round live from Wembley.~false~08/11/2009~13:15~15:50~155 Octopussy~~~1983~John Glen~James Bond*Roger Moore|Octopussy*Maud Adams|Kamal*Louis Jourdan|Magda*Kristina Wayborn|Gobinda*Kabir Bedi|General Orlov*Steven Berkoff|One of twins*David Meyer|One of twins*Tony Meyer|Vijay*Vijay Amritraj|"Q"*Desmond Llewelyn|"M"*Robert Brown|Gogol*Walter Gotell|Minister of Defence*Geoffrey Keen|009*Andy Bradford|Miss Moneypenny*Lois Maxwell~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~PG~Film~Adapted from the Ian Fleming stories Octopussy and The Property of a Lady, this was the 13th Bond movie and it's possibly the most frivolous in the series to date (it's certainly the most careless). The plot meanders all over the place, as Roger Moore follows glamorous smuggler Maud Adams and renegade Soviet general Steven Berkoff across India and Central Europe. All the usual gadgets are on view (although even they aren't quite up to Q's usual standard), but director John Glen (editor and second unit director on several earlier entries) never quite seems in control of either the breathless action or the overly glib dialogue. ~false~08/11/2009~15:50~18:15~145 Wales News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of all the latest news from across Wales.~false~08/11/2009~18:15~18:30~15 ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~08/11/2009~18:30~18:45~15 Harry Hill's TV Burp~~5/8~~Peter Orton~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~Harry Hill is back for another batch of top-drawer skits, clips and quips based on the best of the week's TV. There is no way of knowing which shows have caught the big-collared comic's eye this time - but you can be sure no potential funnies from your favourite shows will go unnoticed!~false~08/11/2009~18:45~19:15~30 All Star Family Fortunes~~~~John L Spencer~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Gameshow in which two celebrities and their families battle it out to win big money for the charity of their choice. Today Lesley Dunlop and clan take on John Barrowman and family. Will host Vernon Kay manage to get a word in around the high energy and hilarity of the Barrowmans?~false~08/11/2009~19:15~20:00~45 The X Factor~~~~Jonathan Bullen~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~For a show that's got more padding than the shoulders of the "Salvation Army-chic" jacket Cheryl Cole wore for her first solo performance, this sure does get a lot of viewers. More than 13 million of us tuned in to see Danyl Johnson battle it out with Miss Frank the other week. True, the hour-long results show features a turn from at least one top-drawer act. But it's the outcome of the voting that we're waiting for. With Dermot O'Leary dragging it out for what seems like an eternity to us at home, heaven knows how long it must feel to the contestants. And that's pretty well it. Yet who would dream of missing it? Radio Times reviewer - Jane Rackham~true~08/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Doc Martin~~8/8 - The Wrong Goodbye~~Ben Bolt~Dr Martin Ellingham*Martin Clunes|Louisa Glasson*Caroline Catz|Edith Montgomery*Lia Williams|Joan Norton*Stephanie Cole|Bert Large*Ian McNeice|Al Large*Joe Absolom|Pauline Lamb*Katherine Parkinson|PC Penhale*John Marquez|Mrs Tishell*Selina Cadell|Tasha*Sophie Thompson|Tommy*Nigel Betts|Mrs Rudd*June Marlow|Mrs Wilson*Pameli Benham|Mick*Andy Robb|Will*Darren Clarke|Little Susie*Ruby Pender|Publican*Roger Walker|Paramedics*Tim Faraday, Amanda Daniel|Patients*Angela McGowan, Callum Dixon|Old Man*Robert Putt~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~So, will he stay or will he go? Like you, we don't know whether or not Martin Clunes's grumpy doctor will abandon sleepy Portwenn for the bright lights of London and the operating theatre, because the final episode in this series was still being edited as we went to press. But we do know that he's inundated with patients on the last day before his surgery closes and that his old love Louisa goes into labour a little earlier than either of them anticipated. Radio Times reviewer - Jane Rackham~true~08/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~08/11/2009~22:00~22:15~15 The Words of War~~~~Paula Lichtarowicz~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~To commemorate the end of the Great War, letters, diaries and poems depicting first-hand accounts of life in the trenches are read by serving soldiers, relatives and public figures. Interwoven with archive images of the war, the accounts tell of the optimism felt in 1914, the horrors of trench warfare, and of Europe's exhausted armistice four years later.~false~08/11/2009~22:15~23:15~60 FA Cup Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~The first round of the FA Cup sees 32 non-league teams in action, all hoping to emerge as this year's giant-killers. Ned Boulting and Robbie Earle review the weekend's action including Northwich Victoria v Charlton Athletic.~false~08/11/2009~23:15~00:00~45 UEFA Champions League Weekly~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~A regular round-up of all the action and big name interviews, featuring the biggest stars from European football's premier club competition - the UEFA Champions League.~false~09/11/2009~00:00~00:30~30 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Emergency~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Steve Scott goes on board and on the scene with fire crews, paramedics, ambulance teams, doctors and nurses as they make split-second, life-or-death decisions and fight to save lives.~false~09/11/2009~00:30~01:35~65 Kojak~~Dead on His Feet~~~Telly Savalas,Dan Frazer,Kevin Dobson,Harry Guardino~false~false~false~true~false~false~true~false~~~Drama~Police drama series. A terminally ill detective forms a personal vendetta against his late partner's murderer.~false~09/11/2009~01:35~02:25~50 Could the Internet Make You Rich: Tonight~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Could the internet be your route to making a fortune? Jonathan Maitland meets the entrepreneurs who are using the latest technology to forge new careers and create new opportunities.~false~09/11/2009~02:25~02:55~30 ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~09/11/2009~02:55~05:30~155 ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~09/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30 GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Penny Smith and Ben Shephard. Richard Arnold picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~09/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155 GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~09/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~09/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Rock icons Bon Jovi chat and perform in the studio. Comedian Dara O'Briain drops in to talk about his new book. Plus there is all the backstage gossip from the weekend's X Factor shows, and Soap Queen Sharon Marshall will be previewing this week's explosive soap storylines. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~09/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55 ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~09/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Rock icons Bon Jovi chat and perform in the studio. Comedian Dara O'Briain drops in to talk about his new book. Plus there is all the backstage gossip from the weekend's X Factor shows, and Soap Queen Sharon Marshall will be previewing this week's explosive soap storylines. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~09/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun.~false~09/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news headlines from around the world, a national weather forecast and a round-up of news and weather in your region.~false~09/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Jake Senior~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson and the team are in Doncaster, where dealers Brenda Haller, Simon Schneider and Mike Melody are hoping to clinch some top antiques deals. Simon pays big money for an Austrian clock.~false~09/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60 The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~More afternoon chat with Alan Titchmarsh. His guests today are actress Sylvia Syms and broadcaster John Sergeant. Plus there is music from Mr Hudson.~false~09/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60 Midsomer Murders~~1/2 - Orchis Fatalis (Part 1)~~Peter Smith~DCI Tom Barnaby*John Nettles|Sgt Dan Scott*John Hopkins|Joyce Barnaby*Jane Wymark|Cully Barnaby*Laura Howard|Dr Bullard*Barry Jackson~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~When one of the world's rarest orchids is smuggled illegally into Midsomer Malham, it triggers a catalogue of passion, jealousy and death. Barnaby and Scott must find the flower - and the person prepared to commit murder in order to get their hands on it.~false~09/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60 Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Jasper Carrott presents a game of intuition and luck, as contestants try to find which of 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash, while avoiding the killer balls.~false~09/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60 Wales Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport, breaking stories and local weather from across Wales.~false~09/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 ITV Evening News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of all the day's headline news, plus a national weather forecast.~false~09/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Emmerdale~~~~Henry Foster~Rokhsaneh Ghawam-Shahidi,Matthew Wolfenden,Sian Reeves,John Middleton,Charlotte Bellamy,Carolin Stoltz~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Leyla's confession leaves David reeling. Sally's plans backfire as Ashley and Laurel are reconciled. A mysterious figure arrives in the village.~false~09/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30 Coronation Street~~~~John Anderson~David Neilson,Gray O'Brien,Samia Smith,Julie Hesmondhalgh,Reece Dinsdale,Helen Worth~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Will Roy force Tony to confess to Maria? Hayley's new job causes friction at Underworld. Joe is shocked by an unexpected visitor.~false~09/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30 Wales This Week~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Award-winning current affairs programme with Mai Davies.~false~09/11/2009~20:00~20:30~30 Coronation Street~~~~John Anderson~David Neilson,Gray O'Brien,Reece Dinsdale,Andrew Whyment,Jennie McAlpine,Jonathan Dixon~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Roy is determined to crack Tony. Joe is threatened by a dangerous caller. Kirk arranges a big surprise for Fiz.~false~09/11/2009~20:30~21:00~30 Collision~~1/5~~Marc Evans~DI John Tolin*Douglas Henshall|SIO Ann Stallwood*Kate Ashfield|PC Sanjay Gopal*Sushil Chudasama|PC Alan Clacy*Andrew Brooke|Deputy Com Fraser*Pip Torrens|Richard Reeves*Paul McGann|Jodie Tolin*Jo Woodcock|DCI Stephen Maitland*Christopher Fulford|Danny Rampton*Dean Lennox Kelly|Jeffrey Rampton*Craig Kelly|Derek*Frank Harper|Sidney Norris*David Bamber|Ed Wilson*Brian Pettifer|Mrs Whitfield*Di Botcher|Alice Jackson*Lenora Crichlow|Gareth Clay*Anwar Lynch|Carol Jackson*Nimmy March|Bill Jackson*Colin McFarlane|Sandra Rampton*Zoe Telford|Jake*Nick Moss|Ozan*Pano Masti|Jane Tarrant*Lucy Griffiths|Dave Brown*Matt Ryan|Keith Fowler*Christopher Villiers|Cindie Smith*Jocelyn Jee Esien|Simon Parker*Joe Westcott|Mrs Parker*Caroline Trowbridge|Brian Edwards*Phil Davis~false~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~~~Drama~Pack an aluminium blanket and a sustaining flask of tea, because ITV1 is giving us a mountain to climb with Collision, a five-part drama broadcasting across consecutive nights. BBC1 has grown fond of this kind of "event scheduling", and it's worked well - the recent Criminal Justice, for instance, was a big success, holding the attention of a sustained and loyal audience. But ITV1 has been shy of packing its dramatic diamonds into a single box in this way, so it will be interesting to see if its drama-hungry viewers are prepared to make the commitment needed. Let's hope so, as Collision has lots of promise. The first episode inevitably involves lots of setting up as we eavesdrop on the lives of a handful of disparate characters who appear to have nothing in common. But they are flung into a terrible unity by a car accident on a busy dual carriageway. Writer Anthony Horowitz (who created the beloved Foyle's War) does a masterly job of weaving together the strands of these separate lives in the episode's final moments when the crash - which is frighteningly realistic - occurs. Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham~true~09/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 News at Ten and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news headlines from around the world, a national weather forecast and a round-up of the day's news and weather in your region.~false~09/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35 The Time Machine~~~2002~Simon Wells, Gore Verbinski~Professor Alexander Hartdegen*Guy Pearce|Mara*Samantha Mumba|Uber-Morlock*Jeremy Irons|Vox*Orlando Jones|Dr David Philby*Mark Addy|Emma*Sienna Guillory|Mrs Watchit*Phyllida Law|Kalen*Omero Mumba|Flower store worker*Alan Young~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~2~PG~Film~People of a certain age will always have a soft spot for director George Pal's 1960 adaptation of HG Wells's The Time Machine. It remains an innovative sci-fi staple and, fittingly, a time capsule of imaginative rather than effects-laden film-making. What will this dull, philosophically fudged and digitally dependent remake say about the early 21st-century when seen in the future? Chiefly, that we can't tell a tried and tested yarn - Victorian inventor travels 800,000 years forward in time and finds that a post-apocalyptic civilisation has divided into a two-tier caste system - without recourse to standard action-movie heroics. A hollow-cheeked Guy Pearce tries hard to inhabit the character of the driven Professor Hartdegen, but the minute he arrives in the future he strips to the waist and shows off his far from professorial pecs to pop singer Samantha Mumba - whose Dublin accent might have been reined in by a more experienced director than Simon Wells. Also, as the great-grandson of the esteemed author, Wells might have had more nous than to include the postmodern comic interlude in a future library where holographic archivist Orlando Jones gently mocks both the book and previous film.~false~09/11/2009~22:35~00:20~105 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Mystery~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Steve Scott opens the casebooks on Britain's most notorious murders, infamous criminals and unsolved mysteries, as he reveals some of the darkest secrets in crime history.~false~10/11/2009~00:20~01:15~55 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun.~false~10/11/2009~01:15~02:05~50 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~true~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.~false~10/11/2009~02:05~03:00~55 ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~10/11/2009~03:00~05:30~150 ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~10/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30 GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Penny Smith and Ben Shephard. David Walliams talks about his new children's book Mr Stink, and Richard Arnold picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~10/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155 GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~10/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~10/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Phillip and Holly are joined by last year's X Factor runners-up JLS, who treat us to a performance of their new single. Tennis champion Serena Williams chats about her new autobiography and life as a sporting icon. Alison Hammond catches up with Donny and Marie Osmond. And Dr Chris Steele delves behind all the latest medical headlines. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~10/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55 ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~10/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Phillip and Holly are joined by last year's X Factor runners-up JLS, who treat us to a performance of their new single. Tennis champion Serena Williams chats about her new autobiography and life as a sporting icon. Alison Hammond catches up with Donny and Marie Osmond. And Dr Chris Steele delves behind all the latest medical headlines. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~10/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Today they are joined by Oscar-nominated actress Samantha Morton and adventurer and presenter Charley Boorman.~false~10/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the news from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather from your region.~false~10/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Vicky Webb~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson and the team are in Stratford-upon-Avon, where dealers James Layte, Ian Towning and Alison Chapman are hoping to make some good antiques deals with the locals. Ian pays over 1000 pounds for a ring.~false~10/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60 The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan's guests today include pop producer Pete Waterman, who gives a few tips on how to make it in showbusiness. Plus there is music from Peter Andre, and showbiz news from Ashley Pearson.~false~10/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60 Midsomer Murders~~2/2 - Orchis Fatalis (Part 2)~~Peter Smith~Madeline Villiers*Marty Cruickshank|Jimmy Fong*Stuart Ong|Margaret Winstanley*Harriet Walter|Henry Plummer*Richard Attlee|Deborah Plummer*Amanda Harris~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Conclusion. When one of the world's rarest orchids is smuggled illegally into Midsomer Malham, it triggers a catalogue of passion, jealousy and death. Barnaby and Scott must find the flower - and the person prepared to commit murder in order to get their hands on it.~false~10/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60 Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Comedian Jasper Carrott presents the game show in which four players receive Golden Balls stuffed with life-changing amounts of cash. Hidden amongst them are the dreaded Killer Balls, which have the power to wreak havoc with the jackpot. In a game of truth and bluff, the players try to work out who is holding the big cash and who is hiding killers. Someone is going to be voted off and their balls are out of the game for good, but how far will the players go to keep themselves in?~false~10/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60 Wales Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport, breaking stories and local weather from across Wales.~false~10/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 ITV Evening News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the news from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.~false~10/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Emmerdale~~~~Henry Foster~Leyla Harding*Rokhsaneh Ghawam-Shahidi|David Metcalfe*Matthew Wolfenden|Will Wylde*Oscar Lloyd|Belle Dingle*Eden Taylor-Draper|Sally Spode*Sian Reeves|Ashley Thomas*John Middleton|Mark Wylde*Maxwell Caulfield|Brenda Walker*Lesley Dunlop|Gennie Walker*Sian Reese-Williams|Rodney Blackstock*Patrick Mower|Betty Eagleton*Paula Tilbrook|Adele Allfrey*Tanya Vital|Olena Petrovich*Carolin Stoltz|Mrs Wichelow*Ann Aris|Courier*Daniel Norman|Mrs Bridges*Genevieve Walsh|Mr Bridges*Stephen MacKenna|Guest*Iris Sharples|Fire officer*Scott Ryan Vickers|Paramedics*James Child, Jill Myers|Doctor*David Maxwell Brown|Nurse*Gail Burland~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~A devastated Leyla watches David square up to Nathan. Will and Belle make a shocking discovery in the barn. Sally hatches a plan to give Ashley a birthday he will not forget.~false~10/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30 Grimefighters~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Series following the work of Britain's clean-up crews. Dagenham duo Bill and Simon are having a very bad day at the office. A family house that became a drug den poses a prickly problem for Darren and his team of extreme cleaners. Ray and Andy have some heavy work on their hands when they find a nest of abandoned fridges. And in Wolverhampton, fly-tippers push Lew over the edge. Narrated by John Sergeant.~false~10/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30 John Sergeant on the Tourist Trail~~1/3 - Green and Pleasant Land~~Jim Funnell~~false~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~~~Documentary~American tourists love an English rose garden; the Germans prefer our coastline; while the Japanese are almost as fanatical about Beatrix Potter as souvenir shops. In the first of this whimsical three-parter, John Sergeant dons panama hat and a jovial expression to find out what some of the 32 million foreign tourists who visit Britain every year see in the place. Then he surprises a group of German bikers over here for the annual TT races on the Isle of Man by taking them to a place he reckons they won't find in a guide book. It's Great Tew, the picture-postcard pretty village in the Cotswolds where he grew up. Sergeant's a pleasant companion in the vein of Michael Palin and, with his polite manner and posh voice, is a terrific advert for the eccentric British gent. But it's not all Earl Grey and small talk: he throws himself into the oddest situations (such as a jam session with Punjabi musicians who are in Wales for the Eisteddfod) with admirable brio. Radio Times reviewer - Jane Rackham~true~10/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Collision~~2/5~~Marc Evans~Kate Ashfield,Douglas Henshall,Claire Rushbrook,Dean Lennox Kelly,Anwar Lynch,Lenora Crichlow~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~The chaotic aftermath of the collision brings more twists and surprises. When Senior Investigating Officer Ann Stallwood arrives to take charge of the whole operation it becomes apparent that she and Tolin have history. Tolin interviews Gareth in hospital to find out if the officers who pursued him and Alice were responsible for the accident. But why did van driver Danny Rampton flee the scene? And what exactly has secretary Karen Donnelly stolen from the chemical company where she works?~false~10/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 News at Ten and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the day's news followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.~false~10/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35 Fiddles, Cheats & Scams~~1/2~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~In the first of two programmes, Morland Sanders reports on the boom in scams and insurance fraud. From outrageous benefit cheats caught on camera to breathtaking financial fakers, the programme reveals some of the nation's more colourful, cheeky and sometimes charming fraudsters.~false~10/11/2009~22:35~23:35~60 In Plain Sight~~10/15 - Miles to Go~~Sam Weisman~Mary McCormack,Frederick Weller,Nichole Hiltz,Paul Ben-Victor,David Denman,Holly Maples~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama about a US Marshal. Chicago security guard Ed Fogerty enters witness protection after uncovering an international auto theft ring. He refuses to testify unless Mary and Marshall find his missing son, Miles. But during the search, some disturbing information about Ed and Miles is revealed.~false~10/11/2009~23:35~00:30~55 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Mystery~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Steve Scott opens the casebooks on Britain's most notorious murders, infamous criminals and unsolved mysteries, as he reveals some of the darkest secrets in crime history.~false~11/11/2009~00:30~01:25~55 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Today they are joined by Oscar-nominated actress Samantha Morton and adventurer and presenter Charley Boorman.~false~11/11/2009~01:25~02:15~50 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~true~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~11/11/2009~02:15~03:05~50 ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~11/11/2009~03:05~05:30~145 ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~11/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30 GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Penny Smith and Andrew Castle. Emma Crosby reports from cosmopolitan Cape Town in South Africa, and Richard Arnold picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~11/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155 GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~11/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~11/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Former EastEnders actress Martine McCutcheon talks to Phillip and Holly about her new career as a novelist. Jazz star Jamie Cullum performs live in the studio. Comedienne Sandi Toksvig takes a look at the stories making the morning newspapers. And one of the nation's worst cooks will be transformed into a culinary maestro in Secret Chef. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~11/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55 ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast.~false~11/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Former EastEnders actress Martine McCutcheon talks to Phillip and Holly about her new career as a novelist. Jazz star Jamie Cullum performs live in the studio. Comedienne Sandi Toksvig takes a look at the stories making the morning newspapers. And one of the nation's worst cooks will be transformed into a culinary maestro in Secret Chef. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~11/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Today their guests are Myleene Klass and Dr Christian Jennsen.~false~11/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather from your region.~false~11/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Steve Peet~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson and the team are in Penrith, where dealers David Hakeney, Mike Melody and Helen Gardiner are hoping to uncover some treasures. An old diamond brooch makes good money at auction.~false~11/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60 The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan's guests today include News at Ten anchor Julie Etchingham. Plus the Coldstream Guards perform music from their new album and Elton John's florist Simon Lycett offers up some flower arranging tips.~false~11/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60 Midsomer Murders~~1/2 - The Fisher King (Part 1)~~~Anne Heldman*Diana Kent|David Hartley-Reade*Nicholas Rowe|Gareth Heldman*Henry Ian Cusick|Harry Green*Nick Barber|Jane Willows*Lynda Bellingham~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~When a womanising landowner is killed by a blow from a Celtic spear, memories of a tragic archaeological dig are reawakened. And Barnaby and Scott's investigation stirs up a maze of twisted relationships, professional jealousies and lies.~false~11/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60 Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Comedian Jasper Carrott presents the game show in which four players receive Golden Balls stuffed with life-changing amounts of cash. Hidden amongst them are the dreaded Killer Balls, which have the power to wreak havoc with the jackpot. In a game of truth and bluff, the players try to work out who is holding the big cash and who is hiding killers. Someone is going to be voted off and their balls are out of the game for good, but how far will the players go to keep themselves in?~false~11/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60 Wales Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport, breaking stories and local weather from across Wales.~false~11/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 ITV Evening News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast.~false~11/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Emmerdale~~~~Henry Foster~Terry Woods*Billy Hartman|Nathan Wylde*Lyndon Ogbourne|Natasha Wylde*Amanda Donohoe|Laurel Thomas*Charlotte Bellamy|Sandy Thomas*Freddie Jones|Douglas Potts*Duncan Preston|Priya Sharma*Effie Woods|Eric Pollard*Christopher Chittell|Val Pollard*Charlie Hardwick|Jai Sharma*Christopher Bisson|Nikhil Sharma*Rik Makarem|Sam Dingle*James Hooton|Cain Dingle*Jeff Hordley|Charity Tate*Emma Atkins|Debbie Dingle*Charley Webb|Zak Dingle*Steve Halliwell|Lisa Dingle*Jane Cox|Chas Dingle*Lucy Pargeter|Carl King*Tom Lister|Katie Sugden*Sammy Winward|Diane Sugden*Elizabeth Estensen|Andy Sugden*Kelvin Fletcher|Aaron Livesy*Danny Miller|Lizzie Lakely*Kitty McGeever|Faye Lamb*Kim Thomson|Ryan Lamb*James Sutton|Edna Birch*Shirley Stelfox|Moira Barton*Natalie J Robb|Holly Barton*Sophie Powles|Hannah Barton*Grace Cassidy|Adam Barton*Adam Thomas|Viv Hope*Deena Payne|Bob Hope*Tony Audenshaw~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Sally is left fuming when Laurel puts her foot down. Leyla's hand is forced when Natasha issues her with an ultimatum. Will and Belle struggle to keep their secret.~false~11/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30 Coronation Street~~~~John Anderson~Sally Whittaker,Graeme Hawley,Gray O'Brien,Reece Dinsdale,Helen Worth,Jennie McAlpine~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Sally goes ballistic when John Stape returns to the Street. Tony is distressed and haunted by his confession. Joe buys Gail a ring - but will she like it?~false~11/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30 An Audience with Donny and Marie~~~~Jonathan Bullen~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Donny and Marie Osmond bring us a taste of their hugely successful Las Vegas show and answer questions from a celebrity audience about three decades as showbiz superstars. It is over 20 years since the famous siblings last performed together in the UK, and today they sing some of their greatest hits as well as songs from their Vegas show. Highlights include a frenzied version of Crazy Horses by Donny, and Marie's huge hit Paper Roses.~false~11/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60 Collision~~3/5~~Marc Evans~Douglas Henshall,Kate Ashfield,Claire Rushbrook,Phil Davis,Jan Francis,Lucy Griffiths~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Tolin already knows that there is more to the collision than meets the eye, but his boss considers the case closed so Tolin has to beg for more time to unravel all the mysteries of the case. He also has to deal with his own tangled relationships and secret past. Meanwhile, Christine questions why her mother Joyce was so badly injured while Brian has barely a scratch, Karen is in deep water, illegal immigrant Naomi adds another layer to the case, and romance seems to be blossoming between Jane and Richard.~false~11/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 News at Ten and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.~false~11/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35 In the Line of Fire~~1/2~~Jamie Berry~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~First of a two-part documentary on the work of the CO19, the firearms division of the Metropolitan Police. The programme makers were granted unique access to the unit, following its officers for four months at close quarters. Gun and gang crime is plaguing Britain's cities and London has been hardest hit with an average of two shootings every day. Officers talk about what it is like to be handed a weapon at the start of every shift knowing that a split second decision can mean the difference between life and death.~false~11/11/2009~22:35~23:35~60 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Action Stations~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Nightwatch goes to action stations with fighter pilots and ground troops on duty in Afghanistan. Plus we hear the stories of heroes from previous conflicts involving the British forces.~false~11/11/2009~23:35~00:30~55 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~On patrol with police forces across the country as they continue in their never-ending battle against criminals and law breakers.~false~12/11/2009~00:30~01:25~55 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun. Today their guests are Myleene Klass and Dr Christian Jennsen.~false~12/11/2009~01:25~02:15~50 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~true~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.~false~12/11/2009~02:15~03:10~55 Kym Marsh - Born Too Soon: Tonight~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Following the death of her son Archie, Coronation Street actress Kym Marsh asks why so many women have premature babies and questions whether the NHS could do more to tackle the problem.~false~12/11/2009~03:10~03:35~25 ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~12/11/2009~03:35~05:30~115 ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~12/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30 GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Penny Smith and Andrew Castle. Michael Caine talks about his new film Harry Brown, Sugababes perform their new single, and Richard Arnold picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~12/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155 GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~12/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~12/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. The Backstreet Boys perform their new single Bigger, agony aunt Denise Robertson will be offering up some sage advice, Sharon Marshall is back with Soap Box and Phil Vickery takes to the kitchen to prepare a delicious lunchtime treat. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~12/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55 ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast.~false~12/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. The Backstreet Boys perform their new single Bigger, agony aunt Denise Robertson will be offering up some sage advice, Sharon Marshall is back with Soap Box and Phil Vickery takes to the kitchen to prepare a delicious lunchtime treat. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~12/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun with their guest, celebrated actress Miriam Margoyles.~false~12/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather from your region.~false~12/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Vicky Webb~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson and the team are in Winchester, where dealers Jo Brayshaw, Simon Schneider and Stewart Hofgartner are hoping to find some treasures. Some Crimean War medals are the centre of attention.~false~12/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60 The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Today Alan is joined by singer-songwriter Rosanne Cash, daughter of the legendary Johnny. Plus chef Rachel Allen offers up some foodie treats.~false~12/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60 Midsomer Murders~~2/2 - The Fisher King (Part 2)~~~Dr James Lavery*Terrence Hardiman|Vanessa Stone*Susannah Doyle|Miriam Hartley-Reade*Rebecca Saire|Nathan Green*Jim Carter|Per Hansen*Malcolm Tierney~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Conclusion. When a womanising landowner is killed by a blow from a Celtic spear, memories of a tragic archaeological dig are reawakened. And Barnaby and Scott's investigation stirs up a maze of twisted relationships, professional jealousies and lies.~false~12/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60 Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Comedian Jasper Carrott presents the game show in which four players receive Golden Balls stuffed with life-changing amounts of cash. Hidden amongst them are the dreaded Killer Balls, which have the power to wreak havoc with the jackpot. In a game of truth and bluff, the players try to work out who is holding the big cash and who is hiding killers. Someone is going to be voted off and their balls are out of the game for good, but how far will the players go to keep themselves in?~false~12/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60 Wales Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport, breaking stories and local weather from across Wales.~false~12/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 ITV Evening News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the latest headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast.~false~12/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Emmerdale~~~~Lee Salisbury~Sian Reeves,Charlotte Bellamy,John Middleton,Billy Hartman,Charlie Hardwick,Christopher Chittell~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Sally resorts to drastic measures in her attempt to come between Laurel and Ashley. Terry is increasingly frustrated by Val and Eric's behaviour. Doug urges Leyla to stand up to Nathan.~false~12/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30 Fishlock's Wales~~Vanishing Villages~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Trevor Fishlock presents the series about traditional crafts and industries still surviving today. Today, he reports on the ancient villages from the Gwent valleys to the hills of Snowdonia that were abandoned by their residents. And he looks at the campaign by conservationists to give them a new life.~false~12/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30 Emmerdale~~~~Lee Salisbury~John Middleton,Charlotte Bellamy,Rokhsaneh Ghawam-Shahidi,Lyndon Ogbourne,Sophie Powles,Jane Cox~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Ashley is horrified to find Laurel trapped in the burning church. Leyla gets her revenge on Nathan. Holly makes Lisa an unexpected offer.~false~12/11/2009~20:00~20:30~30 Coronation Street~~~~John Anderson~Jesse Chadwick*John Thomson|Julie Carp*Katy Cavanagh|Simon Barlow*Alex Bain|Tony Gordon*Gray O'Brien|Roy Cropper*David Neilson|Maria Connor*Samia Smith|Fiz Stape*Jennie McAlpine|Chesney Battersby-Brown*Sam Aston|Sally Webster*Sally Whittaker|Kevin Webster*Michael Le Vell|Molly Dobbs*Vicky Binns|Tyrone Dobbs*Alan Halsall|Joe McIntyre*Reece Dinsdale|Gail Platt*Helen Worth|David Platt*Jack P Shepherd|Tina McIntyre*Michelle Keegan|Rick Neelan*Greg Wood|Freda*Ali Briggs~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Tony threatens to murder Roy. Sally takes revenge on John. Simon catches Jesse and Julie in the act.~true~12/11/2009~20:30~21:00~30 Collision~~4/5~~Marc Evans~Harry Canwell*Ben Crompton|Joyce Thompson*Sylvia Syms|Christine Edwards*Jan Francis|Angela Reeves*Victoria Wicks|Paul*Ray Sawyer|Craig*Bill Buckhurst|DCI Mike Evans*Shaun Prendergast|James Taylor/Ben Hickman*Richard Harrington|Guy Pearson*Nicholas Farrell|Tsegga*Cornelius Macarthy|Naomi*Alma Eno|Tariq Shah*Renu Setna|Joe*John Ioannou|DS Anthony Braydon*Matthew Gravelle|Linda Canwell*Nia Roberts|Alan Faraday*Gregor Truter|William Rampton*Darius Caple|Karen Donnelly*Claire Rushbrook|James Taylor*Mick Ford|Robert Miller*Nicholas Gecks|Audrey Pitt*Linda Spurrier|German executive*Gido Schimanski|Pub landlord*Dermot Keaney|Paramedics*Grant Ibbs, Dean Ashton|Nurse*Maya Sondhi~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~The truth about Jodie's accident and Tolin's guilty feelings comes out - can Tolin reconcile his relationship with Ann with his need to protect his daughter? Sandra is furious when she finds out what Danny was up to, and arranges for him to leave the country. Jane and Richard continue to see each other, and Dave starts to suspect that he is being lied to. And there is a shock in store for Tolin and Ann when they track down James Taylor, the man Karen was meeting.~false~12/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 News at Ten and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast, plus the latest news and weather from your region.~false~12/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35 Kym Marsh - Born Too Soon: Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Following the death of her son Archie, Coronation Street actress Kym Marsh asks why so many women have premature babies and questions whether the NHS could do more to tackle the problem.~false~12/11/2009~22:35~23:05~30 Sharp End~~~~Gwynne Williams~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Mai Davies presents the show that looks at how the decisions taken in Westminster and Cardiff Bay affect the lives of the people of Wales.~false~12/11/2009~23:05~23:35~30 October Road~~2/6 - The Pros and Cons of Upsetting the Applecart~~Gary Fleder~Bryan Greenberg,Laura Prepon,Penny Johnson Jerald,Warren Christie,Tom Berenger,Evan Jones~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama. Nick wants to stay in Knights Ridge, but when he tries to get a job at the local college, obstacles keep appearing. And his friends are still mad at him - Eddie tries to get back at him by pursuing Aubrey, and Hannah is angry when she realises that The Commander is trying to find out if Sam is Nick's son. Meanwhile, Ikey is not happy when Alison and Owen go on their annual date.~false~12/11/2009~23:35~00:25~50 Motorsport UK~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Louise Goodman presents action from Rockingham in Northamptonshire as the Porsche Carrera Cup and Ginetta Junior Championship take to the track. Commentary by John Hindhaugh and Simon Hill.~false~13/11/2009~00:25~01:15~50 The Cosby Mysteries~~Expert Witness~~~Bill Cosby,James Naughton,Rita Moreno,Lynn Whitfield,Robert Stanton,Phylicia Rashad~false~false~false~true~false~false~true~false~~~Drama~Drama series about a criminologist turned private eye. Guy finds himself up against one of his old proteges, now a forensics expert, when he helps defend in court an ageing cat burglar accused of murder.~false~13/11/2009~01:15~02:05~50 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun with their guest, celebrated actress Miriam Margoyles.~false~13/11/2009~02:05~02:55~50 ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~13/11/2009~02:55~05:30~155 ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~13/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30 GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Penny Smith and Andrew Castle. Richard Arnold picks the best of the weekend's TV.~false~13/11/2009~06:00~09:25~205 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~13/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Presented by Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford. Jon Culshaw and Debra Stephenson chat about their new comedy show. Justin Lee Collins pops in to talk about his new book Good Times. Style expert Jason Gardiner casts his beady eye over the style trends for this weekend. And resident chef Ed Baines will be serving up another tasty treat for lunch at the Chef's Table. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~13/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55 ITV News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world followed by a national weather forecast.~false~13/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Presented by Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford. Jon Culshaw and Debra Stephenson chat about their new comedy show. Justin Lee Collins pops in to talk about his new book Good Times. Style expert Jason Gardiner casts his beady eye over the style trends for this weekend. And resident chef Ed Baines will be serving up another tasty treat for lunch at the Chef's Table. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~13/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join the loose ladies for another helping of fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun with their guest, Crossroads' Sue Hanson - aka Miss Diane.~false~13/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast plus the latest news and weather from your region.~false~13/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Russell Brown~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson and the team are in Chesterfield, where dealers Cheryl Hakeney, Tim Hogarth and Mike Melody are hoping to make some good deals. An old photo album does well at auction.~false~13/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60 The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan gives his regular gardening tips as the weekend approaches. Plus there is music from indie band Athlete.~false~13/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60 Midsomer Murders~~1/2 - Hidden Depths (Part 1)~~~Steve Hope*John Lightbody|Sarah*Vicki Hopps|Felicity Turner*Lucy Russell|Nick Turner James*Weber Brown|Antonia Wilmot*Nancy Carroll|Otto Benham Oliver*Ford Davies~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~When a solicitor falls from a roof to his death, Barnaby and Scott investigate whether it was suicide or murder. They discover that a rival lawyer was spreading harmful rumours about the dead man, but when this man is drugged and killed as well, the motive looks like revenge - but for what?~false~13/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60 Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Comedian Jasper Carrott presents the gameshow in which four players receive Golden Balls stuffed with life-changing amounts of cash. Hidden amongst them are the dreaded Killer Balls, which have the power to wreak havoc with the jackpot. In a game of truth and bluff, the players try to work out who is holding the big cash and who is hiding killers. Someone is going to be voted off and their balls are out of the game for good, but how far will the players go to keep themselves in?~false~13/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60 Wales Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport, breaking stories and local weather from across Wales.~false~13/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 ITV Evening News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast.~false~13/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Emmerdale~~~~Lee Salisbury~John Middleton,Charlotte Bellamy,Rokhsaneh Ghawam-Shahidi,Matthew Wolfenden,Charlie Hardwick,Christopher Chittell~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Ashley is guilt ridden as Laurel's life hangs in the balance. Leyla is gutted to see David with his latest conquest. Val and Eric are shocked when Terry reaches breaking point.~false~13/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30 Coronation Street~~~~John Anderson~Hayley Cropper*Julie Hesmondhalgh|John Stape*Graeme Hawley|Eileen Grimshaw*Sue Cleaver|Eddie Windass*Steve Huison|Anna Windass*Debbie Rush|Gary Windass*Mikey North|Ted Page*Michael Byrne|Kirk Sutherland*Andrew Whyment|Jack Duckworth*William Tarmey|Connie Rathbone*Rita May|Graeme Proctor*Craig Gazey|Steve McDonald*Simon Gregson|Liz McDonald*Beverley Callard|Norris Cole*Malcolm Hebden|Emily Bishop*Eileen Derbyshire|Janice Battersby*Vicky Entwistle|Kelly Crabtree*Tupele Dorgu|Zoe*Kirsty-Leigh Porter~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~The murderous Tony threatens to sort Hayley out. John struggles to settle in on the Street. Eileen finds out that Jesse has been lying to her.~false~13/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30 Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~On the UK's roads the car is king, but with thousands of collisions between cars and bicycles each year, is it time cyclists were better protected? Fiona Foster reports on calls for new safety measures, including a controversial idea to make motorists' insurers automatically responsible for a smash, regardless of who is to blame.~false~13/11/2009~20:00~20:30~30 Coronation Street~~~~John Anderson~David Neilson,Julie Hesmondhalgh,Gray O'Brien,Michael Le Vell,Sally Whittaker,Sue Cleaver~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Roy and Hayley flee after reporting Tony to the police. Kevin learns what will happen if he leaves Sally. Eileen gives Jesse a shocking ultimatum.~false~13/11/2009~20:30~21:00~30 Collision~~5/5~~Marc Evans~Douglas Henshall,Kate Ashfield,Richard Harrington,David Bamber,Paul McGann,Lucy Griffiths~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Concluding part of the drama. Tolin and Ann try to uncover what Karen Donnelly was up to. They look into Sidney's past, and unlock the secret of his computer. Richard and Jane prepare to run away together. Now that Jodie knows about Tolin and Ann, their relationship can come out into the open. And the truth about the collision is revealed.~true~13/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 News at Ten and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the day's headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.~false~13/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35 The Bodyguard~~~1992~Mick Jackson~Frank Farmer*Kevin Costner|Rachel Marron*Whitney Houston|Sy Spector*Gary Kemp|Devaney*Bill Cobbs|Herb Farmer*Ralph Waite|Portman*Tomas Arana|Nicki*Michele Lamar Richards|Tony*Mike Starr|Henry*Christopher Birt|Debbie Reynolds*Debbie Reynolds|Fletcher*DeVaughn Nixon|Ray Court*Gerry Bamman|Minella*Joe Urla|Dan*Tony Pierce|Klingman*Charles Keating|Oscar Host*Robert Wuhl|Thuringer*Daniel Tucker Kamin|Emma*Ethel Ayler~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~false~3~15~Film~In this hugely entertaining slice of escapism, Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston fall in love amid a highly charged atmosphere of jealousy and death threats. Director Mick Jackson created a wildly successful film, much to several critics' snooty chagrin, by teaming two megastars with a daft but jaunty script, a loud rock soundtrack and a few well-staged exciting moments. Costner is a trifle stern, but Houston makes a very creditable acting debut, and the result is great fun. ~true~13/11/2009~22:35~00:55~140 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~On patrol with police forces across the country as they continue in their never-ending battle against criminals and law breakers.~false~14/11/2009~00:55~01:50~55 Peacemakers~~~2003~Larry Carroll~Marshal Jared Stone*Tom Berenger|Twyla Gentry*Bellamy Young|Katie Owen*Amy Carlson|Detective Larimer Finch*Peter O'Meara~false~true~false~true~true~false~true~false~2~~Film~Wild West crime drama. A federal marshal brings the latest forensic techniques to Silver City, Colorado, where he aims to prove that a local miner was not responsible for murder, despite the man having been seen standing over the dead body with a gun in his hand.~false~14/11/2009~01:50~02:55~65 ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~14/11/2009~02:55~05:30~155 ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~14/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30 Jim Jam and Sunny~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When brother and sister Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, the fun begins when their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with.~false~14/11/2009~06:00~06:15~15 Boblins~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Adventures with The Boblins, the kind, loving and mischievous characters who live in the colourful land of Rainbow's End.~false~14/11/2009~06:15~06:25~10 Engie Benjy~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures with the helpful chap and his faithful dog Jollop.~false~14/11/2009~06:25~06:35~10 Odd-Jobbers~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Odd-Jobbers is the tale of the Mendits, four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a little village called Patchville. There are the brothers Osimo, Bitz and Bob, and their cousin Mia. They run a small odd-jobbing business in Patchville - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small or odd for them.~false~14/11/2009~06:35~06:45~10 Fireman Sam~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy.~false~14/11/2009~06:45~07:00~15 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Mickey and his friends encourage preschoolers at home to solve problems and overcome obstacles through exciting interactive adventures.~false~14/11/2009~07:00~07:25~25 Kid vs Kat~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When ten-year old Coop Burtonburger's spoilt little sister Millie brings home a mysterious stray cat, his idyllic life is turned upside down. Coop soon discovers Kat is more than just a scrawny, purple, hairless pet - he's also a super-smart, conniving mastermind who dislikes Coop with a vengeance!~false~14/11/2009~07:25~07:45~20 Jimmy Two Shoes~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Join thrill-seeking optimist Jimmy and his best friends Heloise and Beezy in their attempts to bring fun and adventure to Miseryville, the most miserable place around.~false~14/11/2009~07:45~08:10~25 Batman: The Brave and the Bold~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated series in which Batman works with other heroes from the DC Universe to solve crime and foil super-villains.~false~14/11/2009~08:10~08:50~40 SpongeBob SquarePants~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cartoon about an accident-prone sea sponge who works in a fast-food restaurant and has adventures with his friends Patrick Starfish, Squidward and others.~false~14/11/2009~08:50~09:25~35 CITV:Horrid Henry~~Horrid Henry's Petsitting Service~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Henry's new service to the community - petsitting - comes unstuck when he gets over ambitious.~false~14/11/2009~09:25~09:40~15 CITV:Supernormal~~Mr Bad Shaves the World~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Eric and the Superchums try to help Brass Butt retrieve his brass butt when Mr Bad steals all the metal in Crumptonville.~false~14/11/2009~09:40~09:55~15 CITV:Art Attack~~~~Richard Bradley~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Neil Buchanan presents more arty tips and ideas. Today, he demonstrates how to draw a facial profile, creates a 3D still life, visits the Hastings coast guards to get some inspiration for a Big Art Attack, shows how to tidy up books in one's room, and welcomes a guest artist.~false~14/11/2009~09:55~10:20~25 CITV:Tricky Quickies~~Darts~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Stephen Mulhern presents a short spin-off programme from Tricky TV.~false~14/11/2009~10:20~10:25~5 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries~~Building a Dream~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Series taking a look behind the scenes at Steve and Terri Irwin's Australia Zoo. Construction begins on the zoo's massive expansion programme - but not without problems. Two freshwater crocodiles are captured for transport to another zoo and everyone rescues geckos during the demolition of the old snake enclosures.~false~14/11/2009~10:25~10:55~30 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries~~Win One - Lose One~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Series taking a look behind the scenes at Steve and Terri Irwin's Australia Zoo. Kelsey decides it is time to move on.~false~14/11/2009~10:55~11:25~30 Big Fat Liar~~~2002~Shawn Levy~Jason Shepherd*Frankie Muniz|Marty Wolf*Paul Giamatti|Kaylee*Amanda Bynes|Monty Kirkham*Amanda Detmer|Vince*Lee Majors|Frank Jackson / Kenny Trooper*Donald Faison [Donald Adeosun Faison]|Mrs Caldwell*Sandra Oh|Marcus Duncan*Russell Hornsby~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~2~PG~Film~This children's comedy starts well, but descends rather too readily into mean-spirited slapstick. Malcolm in the Middle's Frankie Muniz plays a 14-year-old habitual liar who's understandably disbelieved by his mum and dad when he tells the far-fetched truth for once: that an unscrupulous Hollywood film producer (Paul Giamatti) has filched his latest tall tale, and is turning it into the summer's movie blockbuster. Determined to restore his reputation, Muniz therefore heads for Beverly Hills - cue lights, camera, traction as the pilfering producer gets his comeuppance. It's sad to see a quality actor such as Giamatti (Duets, Storytelling) in such degrading stuff, but at least the kids will enjoy seeing a teenager putting one over on an unscrupulous adult. ~false~14/11/2009~11:25~13:05~100 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~14/11/2009~13:05~13:10~5 Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure~~~1988~Stephen Herek~Ted "Theodore" Logan*Keanu Reeves|Bill S Preston*Alex Winter|Rufus*George Carlin|Napoleon*Terry Camilleri|Billy the Kid*Dan Shor|Socrates*Tony Steedman|Sigmund Freud*Rod Loomis|Genghis Khan*Al Leong|Joan of Arc*Jane Wiedlin|Abraham Lincoln*Robert V Barron|Ludwig van Beethoven*Clifford David|Captain Logan*Hal Landon Jr|Mr Ryan*Bernie Casey|Missy / Mom*Amy Stock-Poynton~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~4~PG~Film~A nonstop giggle from start to finish, this beguiling grab-bag of time-travel clich鳬 hard-rock music and Valley-speaking cool dudes is a flawless, purpose-built junk movie. Director Stephen Herek's scattershot style perfectly complements the wayward cosmic capers, while Keanu Reeves (in his pre-sex symbol days) bravely takes on comedian Alex Winter for the "Most Witlessly Appealing Airhead" crown. Reeves resembles a moronic puppet with loose strings ambling amiably through this happy-go-lucky voyage into the short circuits of history. Engaging to the max.~true~14/11/2009~13:10~14:45~95 JLS Revealed~~~~Catrin Mair Thomas~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Brand new documentary following 2008 X Factor runners-up JLS on their rollercoaster ride from TV fame to success as a group in their own right. Aston, Marvin, JB and Oritse have worked hard since breaking into the public eye, and their legions of fans have only grown since The X Factor. The programme reveals what it is like to be in one of Britain's newest and biggest boy bands.~false~14/11/2009~14:45~15:45~60 Wales News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of all the latest news from across Wales.~false~14/11/2009~15:45~16:00~15 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~14/11/2009~16:00~16:15~15 International Football: Brazil v England~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~England take on five-times World Cup winners Brazil in Qatar, as coach Fabio Capello deliberates over his squad for the finals next June in South Africa. Steve Rider presents live coverage of England's friendly against FIFA's top ranked country, and is joined by Ian Wright and Marcel Desailly, with commentary by Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.~false~14/11/2009~16:15~19:30~195 Harry Hill's TV Burp~~~~Peter Orton~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~The irreverent Harry Hill selects the best of this week's rib-tickling TV nuggets, and showcases a host of inspired quips, clips and skits from your favourite programmes, including top reality shows, soaps, documentaries and dramas.~false~14/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30 The X Factor~~~~Jonathan Bullen~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Only seven acts remain and the competition will be getting fiercer than ever as the performers battle it out to stay in the running. Judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Dannii Minogue and Louis Walsh will be on the edges of their seats as they support the singers they are mentoring, while host Dermot O'Leary is on hand to deal with all the tears and triumphs. Who will impress the judges - and the voting public - today?~false~14/11/2009~20:00~21:30~90 Piers Morgan's Life Stories: Vinnie Jones~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Hollywood star and ex-bad boy footballer Vinnie Jones talks to Piers Morgan. From the highs, including his extraordinary rise to movie fame and hanging out with Brad Pitt, to the lows, including the quiet drink that nearly ended his American dream, this is Jones' most comprehensive interview to date.~false~14/11/2009~21:30~22:30~60 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~14/11/2009~22:30~22:45~15 International Football Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Highlights from Qatar as England test their World Cup credentials against Brazil, currently ranked number one in the world. This will be the 23rd time the two nations have faced each other and the five-times World Cup winners will provide stiff opposition for Fabio Capello's men. Marcel Desailly and Ian Wright join Steve Rider in the studio in Doha, with commentary by Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.~false~14/11/2009~22:45~00:00~75 Grand Slam of Darts Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Ned Boulting and Janie Omorogbe present a round-up of the best action from the first day of the Grand Slam of Darts in Wolverhampton, as Phil Taylor looks to retain his title. Commentary comes from John Rawling, Peter Drury, Alan Warriner-Little and Chris Mason.~false~15/11/2009~00:00~00:55~55 A Good Man in Africa~~~1993~Bruce Beresford~Morgan*Colin Friels|Dr Murray*Sean Connery|Celia*Joanne Whalley-Kilmer [Joanne Whalley]|Adekunle*Louis Gossett Jr|Fanshawe*John Lithgow|Chloe*Diana Rigg|Priscilla*Sarah-Jane Fenton|Dalmire*Jeremy Crutchley|Hazel*Jackie Mofokeng|Kojo*Themba Ndaba|Duchess*Daphne Greenwood|Isaiah*David Phetoe|Sonny*Dambuza Mdledle|Innocence*Lillian Dube|Peter*Peter Thage|Muller*Patrick Mynhardt~false~true~false~true~true~false~true~false~2~15~Film~ Barely playing above the level of a second-rate Carry On movie, this tale of consular shenanigans in a small African republic is a sad misfire from Bruce Beresford, the director of Driving Miss Daisy. William Boyd's screenplay of his own novel has casanova diplomat Colin Friels blackmailed into "persuading" doctor Sean Connery to support president-elect Lou Gossett Jr's building project. In a film that's ponderous and completely devoid of humour, with supremely bizarre casting all down the line, good man Connery is the only saving grace, with Beresford mistakenly thinking that the crass, stereotypical shambles of a script passes for satire and insight. ~false~15/11/2009~00:55~02:35~100 Crossing Jordan~~Locard's Exchange~~~Jill Hennessy,Miguel Ferrer,Ravi Kapoor,Kathryn Hahn,Steve Valentine~false~false~false~true~false~false~true~false~~~Drama~Crime drama series about a Boston medical examiner. The team try to prove a murder suspect is behind a string of crimes dating back more than 25 years. How far will Jordan go to get a conviction?~false~15/11/2009~02:35~03:20~45 ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~15/11/2009~03:20~05:30~130 ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~15/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30 Jim Jam and Sunny~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When brother and sister Jim Jam and Sunny enter a room, the fun begins when their toys magically come to life, creating fun and imaginative friends for them to play with.~false~15/11/2009~06:00~06:15~15 Boblins~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Adventures with The Boblins, the kind, loving and mischievous characters who live in the colourful land of Rainbow's End.~false~15/11/2009~06:15~06:25~10 Engie Benjy~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures with the helpful chap and his faithful dog Jollop.~false~15/11/2009~06:25~06:35~10 Odd-Jobbers~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Odd-Jobbers is the tale of the Mendits, four slightly odd but very friendly characters who live in a little village called Patchville. There are the brothers Osimo, Bitz and Bob, and their cousin Mia. They run a small odd-jobbing business in Patchville - helping others by fixing, building, cleaning or whatever else is required. No job is too big, small or odd for them.~false~15/11/2009~06:35~06:45~10 Fluffy Gardens~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Preschool animation following the adventures of Floella the fruitbat, Paolo the cat and Mr Johnson the Panda.~false~15/11/2009~06:45~07:00~15 Dora the Explorer~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Vamonos! Dora the Explorer is back with more adventures.~false~15/11/2009~07:00~07:25~25 Kid vs Kat~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures of a ten-year-old boy who is constantly at war with a megalomaniacal sphinx cat. The life of Coop Burtonburger is turned upside down when his spoilt little sister brings home a mysterious stray cat. Coop quickly discovers that Kat is a super-smart mastermind with diabolical plans, and realises that only he can expose the ferocious feline and save the world!~false~15/11/2009~07:25~07:45~20 Back at the Barnyard~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Two episodes of the children's animation series based on the movie Barnyard. Follow the adventures of farm friends Otis, Pip, Bessy and Pig as they get up to mischief behind the farmer's back.~false~15/11/2009~07:45~08:10~25 Chop Socky Chooks~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Animated adventures of a team of chickens, trained in the martial arts, who lead the fight against the evil Dr Wasabi, a mutated piranha and the leader of the chimp army.~false~15/11/2009~08:10~08:50~40 SpongeBob SquarePants~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cartoon about an accident-prone sea sponge who works in a fast-food restaurant and has adventures with his friends Patrick Starfish, Squidward and others.~false~15/11/2009~08:50~09:25~35 CITV:Paz~~Am I Blue?~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~The adventures of Paz and his chums - Pig, Rabbit, Dog, Pappy and Big Penguin.~false~15/11/2009~09:25~09:35~10 CITV:Captain Mack~~Arty Marty~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Meet Captain Mack in his smart blue flying suit, riding the skies in his powerful Sky Rocket. His base, Sky Rocket Control, is tucked away above the clouds in a remote mountain range. Captain Mack and his team start each day in Sky Rocket Control, watching over the world, training, and flying the skies in their bright, colourful and super-speedy Sky Rockets.~false~15/11/2009~09:35~09:50~15 CITV:Supernormal~~Elephantastique~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Eric and the Superchums try to become animal trainers when Mr Bad stampedes elephants into Crumptonville.~false~15/11/2009~09:50~10:05~15 CITV:Emu~~New Improved Emu~~~Nick Blake,Toby Hull,Bryony Skillington,Toby Leach,Julia Robertson,Ethan Morrison~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~When Emu behaves badly, Mrs Browne threatens to have him sent away to Bird Behaviour Boot Camp. The gang are desperate to save him from six weeks on the naughty step and promise to train him with some good behaviour tricks themselves. But they soon find out that the new improved Emu isn't much fun.~false~15/11/2009~10:05~10:20~15 CITV:Planet Sketch~~TV Remote~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Children~Cartoon sketch show featuring the Street Rappers, a group of mean and moody dudes who like playing soppy games when no-one is watching, the Gnaughty Gnomes, cheeky garden gnomes who delight in playing pranks on passers-by, and the Parping Ponies, who are incapable of holding down a decent job thanks to their flatulence problems.~false~15/11/2009~10:20~10:30~10 Coronation Street Omnibus~~~~John Anderson~Gray O'Brien,David Neilson,Sally Whittaker,Graeme Hawley,Reece Dinsdale,Jennie McAlpine~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Tony threatens to murder Roy. Sally goes ballistic when John Stape returns to the Street. Joe is threatened by somebody dangerous.~false~15/11/2009~10:30~13:10~160 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~15/11/2009~13:10~13:15~5 Britain Does the Funniest Things~~~~Vicky Thomas~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Stephen Mulhern presents another selection of home video clips and funny stories from across the UK. Featuring a man who made a Yorkshire pudding big enough to sail in, the sport of cheese rolling, and a Grand National for football mascots.~false~15/11/2009~13:15~14:15~60 Columbo: Murder, A Self-Portrait~~~~Jon Frawley~Peter Falk,Patrick Bauchau,Fionnula Flanagan,Shera Danese,Vito Scotti,Isabel Lorca~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Drama~Dishevelled homicide detective Lieutenant Columbo investigates the murder of a famous painter's ex-wife. The artist is Columbo's main suspect, but his water-tight alibi places him far away from the scene of the crime at the time of the murder.~false~15/11/2009~14:15~16:15~120 Foyle's War~~Casualties of War~~Tristram Powell~Michael Kitchen,Honeysuckle Weeks,Anthony Howell,Kate Fleetwood,Joshua Lewis,Abigail Cruttenden~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Foyle's life is turned upside down when his goddaughter Lydia and her traumatised seven-year-old son turn up on his doorstep needing somewhere to stay. Soon after their arrival, Lydia disappears, and Foyle finds he must care for her troubled young son until he can find her and bring her home. To add to the pressure, a series of sabotage cases keeps Foyle occupied and under the constant watch of his new boss, Assistant Commissioner Parkins.~false~15/11/2009~16:15~18:15~120 Wales News and Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of all the latest news from across Wales.~false~15/11/2009~18:15~18:30~15 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~15/11/2009~18:30~18:45~15 Harry Hill's TV Burp~~~~Peter Orton~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~The irreverent Harry Hill selects the best of this week's rib-tickling TV nuggets, and showcases a host of inspired quips, clips and skits from your favourite programmes, including top reality shows, soaps, documentaries and dramas.~false~15/11/2009~18:45~19:15~30 All Star Family Fortunes~~~~John L Spencer~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Vernon Kay hosts the gameshow that pits two celebrities and their relatives against each other in a bid to win up to 30,000 pounds for the charity of their choice. Today investigative journalist Donal MacIntyre and family battle it out with EastEnders' Charlie Brooks and clan. The MacIntyres are playing for Bornfree, while the Brooks family are supporting Sparks and the Variety Club of Great Britain.~false~15/11/2009~19:15~20:00~45 The X Factor~~~~Jonathan Bullen~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~It is time for the seven remaining acts to find out the result of the public vote. The two acts with the lowest numbers of votes must sing for survival in the final showdown. Then judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Dannii Minogue and Louis Walsh will decide who stays in the competition and who is sent home. Plus there is a guest performance by Colombian pop superstar Shakira. Hosted by Dermot O'Leary.~false~15/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~true~false~false~~~Entertainment~Ant and Dec bring you a brand new series of jungle adventures. A new bunch of celebrities must take a terrifying journey into camp - with plenty of surprises along the way. Then one unlucky soul will have to face the first of the dreaded Bushtucker Trials. Will they have the bottle for it?~false~15/11/2009~21:00~22:30~90 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, plus a national weather forecast.~false~15/11/2009~22:30~22:45~15 The South Bank Show~~~~Irshad Ashraf~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~A look at the 18 year career of a band who, until their latest album The Seldom Seen Kid, were considered a well-kept secret. Now with a host of prizes and awards, Elbow are the music story of 2009. Melvyn Bragg interviews lead singer Guy Garvey, while keyboardist Craig Potter talks about the band's evolution musically and his other role as producer. Including exclusive footage of Elbow at their MEN arena gig in Manchester, and archive footage of the band when they were teenagers in Bury.~false~15/11/2009~22:45~23:45~60 LA Story~~~1991~Mick Jackson~Harris K Telemacher*Steve Martin|Sara McDowel*Victoria Tennant|Roland*Richard E Grant|Trudi*Marilu Henner|SanDeE**Sarah Jessica Parker|Ariel*Susan Forristal|Frank Swan*Kevin Pollak|Morris Frost*Sam McMurray|Maître d' at L'Idiot*Patrick Stewart|News Reporters*Andrew / Crate, Gail Amador|Maître d' At Brunch*Eddie DeHarp|Rap Waiter At L'idiot*MC Shan|June*Frances Fisher|Cynthia*Iman|Ted*Tommy Hinkley|Tom*Larry Miller|Sharon*Anne Crawford|Sheila*Samantha Caulfield~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~4~15~Film~Steve Martin's romantic comedy is a warm-hearted salute to Los Angeles pretensions. It boasts just enough quirkiness to satisfy any of his fans who were worried that he might be selling out and abandoning his "wild and crazy" persona. Martin plays a very un-Ian McCaskill-like weatherman, who falls for visiting British journalist Victoria Tennant while undergoing a mild midlife crisis. Martin's script has fun sending up some of the crazier aspects of LA life and he stages some lovely comic set pieces. The film's only failing is a sniff of sentimentality. There are some fine supporting performances from Sarah Jessica Parker, Richard E Grant and Marilu Henner, and look out for cameos from Patrick Stewart, Chevy Chase and Rick Moranis. ~false~15/11/2009~23:45~01:20~95 UEFA Champions League Weekly~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~A regular round up of all the action and big name interviews, featuring the biggest stars from European football's premier club competition - the UEFA Champions League.~false~16/11/2009~01:20~01:45~25 Grand Slam of Darts Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Ned Boulting and Janie Omorogbe present a round-up of the action from day two of the group stages of the Grand Slam of Darts in Wolverhampton. Commentary comes from John Rawling, Stuart Pyke, Peter Drury, Chris Mason and Alan Warriner-Little.~false~16/11/2009~01:45~02:40~55 Kojak~~~~~Telly Savalas,Dan Frazer,Kevin Dobson,George Savalas~false~false~false~true~false~false~true~false~~~Drama~Drama series about the tough Manhattan detective with a soft centre, a cynical turn of humour and a penchant for lollipops.~false~16/11/2009~02:40~03:30~50 Tonight~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~On the UK's roads the car is king, but with thousands of collisions between cars and bicycles each year, is it time cyclists were better protected? Fiona Foster reports on calls for new safety measures, including a controversial idea to make motorists' insurers automatically responsible for a smash, regardless of who is to blame.~false~16/11/2009~03:30~04:00~30 ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~16/11/2009~04:00~05:30~90 ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~16/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30 GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Kate Garraway and Ben Shephard. Stereophonics perform their new single and Lucie Cave picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~16/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155 GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~16/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~16/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Loose Women Sherrie Hewson and Andrea McLean take a look at the weekend's newspapers, there is all the insider gossip from Saturday and Sunday's X Factor shows, and chef Dean Edwards creates a culinary delight. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~16/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55 ITV News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world, followed by a local weather forecast.~false~16/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Loose Women Sherrie Hewson and Andrea McLean take a look at the weekend's newspapers, there is all the insider gossip from Saturday and Sunday's X Factor shows, and chef Dean Edwards creates a culinary delight. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~16/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Loose ladies Kate Thornton, Carol McGiffin and Jane McDonald brighten up your lunch time with an hour of fun chat and topical debate. Dropping in for a catch-up today is ex-Blue singer Antony Costa.~false~16/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.~false~16/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Andrew Lester~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson and the team are in Southport, where dealers Cheryl Brown, David Ford and Tim Hogarth are all hoping to seal some good deals with the local people. Some Beswick figures make big money at auction.~false~16/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60 The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan Titchmarsh hosts his daily chat show. Today he is joined by guest judge Kate Mosse for The People's Author - the continuing search for Britain's next publishing sensation.~false~16/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60 Midsomer Murders~~Hidden Depths (Part 2)~~~John Nettles,John Hopkins,Jane Wymark,Barry Jackson,John Lightbody,Vicki Hopps~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Conclusion. When a solicitor falls from a roof to his death, Barnaby and Scott investigate whether it was suicide or murder. They discover that a rival lawyer was spreading harmful rumours about the dead man, but when this man is drugged and killed as well, the motive looks like revenge - but for what?~false~16/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60 Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Comedian Jasper Carrott presents the gameshow in which four players receive Golden Balls stuffed with life-changing amounts of cash. Hidden amongst them are the dreaded Killer Balls, which have the power to wreak havoc with the jackpot. In a game of truth and bluff, the players try to work out who is holding the big cash and who is hiding killers. Someone is going to be voted off and their balls are out of the game for good, but how far will the players go to keep themselves in?~false~16/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60 Wales Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport, breaking stories and local weather from across Wales.~false~16/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast.~false~16/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Emmerdale~~~~Lee Salisbury~Rokhsaneh Ghawam-Shahidi,Matthew Wolfenden,Emma Atkins,Jeff Hordley,Charlie Hardwick,Billy Hartman~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Leyla begs David to give her one more chance. Unable to shake his distrust of Charity, Cain lashes out. Val sets her sights on a new business venture.~false~16/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30 Coronation Street~~~~David Kester~Gray O'Brien,David Neilson,Julie Hesmondhalgh,Sue Cleaver,John Thomson,Debbie Rush~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Tony is arrested for murder and vows revenge on the Croppers. Eileen makes a surprising discovery about Jesse. And what will Anna make of Gary's career plans?~false~16/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30 Wales This Week~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Award-winning current affairs programme with Mai Davies.~false~16/11/2009~20:00~20:30~30 Coronation Street~~~~David Kester~Gray O'Brien,David Neilson,Samia Smith,Sue Cleaver,John Thomson,Julie Hesmondhalgh~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~A vengeful Tony tries to drown Roy in the canal. Has Maria finally realised that her fiance is a murderer? Eileen is frustrated and feels betrayed by Jesse.~false~16/11/2009~20:30~21:00~30 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~How are the hapless celebrities faring as they settle into camp life in the depths of the jungle? One of them is voted to take part in a terrifying Bushtucker Trial in order to earn food for camp. If they succeed, they will be a hero, but their fellow stars will not be impressed if they fail. Hosted by Ant and Dec.~false~16/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 ITV News at Ten & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.~false~16/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35 Eight Legged Freaks~~~2001~Ellory Elkayem~Chris McCormack*David Arquette|Sheriff Sam Parker*Kari Wuhrer|Mike Parker*Scott Terra|Ashley Parker*Scarlett Johansson|Harlan*Doug E Doug|Deputy Pete Willis*Rick Overton|Mayor Wade*Leon Rippy|Bret*Matt Czuchry|Leon*Jay Arlen Jones|Gladys*Eileen Ryan|Josh, spider farmer*Tom Noonan~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~2~12~Film~David Arquette and Kari Wuhrer fight chemically mutated spiders in a rural mining town in this B-movie homage from New Zealand-born film-maker Ellory Elkayem. A virtual re-working of 1999 schlock horror Bats, this is a tongue-in-cheek take on the creature features of the 1950s and early 60s. With its blend of absurd set pieces, hammy acting and deliberately exaggerated dialogue, the movie works hard to capture the kitsch spirit of its predecessors. Though it's too self-conscious and heavy handed to succeed entirely, there's much to enjoy, not least watching Scarlett Johansson battling for survival in a scatty supporting role before she became one of Hollywood's in-demand leading ladies. As for the real stars of the show - the often blatantly artificial arachnids - they may not be scary, but their jumping, galloping antics are a scream, nevertheless.~false~16/11/2009~22:35~00:25~110 Grand Slam of Darts Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Ned Boulting and Janie Omorogbe present a round-up of the action from day three of the group stages of the Grand Slam of Darts in Wolverhampton. Commentary comes from John Rawling, Stuart Pyke, Peter Drury, Chris Mason and Alan Warriner-Little.~false~17/11/2009~00:25~01:15~50 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~On patrol with police forces across the country as they continue in their never-ending battle against criminals and law breakers.~false~17/11/2009~01:15~02:10~55 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Loose ladies Kate Thornton, Carol McGiffin and Jane McDonald brighten up your lunch time with an hour of fun chat and topical debate. Dropping in for a catch-up today is ex-Blue singer Antony Costa.~false~17/11/2009~02:10~03:00~50 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~true~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~17/11/2009~03:00~03:50~50 ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~17/11/2009~03:50~05:30~100 ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~17/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30 GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Kate Garraway and Ben Shephard. Gerard Butler talks about his new film Law Abiding Citizen, and Lucie Cave picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~17/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155 GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests. Mika performs his new single Rain.~false~17/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~17/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Pixie Lott chats about her meteoric rise to pop prominence and performs her new single Cry Me Out, Dr Chris Steele tackles another pressing medical matter, stylist Jason Gardiner offers more fashion advice, and Ed Baines rustles up a tasty lunchtime treat. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~17/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55 ITV News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world followed by a local weather forecast.~false~17/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Pixie Lott chats about her meteoric rise to pop prominence and performs her new single Cry Me Out, Dr Chris Steele tackles another pressing medical matter, stylist Jason Gardiner offers more fashion advice, and Ed Baines rustles up a tasty lunchtime treat. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~17/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Loose ladies Andrea McLean, Carol McGiffin and Jane McDonald look over the hot topics of the day. Joining in the fun is ex-Bananarama and Shakespears Sister singer Siobhan Fahey.~false~17/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast and all the latest news and weather in your region.~false~17/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Vicky Webb~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson is in Pudsey, West Yorkshire, with dealers Jo Brayshaw, Michael Hogben and Stewart Hofgartner. Will the local people be happy to make a deal, or will they prefer to gamble and take their antiques to auction? An unusual chamberpot makes big money in the saleroom.~false~17/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60 The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan's guests today include the Queen's nephew Viscount Linley, who discusses his new book. Plus jazz legend Cleo Laine drops by and there is music from pop diva Agnes.~false~17/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60 Midsomer Murders~~Bantling Boy (Part 1)~~Sarah Hellings~John Nettles,John Hopkins,Jane Wymark,Laura Howard,Barry Jackson,Simon Kunz~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Barnaby and Scott enter the world of horseracing when the trainer of the thoroughbred Bantling Boy is battered to death before he can expose the reason why the horse was bequeathed to four Midsomer villagers.~false~17/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60 Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Comedian Jasper Carrott presents the gameshow in which four players receive Golden Balls stuffed with life-changing amounts of cash. Hidden amongst them are the dreaded Killer Balls, which have the power to wreak havoc with the jackpot. In a game of truth and bluff, the players try to work out who is holding the big cash and who is hiding killers. Someone is going to be voted off and their balls are out of the game for good, but how far will the players go to keep themselves in?~false~17/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60 Wales Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport, breaking stories and local weather from across Wales.~false~17/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast.~false~17/11/2009~18:30~19:00~30 Emmerdale~~~~Duncan Foster~Charlotte Bellamy,Jeff Hordley,Emma Atkins,Charlie Hardwick,Billy Hartman,Sian Reeves~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Laurel is discharged from hospital - but will she realise the danger she is in? Cain is caught off guard when Charity calls his bluff. Val is determined to rise to the challenge when Terry gives her a chance.~false~17/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30 Grimefighters~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Series following Britain's clean-up crews. A developer's dream turns into a nightmare when Rob and Rob find squatters and rats living in the building. A blocked sewer disturbs the peace of Twickenham until Joe swings into action and puts paid to a very bad pong. In Cleethorpes the Sheriff of Grimsby has run some travellers out of town, but now he has an epic mess on his hands. And grey squirrels are causing havoc in the west of England, so Dave the Verminator goes fur-trapping.~false~17/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30 John Sergeant on the Tourist Trail~~Kings and Castles~~Jim Funnell~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~John meets tourists visiting the UK in search of history and tradition. A group of Americans have come for Ladies' Day at Ascot - but have their expectations been raised too high by scenes from My Fair Lady? John then joins a family from Orlando staying overnight at haunted Chillingham Castle, a group of French enthusiasts who have come to re-enact a medieval battle, and a family from North Carolina in search of their Scottish roots. Finally, he tries his hand at punting in Cambridge.~false~17/11/2009~20:00~21:00~60 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Ant and Dec bring you all the action from another day in the jungle. Our bunch of celebrities are feeling the strain of being far from home and without their creature comforts. And to make matters worse, one of them will be voted by the public to take part in a dreaded Bushtucker Trial. How will they get on?~false~17/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 ITV News at Ten & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast and all the latest news and weather in your region.~false~17/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35 Fiddles, Cheats & Scams~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Morland Sanders presents the second of two programmes revealing some of the nation's more colourful, cheeky and sometimes charming fraudsters. Today's show exposes bogus benefits claimants making big bucks, multi-million pound con artists, and the cheats who crash for cash - insurance scammers who aim straight for your car.~false~17/11/2009~22:35~23:35~60 In Plain Sight~~Jailbait~~Michael W. Watkins~Mary McCormack,Frederick Weller,Nichole Hiltz,Paul Ben-Victor,Cristian de la Fuente,Lesley Ann Warren~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Drama about a US Marshal. Jesus Moreno enters witness protection in order to testify against a mob boss, but his teenage daughter Olivia is not pleased about the situation and starts causing problems. Meanwhile, Mary and Raphael talk about their relationship.~false~17/11/2009~23:35~00:30~55 Grand Slam of Darts Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Ned Boulting and Janie Omorogbe present a round-up of the action from day four of the group stages of the Grand Slam of Darts in Wolverhampton. Commentary comes from John Rawling, Stuart Pyke, Peter Drury, Chris Mason and Alan Warriner-Little.~false~18/11/2009~00:30~01:20~50 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Loose ladies Andrea McLean, Carol McGiffin and Jane McDonald look over the hot topics of the day. Joining in the fun is ex-Bananarama and Shakespears Sister singer Siobhan Fahey.~false~18/11/2009~01:20~02:10~50 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~true~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues in front of a live studio audience.~false~18/11/2009~02:10~03:00~50 ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~18/11/2009~03:00~05:30~150 ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~18/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30 GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Kate Garraway and Ben Shephard. Little Boots performs her latest single, and Lucie Cave picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~18/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155 GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests. Boyz II Men talk about their new album Love.~false~18/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~18/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. String quartet Escala talk about their career since their appearance on Britain's Got Talent last year, Phil Vickery prepares a delicious lunch, and there is a look at all the breaking showbiz stories. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~18/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55 ITV News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world followed by a local weather forecast.~false~18/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. String quartet Escala talk about their career since their appearance on Britain's Got Talent last year, Phil Vickery prepares a delicious lunch, and there is a look at all the breaking showbiz stories. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~18/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Loose ladies Andrea McLean, Sherrie Hewson and Jane McDonald debate the hot news stories of the day and swap celebrity chit chat with today's guests.~false~18/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.~false~18/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Steve Peet~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson and the team are in Penrith in the Lake District, where dealers Mike Melody, Helen Gardiner and David Hakeney are hoping to find some local treasures. An amethyst brooch does well at auction.~false~18/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60 The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Today Alan is joined by Geoffrey Palmer, one of Britain's finest actors. Plus there is music from Paloma Faith.~false~18/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60 Midsomer Murders~~Bantling Boy (Part 2)~~Sarah Hellings~John Nettles,John Hopkins,Jane Wymark,Laura Howard,Barry Jackson,Simon Kunz~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Conclusion. Barnaby and Scott enter the world of horseracing when the trainer of the thoroughbred Bantling Boy is battered to death before he can expose the reason why the horse was bequeathed to four Midsomer villagers.~false~18/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60 Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Comedian Jasper Carrott presents the gameshow in which four players receive Golden Balls stuffed with life-changing amounts of cash. Hidden amongst them are the dreaded Killer Balls, which have the power to wreak havoc with the jackpot. In a game of truth and bluff, the players try to work out who is holding the big cash and who is hiding killers. Someone is going to be voted off and their balls are out of the game for good, but how far will the players go to keep themselves in?~false~18/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60 Wales Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport, breaking stories and local weather from across Wales.~false~18/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world followed by a national weather forecast.~false~18/11/2009~18:30~18:55~25 Queen's Speech Broadcast by the Labour Party~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~~false~18/11/2009~18:55~19:00~5 Emmerdale~~~~Duncan Foster~Tom Lister,Emma Atkins,Sian Reeves,Charlotte Bellamy,Nicola Wheeler,Kelsey-Beth Crossley~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Carl is hell-bent on revenge after Charity's bombshell. A scheming Sally digs into Laurel's memory of the fire. With Angelica's christening in mind, Nicola has her eye on Scarlett's inheritance.~false~18/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30 Celebrating The Carpenters~~~~Simon Staffurth~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Music and Arts~Amanda Holden and Ronan Keating introduce a programme featuring brand new versions of The Carpenters' best-loved songs performed by some of the biggest names in music, including The Feeling, Chrissie Hynde, The Saturdays, Noisettes, Beverley Knight and the legendary Dionne Warwick. Plus an exclusive duet from Jamie Cullum and Kimberley Walsh, and Richard Carpenter shares behind-the-scenes stories and archive footage of the group from the 1970s.~false~18/11/2009~19:30~20:30~60 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~How are our bunch of foolhardy celebrities getting through another day in the jungle? Today one of them must face a terrifying Live Bushtucker Trial in order to win extra food for the camp. Will they succeed in getting dinner for their campmates, or will the group be stuck with rice and beans? Hosted by Ant and Dec.~false~18/11/2009~20:30~22:00~90 ITV News at Ten & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.~false~18/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35 In the Line of Fire~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Ken Stott narrates the conclusion of a two-part documentary that follows CO19 - the firearms division of the Metropolitan Police, charged with tackling London's gun criminals. Offering a rare and compelling insight into one of the most dangerous jobs in Britain, where split second decisions can mean the difference between life and death, the film asks officers how they approach a task which increasingly pits them against armed teenagers from communities which resent the police.~false~18/11/2009~22:35~23:35~60 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Mystery~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Documentary~Steve Scott opens the casebooks on Britain's most notorious murders, infamous criminals and unsolved mysteries, as he reveals some of the darkest secrets in crime history.~false~18/11/2009~23:35~00:30~55 Grand Slam of Darts Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Ned Boulting and Janie Omorogbe present a round-up of the best action from the last round of group stage matches at the Grand Slam of Darts in Wolverhampton. Sixteen players will go through to the latter stages, as Phil Taylor looks to defend his crown. Commentary comes from John Rawling, Stuart Pyke, Peter Drury, Chris Mason and Alan Warriner-Little.~false~19/11/2009~00:30~01:20~50 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Loose ladies Andrea McLean, Sherrie Hewson and Jane McDonald debate the hot news stories of the day and swap celebrity chit chat with today's guests.~false~19/11/2009~01:20~02:10~50 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~true~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~19/11/2009~02:10~03:05~55 Tonight~~~~~~false~false~true~false~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~As many NHS Ambulance Trusts fail to meet their targets for responding to 999 calls, the programme investigates the consequences of employing ambulance crews with lower levels of training.~false~19/11/2009~03:05~03:30~25 ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~19/11/2009~03:30~05:30~120 ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~19/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30 GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Emma Crosby and Andrew Castle. The Priests are in the studio for a chat and a performance, and Lucie Cave picks the best of today's TV. Plus lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~19/11/2009~06:00~08:35~155 GMTV with Lorraine~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Lifestyle, fashion and showbiz news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.~false~19/11/2009~08:35~09:25~50 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~19/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Comedian Alan Carr talks about his new series Chatty Man and Stereophonics perform their new single Innocent. Plus there is advice from agony aunt Denise Robertson, Phil Vickery cooks up a storm, and Sharon Marshall has all the latest soap gossip. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~19/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55 ITV News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world followed by a local weather forecast.~false~19/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Comedian Alan Carr talks about his new series Chatty Man and Stereophonics perform their new single Innocent. Plus there is advice from agony aunt Denise Robertson, Phil Vickery cooks up a storm, and Sharon Marshall has all the latest soap gossip. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~19/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join loose ladies Kate Thornton, Lesley Garrett, Sherrie Hewson and Carol McGiffin for some fun lunchtime nattering and top celebrity chattering.~false~19/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.~false~19/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Steve Peet~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today David Dickinson is at Bangor University in North Wales with dealers David Tupman, David Ford and Cheryl Brown. Four pieces of Moorcroft pottery do well at auction.~false~19/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60 The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Alan is joined by outspoken journalist Janet Street-Porter. Plus there is music from Boyz II Men, and Rosemary Shrager cooks some favourite dishes.~false~19/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60 Midsomer Murders~~The House in the Woods (Part 1)~~~John Nettles,Jason Hughes,Jane Wymark,Barry Jackson,George Baker,Anita Carey~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~With the help of acting DC Ben Jones, Barnaby investigates the garrotting of a husband and wife outside a deserted cottage near Midsomer Newton. Despite a reputation for being haunted, Winyard is a magnet for villagers, developers and conservationists. Barnaby and Jones must separate truth from rumour in order to reveal the cottage's secrets - and catch the killer.~false~19/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60 Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Comedian Jasper Carrott presents the gameshow in which four players receive Golden Balls stuffed with life-changing amounts of cash. Hidden amongst them are the dreaded Killer Balls, which have the power to wreak havoc with the jackpot. In a game of truth and bluff, the players try to work out who is holding the big cash and who is hiding killers. Someone is going to be voted off and their balls are out of the game for good, but how far will the players go to keep themselves in?~false~19/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60 Wales Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport, breaking stories and local weather from across Wales.~false~19/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast.~false~19/11/2009~18:30~18:55~25 Queen's Speech Broadcast by the Conservative Party~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~~false~19/11/2009~18:55~19:00~5 Emmerdale~~~~Duncan Foster~Jeff Hordley,Emma Atkins,Jane Cox,Sophie Powles,Nicola Wheeler,Kelsey-Beth Crossley~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~With Cain's suspicions growing by the minute, will Charity seize her opportunity? Lisa is intrigued by Holly's proposition. A scheming Nicola is chuffed to get Scarlett on side.~false~19/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30 Fishlock's Wales~~Handmade Wales~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Trevor Fishlock presents the series about traditional crafts and industries that still survive today. The veteran journalist learns how to shear a lamb by hand and visits a centre in Dolgellau which is dedicated to preserving ancient styles of Welsh music.~false~19/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30 Emmerdale~~~~Duncan Foster~Emma Atkins,Lucy Pargeter,Natalie J Robb,Mark Charnock,Adam Thomas,Danny Miller~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Charity is left squirming when Chas catches her red-handed. Moira is thrown when Marlon crosses a line. Adam is wary as Aaron plans a party in Paddy's absence.~false~19/11/2009~20:00~20:30~30 Coronation Street~~~~David Kester~David Neilson,Gray O'Brien,Samia Smith,Julie Hesmondhalgh,Katherine Kelly,Kym Marsh~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Will Roy survive Tony's murderous attack? Tony finally hands himself in to the police - and Maria is left distraught by his confession.~false~19/11/2009~20:30~21:00~30 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Ant and Dec bring you more jungle japes and stomach-churning challenges from camp. Our hapless bunch of celebrities are continuing to adapt to life in the jungle - but that does not mean they have to like it!~false~19/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 ITV News at Ten & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest headlines from around the world, followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.~false~19/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35 Piers Morgan's Life Stories: Vinnie Jones~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Hollywood star and ex-bad boy footballer Vinnie Jones talks to Piers Morgan. From the highs, including his extraordinary rise to movie fame and hanging out with Brad Pitt, to the lows, including the quiet drink that nearly ended his American dream, this is Jones' most comprehensive interview to date.~false~19/11/2009~22:35~23:35~60 Sharp End~~~~Gwynne Williams~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~Mai Davies presents the show that looks at how the decisions taken in Westminster and Cardiff Bay affect the lives of the people of Wales.~false~19/11/2009~23:35~00:05~30 October Road~~Tomorrow's So Far Away~~Gary Fleder~Bryan Greenberg,Laura Prepon,Tom Berenger,Warren Christie,Jay Paulson,Rebecca Field~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~US drama. Hannah finds herself conflicted about her feelings for Ray and Nick. Nick uses an idea from his novel to help Sam impress a girl. Janet is worried that Eddie is embarrassed by her. And Physical Phil has a crush on a pizza delivery girl.~false~20/11/2009~00:05~01:00~55 Grand Slam of Darts Highlights~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Ned Boulting and Janie Omorogbe present a round-up of the best action from day six of the Grand Slam of Darts in Wolverhampton. Sixteen players remain and quarter-final places are up for grabs. Commentary comes from John Rawling, Stuart Pyke, Peter Drury, Chris Mason and Alan Warriner-Little.~false~20/11/2009~01:00~01:50~50 Motorsport UK~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Sport~Louise Goodman presents action from rounds 17 and 18 of the Elf Renault Clio Cup from Rockingham, as series leader Phil Glew hopes to secure the title. Commentary by John Hindhaugh and Simon Hill.~false~20/11/2009~01:50~02:40~50 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Join loose ladies Kate Thornton, Lesley Garrett, Sherrie Hewson and Carol McGiffin for some fun lunchtime nattering and top celebrity chattering.~false~20/11/2009~02:40~03:30~50 ITV Nightscreen~~~~~~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~false~~~Interests~Text-based information service.~false~20/11/2009~03:30~05:30~120 ITV Morning News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest national and international news.~false~20/11/2009~05:30~06:00~30 GMTV~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~The latest news with Penny Smith and John Stapleton, plus showbiz, entertainment and health features with Emma Crosby and Andrew Castle. Florence and the Machine perform You've Got the Love, Michael Sheen talks about his latest film The Twilight Saga: New Moon, and Lucie Cave picks the best of the weekend's TV.~false~20/11/2009~06:00~09:25~205 The Jeremy Kyle Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Jeremy Kyle hosts his talk show dealing with daily dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a live studio audience.~false~20/11/2009~09:25~10:30~65 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford. The Fonz himself drops in - actor Henry Winkler talks about treading the boards in panto. Pop princess Taylor Swift chats about her UK tour. And Harry Connick Jnr provides the music while Rustie Lee cooks up a storm in the kitchen. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~20/11/2009~10:30~11:25~55 ITV News~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~The latest news headlines from around the world followed by a national weather forecast.~false~20/11/2009~11:25~11:30~5 This Morning~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Presented by Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford. The Fonz himself drops in - actor Henry Winkler talks about treading the boards in panto. Pop princess Taylor Swift chats about her UK tour. And Harry Connick Jnr provides the music while Rustie Lee cooks up a storm in the kitchen. Satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet).~false~20/11/2009~11:30~12:30~60 Loose Women~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Talk show~Loose ladies Kate Thornton, Carol McGiffin and Sherrie Hewson will be gearing you up for the weekend with some fun banter and gossip. Joining them today are comedian Jason Manford and singer of the moment Little Boots, who will be performing her latest single.~false~20/11/2009~12:30~13:30~60 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.~false~20/11/2009~13:30~14:00~30 Dickinson's Real Deal~~~~Jake Senior~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Interests~Today's show comes from Doncaster, where David Dickinson and dealers Simon Schneider, Brenda Haller and Mike Melody are on the hunt for antiques of interest. Simon pays big money for a Zsolnay Pecs figure.~false~20/11/2009~14:00~15:00~60 The Alan Titchmarsh Show~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~Queen guitarist Brian May joins Alan Titchmarsh for a chat. Plus Alan shares his gardening tips for the weekend.~false~20/11/2009~15:00~16:00~60 Midsomer Murders~~The House in the Woods (Part 2)~~~John Nettles,Jason Hughes,Jane Wymark,Barry Jackson,George Baker,Anita Carey~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Drama~Conclusion. With the help of acting DC Ben Jones, Barnaby investigates the garrotting of a husband and wife outside a deserted cottage near Midsomer Newton. Despite a reputation for being haunted, Winyard is a magnet for villagers, developers and conservationists. Barnaby and Jones must separate truth from rumour in order the reveal the cottage's secrets - and catch the killer.~false~20/11/2009~16:00~17:00~60 Golden Balls~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Game show~Comedian Jasper Carrott presents the gameshow in which four players receive Golden Balls stuffed with life-changing amounts of cash. Hidden amongst them are the dreaded Killer Balls, which have the power to wreak havoc with the jackpot. In a game of truth and bluff, the players try to work out who is holding the big cash and who is hiding killers. Someone is going to be voted off and their balls are out of the game for good, but how far will the players go to keep themselves in?~false~20/11/2009~17:00~18:00~60 Wales Tonight~~~~~~false~false~false~false~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~All the latest news, sport, breaking stories and local weather from across Wales.~false~20/11/2009~18:00~18:30~30 ITV News & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world followed by a national weather forecast.~false~20/11/2009~18:30~18:55~25 Queen's Speech Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Current affairs~~false~20/11/2009~18:55~19:00~5 Emmerdale~~~~Duncan Foster~Emma Atkins,Jeff Hordley,Grace Cassidy,Danny Miller,Nicola Wheeler,Kelsey-Beth Crossley~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Charity is stunned by Cain's declaration. Hannah's safety is at stake when Aaron's party gets out of hand. Nicola's frustrations grow as an oblivious Scarlett ignores her hints.~false~20/11/2009~19:00~19:30~30 Coronation Street~~~~David Kester~Samia Smith,David Neilson,Maggie Jones,Anthony Valentine,William Roache,Anne Kirkbride~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~A devastated Maria tries to come to terms with what has happened. Roy is struggling to cope after his ordeal. Blanche embarrasses the Barlows in front of George.~false~20/11/2009~19:30~20:00~30 Harry Hill's TV Burp~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Comedy~A special show featuring classic clips from previous series. Little Mo hones her Frank Spencer impersonation, fellow baldies Al Murray and Duncan Goodhew unite with Harry for a brawl in the Queen Vic, global warming threatens all the world's major cities - and Norwich - in Eleventh Hour starring Jean-Luc Picard, and Judy Finnegan has an unfortunate run-in with a hot dog as she is joined on the couch by Burger Barry from Booze Britain.~false~20/11/2009~20:00~20:30~30 Coronation Street~~~~David Kester~Samia Smith,Helen Worth,Reece Dinsdale,Anthony Valentine,Jane Danson,Chris Gascoyne~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Soap~Is Maria heading for a devastating breakdown? How will Gail take the news about Joe's debts? And how will George react to the Barlows' shocking past?~false~20/11/2009~20:30~21:00~30 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~Entertainment~The celebs have made it through nearly a week in the jungle, and today they face another Bushtucker Trial in order to earn food for camp. Will they succeed, or will they be left on minimal rations? Hosted by Ant and Dec.~false~20/11/2009~21:00~22:00~60 ITV News at Ten & Weather~~~~~~false~false~false~true~true~false~false~false~~~News and Current Affairs~A round-up of the headlines from around the world followed by a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region.~false~20/11/2009~22:00~22:35~35 Commando~~~1985~Mark L Lester~Colonel John Matrix*Arnold Schwarzenegger|Cindy*Rae Dawn Chong|General Arius*Dan Hedaya|Bennett*Vernon Wells|General Kirby*James Olson|Sully*David Patrick Kelly|Jenny*Alyssa Milano|Cooke*Bill Duke|Lawson*Drew Snyder|Leslie*Sharon Wyatt~false~true~false~true~true~false~false~false~3~18~Film~Arnold Schwarzenegger gets the good-guy role here, in his first movie after finding cult success with The Terminator. Although he still looks a little awkward with anything but the most rudimentary dialogue, he makes for a spectacularly destructive hero here, playing a former special forces colonel called back into action when his daughter is kidnapped by an old adversary. Dan Hedaya is an engaging chief villain and there's a spirited turn from Rae Dawn Chong as Arnie's unwilling partner. Mark L Lester is a no-frills director and his set pieces pack an explosive punch. ~false~20/11/2009~22:35~00:20~105